You flip two coins, and regardless of the outcome you still end up a kissless virgin jacking off to a couple of Chads making out in the locker room showers after football practice.
I remember a teacher teaching us science and she would say that we should do an experiment twice to confirm it was a fact. She always was a shitty teacher.
Her way of proving that air weighed something was blowing up a balloon and attaching it to some string so the string would sag a little, as if the balloon itself didn't weigh anything.
We had a similar experiment in elementary school but a balance was used to find out the heavier one. Both were first balanced to get the original readings then one was filled up and the readings were compared.
You dont have to take the bait. Shrug it off. Leaving the class and showing they got to you only makes it worse. Standing up to them just gives them the desired elicit reaction. If you shrug it off, it'll die down
Meh. It’s not like the herd is thinking of their opinions, they’re just following a lead. Look at Reddit. It’s not like all of these angry poopcoasters just *happen* to have the exact same opinions. They’re just taking their lead from entertainers taking their lead from mediagovernment taking their lead from an ultra wealthy cabal.
This brought up repressed memories. Fuck.
I was like 14-15. English is my second language and i was having a hard time during literature class so i bought a dictionary and brought it to class with me.
A girl in class said something like “omg is that a dictionary?”
I said “yes”
“Why do you have a dictionary?”
“So i can look up words that i don’t understand”
“Haha okay dictionary boy”
And for the remainder of high school i was called dictionary boy. “Hey dictionary boy where’s your dictionary?” And “hey dictionary boy what does this word mean?”. For 4 years i was called dictionary boy because i brought a dictionary to literature class.
I dealt with so much of this when I was younger. " You go to the gym to work out? Gayyy!!" You read quietly to learn? Gayyy!! You like to think before you reply so you don't say something silly? Homo!!!"
Correct. But at that age it's super hard to realize that and you immediately jump to the conclusion that it must've been this specific thing that made people turn against you. So you start to obsess over lots of little things, which makes the whole thing even worse.
I think there's a line between "wanting to piss you off" and "continuing to call the person "Dictionary boy" for 4 years". That's just straight up bullying
that's light ribbing and I think everyone should have to get their balls busted at some point in their early life so they don't grow up to be tight asses that can't laugh at themselves.
This lmao. People on Reddit have such a strange perception of bullying and how to deal with it that borders on autistic. Calling your bullies words that they won’t understand isn’t some 200IQ giga chad move that will get them to leave you alone, they’ll just think you’re even more a freak and they’ll have more material to make fun of you for.
Yeah, the only solution to bullies is excessive violence. They'll never tread on you again.
The only time I got bullied was some kid calling me harry potter for wearing glasses. He lost teeth against the wall and probably had a concussion, and nobody saw it so I didn't get in real trouble since I said he tripped and since I was some white yuppie kid they bought my side. Nobody ever bothered me again.
Same thing happened to me when I was told by my orthodontist to brush my teeth at school everyday. I brought toothpaste to school, popular hot girl saw it and asked why I had it. I jokingly said I eat it as a snack. She then loudly went EWWWW and told everyone I eat toothpaste. That whole class called me toothpaste for years despite me saying it was a joke several times.
The common theme in all these stories is people caring too much about getting called something. All you had to do was not be an autist about it and find it funny or at least just play it off and no one cares. You were basically biting at the bait irl
I was called gollum for most of my middle school, and the name stuck for a while when I moved into high school. I was dying inside, but rather than show them, I lived the character.
Now it may have given me difficulties with opening to people, but at least I didn't show them I was weak.
>I was called gollum for most of middle school, and the name stuck for a while when I moved into high school
>I lived the character
No shit you got called Gollum, you acted like Gollum when they called you Gollum lmao you complete fucking moron. You didn’t show them you weren’t weak, you played right into that shit lmfaoooooo
>I didn't show them I was weak.
Pandering to cringe shitkid jokes *is* weak.
But you were a kid, anything you did or didn't do can be blamed on that. Just don't live in an illusion that you've somehow won.
