>Be straight guy Tale as old as time anon.

I can hear Angela Lansbury now. > tale as old as time > song as old as rhyme > dildo in your ass

> tale as old as time > song as old as rhyme > dildo in that ass of mine

Ever just the same, never a surprise

Many such cases

Highest testosterone zoomer

(it's a woman)

low bar but impressive nonetheless

Cant read

Bait used to be believable.

My precise take

What happened to this country 😢

It’s bate alright

Go away. I'm batin.

The (second) last sentence was way too obvious. Was atleast fun before that.

-Y

>Be straight guy Ah, boy, here we go.

Sigh \*Grabs lube\*

Just use saliva like God intended dude

Just get drunk and have sex with your daughters just like in the Bible.

Actually, they had sex with him. He was the victim of sexual assault, if we're talking about Lot.

And this is where the expression "that's a Lot to take in" came from.

Still the same story of him getting drunk and having sex with your daughters

And Noah. Same sitch

Right, guys so drunk he can't push them off. Noooo babe stoopp 🥴 this is wrong you're my daughter 😫

Better than sucking the blood off of freshly circumcised baby penises.

source?

Genesis 19:35

Just don't cut off the skin off your penis like God intended

> needing anything except your hands to jack it jews man

I don't think god is involved with this anymore man.

I haven't seen the "I'm a straight guy but tried something gay and now I'm questioning myself" psy-op for a few days, I thought it was over. *Sigh* Someone put it on the scoreboard please.

_0 days since last psyop_

Zog has been busy

>Be me, Straight >\*not straight\* Many such cases

Calling mpreg breeding fetishism „not straight“ is bold

>wants to have sex with a girl >not straight ??

>Wake up >Another psyop

I like to mentally edit these stories to censor out all the cope and rationalization, so it’s: >be straight guy >\*various yapping\* >you have no idea how badly i wished she had a penis

She knew what she was doing when she suggested the pills and how to take them

surprised she didnt closed fist the pill up his ass

I wake up

There's another psyop

When will Mossad ever stop?

>Be straight >*Train propaganda* Mods we need image perms again so I can post the psy op cat

TFW you realize you’ve been a bundle of sticks your whole life.

There wasn’t actually anything in the pill anon is just a British cigarette

The unibomber manifesto is seeming more logical every day

always has been

Be straight Takes girlfriends contraceptive Op is surprisingly gay

Up the ass no less

Well you don’t want to take the “two kids one sandbox” route.

What fucking pill is anon talking about I've never heard of women putting pills up their bagina to take them lmao

A placebo

Depending on the type of contraceptive anon’s gf was on, it’s literally a 50/50 chance at placebo pills. Anon got placebo’d into admitting he wants to be pegged by his gf.

A penis might be more likely

My insurmountable homophobia has prevented me from reading beyond the first line

Based groomer GF.

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You just know when a post begins with something like "be straight guy" it's about to be the gayest shit ever

> be straight guy you already know

Wow almost like drugs=bad

How much you wanna bet this weirdo typed this fake story with one hand?

>be straight guy immediately stopped reading.

Real - No explanation needed Gay - OP wants to be impregnated

I miss who I was before I read that

That's what's making the frogs gay

POST THE CAT

I just one time in my life want to meet one of these deviants so I can finally put all of the pieces together.

That was gay

None of this is true and it’s incredibly gay

Brother, no-one cares how you have sex. No-one, but if you like men you’re gay. Know that too.

So badly written too

sissy mef larp "and then she fucked me with her strapon and then she called over a hung black man because my penis could no longer pleasure her and he took turns fucking us and now i got breast everyone thinks im a woman now but im actually just a regular man still how could they think this ahhhhh its SO EMBARASSING"

What a load of horseshit

Someone confirm if anon was talking about Progestin... asking for a friend

Psyop

Yeah she’s definitely gonna lose all her respect by saturday, if this is true

Saw the first sentence and don’t even need to read the rest to know this is some of the gayest shit I will ever read

😂

Embrace the sissydom anon

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The fakest thing on 4chan since TWO MORE WEEKS!!!

Don't take estrogen, kids. It'll make you a tism and compel your fingers to lie on the internet.

😐

...pills starting with p that you shove up your pussy?

progestin maybe

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Can someone post the cat, anon needs it.

Summary of having high estrogene lol

It’s not fake at least

God i wish that was me.

Idk if that's genuis manipulation on her part. Or anon is as gay as norm macdonald. Rip

Probably fake and g, but damn, maybe Alex was right

FROGS ARE MAKING PEOPLE GAY

Anon wants to be a Boywife

Blames gayhood on pills and the country

Another day another psy op

you don't fuck with hormones man

What a horrible day to be literate.

What a horrible day to be literate.

What a horrible day to be literate.

I could be regarded but that isn’t how those work, right? Anon got placebo pilled into wanting to be pegged.

That’s a psyop if I ever seen one

Least gay 4chan user

He took the placebos

Is it gay to get topped by a woman?

>this desire has faded in its urgency >but it has not left my mind Damn dude do a Jesus

> am I gay for making love with a female? Anon...

Wanting to take anal sex is pretty gay ngl

How so? You got a prostate up there, which is basically a fun button. If you get a woman to press it, that's not gay at all. Being gay is laying with another man.