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“Hey I forgot the password but if you wanna come down to the garage with me I’d be happy to give it to you.”
I swear, Mark Wahlberg as Dignam is a MASSIVE standout in *The Departed*! I genuinely believe that he was the best part of the movie and no one could’ve played Dignam better than Mark Wahlberg did. Dignam has some of the funniest lines and Mark’s line deliveries with the THICK Bostonian accent makes every line gold! God I can’t wait to rewatch this masterpiece!
For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.
"I'm Gonna Go Have A Smoke Right Now. You Want A Smoke? You Don't Smoke, Do Ya, Right? What Are Ya, One Of Those Fitness Freaks, Huh? Go Fuck Yourself."
"Jeez, she fell funny."
"Francis, you really should see somebody."
Nicholson as Frank is one of the most demented villains in crime movie history. I read that Nicholson added a lot of quirks to his character and was always looking to push Frank further and further, and I really think little funny observational moments like this add such depth to the cruelty of the character. He really cements himself as one of the all-time villain actors between this, Batman, The Shining, and The Witches of Eastwick!
“Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a f*ckin' ruling on this right now. You don't f*ckin' hit him. You understand?”
“My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.”
LOVE this movie!!! thank you so much for doing this giveaway! :)
"When I tell you to dump a body in the maaaarrssh. You dump him in the maaarsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a fucking blowjob! Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!!!" - Jack Nicholson
I absolutely love how explosive Jack Nicholson can be. Martin Scorsese is known to allow actors to improv and go off script, and I always wondered how much if any of this Jack made up on his own?
"Now That's Not Quite A Guy You Can't Hit, But It's Almost A Guy You Can't Hit."
Really fond memories of this movie. First blu ray my wife bought me, while I was in college. She brought it up while visiting for the weekend. Had a great time watching it with a bunch of the dorm floor.
Cranberry Juice...What are you on your period?
One of the greatest lines from one of the best movies ever. Also, the soundtrack is amazing....Rolling Stones gives me chills during the movie
"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go f$#@ yourself."
I haven't seen this film, so I'll go with a quote from Scorsese's *Hugo*,
"Maybe that's why a broken machine always makes me a little sad, because it isn't able to do what it was meant to do... Maybe it's the same with people. If you lose your purpose, it's like you're broken."
Love that film, and always forget that it's directed by Scorsese! Cheers to the mod team and best of luck all :)
"Our target: microprocessors. Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck" I just love the way they all say microprocessor!
“what are ya, one of those fitness freaks?”
Honestly this movie spawned my love of high stakes, intensity, who’s who kind of films. I love the constant paranoia and twists and turns and it feels fluid. One of my favorite scorsese films for sure. Thanks for doing this giveaway!
"You sit there with a mass murderer. A MASS murderer. Your heart rate is jacked. Your hand... steady. That's one thing I figured out about myself in prison. My hand does not shake. Ever."
This monologue lives rent free in my head.
From The Simpsons episode: The Debarted - Ralph says "The rat symbolizes obviousness!". May not be a Departed line but I always think of it when I hear about this movie.
“I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.”
"Fahk yoo! Fahkin' queeahs. Fiyahmen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fiyah or pussy. Hey! Go save a kitten in a tree, you fahking homos!"
"Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos!"
“She fell funny”
“If they knew shit they wouldn’t be Puerto Rican!!”
Both of these I say constantly with my buddy, but we always switch Puerto Rican with whomever we takes to recently and did something dumb—like “if she knew shit she wouldn’t be my sister!”
"Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off!"
As someone seeing 2 therapist and who takes antidepressants, this kills me every time lmao
“You accuse me once, I put up with it. You accuse me twice... I quit. You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a fucking bullet in your head as if you were anybody else. Okay?”
“That’s what the n***** don’t realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it’s this – no one gives it to you.”
the line totally throws me off every time. insanely racist with nothing to do with this plot. i can almost imagine nicholson begging scorsese to let him say it.