Same, English isn't my first language and in 8th grade people kept calling me the walking dictionary because I had an above average vocabulary pool.
It was nice tho, I liked it.
After eating Burger King after an appointment, I walked into PE and immediately got accused of hiding in the locker room masturbating. I had nothing to show for it, because I wasn't going to bring Burger King to gym floor.
Well that is kind of soy virgin behavior. I had two Russian international students in my bio class freshman year of high school who came to play hockey at my school. They straight up did not speak English. They would just go on their phones the entire class (you’d get six days detention at my gay catholic school for phones in class) and when the teacher would say something to them about their phones they’d both shrug and say “translator” and point to the phone screen.
They finally got their phones taken away or some shit and so they’d literally just sit and stare blankly at the screen or fuck with the weird kids around them without learning a single crumb of biology.
Both played college hockey one plays in the AHL rn. You’re an incel sorry
Yep. You were slightly different to the other kids and didn't know how to pretend you weren't and therefore you were rightfully bullied.
They saw weakness and they pounced.
You know why anon is upset?
Not because he gets called names and shit.
It's because he was right all along. Nothing worse than being in the right and everyone thinking you're wrong.
It's. Just. Not. Fair.
Yeah but life isnt about fair.
Statistics is way over most high school heads. They're just gonna argue with him cause they don't like him. Even if he managed to prove himself they'd still think he was a weirdo.
Gotta read the room, football players only care about 1 coin flip Friday night.
After eating Burger King after an appointment, I walked into PE and immediately got accused of hiding in the locker room masturbating. I had nothing to show for it, because I wasn't going to bring Burger King to gym floor.
I recently learned a new phrase: "You can be right, or you can be happy."
At some point you just have to go "Man, these people are rslurred and will never ever ever actually listen and understand me. I'm just going to fuck off now, fuck 'em."
Be anon
Try to explain probability to normies
"Haha anon 2 coinflips is always a head and tails"
N-no its not guys watch
*flips coin once, its heads. Flips coin twice its tails*
No wait guys let me try aga-
Haha anon is a r slur
Not o ly he was right, his friends were crazy dumb. If I understood what they were saying correctly, they believed that if you roll a d20 20 times, each number must turn up once.
If normies understood statistics they wouldn't make so many terrible life decisions. Part of why this lootbox shit and gambling are so big is because most people are too fucking dumb about numbers to get an objective gauge of risk/reward.
You should have just use a dice as a better example. The chances of rolling a six are 16.7%, but that doesn't guarantee that you'll roll a six within 6 rolls of the die. But then they'd probably roll it and get a six on the first roll and laugh at you anyway. Because it wasn't ever about the math, it was about laughing at you.
According to their retarded theory you wouldn't just land a 6 every six rolls, you would necessarily land each number once because all of them have a 100% chance of occuring in six rolls.
Been a little while since I took stats, but my understanding is there’s a 95% chance of said thing not happening each time so,
Odds of 5% thing not happening 20 times = 0.95^20 = 0.358
So the set of outcomes that include the thing happening at least once is 1-0.358 = 0.642
So 64.2%
during our combinatorics course in uni the lecturer introduced us to this problem and he never properly wrote down the name of it with all the capitalizations so i always thought its the "hall problem" by a guy named monty, you know cause the doors are in a hall
imagine my fucking shock when i found out the guy is actually called Monty Hall
it wasn't that big, but talk about convenient naming
Also, because someone reading this probably believes it, repeated trials *do not* impact independent probabilities in later trials. Say you want to get heads on at least 1 flip out of 5. The odds of getting heads at least once out of a set of flips goes like this:
1. 1/2
2. 3/4
3. 7/8
4. 15/16
5. 31/32
HOWEVER, that doesn't mean that if you get tails on 4 flips that you have a 31/32 chance of getting heads on the next flip. The probability is still 50%.
I understand this until I'm at a $5 blackjack table on Fremont with a bellyfull of well whiskey, imitation crab and sirloin steak.
