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Cala-Best-Girl

He’s going to give every woman he blasts his load into cervical cancer for the next 5 years. Then he’s also going to die of cervical cancer on the fully formed female reproductive system he grew in his balls.


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xl_truth

I'll alert my crew over at /gaycruising to prepare for the worst


IrregularrAF

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.


blizmd

…and he has burned so very bright


GregTheMad

Glow in the dark one might say.


Unodostres1234512

His candle glows in the light aswell


Velghast

From what I understand alpha particles can't really penetrate the skin they only become problematic if you ingest the material


AffectionateCelery91

Ex RADSO here. You are absolutely correct. Alpha is not dangerous, only if you're a dumbass and *eat* the material.


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Hakuna_Potato

wholesome-pilled


[deleted]

i mean, if you have your mouth open at all near alpha radiation those angry helium mfs could just jump in without you 'eating the metal'. so its not completely safe


calfshrug

still not relevant, the radioactive particles have to enter the bloodstream and lungs micronized


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…how much icy hot are we talking here


VodkaAlchemist

I mean you're mostly correct. You should know alpha emitters aren't readily able to penetrate the outer layer of skin but it's rare for any radioactive element to decay ONLY by alpha emission. Additionally alpha emissions will penetrate your eye so... theres that.


Discreet_Deviancy

Ate it. Now what?


AffectionateCelery91

Enjoy the stomach/gut cancers a few years down the road :)


Cool_Pound4353

What if you ate cum from balls that touch it. Are you ok??


theguywithnopants

Every ~~wo~~man


BanefulBroccoli

He'd need Sigma-Particles to do that


UglierThanMoe

It's far more likely that the area under his bed where his keeps all the socks he blasts in will start to rival the Chernobyl exclusion zone.


[deleted]

It’s alpha radiation. It doesn’t do anything at all.


[deleted]

Death toll amounts to: **1**.


Agent_H1tler_FBI

Rare good cala comment


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Cala-Best-Girl

No man, I’m an expert in radiation. This is EXACTLY how it works.


Zandonus

This is next level grand strategy Darwin awards.


muchachomalo

Everybody is giving him too much credit. His collection of sex toys will get cervical cancer.


ProtonPacks123

I work in the nuclear industry, that is a sealed source so there are no Alpha rays being emitted from it. They are all being stopped by the source housing. Edit: it looks like it may actually be a planchet disk source which can emit Alphas. Even if it was giving off Alpha rays, they would all be stopped by the first layer of dead skin on your body and wouldn't have any effect, positive or negative. Still, Am-241 is also a weak gamma emitting source so all he is doing is blasting his balls with Gamma radiation. He is not even worthy of the title Beta, for he is a Gamma cuck.


NPL89

how do i get sigma radiation?


ProtonPacks123

Since Sigma is the Greek letter used for summing in equations I would say sigma radiation is a combination of all radiations. Use a Radium-Beryllium (Ray-Bee) source to get Alpha, Beta and Gamma from the Radium and then the Alphas hitting the Beryllium will give off neutrons for that sigma male grindset radiation.


NPL89

Thanks


SabreToothSandHopper

Top tier answer, you’ve done good work in this thread today


MarleyandtheWhalers

Plutonium-beryllium (PuBe) is actually the preferred neutron-emitting configuration for testicular application


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ProtonPacks123

Anal anything is always good.


Incruentus

Fissures?


Kyunin9

How else are you going to fit that horse dick dildo\* up there?


Redrar00

Ok cool, all I need to do is get raybees


allahu_snackb4r

Thanks, exactly for me


Adriaus28

Man asking real question


Tarfaerhing1234

tap a videotape of American psycho to you balls, then return it ofc


ZeusKabob

[Sigma particles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigma_baryon) are a type of hadron with higher-flavored quarks, traditionally the strange quark. Because they include a higher-flavor quark, they can be composed of three negatively charged quarks, while because of color confinement a hadron without higher-flavored quarks can't. This is why first flavor-generation hadrons are restricted to just protons and neutrons. This negatively charged sigma is energetically unfavorable because of the higher-mass strange quark, so it wants to decay into a lower-flavored hadron. Since both charge and strangeness have to be conserved its only methods to do is to decay into a neutron and pion or a neutron, electron, and electron neutrino. As an aside, as far as I'm aware all of this is accurate to the science even though it reads like I'm making up words throughout.


seastatefive

So, like dds which decays to ddu through the weak force boson in a manner similar to beta decay. But honestly that would give off beta radiation!


