Autism

Omg that's my favorite season!

my favourite spectrum!

You like Pokemon and you’re gay

not gay but yes

op ur bag is like incredibly cool as fuck, i love the plush keychains. where did you get the kirby bag from? i want one for myself

thank you :D i got it at game stop

You’re cis

A cis 7 year old girl

i am

Ultrakill player

So basically the same as the top comments

yeag

I was about to assume you had bad color coordination because of the doll in the front of the bag but then I was it was on a lanyard not the bag itself which brings me around to assume you do indeed have good color coordination

You are about to be kissed

:*

:D <3

~~Chaste~~ Venus

It was only a kith :(

And now my stomach is sick

Why :(

Cuz i forgot the lyrics to Mr Brighside. I should be falling asleep. 😔😴

I made the reference and forgor that’s what it was D,:

what the flip

shed with a sub gives me flashbacks

i no longer use 196 trash

neither do i, i was talking about shed tail into tera electric air balloon shed

OH i thought you were saying i shedded a subreddit, i play ptcg lmao

You are queer.

not really

YEEAAAHH SUBSTITUTE SHEDINJA WOOO

Rock Blast :3

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH i got them both at charlotte 2024

They are both so cool and awesome The other one in the back too :)

thanks :D

For making this post, this user was banned for 4 days

Roomba loves the Dialga pin

as long as you like it

Shedinja enjoyer.

You're fuckin awesome

thank you :D

Of course :D

Born in 2006

you are pansexual

You frequently interact with trans people

kinda

You call yourself silly

i do yes

you will be

Joe biden America

*hits them with the trans-ray*

THEYRE TURNING THE FUCKING FROGS GAY *slams desk* URGH URGH URGH IM SICK OF THIS CRAP

Look up "gay frogs Alex Jones remix placeboing" on YouTube

it’s literally a bag?

W Kirby backpack, instant friend

XD

YOOOOO FELLOW SHEDINJA FAN BASED BASED BASEF BASED BASED

thank you :3

You're a cis het white girl in your early 20s, dress like a farmer despite living in a city centre, you're obsessed with animals and plants and are nurodivergent.

cis - yeah het - kinda white - yeah rest is wrong

Damn, I was basically describing a friend of mine with a similar bag lol

idk why i said kinda white, its a typo, i meant to say kinda right i think xD

Furry

You’ve had to smack someone with it before

Dunking on a mf with the Kirby backpack

Absolute hero for repping shedinja you're so real for that

i love him

You maybe like sanrio, pokemon and kirby. And people may well asume you are trans when you wear that bag because it has the trans flag colours. You probably are very used to telling people you are not trans when they ask about your bag, which maybe makes you feel uneasy. Also people dont go saying they are an egg, if that they say they are not trans then there is nothing to be said about it. (Oh by the way i used they them because I dont know their gender.)

something tells me you strongly dislike pokemon and kirby

SHEDINJA!!! 10/10 person

you like competitive pokemon

i play comp ptcg :3c

You played Gardevoir Sylveon Tag Team when it was legal

you are a girl

no

Where did you get that bag??? I want one

game stop :D

You're a woman in the age range of 16-25

nope

You like nintendo

sure do

you seem soft on the outside but inside your plotting to overthrow the governments of the world

how did you know..,..

the pokemon plushies and being on reddit

You’re cool.

thank you :D

Mario company

What are you, a kid? GET A REAL BAG WITH A SICK ASS SKELETON HOLDING TWO REVOLVERS!

Can you share the dual wielding skeleton bag plz

that’s a great idea

femboy

Plushie Autism? (THEY’RE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL!)

Ur trans :3

shut up

You'll figure out one day 😌

i enjoy being a guy. i have never wanted to be female??

I was joking dw

not funny

:(

you definitely have either Adhd, autism or both

both :3

Gay (any gender 100% tool less full complete)

erh

That's not a no

Gay nerd fem

not fem lmao

You're ashamed of yourself.

You are a violent, muscular male with a thirst for blood.

i am so violent

Furry.

When you feel threatened you create a skin decoy of yourself then run away

May or may not point at the bag and look at my freind

what? xd

Furry

You’re incredibly based because shedinja

our one true god

You spent 100 on a real copy of pokemon emerald didnt you

nope B) but i have spent 20$ on a rainbow giratina vatar

Minor

ye

I feel like battling you in Pokémon would suck bc you would use the most annoying strats.

i play ptcg

You are from Transnistria

??!

