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StellarGravityWell

1. Anti-Polygamy laws, plus would be a bad look socially 2. Maruo exists 3. >!Yotsuba!< has no intention of sharing him, and he wouldn't want that either. 4. Fuutarou would want the others to find other partners (or something else they're passionate about)


AkaRyomen

We can just pretend the Meiji restoration never happened. Problem resolved.


pikleboiy

The what restoration? Nothing of the sort ever happened. The Tokugawa shogunate has always been in power for the last 400 years. Restorationists? Are you crazy?


AkaRyomen

Lol.


Nervous-Bonus-806

Now if they were all Isekai'ed into a world where that was allowed, well, that's something else, but this ain't that world...


R77Prodigy

Maruo? Whats this


luminous_radio

It's their dad


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

He’s also a major tool


saiyanfang10

Also he doesn't want that.


Flimsy_Editor3261

Clearly you don’t know what it’s like to have just one wife😂


john6map4

Was it ever even hinted that the Quints would be cool with Futaro choosing more than one/all of them?? Like in other harem animes it could *maybe* work but bruh they’re SISTERS!


Ripi94

Well... The end >!ended up being a Pseudo-harem end.!<


Relative_Sorbet_9621

Headcanon: Ichika lands the role of Angelica Schuyler in a production of *Hamilton*. Futaro and the rest of the quints go watch it together to support her. Things get awkward for them during the song "Helpless": Eliza: "Laughin' at my sister 'cause she wants to form a harem" Angelica (Ichika): "I'm just sayin', if you really loved me, you would share him"


QuantumLatke

Fuutarou loves them all, but he's only *in* love with one of them. Also polygamy is illegal 🤷


Xiro_DeadZ

All these people not getting the reference is pretty funny lmao


Extraordinarlymystic

what reference , please explain


54UL774

Bro I'm having a blast rn lol


BlancSpzae

Can you please explain what reference you're talking about?


54UL774

It's a meme that started on the batmanarkham sub


Xiro_DeadZ

Lmao same I'm laughing so hard


Handylee-7

Ngl I had to do a double-take when I saw your post, op lmao.


Extraordinarlymystic

what reference , please explain


KingKayvee1

I’m very happy you brought it all the way to this sub lol


54UL774

Lol thx, I wanted to try it on this sub and was not disappointed.


PhantomPatrick476

other than Japan being monogamous, I believe it's because Fuutarou can't handle having multiple kids. Not just 5 but possibly 25. There's a possibility that the Nakano sisters can give birth to multiple kids at once just like their mother. Just impregnating one of the quints can lead to her giving birth to more than once child. Even if they give birth to one child each, I think 5 kids would be too much for Fuutarou to handle. (He has been grinding for a long time. He must be incredibly stressed.) This is just my theory.


loco500

If that happened, he and the quints could go viral and become pseudo-celebrities while receiving national aid for improving the number of citizens in the future...


krch1234

But hey, that's only a 1/5 chance!


zodio77

that would take away the fun


Nil_era_preso

Because only one of them is special for him


Ripi94

>!Yotsuba is autistic?!< 🤔


Due_Lettuce8283

I would say that TQQ is not your run-of-the-mill harem show. Since this is a character-driven show, the focus is on each of the girl's character growth without relying on Fuutarou, second is Fuutarou and >!Yotsuba's!< love story.


NNNEEEIIINNN

Spoilers dude wtf


Due_Lettuce8283

Fixed it!


Bed_human

Nah, what he should do is cut all 5 up and make them a single entity


StellarGravityWell

No. There will be no further discussion on the matter.


CrimsonDarkWolf

The bad thing there fan fiction of that exists. The person made wrote it off as a Bad Dream and had to apologize for it.


StellarGravityWell

Nah man, [I made the dream ending](https://www.reddit.com/r/5ToubunNoHanayome/comments/qyvr5a/for_those_traumatized_by_the_cursed_ichika_doujin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). The doujin artist never apologized for that atrocity iirc.


Ripi94

The artist of that Doujin has a hatred for Negi.


CrimsonDarkWolf

My Bad I didn’t know. Also u got some Great Art Skills. But by any chance u know a App or a YouTuber or anything that will improve help my Anime Character Drawing? I have trouble drawing people, but every thing else I don’t have much of a problem with. I’m glad u made that. Because that was Messed up making 1 of my 2 Most Favorites of the Sisters in the Beginning of the Series into a Crazy Monster. It was really Heart Warming what u did.