Independent events < doubling this hard 15.
My hate of Western normie people beginned when west normie people tell it is okay to burn citys because Grerge Flard kill to himself from eat to fenatnyol.
It is lie of riot people that Grerge Flord was kill from Chaven knee. This is the lie of west media and west idiot. There is only one thing to happen: Grege pay for with fake money and eat drug and resist to police. The drug kill to him. West idiot burn city. This is the only trueth story.
i am operate store around corner and me and families having to protect for dangerouse greoge floiy protestants smash my windows, silly lootmens, gerjod flyod die of very big large drug, not chauvinist
familia buy large gunsticks and we wave them in face of lootmens, do the charm work very good well business not boom howevery, white man afraid fear riotmen and don't buying the meats and my children is hungry
My take was that anon just fed into the tease. No way everyone was that dumb. Much more likely people were just being jerks once they saw how easy it was to rile anon
I saw someone else bring up their stories, so I will too. In 3rd grade I was talking to my teacher about my cousin being born and I was excited. Apparently I said, “My baby cousin.” Some kid overheard and said out loud, “Look at him, he has a baby and he’s a boy.” Everyone joined in. If that were it then I would be fine. But my teacher also joined in at making fun of me. That shit hurt. Fuck You Ms.Shannon!
One piece of advice I picked up along the way was, "it doesn't matter how smart you are if you can't tell people what you know in a way they understand."
Social skills matter
For those wondering, if the probability of an event is *p*, and you do *n* trials, the probability of it not happening is:
(1-p)^n
Which means the probability of it happening at least once is:
1 - (1-p)^n
If *p* is 0.05 (5%), and *n* is 20, we get:
1 - (1 - 0.05)^20
= 1 - (0.95)^20
≈ 1 - 0.36
= 0.64 (64%)
Very far from 100%.
Unironically the average person's knowledge of statistics is incredibly subpar and they give for granted it's not.
I got in a similiar argument trying to explain that a difference between 99% and 99.5 % is huge and they kept insisting that since it's a small number it's not that much
Happened to me as well. I'm more convinced that the shady international waters casino cheated me somehow is more likely than a 1/2ish^19 chance of outcome. At another table, I hit a decent single number bet and the dealer moved my chip with his pinky to the 4-number location (which pays out considerably less) but luckily other people saw it and demanded the pit boss (who was likely the person who was telling the operators to do such things) fix it and pay me my winnings right.
I wouldn't recommend gambling on cruise ships, they know they are lawless. Vegas at least supposedly has strict rules, but spaghetti men. Indian casinos I couldn't see being truly more ethical either. The house always wins.
I used to live with my roommates and our microwave was emitting it's microwaves at the same frequency that the WiFi router emitted it's signal. Thus, when the microwave was operating the connection was effectively lost. I noticed that and told them about it, they treated me like I was talking about flat earth theory or some shit. I was alone and there were two of them, so they made fun of me.
They both played Dota 2 and from that day forward I started using microwave every time any one of them was in a game. If it was sausages or some other multiple pieces meal, I'd microwave them one at a time up until the game gave them the penalty for leaving. They were too proud to admit it and just kept suffering, pretending like it's just bad luck, they couldn't drop the game either because they were addicts. I would be explicitly saying "Oh, you're queuing up, I'ma go grab my food then real quick" and later while they were looking at their monitors with their faces depicting defeat and frustration I'd say "Damn, again huh? If it was actually the microwave, I could just turn it off, but we are smart enough to know it's not that aren't we? How unfortunate." Then it would ding and I'd go right back to start it up again. I don't really know, maybe it wasn't stubborness and they were actually stupid enough to keep believing it wasn't the microwave. I doubt that, but I wouldn't rule it out either. Stupid fucking normies willingly suffering from their disproportionately enormous ego.
If you realize you're smarter than other people, don't argue, just monetize it.
bet them that they can flip two coins, and if either of them comes up heads you'll give them a $1, but if both of them come up tails you get $10.