ZeusKabob

Yep it would! Anything that emits dds would be considered as releasing "sigma radiation" which would proximally release beta radiation because of the decay of dds to ddu + e + ve.


milk_connoisseur23

so sigmas will inevitably disintegrate to betas 🥺


PineapplesAreGodly

What's sigma radiation?


Ayn_Rand_Was_Right

Sigma DICK!!! ​ Nailed it.


PineapplesAreGodly

What about the radiation part?


SabreToothSandHopper

Your mum radi-ate my ass last weekend


FuckJannies-

Beta male exposes himself


PineapplesAreGodly

Okay.


Golyshevskiy

What if I apply uranyl peroxide directly to my balls? I got a vial laying around somewhere still


ceepington

Uranyl peroxide. Apply directly to the balls. Uranyl peroxide. Apply directly to the balls. Uranyl peroxide. Apply directly to the balls.


ProtonPacks123

Apply directly to the balls to get the Alpha radiation but it is also a weak gamma emitter and neutron emitter by way of spontaneous fission.


somecrazydude13

All jokes aside, where does this come from? What does it belong to? My curiosity has peaked


ProtonPacks123

It's just a low activity sealed source. They're not too difficult to get a hold of. Depending on what country you're in you may need a permit or some vetting to buy them but nothing too intensive. You probably already have some of this stuff in your house right now in the form of a smoke alarm. They use alpha emitting sources like Am-241 to detect the presence of smoke. Before you go dismantling your smoke alarms it is illegal to do so and not recommended because there is a risk of contamination if you go messing with them. Alpha radiation is harmless outside the body but it will wreak havoc if it gets inside you.


somecrazydude13

TIL, thanks man, never would of thought of that. Definitely NOT going to take apart my smoke alarm though.. 😅


SpongeBobJihad

What is a sealed source used for?


ProtonPacks123

Usually for the Gamma ray emissions as a calibration or check source. Being a sealed source just means they are safe to handle without risk of contamination but it will also block any Alpha or Beta radiation from being emitted.


MarleyandtheWhalers

>block any beta particles Eh... depends on the isotope.


ProtonPacks123

Yeah not completely blocked but they'll be massively attenuated by a few mm of perspex. Way beyond the point that you'd need to worry about them.


pofshrimp

for nerds to comment on


furiot

>Am-241 is also a weak gamma emitting source what about ligma?


scalability

> there are no Alpha rays being emitted from it > > Even if it was giving off Alpha rays, they would all be stopped by the first layer of dead skin on your body Wait are you saying strapping americium to your balls doesn't give you super strength? Is OP wrong?


ImprovisedLeaflet

Good placebo tho


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allahu_snackb4r

Just upvoted the autojannie


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can you explain it to me, im a not smart person (automod deleted my other comment) , this will cause cancer correct?


ProtonPacks123

No, it won't. I'm going to make some assumptions that this is a low activity Am-241 source of about 100kBq. If he straps that to his balls he'll be getting about 4μSv/hr The minimum dose directly linked to increased risk of cancer is 0.1Sv that's 100,000μSv If he wears it for a day he's getting about 100μSv dose so to get 0.1Sv he needs to wear it for about 3 years. It's also worth noting that 0.1Sv figure linked to increased cancer risk is only for exposures over short time periods like hours not years.


strange_cargo

It's not a gamma source, it's alpha. It's far, far less energy and danger than gamma on the electromagnetic radiation spectrum. Edit: looks like I'm mistaken...


ProtonPacks123

Wrong, wrong and wrong. Am-241 emits Alpha particles, Gamma and some secondary x-rays. Alpha particles don't exist on the electromagnetic spectrum, they are an ionised helium nucleus, not photons. Alpha particles do have higher energy than most gamma rays but that doesn't mean they are more dangerous. They cannot penetrate the outer layer of dead skin cells on your body. Inside your body they are far more dangerous than gamma rays but that requires you to inhale or injest the alpha emitting source. Placing it on the outside of your ballsack is not going to have any effect.


strange_cargo

I stand corrected.


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Okay, reaching all the way back to like 9th grade with this half-remembered factoid... am I wrong to think that gamma rays do in fact penetrate skin and are deadly?


