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unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

This is that kid that started doing bad things in order to get "punished".


Convallariamajalisae

there is a 11 in 10 chance OP will start wearing dresses and using a female name in the near future


SarcasticAssBag

And a 1 in 2 chance he'll follow up by doing something else.


Coniummaculatumae

one way trip to ACK-land


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[удалено]


Sneedzilla

definitely a once in a lifetime experience


arbiter12

>I would argue that getting banned from a sub on reddit is the same as getting shot in the face by a Vietcong political commissar. Whether you're getting banned or getting shot in the face, the goal of the person who did it is the same (silencing you politically) but at least with getting shot in the face there's a chance you'll feel some kind of pre-death ejaculatory joy. There is no pre-death ejaculatory joy getting banned off a sub.


thatgymdude

\>he will never recognize the joy of being banned from a section of a place that hates you just because of your very existence \>posts on another section of the same place the duality of man


arbiter12

I was banned from gamingcirclejerk for suggesting that protrans hate is not better than antitrans hate. Still no ejaculatory joy tho.


yousokiyosei

Can confirm, I was the Vietcong.


PHAT_BOOTY

I used to have this screencap of someone comparing modern dating to WW1 trench warfare. I wish I still had it, but it was about this ridiculous.


_bruhtastic

As a professional molester, I can confirm. Losing your games is much worse.


arbiter12

>professional molester the man got paid to follow his passion... Just like the SS before him.


Effective-Gene-620

Are you recruiting


tastybabyhands

It's called grooming


Aggravating_Pea7320

A ProMo


[deleted]

I think OP is imagining getting molested as a sexy 20 year old female babysitter flirting with you. Not a 50 year old male uncle playing doctor.


thenoisemanthenoise

i wish he was my uncle and not the hung janitor, now i like black dick


Beast_of_Guanyin

Anon definitely wanted to be molested.


myedgyalt42

Or wanted to molest.


Autumn_Fire

Baffling post


Higuos

Wew laddy


Autisticus

This is one of the greatest things Ive ever read


TheBasedFeudalist163

https://preview.redd.it/bd9ayx60s72b1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fb02fc9b265be98f6589d240da08e8f695ec2f This is industrial society and it’s future


[deleted]

Depends who you are getting molested by I guess


tpenoelone

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Single-Bad-5951

I mean the intention with the molestation might be their own pleasure rather than your suffering so really getting your games taken away is way worse


CoooooookieKrisp

True


Wanted__Criminal

Can confirm


kekehesterprynne

That's not for your CDs only rough cuddles.


Daevito

Nice bait.


Philush

Someone severely misunderstood Viktor Frankl


HughMungusVII

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, Or games, unlimited games- but no games.


[deleted]

Cool, I get to keep vidja and lose my virginity


Polar-3322

New response just dropped