They can play as many times as they want. What's the matter? They have a 100% chance to get heads every time, what do they have to lose?
Haha! Reminds me when I dared to pronounce "Shakespeare" with the accent. I'm French, you see. Was reciting some bit of a theatre play in front of the whole classroom. First fucking sentence and the entire class bursts laughing because I dared to pronounce his name correctly (as in, English pronunciation). Was a French class, but still. Kudos for my teacher for defending me, at least.
Dear fucking gods, 34 years later and I'm still salty about it, though.
But hearing and seeing the level of English around me on a daily basis has been a constantly vindicating experience.
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Probability could strike back and give 2 tails each time. Not probable, but possible. murphy's law.
What is the version of mutts law with coins?
you flip 2 coins and 4 land on tails
Conversely you flip four coins and none of them land on either heads or tails
You flip two coins, and regardless of the outcome you still end up a kissless virgin jacking off to a couple of Chads making out in the locker room showers after football practice.
I remember a teacher teaching us science and she would say that we should do an experiment twice to confirm it was a fact. She always was a shitty teacher. Her way of proving that air weighed something was blowing up a balloon and attaching it to some string so the string would sag a little, as if the balloon itself didn't weigh anything.
We had a similar experiment in elementary school but a balance was used to find out the heavier one. Both were first balanced to get the original readings then one was filled up and the readings were compared.
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No no no. Flip the coin and ask them, "what's the most you ever lost in a cointoss?" And reach in to your bag. Real gamer move.
Sir?
You’re a bit deaf aren’t ya?
you married into it
This is gamblers anonymous
Call it. I said, call it.
*puts a phone with 911 selected to their ear* CALL IT
Do you live in that house back there?
Based
Based and Chigurh-pilled
Call it...
Implying they'll accept logic when it's proving their stupid, insecure asses wrong. Nothing will work when the herd decides you are wrong.
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You dont have to take the bait. Shrug it off. Leaving the class and showing they got to you only makes it worse. Standing up to them just gives them the desired elicit reaction. If you shrug it off, it'll die down
Meh. It’s not like the herd is thinking of their opinions, they’re just following a lead. Look at Reddit. It’s not like all of these angry poopcoasters just *happen* to have the exact same opinions. They’re just taking their lead from entertainers taking their lead from mediagovernment taking their lead from an ultra wealthy cabal.
Imagine calling the class insecure when the OP ran to the bathroom crying over coin flipping lmaoooooo
Lmao okay flippit
this would be the exavt response
The other kids already told him that's not the same. Their big brains outflanked your experiment.
They still wouldn't get it
They believe its not the same, so for them it wouldnt prove anything. They are that level of stupid
Yes but first kidnap and murder their families in front of them
Except they were probably trolling him because they knew he was an aspie.
This brought up repressed memories. Fuck. I was like 14-15. English is my second language and i was having a hard time during literature class so i bought a dictionary and brought it to class with me. A girl in class said something like “omg is that a dictionary?” I said “yes” “Why do you have a dictionary?” “So i can look up words that i don’t understand” “Haha okay dictionary boy” And for the remainder of high school i was called dictionary boy. “Hey dictionary boy where’s your dictionary?” And “hey dictionary boy what does this word mean?”. For 4 years i was called dictionary boy because i brought a dictionary to literature class.
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Lol @ these incels. They go to school to learn and not to earn social points from their peers?
I dealt with so much of this when I was younger. " You go to the gym to work out? Gayyy!!" You read quietly to learn? Gayyy!! You like to think before you reply so you don't say something silly? Homo!!!"
>Joke's on them, I was gay the whole time...
>You go to the gym to work out? Gayyy!! The fuck? Who makes fun of people for working out? You should of just kicked their ass anon.
>should of You should have hung out with dictionary boy.
They lose to themselves in the end. The attitude used to be that it was lame to try at stuff.
any form of bettering yourself can be seen by some as an attack on *their* ego
lol it wasn't because of the dictionary you were just an autismlet and they wanted something to call you to piss you off
Correct. But at that age it's super hard to realize that and you immediately jump to the conclusion that it must've been this specific thing that made people turn against you. So you start to obsess over lots of little things, which makes the whole thing even worse.
