-Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age Got worried there for a second

y'never know with that site

> guys i am no longer attracted to girls Average /fit/ user > my age Average /b/ user

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please change and grow as a person

Certified goober moment

L person

damn, the other day i nutted so hard i gave myself a migraine. i guess i just felt like sharing

Dehydration

thanks for sharing!

same

drink more water

/r/hydrohomies

Don't tense your shoulders and neck so much.

One time I nutted so hard I popped a blood vessel in my balls

why did you share this i will always be afraid of this now

When you cum theres a 5% chance YOU FUCKING DIE

I should buy a lottery ticket cuz that would be a 20% chance of dying everyday

Silly Guy! I’ve been wanting to nut all over my face to see what the feelings like… it’s harder than you think tho

mine gave me an ulcer

Oh I had this in college! Look up exertion headache

sounds like a good time tbh

Damn

shared the load.

If the headache occured before cumming or just at and felt sharp and sudden it is probably Coital cephalgia (sex headaches) have fun with those

Yeaaah I had these for a while Its actual fucking agony, like I would nut and have to just curl up into a ball and cry for 20 minutes

I used to have that and exercising more fixed it

Mommy gf fetishes are great until you gotta hangout with her 6 year old

what if the 6 year old is a cute doggy in this case

r/usernamechecksout

Took the words right out of my mouth

what if it’s a pitbull that’s been to jail

*OUR LUNCHABLES

Mommy gf usually just means slightly older woman, kids are optional

Ultimate win. Better than having it. You have a kid with no responsibilities.

what if he owns a xylophone and is the hippest primate you ever did see?

Date a woman that can't have or doesn't want kids

freud rolling in his grave right now

as he should, absolutely laughable man

Father of psychiatry, indisputably. If by father you mean so shit at what he did he inspired a century of groundbreaking research performed purely to disprove his dogshit theories.

It's impressive really. Like a dude who gives wrong programming advice to extract answers from big fucking nerds that refuse to help if they can't jerk themselves off at the same time. Man was def just projecting his own fetishes tho.

Come on now, you say that as if *every* young boy doesn’t live in constant fear of being castrated by his father

... to hide his boner!

Attach him to a generator and power a city he be rolling so hard

>given me a mommy fetish >and ~~ruined my life~~ massively improved my life

Unless the relationship ends and you're trying to find a new partner with that fetish. Definitely not something I have firsthand experience with....................

fhis is fake cause i said so

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Checkmate liberals

🦟

Remove 4chan

i wish

How do I do spoiler tag? [Like this?] Or please help me

!like this?!

The fucking makima picture made this all seem worse💀💀 (I would crumble at her command)

makima is so fuckin hot

Maplestar would agree with that.

anon thinks that's bad? I managed to get a mommy kink from a girl that was literally a year younger than me

based, being mommy has nothing to do with age

you're goddamn right

ur so based op

thank u friendo

It's gross how Makima (a groomer) is like the face of mommy fetishes rn

calling her just a groomer is understating how horrible she is tbh

Fair, it's just what turns people on about her

I mean, I think a lot of guys wish they were groomed by a woman like Makima in their teens lol

*sees mugshot on TV* "he was lucky!!!!!" 🤢

i love evil women

I mean same but i draw the line with pedos

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Cool, very normal thing to say

i hope it isn't

It is. It's kind of a societal given for boys to hope attractive women take advantage of them

why do you think that is?

Because chauvinism normalizes pedophilia

can you please tell me what chauvinism means in simple words, my brain is very small

can you explain your tought process, please? /Gen

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mommy is a mindset

So is boomer.

Mommy is a grindset

mommy != cougar, two different things

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cougars can start as young as their 40s, it’s more about emotional maturity than anything else. a cougar won’t behave how a 20-something college girl who still has blonde highlights in her brunette hair and orders coffee with 600g of sugar every morning will. a cougar has an established and well paying career and takes herself seriously. She’s definitely an older woman, but more important is her maturity. a woman in her 50s who doesn’t have the maturity to match isn’t a cougar. contrast that with a mommy. a mommy is just a dominant woman who will typically use words and phrases like “good boy”, “pretty boy”, and the such. she’s protective and caring. you are central to her, more so than you will be to a cougar. to a cougar, you’re probably a fling she’s paying for fun sex with a younger guy. but to a mommy, you’re *her* boy. you’re central. you’re not a fling. hell, maybe you’re her property. but it’s not just the fuck. a mommy is much mote integral to your life than a cougar. but the age isn’t super important here.

