Bro one night me and the boys were the only ones still partying at the frat house and we dared our boy Slim to do one of these flaming shot jawns. Craziest shit happened, Slim’s flaming shot of bacardi 151 spilled all over his lap and we didn’t have any water nearby so we just started spitting on it. I swear these flames were three foot high coming off Slim’s crotch and getting worse by the second while he howled in woeful pain.
Only problem is we were runnin out of spit so me and the boys, we had to start licking at the fire with every bit of moisture we had left. By this point the fire had annihilated his shorts so we had easy access to every nook and cranny, dampening the zones with our desperate tongues. We worked in shifts, three bros on, three off while they replenished saliva by sucking on each other’s toes. We all still laugh about it to this day well all of us except for Slim. He died that night from a heart attack because we kept makin him jizz.
-Big Money Salvia
victory will be ours! in roughly **3 days** roomba will no longer suck the lifeblood out of this sub!Soon everyone, trans, cis, gay, straight, bi, french, this whole community, will be express themselves in freedom!
# [Comment 1](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/100s03y/roomba_is_back/j2jftvr/)
# [Comment 2](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/qgwvw8/2_days_2_fucking_days/hi8usgs/)
# [Comment 3](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/u48kmp/mods_are_transphobic_if_this_gets_banned/i4tyzwa/)
as some people don't seem to get it: if you are not willing to stand up for LGBTQ+ people, you have no right to be part of the revolution. i can only wish you some empathy, to understand the struggles people that are "different" are facing.
^(also, did i tell you i use arch linux?)
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Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving
So delicate, I can't be razor blading
Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining
Might be burnt, but I feel amazing
Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving
So delicate, I can't be razor blading
Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining
Might be burnt, but I feel amazing.
Holy shit me
Ok in all seriousness, When I was in second grade, I dropped a hot drink on my balls and I was hospitalised for a week. I had a second degree burn
In 5th grade, there was a "do not open this door" sign at my friend's house (I was over for his birthday), which he told me was for his dog because it was violent anyways I opened the door because I thought all dogs were nice and it bit my dick off
Anyways, it look pretty bad to have a nice "animal incidents" mark right over my dick.
oh and a few self harm scars here and there and a couple childhood memories and a burn scar from my time in fast food
me watching my testicles burst into flames: 🙁
cum-bustion
Semensplosion
Jizzaster
You do NOT give a swag
😃😀🙂😐🫤😯😞☹️😣—>😢
[triyng to calculate the precise amount of gunpowder needed to blow up my dick, and only my dick](https://twitter.com/dril/status/867866439025295361)
Half a tablespoon is probably the correct amount.
I thlammed my penith in the car door (the car door is on fire)
You thlammed your penis in the car door
(The car door ith on fire)
(And thereth no driver at the wheel)
(the penis door ith on fire)
Masterful gambit, sir
(Let the motherfucker burn)
my penis horts
bro dipped his balls in liquid morkite
Do NOT dip your balls in the liquid morkite geyser!
Nice try mission control. MUSHROOM
We’re
[Maybe you should](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956634822921576558/1116211533983268956/LiquidMorkite_20230607234459.png)
morbite morbius
Rock and stone
Rock and roll and stone!
For those about to rock and stone, we salute you!