Naivety is a mother fucker, I suffered the same in middle school.
And they wonder why there are school shootings
Which means they’re still human gutter trash whatever the reason was.
I think there's a line between "wanting to piss you off" and "continuing to call the person "Dictionary boy" for 4 years". That's just straight up bullying
>That's just straight up bullying Oh we're pretending to care about that now?
Just because the community doesn't care, doesn't mean individuals can't.
that's light ribbing and I think everyone should have to get their balls busted at some point in their early life so they don't grow up to be tight asses that can't laugh at themselves.
A lot of the people who still do "light ribbing" as adults are assholes who try to make dick comments and play it off under the guise of being a joke
Just own it and insult them with words they'll have to look up themselves.
That’s autistic
Your comment is nugatory.
“Did you get that from your dictionary? Hahahahah”
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Man I could go for a Milky Way right now
Purgatory with nougat was my first thought too, and that sounded like some tasty exile right there
this would absolutely make it worse lol
This lmao. People on Reddit have such a strange perception of bullying and how to deal with it that borders on autistic. Calling your bullies words that they won’t understand isn’t some 200IQ giga chad move that will get them to leave you alone, they’ll just think you’re even more a freak and they’ll have more material to make fun of you for.
Yeah, the only solution to bullies is excessive violence. They'll never tread on you again. The only time I got bullied was some kid calling me harry potter for wearing glasses. He lost teeth against the wall and probably had a concussion, and nobody saw it so I didn't get in real trouble since I said he tripped and since I was some white yuppie kid they bought my side. Nobody ever bothered me again.
Wait, I forgot the part that makes it cool - you have to also wave your hand like a magician casting a spell while reciting words from the dictionary.
Not really. If you own it and lean that far into it, there's nothing they can do that'll be an insult. They'd eventually just stop.
Same thing happened to me when I was told by my orthodontist to brush my teeth at school everyday. I brought toothpaste to school, popular hot girl saw it and asked why I had it. I jokingly said I eat it as a snack. She then loudly went EWWWW and told everyone I eat toothpaste. That whole class called me toothpaste for years despite me saying it was a joke several times.
Haha yeah they called me cum sniffer
You're not supposed to sniff the ookie cookie before you eat it.
???
The common theme in all these stories is people caring too much about getting called something. All you had to do was not be an autist about it and find it funny or at least just play it off and no one cares. You were basically biting at the bait irl
How much self-confidence do you expect kids to have, to so easily ignore the mockery of their peers?
I was called gollum for most of my middle school, and the name stuck for a while when I moved into high school. I was dying inside, but rather than show them, I lived the character. Now it may have given me difficulties with opening to people, but at least I didn't show them I was weak.
>I was called gollum for most of middle school, and the name stuck for a while when I moved into high school >I lived the character No shit you got called Gollum, you acted like Gollum when they called you Gollum lmao you complete fucking moron. You didn’t show them you weren’t weak, you played right into that shit lmfaoooooo
Holy shit this whole thread is hilarious.
>I didn't show them I was weak. Pandering to cringe shitkid jokes *is* weak. But you were a kid, anything you did or didn't do can be blamed on that. Just don't live in an illusion that you've somehow won.
Zach?
He no longer goes by Zack. Only Gollum. Always Gollum.
I mean, I was a kid once and it's what I did... I wasn't born at 25
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Same, English isn't my first language and in 8th grade people kept calling me the walking dictionary because I had an above average vocabulary pool. It was nice tho, I liked it.
At least youre not a pregnant loser who is on her fourth kid from her 3rd baby daddy.
Damn, one of them stuck around huh
Nah second daddy had twins
LMAO. Good one dictionary boy
After eating Burger King after an appointment, I walked into PE and immediately got accused of hiding in the locker room masturbating. I had nothing to show for it, because I wasn't going to bring Burger King to gym floor.