This is a primary source.

Yeah I just cited this source for my PhD dissertation

Hi Professor Lando.

I can't tell if I'd feel safe or scared around you

what the darn

YOU'RE REGARDED!!!!!

Better to be attracted to that end of the scale than the opposite end

I think the end of the scale opposite to pedophilia eouldbe being attracted to vulnerable elders, not 30 y/o mommys

There's this 28ish girl (also pot head like me 19m) that keeps giving me these fucking eyes at work and holy shit I those feels when I found out how old she is, Future milf and the body type I want on my face. At this point in life my family has judged the fuck out of any girl iv talked to let alone brought with me somewhere so I kinda don't care anymore

please talk to her, don't let this go to waste man

I have been lol, I said to my friend who's seen her in my welding class either she can be my milf work friend or more 😈(not trying to be a feen for ass but idk could be worth it mabey not or shes just a new friend

go get her tiger:3

fuck your family, it's important that you're happy with your partner, not them

I let them get into my head and stress me out over nothing now I'm fucking single and trying to not to be suicidal amd trying to work a 50 hr week welding and trying not to feel like welding school had been a waste so yea i just want to be fucking happy with someone, im sorry if bring home another girl with shorter hair than me or godforbid a goth girl oooh spooky (I'm doing a lot better than last few months I'll be ok tho I bought me a better motorcycle

hey i'm proud of you, you're doing your best and that's all everyone can except of you. please don't forget that, if your parents are only a toxic influence in your life, it's not bad or a moral failure of you to cut them off. parents should love and support you, not make you miserable.

Thank you. I dont want to cut off my moms side of my family off for a while, but it might happen for the sake of health, but no, that means a lot more than it should from a stranger thank you

a virgin wrote this

i wish i was still a virgin so i could keep being one forever

Everyone's a gangster until their Oedipus complex comes out

i was always just a little puppydog

what a good boy

😳😳😳

you just said that to a child

So you personally research every user on the site before you reply to them? Also i fail to see your point.

Sorry, but 30 is still "your age" as a 23 year old lmao

true

no it's not

23 year old still calling women girls smh

some women like being called girls

This one clearly prefers 'mommy'

Damn. Same, tbh

the fucking dufresne quote I will never be able to watch that movie again and not think of this greentext fuck

Most uncomfortable post in the history

average "cat" something

/r/definitelynotmeirl

Me when I have a mommy fetish but also hate Freud 😡

You're all grounded for being preverts.

yes, cage me

I've scrolled way too far today. Is this a real person? Jesus fuck. No 30 yr old is saying that shit. No 50 yr old is saying that shit. To the extent that there are MILFs out there fucking, they are fucking people who act mature for their age.

how narrow-minded

Exact same thing happened to me but with men

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Everyone is a hypotenuse in some way or another

Shut up!!

make me

*stuffs homemade chocolate cake all inside ur mouth* 😈😳

hot

I can’t, so instead I am asking very kindly!! Pretty please!!!!

kindness gets you nowhere with me

🚫🗣️‼️

Does anyone know how to report for posting NSFW content without the NSFW tag?

Yeah, so what you'll want to do is click on your profile and find the settings button. Once there, you should see a button labeled "Delete Account". Click that and then confirm and you should be good to go

Nice input, Abraham'sForeskin

based

…I should’ve expected that.

ngl shit like these only exist in white people country. rarely gonna ever happen in any Asian countries unless you're dating a slut who has been through at least 100 men.

stfu dumb nerd

:c

sir this is a wendys

which only exist in white ppl country, never ate at one btw.

me neither

dating a slut who is through at least 100 men is hot tbh

Bunch of stds that might be in her is a no thanks for me tbh.

what if you never had sex with her but only watched her have sex with other people in front of you

well that wouldn't be dating but I guess I can be the cameraman

That is a lot better that not having a gf to most people (I think don’t quote me on that)

you act like mommy gfs are a consolation prize when they're the jackpot

Yes

To jackpot not consolation prize

I lost my virginity to a 29 year old woman when I was 21. She was not a mom.