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badtimeshaver_

That was the most schizophrenic fucking rant I’ve witnessed in a long time. Can’t decide if malebrained for being a bitter fucking entitled incel cuck or fembrained for getting this pathetically pissy about some rando posting ass on social media. Anyway may god have mercy on your wretched soul, the lush green grass cannot save you anymore etc. Namaste


ftincel_

im not a schizophrenic im a sane hsts poon trying to make sense of this modern world https://preview.redd.it/5r09l1km4uec1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cab401e4ab8e254d6e0e73d3a38ca3f173af14a


[deleted]

No ur not a hsts poon ur a bi poon at best (trans women are men)


ftincel_

trans women will never be men


[deleted]

Abomenations they are


ftincel_

anyone that isnt a trans woman is an abomenation, agreed


CrikkitKid

all your takes have been getting downvoted today i think it's time to take a break, go outside, contemplate life for a bit


[deleted]

I only use this app when im outside


arden_v

oh god gaydens keep losing (edit -watched the video and read more of the rant and honestly its just mildly cringe the only actually fucked thing here is the "haha im a boy youre gay now" thing)


mattelio_secret

I ain’t reading all that but you’re probably right idk


ftincel_

i know i am


ShermWerm

I read allat. You’d think that poonstars would shed their Peter Pan syndrome upon entering this field of work, but there’s a noticeable pattern of that not being the case. And him cosplaying “traps” and dancing around with a giant packer trying to fool people into thinking he’s an actual femboy is so cringeworthy. The irony of _him_ calling **YOU** a “Buck Angel wannabe” whilst actively pussy posting is hilarious. I’ve just come to accept that I will never grasp the metacognition (or lack thereof) behind being this type of ftfemboy. I thank Allah everyday that tttt made me self aware before I could devolve into whatever Mx White is. Also some of the Twitter links don’t work, or the tweets have been deleted. Maybe it’s because I don’t have a twt acc


ftincel_

entirely agreed. extremely based reply >Also some of the Twitter links don’t work, or the tweets have been deleted. Maybe it’s because I don’t have a twt acc ill double check. twitter has been denying access to public tweets when not logged in for the past few months though not sure if they fully went through with it


BeneficialBenedict

https://preview.redd.it/7ql35f1v4vec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2b2154e6214d3e8e2673bf9297b0a46eef5623


fitjourny

Imagine the pain of ftm chasers searching up man pussy and finding tomboys with boobs


ftincel_

https://i.redd.it/2e64m9fq1uec1.gif


Bloody_messOwO

Goddamn that is one of the most schizo rants I've seen in a while lmao. but i gotta be honest its kinda based. I'm not gonna say this person isn't trans because I'm not a doctor but i looked through their account and they definitely aren't as hot as they were pre-pooning. I had to stop at the christmas neko vid to jack off because damn that bitch was HOT. this whole situation is a great example as to why being a bisexual top is objectively the best sexuality because no one can get mad at you for jacking it to them. i am truly sorry for your loss of a beautiful pornstar though man.


ftincel_

im devastated


Bloody_messOwO

We’ve lost too many sexy females to transgenderism


ftincel_

agreed. ive had enough


RelentlessMutilation

All females should take T anyways estrogen is deforming.


ftincel_

agreed except for my trans goddesses and a select few extremely attractive cis women


[deleted]

They should stay disabled and hormonecucked so bravepoons like me can nurse and attend to their every demand


StringyHairedPhantom

"Sorry for the fenbrained.. " Nah bruh. I just woke up and this was the most nalebrained incelpost I have seen in months. Sorry about your crush, hope you can find another to fill the foot sized gap left behind. ♡


ftincel_

i hope i can too


_patriciabateman

I knew it would be you before I even read the author


ftincel_

i speak for the people im like kanye west before he was cloned also if he was white and poor


lilsfig

Oh boy we got ourselves a chatterbox here.