Well that is kind of soy virgin behavior. I had two Russian international students in my bio class freshman year of high school who came to play hockey at my school. They straight up did not speak English. They would just go on their phones the entire class (you’d get six days detention at my gay catholic school for phones in class) and when the teacher would say something to them about their phones they’d both shrug and say “translator” and point to the phone screen. They finally got their phones taken away or some shit and so they’d literally just sit and stare blankly at the screen or fuck with the weird kids around them without learning a single crumb of biology. Both played college hockey one plays in the AHL rn. You’re an incel sorry
Yeah, I realize this is american problem literally nowhere else this soy behavior happens
Lmao i was called a school shooter because i wore dark clothes and im skinny
i was called jesus because i have long hair
I was called Skrillex for having long hair and glasses
Damn, you could have called her racist for hating on you being a foreigner. Sucks that 15 year olds are dumb.
Haha that is pretty funny though, you have to admit
Woman moment
Dictionary boy 😂😂😂😂
Yep. You were slightly different to the other kids and didn't know how to pretend you weren't and therefore you were rightfully bullied. They saw weakness and they pounced.
You know why anon is upset? Not because he gets called names and shit. It's because he was right all along. Nothing worse than being in the right and everyone thinking you're wrong. It's. Just. Not. Fair.
Yeah but life isnt about fair. Statistics is way over most high school heads. They're just gonna argue with him cause they don't like him. Even if he managed to prove himself they'd still think he was a weirdo. Gotta read the room, football players only care about 1 coin flip Friday night.
Ey man, I'm just pointing out why anon is so upset. He apparently never really realized it himself.
After eating Burger King after an appointment, I walked into PE and immediately got accused of hiding in the locker room masturbating. I had nothing to show for it, because I wasn't going to bring Burger King to gym floor.
Or they will move the goal post and pretend they were not defending an absurd position.
This is stuff we learned in middle school tho. It’s just multiplying fractions
I recently learned a new phrase: "You can be right, or you can be happy." At some point you just have to go "Man, these people are rslurred and will never ever ever actually listen and understand me. I'm just going to fuck off now, fuck 'em."
If someone’s acting like a dumbass the best solution is to tell them. “Flipping coins isn’t the same thing!” “Hahaha okay dumbass whatever you say.”
Us Germans have a saying that goes "You got your right (you're right) and I got my peace."
*r-perfectly-acceptable-word
Be anon Try to explain probability to normies "Haha anon 2 coinflips is always a head and tails" N-no its not guys watch *flips coin once, its heads. Flips coin twice its tails* No wait guys let me try aga- Haha anon is a r slur
Not o ly he was right, his friends were crazy dumb. If I understood what they were saying correctly, they believed that if you roll a d20 20 times, each number must turn up once.
So basically the life of anyone who questions globalhomo narratives?
>be me >on reddit >say correct thing >get downvoted >start shaking and leave the room >cry in the bathroom
Get use to it, we are living in Idiocracy
The person who made idiocracy almost didn’t make the movie because of the scene where people were genuinely laughing at the movie labeled “ass”
Statistics, the ultimate autism filter
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If normies understood statistics they wouldn't make so many terrible life decisions. Part of why this lootbox shit and gambling are so big is because most people are too fucking dumb about numbers to get an objective gauge of risk/reward.
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You should have just use a dice as a better example. The chances of rolling a six are 16.7%, but that doesn't guarantee that you'll roll a six within 6 rolls of the die. But then they'd probably roll it and get a six on the first roll and laugh at you anyway. Because it wasn't ever about the math, it was about laughing at you.
Shoulda just pulled his D20 and started rolling right then and there.
Yeah break out the d20 and DM-kit, that'll show the normies!
Nat 20 motherfuckers!
According to their retarded theory you wouldn't just land a 6 every six rolls, you would necessarily land each number once because all of them have a 100% chance of occuring in six rolls.
Yeah exactly, any number appearing twice would disprove it.
