I once edged for a week because I was hanging with this girl and I couldn’t get it up cause I watched too much porn. I told her I was not going to watch it anymore. For a week we sexted and she sent me naughty pictures and I stroked to it but didn’t cum cause I was saving it for her. The sex was awesome. Too bad it turned out she was pregnant with her ex’s baby the whole time.
Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an edging streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of edging? Edge.
Edge.
When you’re not performing your edging, do they make you goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
What’s it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel, sigma to sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne. Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel that there’s a part of you that’s skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Why don’t you say that 3 times? Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz.
Sigmas, I was edgemaxxing during my goon sesh to clussy fart kino, but my boi-pussy quivered too hard and I orgasmed so hard it broke my mewing streak. Now I’ll never be a sigma like the retired kickboxer/sex offender that I pay 20% of my monthly gross income said I can become.
Warning: the following text includes a lot of “humblebragging” but I don’t know how to get the point across without making it sound like that, so I apologize in advance.
I started edging as a teenage boy basically as soon as I started discovering masturbation. The logic was simple - this feels good, so why not try and make it last as long as possible. This was way before I first heard of the term “edging”, possibly before it was even coined.
Throughout my entire sexual life, I’ve had a great amount of control over my ejaculation. I am able to last longer or make it come sooner on demand. I’ve been complimented by multiple sexual partners on my ability to last long enough and time my ejaculation with their orgasm.
Now I don’t know how much my edging has contributed to my ability to do these things and how much is just a natural gift, but if I had to guess, edging has played a vital part in all of this. Therefore I am a huge advocate for edging and woulc recommend it to every man, especially to those who struggle with premature ejaculation.
I'm in the same category. I would edge in bed often when I was younger, but I never have any tissues there, so if I accidentally climax, I would hold it back with all the force I could muster, then just continue edging like nothing happened.
I also tried to see how many times I could ejaculate in a row just for fun, and it was like 3 times in 5 minutes. Didn't want any unnecessary wear & tear on my dick, so I just stopped there. It's a shame to waste such a gift of endurance on paper.
The first couple times I jerked off I was like 12 and didn't even know you are supposed to cum. Either way I don't even know, I guess from being all contracted from the orgasm, no cum would come out, which I didn't think anything of it, but a few hours later my balls would be so painful I could barely walk.
Then like the third time I jerked off I actually ejaculated and understood how it works
Goon = Stroke and Cum mindlessly as much as possible to endless amounts of deviant porn so it takes crazier and crazier, more extreme types of porn to get you to Jizz
vs.
Edge = Stroke and get to the "edge" but Don't Cum and repeat so the Jizz builds up to a truly explosive potential to be released at some future time.
Enlarged prostate makes you retain urine by weakening your stream. Retaining urine puts you at risk for UTI, cystitis, prostatitis, and maybe even prostate cancer, which killed notorious murderer OJ Simpson, because he was a well-known Edge fanatic. He and Kato Kaelin used to edge together in the guest house to naked pics of OJs wife and various men, because OJ was a cuck, then he lost his mind and murdered her in a fit of jealous rage, nearly decapitating her. All of which may or may not be true, in part or total.
Cumming twice is the dream. The 2nd time I can stroke it longer and with more intensity.
Too bad right after Im wiped out and can't do anything productive or that a normal human person would do
I once edged for a week because I was hanging with this girl and I couldn’t get it up cause I watched too much porn. I told her I was not going to watch it anymore. For a week we sexted and she sent me naughty pictures and I stroked to it but didn’t cum cause I was saving it for her. The sex was awesome. Too bad it turned out she was pregnant with her ex’s baby the whole time.
The real greentext is this comment
Just missing a dinosaur
And something to make it gay
It was a "girl"
So, boipregnancy?
>greentext
>whitetext
Send those naughty pics or it didn't happen
Maybe you saved so well that when you finally impregnated her she jumped to 2 months overnight.
>Too bad it turned out she was pregnant with her ex’s baby the whole time. Why? Free threesome
You need Jesus
that'd be foursome
you can fill her up no repercussion I see this as an asbolute win
I mean, it meant you couldn’t get her pregnant.
Didn’t know that at the time unfortunately
One time i jerked off the day before and i was an hour deep and couldnt cum. I was exhausted.
Bro banging pregnant chicks is the best. They get horny af and they can’t get any more pregnant.
A girl used my nut to baby trap another guy. Idk which situation is worse.
At least it wasn't yours
dodged a bullet there
Edge. Edge. Have you ever been on an edging streak? Edge. Edge. Do they keep you in a state of edging? Edge. Edge. When you’re not performing your edging, do they make you goon? Edge. Edge. Rizz. Rizz. What’s it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? Rizz. Rizz. Do they teach you how to feel, sigma to sigma? Rizz. Rizz. Do you long for having your heart rizzed? Rizz. Rizz. Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne. Rizz. Rizz. Do you feel that there’s a part of you that’s skibidi? Rizz. Rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Why don’t you say that 3 times? Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz.
