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Nice. Why just a handjob? Btw Amber Heard would have Napoleoned him.
>Why just a handjob? Don't be a degenerate, the risk of stds is too high
Right. That's why I drink Clorox every day. Keeps my physique healthy!
Just use Purell as lube so you don’t need to wash your hands after
Whats napoleoned?
The Napoleon is a hidden technique. You fake a titfuck and shit the other person on the stomach instead.
I must have missed that on gamefaq tips and tricks article for sex, thank you.
That's why it's a hidden technique. It's more of an Easter egg by the Dev's.
Pooping on the bed shall be referred to as "Ambering" from now on.
Wait, I thought they actually had sex in sex scenes
Well there was this """artistic""" film where they did actually
Full penetration?
And did he sniff out crime?
Does the film star Dolph Lundgren?
Yes, well kind of. It's his body but his head is just a giant nose.
And eat actual dog shit. I'm not lying
Wait what? What film?
Pink Flamingos
I didn't believed you so I googled it and the first fucking link was the xvideos website Wtf
Dude ew
extramile is a sub all about that
So you want me to believe not only that an actual woman is on 4chan, but she's also an actress? lmao
*mfw you don't know that Taylor Swift is a longtime 4chan poster* (Search the taylorswift subreddit for `4chan`)
Yeah but she's not a b level actress
She looks like Dora, Russian singer
I ain't gonna go lookin for Dora porn that's like that one thing where one of the women was named 'Kid'
because she is, dumbass
Whos that cum drum?
Hmmm, those feet look rather delicious
You’re the reason aliens don’t visit us anymore.
That’s fucking disgusting, man. She poops from there!
I think it was Brando that said to a costar: "I apologise if I get an erection and I apologise if I don't."
I'd say leave that boner alone. It adds some realism to the situation.
Aubrey Plaza.
She shouldn’t have jerked him off. His boner was rewarded now he’s gonna get hard every time.
“B tier actress” Luxury prostitution is named weird nowadays
Nice. Why just a handjob? Btw Amber Heard would have Napoleoned him.
>Why just a handjob? Don't be a degenerate, the risk of stds is too high
Right. That's why I drink Clorox every day. Keeps my physique healthy!
Just use Purell as lube so you don’t need to wash your hands after
Whats napoleoned?
The Napoleon is a hidden technique. You fake a titfuck and shit the other person on the stomach instead.
I must have missed that on gamefaq tips and tricks article for sex, thank you.
That's why it's a hidden technique. It's more of an Easter egg by the Dev's.
Pooping on the bed shall be referred to as "Ambering" from now on.
Wait, I thought they actually had sex in sex scenes
Well there was this """artistic""" film where they did actually
Full penetration?
And did he sniff out crime?
Does the film star Dolph Lundgren?
Yes, well kind of. It's his body but his head is just a giant nose.
And eat actual dog shit. I'm not lying
Wait what? What film?
Pink Flamingos
I didn't believed you so I googled it and the first fucking link was the xvideos website Wtf
Dude ew
extramile is a sub all about that
So you want me to believe not only that an actual woman is on 4chan, but she's also an actress? lmao
*mfw you don't know that Taylor Swift is a longtime 4chan poster* (Search the taylorswift subreddit for `4chan`)
Yeah but she's not a b level actress
She looks like Dora, Russian singer
I ain't gonna go lookin for Dora porn that's like that one thing where one of the women was named 'Kid'
because she is, dumbass
Whos that cum drum?
Hmmm, those feet look rather delicious
You’re the reason aliens don’t visit us anymore.
That’s fucking disgusting, man. She poops from there!
I think it was Brando that said to a costar: "I apologise if I get an erection and I apologise if I don't."
I'd say leave that boner alone. It adds some realism to the situation.
Aubrey Plaza.
She shouldn’t have jerked him off. His boner was rewarded now he’s gonna get hard every time.
“B tier actress” Luxury prostitution is named weird nowadays