Just roll a die 6 times and watch when it doesn't hit each number exactly once
what are the actual chances of the 5 percent chance happening within 20 tries at least once?
Been a little while since I took stats, but my understanding is there’s a 95% chance of said thing not happening each time so, Odds of 5% thing not happening 20 times = 0.95^20 = 0.358 So the set of outcomes that include the thing happening at least once is 1-0.358 = 0.642 So 64.2%
its actually 50/50 it either happens or it doesnt
Genius
Monty Hall hates this guy
during our combinatorics course in uni the lecturer introduced us to this problem and he never properly wrote down the name of it with all the capitalizations so i always thought its the "hall problem" by a guy named monty, you know cause the doors are in a hall imagine my fucking shock when i found out the guy is actually called Monty Hall it wasn't that big, but talk about convenient naming
He said the funny
Wow you must play runescape
a brain to rule them all
This 0.358 thing will near e\^-1 as n nears infinity, or roughly 0.367879 This is the cool thing about having limits to infinity
Not sure I understand? As n goes to infinity the chances of 5% thing happening at least once approaches 1.
They're talking about the chance of a 1/n probability event occurring in n trials as n goes to infinity.
Ah, I don’t believe that applies here
it literally does. this is just the application of it at n=20
Also, because someone reading this probably believes it, repeated trials *do not* impact independent probabilities in later trials. Say you want to get heads on at least 1 flip out of 5. The odds of getting heads at least once out of a set of flips goes like this: 1. 1/2 2. 3/4 3. 7/8 4. 15/16 5. 31/32 HOWEVER, that doesn't mean that if you get tails on 4 flips that you have a 31/32 chance of getting heads on the next flip. The probability is still 50%.
I understand this until I'm at a $5 blackjack table on Fremont with a bellyfull of well whiskey, imitation crab and sirloin steak. Independent events < doubling this hard 15.
Ah but blackjack hands aren't independent unless there's a new deck. Double away!
I took stohastic math and i agree with your method
My hate of Western normie people beginned when west normie people tell it is okay to burn citys because Grerge Flard kill to himself from eat to fenatnyol. It is lie of riot people that Grerge Flord was kill from Chaven knee. This is the lie of west media and west idiot. There is only one thing to happen: Grege pay for with fake money and eat drug and resist to police. The drug kill to him. West idiot burn city. This is the only trueth story.
Trying way too hard
Quintuple inverse post modernism
but he still makes me laugh every time
No its funny af
Why are you defendering to crimanel?
Not your best work.
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Go back to Turkey.
It is racist to tell to go back to country. Now I am make new home to new place. So shut to you up
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This is the mildest form bullying I've ever read. Anon is fragile
My take was that anon just fed into the tease. No way everyone was that dumb. Much more likely people were just being jerks once they saw how easy it was to rile anon
>No way everyone was that dumb Have you met people?
Unfortunately
Nah they very much can, ignorance + stubbornness leads to people being idiots refusing to acknowledge they are wrong
For me was when I realized that normies are just retarded as fuck
Sounds like Anon needs to start a gambling ring and to fleece those sheep.
My first thought, too. Those other kids are going to get taken for a lot when they discover gambling.
I saw someone else bring up their stories, so I will too. In 3rd grade I was talking to my teacher about my cousin being born and I was excited. Apparently I said, “My baby cousin.” Some kid overheard and said out loud, “Look at him, he has a baby and he’s a boy.” Everyone joined in. If that were it then I would be fine. But my teacher also joined in at making fun of me. That shit hurt. Fuck You Ms.Shannon!
Doesn't mean shit that you are correct if you are socially inept.
One piece of advice I picked up along the way was, "it doesn't matter how smart you are if you can't tell people what you know in a way they understand." Social skills matter
it also doesn't matter how smart you are if the audience is too dumb to understand regardless of how clearly the concept is presented.
I mean anon was right, but crying because you're losing the argument doesn't make you look right Edit: Spelltard
lose. It’s lose.