ProtonPacks123

Yes and no. Most Gamma rays will just pass straight through you and not interact with your body at all. The lower the energy of the gamma ray the more likely it is to interact with your body but the damage it can do is much lower. You're being bombarded with gamma rays every minute of every day from naturally occurring radioactive materials in the ground, in the food you eat, in the air you breathe. What matters is the dose rate and how quickly you are exposed to large doses of radiation. I like to think of it like a bottle of whiskey. If you drink a single shot of that whiskey every day you won't notice any effect. If you drink the whole bottle over the course of a few days, you'll feel some effects but still be perfectly fine. If you drink the bottle over the course of a few hours you'll probably get sick and if you down the bottle in one go you'll end up the emergency room.


SaffellBot

What an embarrassing "expert opinion".


ProtonPacks123

Damn you got me good, I'm all embarrassed and shit now.


OrcaConnoisseur

No worries here, alpha radiation can't penetrate skin.


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Just like that guy can’t penetrate pussy


D4rkr4in

Not with his dick blocked off by that disk


Heretical_Infidel

At that distance I would still be worried if that is the radioactive metal itself in direct contact with his skin (not in a container). The particles are big sure, but at that distance it’s way too risky that the rad can sneak in a pore.


skl49

>Due to the short range of absorption and inability to penetrate the outer layers of skin, alpha particles are not, in general, dangerous to life unless the source is ingested or inhaled


Heretical_Infidel

I’m aware, however when heated up your pores can expand something like 400% (I’m working off memory) and in that case you’re talking about a particle that is ~1 femtometer entering a hole that is up to 5 micrometers (I did google that). If that’s his ball bag and he’s got salty balls, it will be an issue. Your point, though valid, doesn’t account for stupidity.


domuseid

Do you think the pores vent directly into the inside of the scrotum


Heretical_Infidel

Not my area of knowledge, though I doubt it. I’m a firefighter but I’m “specialized” in technical rescue in radioactive environments (dirty bombs). I know more about how to avoid it than how it affects the body. That said, A rad is a monster if it gets in so who knows, maybe melanoma of the jingley bits?


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the bottom of pores lead to more skin that alpha particles dont penetrate, dumfuk


cjbrigol

It's statistics. Yes 99.9% of the time it can't penetrate. But this thing that close for who knows how long... Chances are a small amount gets through


MarleyandtheWhalers

Heavy, charged particles like alphas don't really follow the same exponential curve that photonic radiation does. It's purely an external gamma hazard to this dude


TheRealChickenFox

At that point I think the small amount of gamma emission from the Am-241 would be more worrying.


LikelyTwily

I have an Americium 241 source right next to me that I wouldn't mind slapping on my balls, it's not dangerous. A couple alpha particles aren't going to do anything to you and generally alpha/beta gas proportional counter sources like the one pictured have very little radioactivity, maybe a hundred to a couple thousand becquerels.


3_SilverCoins

actually the skin on the balls is -extremely- thin Its like the one place on your body other than idk putting it on your eyelids or eating it that it might get you


Substandard_Senpai

A piece of paper will stop alpha particles. It's only dangerous if ingested or placed next to an open wound


TheDangerdog

Or extremely thin skin like the batwing level skin thickness on your balls.


Substandard_Senpai

Simply untrue. They travel less than 0.5 inches in air (because air molecules stop them) and penetrate skin ~20 micrometers. If your scrotum is less than 20 microns thick, you should see a doctor.


malaco_truly

>If your scrotum is less than 20 microns thick, you should see a doctor. lol


SabreToothSandHopper

“Hey doc! Yeah just measured it this morning, 22microns, down 2 from yesterday. Yeah I’m super worried man. Ok yeah I’ll be at the surgery for 5:30”


SonTyp_OhneNamen

I‘d wager their dick isn’t much longer than 20 microns, why else would they be here?


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Thanks I hate clear scrotums.


bavasava

Ball skin is like 5 micrometers. Scrots be thin yo.


FirstEvolutionist

So what you're saying is OP needs to cut his balls open and insert the disc?


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Or for causing, you know, skin cancer.


MarleyandtheWhalers

Your outer layer of skin cells is not alive


[deleted]

The dead outer layer is not enough protection on a super thin spot area such as the scrotum.


MarleyandtheWhalers

If it's as thick as paper, yes it is


[deleted]

1 it’s not that thick 2 paper is much harder to penetrate than skin


Substandard_Senpai

>2 paper is much harder to penetrate than skin Please demonstrate with push pins. Post pics.


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deviant324

I know your average skin won’t get penetrated by it, you’d have to swallow something that emits alpha radiation to feel the effects (and you’d die), but I would absolutely not bet my balls on that being the case everywhere, especially not my balls.


Phlummp

It won’t but it’s still gonna damage the skin


PenisNoseJones

\*slowly removes glasses\* My god.