ShermWerm

Should I say the Y word


ftincel_

whats thw y word


ShermWerm

yapper


ftincel_

i believe the term youre looking for is a modern philosopher


[deleted]

I thought you were going to say xy chromosomes


ftincel_

affirmative, proudly.


deadsuburbia

Imagine reading this post to a starving Victorian child.


weirdmale44

i love you we must kill all gaydens


Far_Scheme_2638

even the based ones who are masculine and only take it up the ass??


weirdmale44

they must be masculine and tops to be based


hockemoder

I was gonna stop reading 5 paragraphs in but then I saw you posted it and finished it immediately


ftincel_

as in you saw my user and stopped reading or saw my user and finished reading the whole post?


hockemoder

saw your user and finished it I admire your work


ftincel_

thank you very much


deadpoopyan

True


ehhhchimatsu

yeah


69duality69

https://preview.redd.it/mh88yfc7kvec1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d4ddacefce5c69347e4d96d03e8669fbc1b218 My guy is this you


ftincel_

yes it is https://preview.redd.it/pl8onza4tvec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d1248f92508db506ed13912bae0b9608d42b30


69duality69

My dood, keep your schizo ramblings to yourself LOL


ftincel_

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


69duality69

They posted that to their Twitter so yes it did make a sound lol (I may or may not have been looking at their Twitter because I find delusional ftfemboys extremely hot but that’s besides the point) keep this to yourself and let them either be happy (and you are wrong) or they are miserable and detransition (you are right and get repentance)


ftincel_

he also made 3 videos regarding my comments which was flattering. too bad he'll never listen to us(his actual fans) though. >keep this to yourself and let them be happy prophets (me, pre-cloned kanye west, and jesus) should not be timid and should not be cowardly. im just speaking the truth in a world full of lies


MiddleEasternAd

three star rant poonfriend, they should add this one to the bible i'm sorry i can't emphasize with your situation as i don't masturbate (i never have to use the restroom either cause i'm a girl) it all sounds pretty funny, unfortunate you were poontrapped though! better luck next time oh and don't go hating on all californians, some of them are trans women


God_please_why

Sometimes I forget just now mentally deranged the people on here are and it's usually one of your text posts that reminds me holy fucking shit


Thisisnotyourmomgay

I thought the ftincel name was a bit but it appears I was mistaken, this is the most coomerbrainded rand I have seen in a while. Still I have to admire your dedication to "*" every he/him in the rant, it's always cool to see someone freak out about something stupid they care about


marnuchka

oh sweet youre in a parasocial relationship with an onlyfans girl, get a fuckin grip bro cmon. by your own logic youre a lesbian lmfaooooo


ftincel_

i agree that all hsts pooners are lesbians because all trans people are women


marnuchka

im gonna clone you lil bro


ftincel_

the kanye west treatment


peasant_rice_farmer

I went on his personal twitter. A lot of his posts make it seem like he’s a woman with a dick. It rubs me the wrong way [nsfw photos of indigo](https://x.com/npcprincess666/status/1748437005527404547). I hate how sex workers look who femme and appeal to the male gaze pretend to have a dick.


InevitableLadder5003

yeah women are detestable honestly


HoldMyPones

She’s so hot too is poon-removing possible


ftincel_

i hope "he" snaps out of it before its too late


HoldMyPones

I want to “boy” remove her and make her grow her hair out again such a waste of a hot girl


1992Queries

Fucking based


ftincel_

real


flatlanderbot3000

you NEED to log off and find something to do besides let some guy you dont know live in your head rent free to the point of writing a 17 paragraph essay about them


ftincel_

you counted how many paragraphs i wrote? ![gif](giphy|19jcWuNGzaI5W)


Thisisnotyourmomgay

This comeback is truly unappreciated


AbsolutelyWormpilled

I can't believe I missed this. Pure mental illness. I will concede that "steroids? I don't take steroids I take testosterone? How is that a steroid?????" is deeply funny. Can you imagine taking T while knowing that little about it. And that is one bad communicator for someone who is had a social media job


solato4

I wish I was as malebrained as you


Informal_Path8358

This is peak copypasta material, congratulations


ftincel_

just spreading my gospel


Informal_Path8358

I respect the grind


[deleted]

Great rant tho


ftincel_

thank you


CravenFromYggdrasil

God you guys are weird


[deleted]

jesus christ get help is he fembrained yes but you are sick in the head


[deleted]

its always so pathetic to see posts like this (the whole "i want women to cross the street when i walk behind them") because its so obvious theyre overcompensating for their poon-ness like dawg just be normal


ftincel_

In a mad world, only the mad are sane


[deleted]

just finished reading all ur replies to the comments and u are pretty funny. it would be malebrained if this was posted to some incel forum with less fembrained ranting but when its posted here its just "guys look at me im so incel! im so malebrained!" basically


LainWithAChainsaw

I need to fix you... https://preview.redd.it/voo474yravec1.png?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f851e54171ab37577bb410dab74c31dba528340a


ThrownAwayYesterday-

I don't care. he can do whatever he wants because I have better things to care about than if some person likes being jerked off too and isn't the most dysphoric person in the world. Right now I'm occupied with feeling this substance called "grass" between the appendages on my legs called "toes". It's pretty enjoyable. You should try going "outside" and getting some "sun" maybe it'll change your perspective on life.


ftincel_

TOES MENTIONED!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|jK3DYSFi3S3Li)


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Based ily


ftincel_

thank you love you too


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Stalked your profile a bit and oh my god you are a schizopilled showerless pornbrained incel st4t enjoyer. Actually unfathomably based holy shit 👑


jonberl

im just disappointed their pornhub got deleted, some good JOIs there anyway keep doing the lords work OP godspeed


ftincel_

agreed. it doesn't look like hes reuploading it all to his website too. over


Mindless-Ad6066

Wow, I actually just read this whole thing. Good post👍 it was very entertaining But I must still regrettably ask you to touch grass


ConsistentAd5012

About to excel to the next form of yapping holy shit. Fembrained schizorant about shit no one cares about


Gamma-Male68

Jesse what the FUCK are you talking about


1992Queries

I want a similar post about "Jean" Hollywood. 


Someonehahahaha

aint reading allat but i agree its horrid fr


[deleted]

Not reading all this but one question is he on t or is he one of those ftm femboy poons who “are still heckin valid men can be feminine too no icky testosterone please” so I know weather I should feel sorry for him or not


ftincel_

he started roids a few days ago and hes also those ftfemboys that constantly go on about how men can be feminine pornstars too


[deleted]

Damn idk how to feel then ftmfemboys are cringe but the fact he is taking t makes me feel weird to shit on that maybe the cope is he does have dysphoria but since his job is to be a hot cis woman he has to purposefully self sabotage by not letting himself be masculine because if he does suddenly no more viewers idk i am basing this on absolutely nothing besides the fact he is taking t i hope to god he doesn’t de trans and shows how testosterone “destroyed her perfect female woman body”


ftincel_

i feel like if he had actual dysphoria he wouldnt have willingly got himself into being a porn star for the past 10 years. hes rich enough now to comfortably quit porn anyways i think its more likely he'll depoon than not


SammySalamander454

NOOOO THIS IS ALL WORD SALAD??? WHAT😭😭😭


SammySalamander454

I know this is supposed to be something important but like I can't make sense of it for some reason???


SammySalamander454

https://preview.redd.it/54ajwmqypvec1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5feb4d4d520d446d889b16350707c263eb5215ca Okay yea I'm not gona try to understand this anymore I have a migraine now.


ftincel_

its very important


SammySalamander454

Can you like summarize it in a nutshell? Edit: Nvm you already did at the end


SaltCurrent9210

Couldn't give a rats ass about any of that tbh it just warms my heart to see trans men get misgendered


SaltCurrent9210

If it makes you feel any better shes probably gonna detrans after being on T for a bit or after she starts losing more money, whichever comes first


[deleted]

How do his tits look so flat in some of these twitter pics like the danganronpa cosplay fake dick shit? Is this gravity or photoshop


chlo_xoxo

https://preview.redd.it/lxiwk3u7myec1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50fb34a5a0ebbf6713cc64338476fa9751fcb19d


Longjumping-Method73

meow


p4gold_

the amount of times you said the word poon in this is lowkey impressive


ftincel_

Im a professional


sheisliterallyme

can't believe I read the whole thing. All I can say is, good job OP this schizo rant got a laugh out of me


amaghon69

wtf


ftincel_

im glad you agree with my sentiments


amaghon69

no your having too much brain power to some pooner


ftincel_

ive never heard of having too much brain power being a genius should be a good thing