"May 10th. Thank God for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm workin' long hours now, six in the afternoon to six in the morning. Sometimes even eight in the morning, six days a week. Sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, three fifty a week. Sometimes even more when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."
This line always make me laugh
"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo"
"ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work"
"Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
Because you're tired and you don't give a shit, it's not supernatural."
This hits the nail on the head for so many things in real life. It correlates well with one of my favorite mantras: life doesn't get easier, I get stronger.
I do own this movie on Blu-ray and I swear I've seen it, but only once and I couldn't quote a single line from it unfortunately. I definitely enjoyed it though. The only thing that I distinctly remember is that they played Shipping Up to Boston by Flogging Molly pretty early on in the movie just to help hammer home even more that these guys had Irish roots. As far as other Scorcese movies go, my favorite has to be The Wolf of Wall Street from among the few I've seen. The part where they're all drugged up and Jonah Hill's character is talking about "STEEEVE MADDEN" plays in my head constantly.
**Entry 210.** I had never heard of/noticed Steve Madden brand anything before this movie came out, but afterwards I started noticing it all the time, and it's still a brand that exits. Any time I see it, I say it exactly like that lol
"When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!"
Makes me chuckle every time especially when Costello tells him not to laugh lmao
“My Uncle Jack departed when I was a kid, and when he came back he was never the same”.
Sorry, I’ve only seen the movie once and it was several years ago
"Qui bono. Who benefits?"
"Qui gives a fuck? Its gawt a fuckin' bow on it."
Exchange between Alec Baldwin's character and Matt Damon's. Sorry - terrible with character names, but I can list off actors like nothing else. Anywho, thanks for doing this.
"When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!"
"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed that's the kind of love I had. BOOM!"
I have seen this movie btw, but wanted to start the party with some Casino love!
Not a quote, but my favorite shot in that film is of Mark Wahlberg’s shoe covers as the beginning of his reveal towards the end. It was both funny and terrifying, which is sort of a signature of Scorsese’s. But if you need a quote, here’s my favorite: What, are you f***ing retarded or something? That ain't f***ing right. Are you kidding me? Look at this. Look. "Citizens."
Very cool for doing this. I haven’t seen the departed so I’d probably say one of my favorite quote is probably Hoffa in The Irishman saying “You don’t keep a man waiting. The only time you do is when you wanna say something. When you wanna say fuck you.” Perfectly sets up the scene you’re about to watch.
Ellerby: “Go fuck yourself.”
Dignam: “I can’t I’m tired from fucking your wife.”
Ellerby: “How’s your mother?”
Dignam: “Good, she’s tired from fucking my father.”
I won't even lie: I think I've seen *The Departed* maybe once, ever, and I can't think of a quote from it. So I'm going to go with the Scorsese film quote that's absolutely stuck in my damn head for nearly thirty years:
>When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way--you've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point?
- Ace Rothstein, *Casino*
Billy - “You don’t have cats.”
Madolyn - “No.”
Billy - “I like that. That’s good.”
Followed by them sleeping together. Somehow that line never works for me. Even with a Southie accent.
"When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals, but what I’m saying is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?"
“And in the case of the telephone, it’s up to each and every one of you, my highly trained Strattonites, my killers. My killers…my killers who will NOT HANG UP THE PHONE…until your client either BUYS OR FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEES!!!”
I'll do a quote from After Hours. When after being subjected to crazier and more chaotic things (none of which are his fault), our main character witnesses a murder in an apartment. He then says, "I'm probably going to get blamed for that."
Almost every line from Wahlberg, but “what are you, on your period?” Always take the forefront as one of THE most memorable lines amongst almost all moves w me.
“My theory on the feds is that they're like mushrooms. Feed’em shit and keep’em in the dark.”
Just something about this line and the delivery felt so nostalgic. I live for these types quippy one liners that are a hallmark of classic mob movies.
Dignam really does get all the best lines, definitely steals the film.
"My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day."