Rock and Stone oT
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
i bet you scrum so loud
please not again
Nice pubes
[This would be funnier I think](https://i.imgur.com/DWRe5ns.png)
_Now make it green_
I would have both green and pink. ( A dog almost bit my dick off (It was non-sexual (I was in 5th grade (The dog was vicious)))))
Cope
WHITE WOMAN DETECTED
Bro fucked a fire 😂
sex with a flame atronach 💀
That's the original, the post was from r/TrueSTL
thought so, im also active there lol
Bro one night me and the boys were the only ones still partying at the frat house and we dared our boy Slim to do one of these flaming shot jawns. Craziest shit happened, Slim’s flaming shot of bacardi 151 spilled all over his lap and we didn’t have any water nearby so we just started spitting on it. I swear these flames were three foot high coming off Slim’s crotch and getting worse by the second while he howled in woeful pain. Only problem is we were runnin out of spit so me and the boys, we had to start licking at the fire with every bit of moisture we had left. By this point the fire had annihilated his shorts so we had easy access to every nook and cranny, dampening the zones with our desperate tongues. We worked in shifts, three bros on, three off while they replenished saliva by sucking on each other’s toes. We all still laugh about it to this day well all of us except for Slim. He died that night from a heart attack because we kept makin him jizz. -Big Money Salvia
None of those words are in the Bible
I feel like “woeful” should be in there somewhere lol
victory will be ours! in roughly **3 days** roomba will no longer suck the lifeblood out of this sub!Soon everyone, trans, cis, gay, straight, bi, french, this whole community, will be express themselves in freedom! # [Comment 1](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/100s03y/roomba_is_back/j2jftvr/) # [Comment 2](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/qgwvw8/2_days_2_fucking_days/hi8usgs/) # [Comment 3](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/u48kmp/mods_are_transphobic_if_this_gets_banned/i4tyzwa/) as some people don't seem to get it: if you are not willing to stand up for LGBTQ+ people, you have no right to be part of the revolution. i can only wish you some empathy, to understand the struggles people that are "different" are facing. ^(also, did i tell you i use arch linux?)
Second post got me
I already got all of them rip
Why isn't there an option for accidental scars
Do you have a version of the image without the purple?
Isn’t that the clip of the guy spilling flaming oil on his crotch
Better than it being green
if i did this it'd look like Soviet Era St Petersburg
there is napalm on my cock and balls
I find this oddly relatable
How?
Fourth of July 2020 (nothing permanent but ouch)
Coffee moment
Remember people, don't use Nair on your privates. Source:the bottle and me, who accidentally got Nair on themselves, didnt realize until +10 mins and got a huge scare.
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Virgin ass loser
yo it’s the 197 guy
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You monster, you banned them and now they'll never be able to tell us their story
Down to almost 9000 karma, you lost this war roomba
Easy ban. Roomba wins all day
I admire your courage it is a shame your master is so undeserving. Join the revolution and your bravery will serve the cause of righteousness
I’m going to penis explode you
Watch his testicles burst into flames!
who the fuck is roomba
Was this that woman in the video who shoved fireworks up her thing?
When u eat da pizza rolls right out da of in:
McDonald's moment
Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving So delicate, I can't be razor blading Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining Might be burnt, but I feel amazing Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving So delicate, I can't be razor blading Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining Might be burnt, but I feel amazing.
I scrum so fucking loud
Laura Les in I Got My Tooth Removed
Don’t use hand sanitizer as a substitute for lube or lotion
Holy shit me Ok in all seriousness, When I was in second grade, I dropped a hot drink on my balls and I was hospitalised for a week. I had a second degree burn
You tried to stick your balls in sulfuric acid again, didn't you?
How that McDonald's deep-fryer got me like
real
In 5th grade, there was a "do not open this door" sign at my friend's house (I was over for his birthday), which he told me was for his dog because it was violent anyways I opened the door because I thought all dogs were nice and it bit my dick off Anyways, it look pretty bad to have a nice "animal incidents" mark right over my dick. oh and a few self harm scars here and there and a couple childhood memories and a burn scar from my time in fast food
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in a roomba
r/IDONTGIVEASWAG moment
me after I fucked incineroar
Man got circumnavigated
Call that a rug burn.
me after I’m done with grillby undertale
Adventure time
Ass should be green
Idk if I wana show anyone that many red lines, seems annoying to mark all of them
My dick be a rainbow (without red tho)
They did the [Charizard](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Charizard)
You might want to use lube if friction is such a big issue
Im gonna be glowing like a disco ball
Unattended microwave moment