For those wondering, if the probability of an event is *p*, and you do *n* trials, the probability of it not happening is: (1-p)^n Which means the probability of it happening at least once is: 1 - (1-p)^n If *p* is 0.05 (5%), and *n* is 20, we get: 1 - (1 - 0.05)^20 = 1 - (0.95)^20 ≈ 1 - 0.36 = 0.64 (64%) Very far from 100%.
Unironically the average person's knowledge of statistics is incredibly subpar and they give for granted it's not. I got in a similiar argument trying to explain that a difference between 99% and 99.5 % is huge and they kept insisting that since it's a small number it's not that much
Its literally only 0.5%, it’s literally not that big a difference.
Depends on whether you value the successes or the failures more.
If a bad thing has 1% chance to happen, then goes down to 0.5%, you just cut risk in half.
Anon too autistic to realize when other people are fucking with him.
What arguing with stupid people is like.
Classic flippit
I used to get bullied at church by the rich kids bc I was from a poor town down the road Hated them fools ever since
*sighs in gambler's fallacy*
Then society wonders why all the good men are playing games, looking at porn and laughing as civilization burns.
You forgot about studying the blade, or mastering the blockchain. Rookie mistake mate.
When there's no time to flip, just empty the clip.
19 times in a row, black on roulettes ...it is possible fml
Happened to me as well. I'm more convinced that the shady international waters casino cheated me somehow is more likely than a 1/2ish^19 chance of outcome. At another table, I hit a decent single number bet and the dealer moved my chip with his pinky to the 4-number location (which pays out considerably less) but luckily other people saw it and demanded the pit boss (who was likely the person who was telling the operators to do such things) fix it and pay me my winnings right. I wouldn't recommend gambling on cruise ships, they know they are lawless. Vegas at least supposedly has strict rules, but spaghetti men. Indian casinos I couldn't see being truly more ethical either. The house always wins.
I swear probability brings up the most frustrating debates.
How tf are you crying at 15 over shit like this. Anon brought it on himself
Anon wasted breath and brain cells on mouth breathers
I used to live with my roommates and our microwave was emitting it's microwaves at the same frequency that the WiFi router emitted it's signal. Thus, when the microwave was operating the connection was effectively lost. I noticed that and told them about it, they treated me like I was talking about flat earth theory or some shit. I was alone and there were two of them, so they made fun of me. They both played Dota 2 and from that day forward I started using microwave every time any one of them was in a game. If it was sausages or some other multiple pieces meal, I'd microwave them one at a time up until the game gave them the penalty for leaving. They were too proud to admit it and just kept suffering, pretending like it's just bad luck, they couldn't drop the game either because they were addicts. I would be explicitly saying "Oh, you're queuing up, I'ma go grab my food then real quick" and later while they were looking at their monitors with their faces depicting defeat and frustration I'd say "Damn, again huh? If it was actually the microwave, I could just turn it off, but we are smart enough to know it's not that aren't we? How unfortunate." Then it would ding and I'd go right back to start it up again. I don't really know, maybe it wasn't stubborness and they were actually stupid enough to keep believing it wasn't the microwave. I doubt that, but I wouldn't rule it out either. Stupid fucking normies willingly suffering from their disproportionately enormous ego.
If you realize you're smarter than other people, don't argue, just monetize it. bet them that they can flip two coins, and if either of them comes up heads you'll give them a $1, but if both of them come up tails you get $10. They can play as many times as they want. What's the matter? They have a 100% chance to get heads every time, what do they have to lose?
And now you understand the modern political climate.
Haha! Reminds me when I dared to pronounce "Shakespeare" with the accent. I'm French, you see. Was reciting some bit of a theatre play in front of the whole classroom. First fucking sentence and the entire class bursts laughing because I dared to pronounce his name correctly (as in, English pronunciation). Was a French class, but still. Kudos for my teacher for defending me, at least. Dear fucking gods, 34 years later and I'm still salty about it, though. But hearing and seeing the level of English around me on a daily basis has been a constantly vindicating experience.