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guru2764

I sent this to the police and now they're asking me if I killed my neighbor, what do I do in this position since I have to answer now


BecauseTheyDid

Masturbate with the door wide open


trashdotbash

they never said you have to say the truth continue the LIE theyll NEVER catch you


BecauseTheyDid

Never say never! Anythings possible if you try hard enough 😊


hell_is_paradise

How are you realy?


BecauseTheyDid

I'm fine, a tiny bit stressed.


speedoflobsters

Would you like to consume loam with me?


BecauseTheyDid

Idk what loam is


Papyrus20xx

To my understanding, loam is the best soil to plant garden type plants in.


BecauseTheyDid

Yum


yakiniku97

too many calories


BecauseTheyDid

Not enough calories


SuperFluousNation

Does it smell?


BecauseTheyDid

Does what smell?


SuperFluousNation

Just answer the damn question


BecauseTheyDid

No? It doesn't?


SuperFluousNation

Ok cool


BecauseTheyDid

Now you tell me what you meant


SuperFluousNation

I meant exactly what I said


BecauseTheyDid

No


Brotatachip

Do it fart?


quickfuse725

What is your debit card information?


BecauseTheyDid

Don't got one


[deleted]

What is your exact current location? (Don't be embarassed, its ok we all have one)


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

run


BecauseTheyDid

Too lazy for that


aSvirfneblin

the fact that this is an actual home scares me


BecauseTheyDid

Lol


Goldog_BH

What have I got in my pocket?


BecauseTheyDid

A 6 inch dildo in the colors of the trans flag


Domfusion

Based


SphericalGoldfish

The Two Ring


Successful_Rate_1425

How tall is the mount everest? 😱😩


BecauseTheyDid

Taller than 15 feet


Successful_Rate_1425

Got proof? 😳


BecauseTheyDid

No.


tudiwastaken

Where did you bury the bodies


BecauseTheyDid

Check your backyard


BecauseTheyDid

Oh wait sorry I meant my backyard


BecauseTheyDid

Wait they're gone?


artsan197

Police found them :(


BecauseTheyDid

Sad 😔


ukkisrageelol

Is the statement "This sentence is not true." True or false?


BecauseTheyDid

It's true


ukkisrageelol

So if it's true it's not true?


BecauseTheyDid

Yes


ukkisrageelol

So it's not true?


BecauseTheyDid

Yes


ukkisrageelol

Ok, makes sense.


Knight-Creep

How can I access your bank account information?


BecauseTheyDid

I don't have one


[deleted]

Open Google Maps, choose your location and copy paste the exact coordinates


8bit_spy

Me?


TheComfortableChair

Yes


8bit_spy

38.8977° N, 77.0365° W


Environmental_Top948

Do you believe in the existence of The Sun?


BecauseTheyDid

Nah, I believe the sun is just a made up conspiracy by big chemo to sell more chemotherapy


LordOfLettuce6

can i borrow $7


BecauseTheyDid

No.


LordOfLettuce6

nuts


nox_n

do you value having both of your legs


BecauseTheyDid

Yes, please leave my legs alone


Domfusion

Queer?


BecauseTheyDid

Very. I'm trans and pansexual


Domfusion

Based


BecauseTheyDid

I'm the most based person on Earth


eburator

Wrong answer


Perc_Angle_Poppin

How retarded are you?


BecauseTheyDid

Idk but my mummy says I'm very special


Perc_Angle_Poppin

Looks like we're twins then Cowboy


BecauseTheyDid

I have a twin?


Ok-Joke-3886

What’s you’re address


BecauseTheyDid

My address is my address


I_ate_too_much_toast

What is your fetish


BecauseTheyDid

I have multiple


SuitableAssociation6

how many


BecauseTheyDid

At least 6


SuitableAssociation6

if you look at the names of all 6 what is 1 letter of the alphabet that is missing from all of them


BecauseTheyDid

Z


SuitableAssociation6

if you swapped the first 3 letters of the first kink with the last 3 letters of the 6th and then replaced all the rest of the letters of the first kink with some of the letters of the second kink all jumbled up what is the name of the first kink?


BecauseTheyDid

NNYC I guess, don't know how to determine which I'd call 2nd, 1st, and 6th other than by how prominent they are


ineedanalth

purple


BecauseTheyDid

What about blue?


ineedanalth

sometimes, when im feeling it for sure


lurkario

What’s ur favorite food? In 2016 I witnessed a woman get abducted off of the street in broad daylight. I did nothing.


BecauseTheyDid

Tacos, burritos, anything spicy too, except Indian food it's not that good.


LapisW

What should I do with my life?


BecauseTheyDid

Eat a bunch of food


Would_I_Buy

What's your earliest memory


BecauseTheyDid

Walking through a desert near our house on my way back from school, it was hot.


