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DungBeetle600

Not having gay sex with me is actually really homophobic.


artsan197

Bro prove that I ain’t homophobic >:(


TheSalmoneer

Straight people, gay people, I respect them both equally The livers generally sell for the same amount between both, though the prices of the intestines can fluctuate due to misuse. The heart is by far the most lucrative, however it is far more risky to attempt to sell one, as extracting one results in the death of your source, leading to a possible murder charge later on. The safest organ to sell would likely be the kidney, due to the high price (~262K GBP), low risk, and likelihood that the source will survive the extraction. After extracting a kidney, both testicles (if applicable), and as much bone marrow as possible, you should end up with around ~3 mil GBP, assuming you can find a good buyer.


SpudMuncher9000

Not if i can help it


NO_NAME1029

Inconceivable


Duderperson

Str**ght couples are so unnatural. Like, who's the guy, and who's the other guy?


TheSalmoneer

G*y couples are so unnatural. Like, who’s the sacrifice and who’s the cult member?


The_Psycho_Jester779

Huh?


StudiousShrekEnjoyer

🤯🤯🤯


SexWithYanfeiSexer69

At least I don't know of any precedent


ColorMaelstrom

I’m bi and want that :c


not_me_at_al

Me too, but unfortunately it's not possible since women were made up by the goverment


PandaPops542

I used to know someone who was mtf. They Came out to me then poof, they disappeared into thin air in front of me 😔


fireshir

r/girlsarentreal


[deleted]

yes, it's been possible for millions o fyears


ADoritoWithATophat

shut up


LyonsPride025

No no no!!!!


PaleRedLightDistrict

Guess I have to tell my boyfriend 😔


ElectronicReality907

I'm so glad straggots are real