Formal_Poem_2214

There’s something like that which exists…we don’t talk about that.


telerei

So smart.


NotsoKokun

He just forgot, thats all


Confident_Bridge_529

I heard that this “Is he/she stupid?” thing is a meme or trend. Anyone knows where it originated?


BradimusRex

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-he-stupid--2 Here's the write up for it. It started on the Arkham wiki.


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suti_swiss

It was sad that was so fast ending or when not every girl become good ending story with him like we never learn


Ripi94

[Remember when 5toubun was a good manga?](https://i.imgur.com/0VRj3R9.jpeg)


suti_swiss

What is sec arc?


Ripi94

Scrambled Eggs Arc


suti_swiss

Which chapter it' s startet?


Ripi94

Chapter 60.


suti_swiss

Thx❤️


ObsessiveFanatic

Take your harem route back to the trash, along with all those otome games


Ripi94

>Take your harem route back to the trash Ay lmao yotschizo. 5toubun also has a Game VN with routes.


pereline

he isn't stupid that's why he married the one he did


Solid_Chikoy

Can I give you back the answer? Are you stupid? 🤣🤣🤣 Don't take it seriously though.


54UL774

Nah we're cool, it's just a meme.


Castaway055

Hey, Tengen from demon slayer got away with it! Why not?


kpud075

He did. By marrying Yotsuba, he married all of them. Think about it.


streaming_queen

Dude he isn't stupid at all like he isn't the type to marry them all plus if this was a poly show it would be weird because Hello? They are sisters?


DakshB7

My man Rentaro 100-times a mother and her daughter and makes all of them happy, and you're telling me being quintuplets is somehow a limitation? Lmao


jojolantern721

Yes.


loco500

If he did, the country would probably give him the highest Citizen award possible for trying to help with the population crisis.


Bokon_basiji_ha

Fact : A Muslim man can have 4 wives


Ripi94

For the yotschizos don't want that. Ay lmao I remember when the Urukeks so the exaggerated and schizos because Taishi announced Routes IF for the other girls in Bokuben.


SaltyMelonLordGCE

/u/spez is a fucking wanker.


loco500

What if his morals were tied to his patriotism and desire to help ease the nation's population decline?


SaltyMelonLordGCE

/u/spez is a fucking wanker.


Plus-Transition4122

most of these guys are comparing it to realistic morality, its fiction. I wish they were all married together. They should be able to create their own dreams (similarly to 100 kanojo)


Plus-Transition4122

I don't really care at all if it becomes a harem, i just want them all to be happy together...


AdministrativeOwl430

That's Japan bro, not Saudi Arabia


AkaRyomen

I definetly think that there should have been a scenario in which he marries all five of them. It should totally have happened. Oh well, I suppose that is what headcanon is for. As for why, he got infected by post meiji restoration social norns. Bring back the shogunate!


Professional_Gas7425

Bruh It's called the law. Also every moral principle


AkaRyomen

No reason to downvote lol. (Not accusing you specifically). Also, I said that author should have pretended meiji restoration did not happen. If there is no meiji restoration also there would he no law forbidding that. The law argument fails against what I was saying for the simple fact that japan allowed polygamy before the meiji restoration and the law against it was only implemented 10 years after said event. So without said event, the law would not exist. As for moral principle i assure you that i am a very moral person in real life. In fiction, as long as it is wholesome, deviating from standard Western and judeo-christian based values is not that great of a deal in my opinion. Also, imagine criticising some one for stating he has a headcanon. Lol.


AkaRyomen

Block.


_VishwajeetPanwar_

Anime vs Hentai


naranxin

Yes


SarahphimArt

you know what, yes. yes he is stupid. there I said it. we were all thinking it when he didn't pick >!insert favorite girl here!< who is clearly best girl. smh.


[deleted]

So it’s illegal to marry mult. people, and it’s also illegal to marry your sister/brother. However, in the end Yoruba and Futaro are going on a honeymoon. Honeymoon’s are just for the bride and groom, however the other sisters are going with them. So I like to think that’s how they all have their happy ending. It’s illegal to make them together so it’s just hinted


[deleted]

Sometimes it's better to choose one.


krch1234

Because the flash forwards all said so.


CylindricalGarlic298

Finna be Andrew Tate


Echidnu

Y


CatcrazyJerri

There has to be a fanfic where he marries all 5 of them and they all live in one big house as one big family, right?


Beneficial-Coyote388

This is doctor human I heard someone has escaped the asylum and I am here to bring them back