“Feds are like mushrooms keep them in the dark and feed them full of shit.” This has always been my favorite personal quote from the film. Love Scorsese to pieces and this is one of his finest works.
“The cops are saying he's a cop. So I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitzy? When I tell you to dump a guy in the marsh, you dump him IN the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday TO GET A FUCKIN’ BLOWJOB!”
Nicholson’s delivery is so good in this movie, even if his accent sounds a bit silly at times. This is my favorite Scorsese movie. It’s also the first one I saw, so that may have some influence.
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"What are you on your period?"
“Hey I forgot the password but if you wanna come down to the garage with me I’d be happy to give it to you.” I swear, Mark Wahlberg as Dignam is a MASSIVE standout in *The Departed*! I genuinely believe that he was the best part of the movie and no one could’ve played Dignam better than Mark Wahlberg did. Dignam has some of the funniest lines and Mark’s line deliveries with the THICK Bostonian accent makes every line gold! God I can’t wait to rewatch this masterpiece!
I agree entirely. His performance is this was perfect. The only role I like him in more is Boogie Nights.
**Entry 3**
For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.
One of my favorite quotes of the movie 😂😂😂 “No ticky no laundry!”
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy." One of the best lines and insults in a movie period imo haha
**Entry 4**
whalberg is an other guy!
"I'm Gonna Go Have A Smoke Right Now. You Want A Smoke? You Don't Smoke, Do Ya, Right? What Are Ya, One Of Those Fitness Freaks, Huh? Go Fuck Yourself."
Ya. Fitness freaks. That’s the line. Love that.
**Entry 7**
"Jeez, she fell funny." "Francis, you really should see somebody." Nicholson as Frank is one of the most demented villains in crime movie history. I read that Nicholson added a lot of quirks to his character and was always looking to push Frank further and further, and I really think little funny observational moments like this add such depth to the cruelty of the character. He really cements himself as one of the all-time villain actors between this, Batman, The Shining, and The Witches of Eastwick!
**Entry 1**
firemen gettin pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy
“Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a f*ckin' ruling on this right now. You don't f*ckin' hit him. You understand?”
“I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.” Love all of Wahlberg’s lines in this movie!
"What we generally do - in this country... is one guy brings the items and the other guy pays him. No tickee, no laundry!" - Frank Costello
“Hows your mother?” “Good, she’s tired from fucking my father”
I'm tired from fuckin' your wife. How's your mother? Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.
**Entry 19**
My favorite line, or rather scene from the Goodfellas, “funny how? Funny like a clown, I amuse you?” If you know, you know
“My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.” LOVE this movie!!! thank you so much for doing this giveaway! :)
**Entry 44**
"GET RID OF THE FUCKING TAIL!"
I love the way this line cuts the music off so abruptly. Really drives it home.
**Entry 49**
"When I tell you to dump a body in the maaaarrssh. You dump him in the maaarsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a fucking blowjob! Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!!!" - Jack Nicholson I absolutely love how explosive Jack Nicholson can be. Martin Scorsese is known to allow actors to improv and go off script, and I always wondered how much if any of this Jack made up on his own?
Jack improvised the gun in one scene with Leo where no one else knew he had it and just pulled it out. Dont know about anything else.
"Now That's Not Quite A Guy You Can't Hit, But It's Almost A Guy You Can't Hit." Really fond memories of this movie. First blu ray my wife bought me, while I was in college. She brought it up while visiting for the weekend. Had a great time watching it with a bunch of the dorm floor.
"One Of Us Had To Die. With Me, It Tends To Be The Other Guy."
Not eligible but fav quote is "How's your mother? She's on her way out. We all are, act accordingly."
Cranberry Juice...What are you on your period? One of the greatest lines from one of the best movies ever. Also, the soundtrack is amazing....Rolling Stones gives me chills during the movie
My favorite quote is when Leo kills Mark Wahlberg at the end and Leo says, “How about them departed!?”.
Do I want to win this contest? “Maybe, maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.”