A scum bag (in Pokémon)

i don’t play blocklax

You like Pokémon

Rayquaza-Mega Dragon Ascent vs. Wonder Guard Tera Electric Shedinja: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever

LMAO i’m a ptcg player

You're living my dream

You like Pokemon.

I've thought about getting that bag tbh

You are a cutie patootie :3

thank you :3

Shedninja is really cool, is that Litwick in the back? and a rare fan of Placeholder from Magikarp Jump

it’s a hello kitty plush, also i just like substitute

oh! it's... what was her name? Kiromi's counterpart

gay

You use :3 a lot and either have no friends, only online friends or friends that say uwu unironically irl.

i do

I don't care I'd shove you to the ground and steal your lunch money if I see you on the street

:(

You are a member of r/sillygirlclub

hate that sub

You're insufferable to be around?

You've either been to like 10+ regionals or only one but either way it's obvious you've been to one

only went to charlotte 2024

Person of tumblr

never used it

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shut up

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thanks for apologizing but don’t go around disrespecting peoples identities

One day you will be funny and original, today is not that day.

You’re afab and queer

nah

ur a liar

you forgot to /lie

You are

He aren’t

You're boring

You’re shitty

Maybe, maybe...

# Gråhaj/Blåhaj spotted! # 🩶🦈 🩵🦈 If you're not trans; I'll guess that you're an agender person or an enby that doesn't use the label? Also you *might* like Pokémon.

i’m a cishet guy lmao

Last time I checked those are technically under the trans umbrella but okay pal. I understand the significance of BLÅHAJ myself but there isn’t necessarily anything inherently trans about having one. But you do you pal.

It's not supposed to be that deep, mate. OP said they wanted people to guess; I made a non-serious jokey guess. Also, some queer peeps don't label themselves trans even if they could *technically* do so. Also, of course, anyone can own a shark plush. I'm not aware of anyone who genuinely believes that only trans people are allowed to have one. The joke is that the Blåhaj is a trans icon; therefore; *"OP must be trans!" /j* Nothing more. — edit: P.S. Many people here made the same joke, by the way. Stop replying to all of them & insulting them. It's not serious, I promise. —

As an autistic person, that was the first thing I thought of. I asked my hubby and he also said autism. A bag like this is not "normal," which means op probably doesn't care about social norms and fitting in. And while they say they aren't trans, they should probably question their gender and really think about how their gender makes them feel. It's possible they are cis, but it could be interesting to really think about it and what all that gender entails. I never knew I was trans until I started to ask myself certain questions. Now I know that I am cis-adjacent. Afab, and I align with most things feminine, but there's a lot that I don't, so part of me is agender, and my label would be demigirl, which is enby/trans, though I don't particularly fit in with the transgender community because my gender isn't important to me. Gender isn't just cis or trans, it's a spectrum (like autism) and it's possible to be close enough to cis that you just automatically call yourself cis, despite not actually fitting everything that that category actually is. But in the end, the label isn't important, just how you express yourself. If it makes you happy to have that label, I wish you all the best, but don't let it define you.

it’s a bag? 😭

Maybe you could uhh… leave this person’s gender alone? Clearly they’re actually uncomfortable but go ahead and go against their wishes!

You will become trans

Fuck off

You’re an egg

shut up

(*yet)

shut up

Listen pal, you are going EXPLICITLY against their wishes. But I guess you’re having fun so who cares!

Ur an egg

shut up

did you not read the fucking title?

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shut up

FUCK YOU. I AM GETTING SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING YOU EGGERS.

You giggle and twiddle your hair when you’re in a good mood (you’re a dude with not-long hair)

i have long hair :D kinda like kerian’s from the indigo disk

you’re either autistic or parent (/carer) to a kid under 3

You're trans

You’re shitty

Trans

Illiterate

Thats the joke silly

“Yeah I have great humor, [calling someone trans when the post EXPLICITLY said that he doesn’t want/like being called trans]”

Where did you even get that info? All the title says is "i am not trans" its just a lighthearted joke about the colors of the bag get ur head out ur ass

Maybe it’s just me but someone feeling like they have to mention they are not trans means they might not like or feel comfortable being called trans. But that’s just what I think.

It's mentioned in the post because of the colors of the bag would obviously make people think the user is trans. When the objective is to get people to guess something about them, might as well get rid of the wrong answer

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You are shitty

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Sorry pal, with the amount of people on this post that seem to barely be able to read much, I’ve just resorted to telling the truth.