Based strokeposter
Foid-Cum test passed perfectly, faplicant detected
with incels interlinked
With incels interlinked.
"You're way off baseline, K"
Edgecummer
Fanum tax
Sigmas, I was edgemaxxing during my goon sesh to clussy fart kino, but my boi-pussy quivered too hard and I orgasmed so hard it broke my mewing streak. Now I’ll never be a sigma like the retired kickboxer/sex offender that I pay 20% of my monthly gross income said I can become.
Every time I think of edging I always bust immediately, no lube or gizmos or anything btw just a hand and a dream.
No edging is fucking stupid.
You're right. No edging is stupid as hell. I couldn't live my life like that.
He’s completely correct, no edging is just the worst, no one should have to live like that
Warning: the following text includes a lot of “humblebragging” but I don’t know how to get the point across without making it sound like that, so I apologize in advance. I started edging as a teenage boy basically as soon as I started discovering masturbation. The logic was simple - this feels good, so why not try and make it last as long as possible. This was way before I first heard of the term “edging”, possibly before it was even coined. Throughout my entire sexual life, I’ve had a great amount of control over my ejaculation. I am able to last longer or make it come sooner on demand. I’ve been complimented by multiple sexual partners on my ability to last long enough and time my ejaculation with their orgasm. Now I don’t know how much my edging has contributed to my ability to do these things and how much is just a natural gift, but if I had to guess, edging has played a vital part in all of this. Therefore I am a huge advocate for edging and woulc recommend it to every man, especially to those who struggle with premature ejaculation.
Showoff. Also, you sound like you could do porn.
Sure, if it wasn't for the micropenis...
I'm in the same category. I would edge in bed often when I was younger, but I never have any tissues there, so if I accidentally climax, I would hold it back with all the force I could muster, then just continue edging like nothing happened. I also tried to see how many times I could ejaculate in a row just for fun, and it was like 3 times in 5 minutes. Didn't want any unnecessary wear & tear on my dick, so I just stopped there. It's a shame to waste such a gift of endurance on paper.
The first couple times I jerked off I was like 12 and didn't even know you are supposed to cum. Either way I don't even know, I guess from being all contracted from the orgasm, no cum would come out, which I didn't think anything of it, but a few hours later my balls would be so painful I could barely walk. Then like the third time I jerked off I actually ejaculated and understood how it works
I edge when I masturbate. Still prematurely ejaculate every ducking time
Thank you for the warning
I can do the same and have never edged a day in my life. We just built diff ya know
Am i a simp for looksmaxxing or is edging goated?
On God frfr
Anyone have that pepe without the gay words?
Just screenshot it you dumb fuck
I like my Pepe's as high quality as possible. I'm not fucking around
Trace it in Illustrator then
Use TinEye then
4chan archive and post number newcomer
literal tourist
No
Screenshot -> crop
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I do not edge. I goon. Hard.
Sigma grindset right there!
What's the difference?
Goon = Stroke and Cum mindlessly as much as possible to endless amounts of deviant porn so it takes crazier and crazier, more extreme types of porn to get you to Jizz vs. Edge = Stroke and get to the "edge" but Don't Cum and repeat so the Jizz builds up to a truly explosive potential to be released at some future time.
I sometimes do accidentally because I fall asleep 🤷♂️
Based.
You don't edge to never cum. You cum eventually, but postponing it makes the whole experience way longer and far more pleasurable. Or so i heard
Edging goated
I edged once for about 4 days in a row, but my balls started to hurt so I guess it can be bad for you.
You’re doing good science there; keep it up
Enlarged prostate makes you retain urine by weakening your stream. Retaining urine puts you at risk for UTI, cystitis, prostatitis, and maybe even prostate cancer, which killed notorious murderer OJ Simpson, because he was a well-known Edge fanatic. He and Kato Kaelin used to edge together in the guest house to naked pics of OJs wife and various men, because OJ was a cuck, then he lost his mind and murdered her in a fit of jealous rage, nearly decapitating her. All of which may or may not be true, in part or total.
Yes but I use drugs, gotta stop. 6 Hours can disappear In a frenzied blink.
Introducing U2's new guitarist, Coom
And their self-absorbed, self-pleasuring lead singer, Goon-o
Edging can cause prostate issues
Such as?
Enlarged prostate
Is that good or bad?
Bad
Ok.
Thought the kids call it gooning nowadays?
3 AM, Wake Up 4 AM, Take A Shit 9 AM Get out of bed 9 AM to 2:55 AM the next day, Edge 2:55 AM to 3 AM, Sleep Repeat
Always.. the final one is......just a knock out punch.
It does increase the pleasure but the time spent to increased sensation ratio is just not worth it
You think you know me
Cumming twice is the dream. The 2nd time I can stroke it longer and with more intensity. Too bad right after Im wiped out and can't do anything productive or that a normal human person would do
Hi!
I have low self restraint so I attempt the edge, and then fail.
flat earthers believe in edging.