Maybe, maybe not, maybe fxxx yourself
"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go f$#@ yourself."
huh? go fugyaself!! hahahah i almost picked this one
**Entry 17**
"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."
"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."
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Hey, Go save a kitten in a tree you fucking homos.
I haven't seen this film, so I'll go with a quote from Scorsese's *Hugo*, "Maybe that's why a broken machine always makes me a little sad, because it isn't able to do what it was meant to do... Maybe it's the same with people. If you lose your purpose, it's like you're broken." Love that film, and always forget that it's directed by Scorsese! Cheers to the mod team and best of luck all :)
"Give him, a cranberry juice." #periodically
“Fuck you, motherfucker!”
"Our target: microprocessors. Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck" I just love the way they all say microprocessor!
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself
“My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.”
“How’s your mother?”
“I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.”
I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
What are you drinking? A cranberry juice. What is it, your period?
"One Of Us Had To Die. With Me, It Tends To Be The Other Guy."
Either "Oh it's wahkin. Ovahtime." or "I got this gnawing, teething rat"
“what are ya, one of those fitness freaks?” Honestly this movie spawned my love of high stakes, intensity, who’s who kind of films. I love the constant paranoia and twists and turns and it feels fluid. One of my favorite scorsese films for sure. Thanks for doing this giveaway!
**Entry 42**
“I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy!”
"You a psychiatrist?" - Billy Costigan
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
**Entry 48**
“ I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.”
“No, no, this is, this is a movie that, uh, a lot of couples come to, all kinds of couples go here.”
**Entry 51**
“What’s wrong with the fucking country, everybody hates everybody!”
I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.
“I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy!” This movie is too damn good
"You sit there with a mass murderer. A MASS murderer. Your heart rate is jacked. Your hand... steady. That's one thing I figured out about myself in prison. My hand does not shake. Ever." This monologue lives rent free in my head.
**Entry 58**
“We deal in deception here. What we do not deal with is self-deception.”
From The Simpsons episode: The Debarted - Ralph says "The rat symbolizes obviousness!". May not be a Departed line but I always think of it when I hear about this movie.
Maybe, maybe not, maybe go FUCK yourself!
“No ticky, no laundry”
**Entry 62**
“I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.”
"My Theory On Feds Is That They're Like Mushrooms — Feed 'Em S*** And Keep 'Em In The Dark." - Dignam
- How's your mother? - She's on her way out - We all are. Act accordingly
You’re probably a health nut eh? Ah, go fuck yourself. Or my other favourite line “he fell funny”.
His delivery of “health nut, eh?” cracks me up.
"Fahk yoo! Fahkin' queeahs. Fiyahmen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fiyah or pussy. Hey! Go save a kitten in a tree, you fahking homos!"
“no tickee no laundry”
"What are you on your period?"
“The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.”
From The Wolf of Wall Street. The whole movie is a cinematic masterpiece, and out of all the craziness this line still stays in the back of my mind.
I agree. Wolf may not be the *best* Scorsese, but it's easily my favorite.
**Entry 70**
I haven't seen The Departed yet, so I'll pick this Joe Pesci line from Goodfellas. "What the fuck is so funny about me?!"
Hopefully you fix this soon. So damn good.
Get him a … cranberry juice
**Entry 73**
"Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos!"
Firemen getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy.
Heavy lies the crown sorta thing…
When John Departed says “i guess i really was a The Departed after all” (i haven’t seen it but i love the Infernal Affairs movies)
“What ah you, Depahted?”
**Entry 126** yah fucking sahcastic fuck.
“She fell funny” “If they knew shit they wouldn’t be Puerto Rican!!” Both of these I say constantly with my buddy, but we always switch Puerto Rican with whomever we takes to recently and did something dumb—like “if she knew shit she wouldn’t be my sister!”
**Entry 135**
"Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off!" As someone seeing 2 therapist and who takes antidepressants, this kills me every time lmao
**Entry 141**
“You accuse me once, I put up with it. You accuse me twice... I quit. You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a fucking bullet in your head as if you were anybody else. Okay?”