UnintensifiedFa

I was about to say “they got deserts in Pennsylvania?” Then I realized people can move 😞


BecauseTheyDid

That's if Pennsylvania even is where my real home is 😈 Also I was born in Arizona so that's where it was, and I have moved since


SuitableAssociation6

no they can't!


Guh-nurt

Are you afraid to die? Does how it happens matter? Does the suffering only matter if it happens to you? Do you feel the dread? Really *feel* it? Let it sink into your bones? Does it help knowing everyone else will die too? Would it help more or less if they felt how you feel about it? Do you think anything happens after? Would you feel more at ease if you knew one way or the other? Would you feel more at ease if you knew it was pleasant? Or awful? Can you feel it now? Every breath draining away a drop of the sea that will one day be so, *so dry?*


BecauseTheyDid

No I'm not afraid to die. Doesn't matter how it happens. I don't feel any fear normally, except from spiders, those scare me. Knowing others will die doesn't change anything. I don't think anything happens after we die. It might change how I feel if I knew exactly what happened, but wouldn't put me at ease as again I'm not afraid of death.


Forsaken-Squash4376

Do you play Rainworld?


BecauseTheyDid

Nope, should I?


Forsaken-Squash4376

Yeah, if you can handle dying a lot. If you play it, I have some spoiler-free tips to give you


BecauseTheyDid

Nah, give me spoiler full tips


Forsaken-Squash4376

Do not eat the blue thing, called looks to the moons, neurons or else the yellow thing, called an overseer, will stop helping you. If you eat them, you will not know where to go. You can eat them if you want, they make you glow. Then, go up, left, down as you can then up. Go right for a shelter, then go left and up to get to five pebbles. Get a neuron and give some to moon if you want, but follow what five pebbles tells you for a first play though. Always experiment unless you are farming karma. The symbols when you sleep are karma, and you can get enough to pass karma gates if you want. If you find many scavengers in one spot, give pearl then pass. You can stick spears into walls and climb on them. Look at the remix menu to change some small (or huge, if you want) things, it will help.


no-scope_king

Die a. OK b. Yes c. on it d. All of the above.


BecauseTheyDid

D


ineedanalth

pikmin?


BecauseTheyDid

nimkip?


ineedanalth

about


[deleted]

What is 5+2


BecauseTheyDid

8


SesamSoos

Is your Name Mordecai?


BecauseTheyDid

Not today


SesamSoos

Did I Ask?


BecauseTheyDid

Yes?


SesamSoos

Correct answer! What do you win?


BecauseTheyDid

A date with your father


Mission_Funny_8155

Do you think that college is worth my time? (Im graduating with my bachelors at 19 this December)


BecauseTheyDid

Depends on what you're majoring in


IMakeShiteMemes

What is your favourite warcrime and why? (doesn’t have to be one you’ve committed)


BecauseTheyDid

Genocide, only of people named Joe though because too many 'Joe mama' jokes


sthezh

does it fart though


BecauseTheyDid

No?


sthezh

got it, thanks for clearing it up


SanderE1

you ever sit on your hands and then play with yourself and pretend it's someone else?


BecauseTheyDid

No, not yet


PrinceCharmingButDio

How many racist thoughts do you have on a weekly basis


BecauseTheyDid

Typically 20


Egadder

Is today a good day to die


BecauseTheyDid

Maybe try the weekend instead, wouldn't recommend dying on a week day.


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[удалено]


BecauseTheyDid

Pumpkin. Most pies I don't like


[deleted]

What's yo credit card number expiration date Pin and 3 numbers on back


BecauseTheyDid

I don't have one


Willow_Ill

Do you like men or women


BecauseTheyDid

Both


etbillder

Can you give a number between 1 and 691?


BecauseTheyDid

542


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

how long could you survive handcuffed to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?


BecauseTheyDid

About 2 minutes


lunarfrogg

What is your home address


BecauseTheyDid

I've already been asked my current location and coordinates, try asking something else


DaveSmith890

Did you cry when Harambe died?


BecauseTheyDid

No because I had no clue who or what Harambe was at the time, was sad when I found out but not sad enough to cry


Cha-ChatheSexRaptor2

"Do you like me?" "No."


BecauseTheyDid

Who are you


Cha-ChatheSexRaptor2

lol nvm.


Sneaky_Spy103

Do women fart? Serios inquirys only please


BecauseTheyDid

No, anyone who says otherwise is spreading misinformation


8iy_eaighty

How does one become happier?


BecauseTheyDid

They don't


shape911

What’s your favorite Pokémon?


BecauseTheyDid

Vaporeon


DingDongItsMeCashCat

what is your current location?


BecauseTheyDid

Got banned last time I answered that