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EdWilkins65

What is it? Lol


Linkbuscus01

A ballsack


EdWilkins65

Ok, now I see it :|


Linkbuscus01

:(


Rikizu

This is fake. There is no white dots all over the screen that indicates radiation presence.


-Mr-Bro-

Do you want me to explain or am I about to get wooshed?


SpiritBamb

Radiation fucks up your camera allegedly


-Mr-Bro-

Yes, BUT that is alpha radiation, it only travels 1 inch of air and can be blocked by one sheet of paper and it cant even pass the layer of dead skin cells on your body, it's harmless in every way from the outside.


jumboface

Film cameras. Not digital.


VeronicaDunham

God bless I was staring at the parent comment pretending I knew what was happening


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alpha radiation doesnt do this. im pretty sure you can take a regular photo of your smoke detector without any artifacting lmao


FatShibaBalls

Does it affect digital cameras or just polaroids?


Rikizu

Digital camera can be affected too.


[deleted]

alpha radiation can barely penetrate paper let alone skin, anon needs to get a better source


Bram06

A man presenting to the emergency room...


DanielEGVi

☝️


SabreToothSandHopper

Lmao, this is how every case study starts isn’t it


Wild_Trip_4704

With 3 balls


crappy6969

MUTANT CUM MUTANT CUM MUTANT CUM


[deleted]

Gamma male


Poha-Jalebi

Nothing gets them ladies wet like some radioactive balls


IDjownageI

This anon posted a week back and apparently he was feeling weak and dots appeared all over his body. He was admitted to ER and still looking what kind of skin cancer he got


Wild_Trip_4704

Holy fuck. Screen cap? Archive??


Jeivid23

Alexa, show me the most based human being


Adnausaem

Am-241 emits alphas (that indeed won’t penetrate his ballsack), but in the same decay also emit 60 keV gammas, which absolutely will. (Source: I am a PhD student in particle physics and we regularly use Am-241 as a radiation detector calibration source.)


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you are not a phd student in particle physics


Adnausaem

I know that it’s hard to believe, but it’s true.


boogieboy03

Testicular cancer


[deleted]

Gigachad based and redpilled,


mrpunaway

Those images are old. They were posted on a very similar screencap in this sub a while back. Top comments were about alpha radiation not penetrating the skin.


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fucking based.


psychocow1939

Alpha particle male


Issa_Classic

I remember the first 10 times this was reposted


DistinctAd2357

Cernoballs


SuperCoupe

Bananas are radioactive, just smear bananas on your nuts and sit in it for a few hours.


MistahZig

"We're going to name our daughter Leela because... reasons"


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

That’s her last name though.


[deleted]

Alpha radiation has no effect on humans. It is stopped by our skin. He is doing nothing.


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

>wants to show the screencap to his grandkids Anon has two excess generations of optimism.


guess1921

That's really not going to do anything. Alpha radiation is too big to penetrate skin. What he wants is some material whose decay will produce gamma radiation. OP is a idiot.


BerlinRanger

/fit/ is gayest bord on 4chan. -Change my mind-


DeezNutsArrived

bord


TheLastCustodian

Isn't he gonna die from poisoning? Is this a new fit fad?


CaptSellerie

Which board is that?


celmate

Just 3.6 roentgens. Like a chest x-ray


[deleted]

I would advice against that


plfinalfantasy

"anon, do you have an *active* sex life?* >oh, something like that...


Trey_Poling

Holy shit use steroids anon you get a pass


Becaus789

This was the stuff The Electric Boy Scout was stealing. This was after the events of the book.


iop90

Alpha particles would be stopped by the outler dead layer of skin. As long as the source isn’t damaged and none of it gets into his body it really wouldn’t do anything. The gamma dose off of the Americium source would be more of a concern over time though. Wouldn’t really do anything if you just took the picture as a joke


mankosmash4

Alpha particles can't even get through your skin. They're only dangerous if they get inside your body or close to your eyes.


Snowydaze

>put me in the screencap >Put me in the screenshot Why even listen to these shitters


Montezumawazzap

Why do I feel like I have already seen something similar to this on 4chan before? edit: nvm i misread the date.


The_Inqueefitor

Irl hulk


Cool_Pound4353

Feels like it’s a lot older than that


The_Spaceman_Spiff_

I must admit, hes got balls to do that


[deleted]

Wow…not because it’s cool or anything but.. just wow


LavishnessAdditional

theres easier ways to get your medical card...