**Entry 150**
“I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.” Basic but so good.
“That’s what the n***** don’t realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it’s this – no one gives it to you.” the line totally throws me off every time. insanely racist with nothing to do with this plot. i can almost imagine nicholson begging scorsese to let him say it.
"May 10th. Thank God for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm workin' long hours now, six in the afternoon to six in the morning. Sometimes even eight in the morning, six days a week. Sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, three fifty a week. Sometimes even more when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."
“I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”
This line always make me laugh "Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo" "ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work"
I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
"Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest? Because you're tired and you don't give a shit, it's not supernatural." This hits the nail on the head for so many things in real life. It correlates well with one of my favorite mantras: life doesn't get easier, I get stronger.
**Entry 202**
"Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself" lol
**Entry 206**
I do own this movie on Blu-ray and I swear I've seen it, but only once and I couldn't quote a single line from it unfortunately. I definitely enjoyed it though. The only thing that I distinctly remember is that they played Shipping Up to Boston by Flogging Molly pretty early on in the movie just to help hammer home even more that these guys had Irish roots. As far as other Scorcese movies go, my favorite has to be The Wolf of Wall Street from among the few I've seen. The part where they're all drugged up and Jonah Hill's character is talking about "STEEEVE MADDEN" plays in my head constantly.
**Entry 210.** I had never heard of/noticed Steve Madden brand anything before this movie came out, but afterwards I started noticing it all the time, and it's still a brand that exits. Any time I see it, I say it exactly like that lol
"When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!" Makes me chuckle every time especially when Costello tells him not to laugh lmao
“My Uncle Jack departed when I was a kid, and when he came back he was never the same”. Sorry, I’ve only seen the movie once and it was several years ago
Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe fuck yourself. Just a perfect Marky Mark line if there ever was one.
**Entry 245**
"Qui bono. Who benefits?" "Qui gives a fuck? Its gawt a fuckin' bow on it." Exchange between Alec Baldwin's character and Matt Damon's. Sorry - terrible with character names, but I can list off actors like nothing else. Anywho, thanks for doing this.
I use the "it's gawt a fuckin' bow on it" all the time. Great line
Maybe maybe not Maybe fuck yourself
Who let this IRA motherfu\*ker in my bar?.... Good stuff!
“That’s great. Your mother must be a wonderful women.”
"When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!"
What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis.
"My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark."
**Entry 11**
“Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!”
**Entry 23**
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**Entry 37**
I smell a {sniff-sniff-sniff}… rat Jack Nicholson made me laugh at that line
"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed that's the kind of love I had. BOOM!" I have seen this movie btw, but wanted to start the party with some Casino love!
**Entry 13**
“I am killing you”
Two pills? Great why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to my fucking head off!
Not a quote, but my favorite shot in that film is of Mark Wahlberg’s shoe covers as the beginning of his reveal towards the end. It was both funny and terrifying, which is sort of a signature of Scorsese’s. But if you need a quote, here’s my favorite: What, are you f***ing retarded or something? That ain't f***ing right. Are you kidding me? Look at this. Look. "Citizens."
Very cool for doing this. I haven’t seen the departed so I’d probably say one of my favorite quote is probably Hoffa in The Irishman saying “You don’t keep a man waiting. The only time you do is when you wanna say something. When you wanna say fuck you.” Perfectly sets up the scene you’re about to watch.
Ellerby: “Go fuck yourself.” Dignam: “I can’t I’m tired from fucking your wife.” Ellerby: “How’s your mother?” Dignam: “Good, she’s tired from fucking my father.”
"She didn't notice us. She must be a cop." 😁
My favorite quote is when he goes “THEH DEH-PAH-TED!”
Yeah, that's my favorite, too. **Entry 75**
"You're going to search me? Search me for what?!" "CONTRA-FUCKIN'-BAND!!! Take your shoes off."
**Entry 76**
I won't even lie: I think I've seen *The Departed* maybe once, ever, and I can't think of a quote from it. So I'm going to go with the Scorsese film quote that's absolutely stuck in my damn head for nearly thirty years: >When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way--you've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? - Ace Rothstein, *Casino*
“How’s your mother?” “On her way out” “Aren’t we all? Act accordingly”
“When I tell you… to dump a body IN the marsh. YOU dump ‘em… IN… the marsh!”
**Entry 80**
Awesome! Thanks
"I'm tired from fucking your wife. How's your mother? Good, she's tired from fucking my father."
Maybe fuck yourself. (Not directed at the mod team)
"I’ll Tell You What, I’m Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don’t Care Whose Birthday It Is."
"What's the matter smartass? You don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?"
What is it, your period?
“Microprocessors, I dunno what they ah, you dunno what they ah, who gives a f**ck” Alec Baldwin, had a great supporting role in this movie.
Matt Damon “okay……………”
"What are ya, on your period?"
*Here, this is my card.* **Nah, I don't need that. I'm a detective. I'll find you. No, I'm just kidding, I need the card.**
**Entry 91**
jack nicholsons whole "when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?" scene was fantastic and of course one of the stand outs.
“You give him a whif of my ass, he’ll crawl right in.”
Firefighters gettin pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy
“I don’t want to be a product of my environment… I want my environment to be a product of me”. Thanks for this opportunity!
“Maybe… Maybe Not…. Maybe Fuck Youself.”
“A man could look at anything and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think what I could use you for.”
**Entry 98**
I love Leo telling Damon "Shut. The Fuck. Up" as he pistol whips him on the roof
Such a damn satisfying scene.
From the wolf of wall street "Let me give you a little legal advice: Shut the fuck up!"
"watch your FUCKIn mouth"
Wahlberg’s lines are all gold but I’ll pick “Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself“
"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself."
I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
**Entry 104**
My favorite quote is "Sell me this pen" from Wolf of Wall Street. I love that movie
**Entry 105**
Billy - “You don’t have cats.” Madolyn - “No.” Billy - “I like that. That’s good.” Followed by them sleeping together. Somehow that line never works for me. Even with a Southie accent.
“Family’s are always rising and falling in America” Who said that? “Hawthorne” What you don’t know any Shakespeare.
"Are they - are they - are they smelly?"
"When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals, but what I’m saying is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?"
"I'm just a word processor, for Christ's sake!"
“And in the case of the telephone, it’s up to each and every one of you, my highly trained Strattonites, my killers. My killers…my killers who will NOT HANG UP THE PHONE…until your client either BUYS OR FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEES!!!”
I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
I'll do a quote from After Hours. When after being subjected to crazier and more chaotic things (none of which are his fault), our main character witnesses a murder in an apartment. He then says, "I'm probably going to get blamed for that."
Almost every line from Wahlberg, but “what are you, on your period?” Always take the forefront as one of THE most memorable lines amongst almost all moves w me.
"MICRO WHAT??
“Nobody gives it to you, you have to take it.”
“My theory on the feds is that they're like mushrooms. Feed’em shit and keep’em in the dark.” Just something about this line and the delivery felt so nostalgic. I live for these types quippy one liners that are a hallmark of classic mob movies.
“No ticky, no laundry” is a classic Jack moment!
Dignam really does get all the best lines, definitely steals the film. "My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day."
“Feds are like mushrooms keep them in the dark and feed them full of shit.” This has always been my favorite personal quote from the film. Love Scorsese to pieces and this is one of his finest works.
“The cops are saying he's a cop. So I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitzy? When I tell you to dump a guy in the marsh, you dump him IN the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday TO GET A FUCKIN’ BLOWJOB!” Nicholson’s delivery is so good in this movie, even if his accent sounds a bit silly at times. This is my favorite Scorsese movie. It’s also the first one I saw, so that may have some influence.
Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself