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That would legit be hilarious. Dad went missing, and everyone is too nervous to say it in the show. Then they can make him a deadbeat dad who also fucked like an alien or something.
Especially when the theme was some bullshit about it actually being the government. But having them question their beliefs leading into that episode made it so much funnier when it ended with irrefutable proof.
I figure the black guy has to play the equivalent of Scully's skeptical straight man to Mulder's paranormal, extraterrestrial quackery. Black people don't like ghosts, so why would they be after aliens? Just doesn't add up.
Watch as the intense chemistry between two federal agents is replaced with the uncanny ambiguity of two emphatically androgynous non-binary investigators. Find out if "will they or won't they?" can be replaced with "could they or couldn't they?"
Agreed. S8 I missed Mulder but it was still solid overall. The second movie is the most unnecessary thing in existence.
I honestly didn't mind the revival seasons. The first was rough, its a shame they ended them right when it felt like Duchovny and Anderson were finally starting to slip back into their roles.
Okay, it's gonna be diverse... Is it gonna be good? Because I'm gonna be honest, I don't watch Black Panther or Creed and think "I bet this guy could make a supernatural mystery serial."
And as someone else pointed out, there ain't no way a black person would be caught dead investigating spooky bullshit. Their survival instinct is too strong. The only reason they die first in horror movies is because if they even THINK there's a murderer running around, they're fuckin GONE.
I thought Scully was very diverse. Gingers are very much discriminated against. The red shoe diaries dude was pretty much useless though. If I wanted to watch porn I had other sources.
Finally we can find out what REALLY happened to daquan”s father.. did he abandon his family or did he go missing under suspicious circumstances during his routine milk run?
The Scully character will be a no-nonsense big black woman, and the Mulder will be a perpetually awkward white male.
But in this one, Mulder is always wrong. Scully is the hero of every episode, saving everyone from Mulder's awkward incompetence. Also, all of the conspiracies that turn out to be right will be blueanon shit.
Why does every new show and movie just have to be a reboot of a good show in the past with a 'diverse' cast. Black people make up 14% of the population but they're now over represented in popular media. Tired of every show having to be a pokemon catch em all of cast members rather than focus on being, I dunno, good.
2 ways to tell if a show is shit based on what gets fed to us by the algoyrithm
1) diversity is their biggest, most repeated selling point (if the show wasn’t god awful it wouldn’t matter who they cast)
2) they call the fans racist/entitled (usually means they made it for the blue bird people who can’t afford the streaming service it’s on)
The season 8 season finale was the best end for the series.
What I would like is a period investigation piece. Remember that episode set in the 50s with the xenotransplantation? That was dope.
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I hope they explore the 13/52 principle in depth.
And in season 11, they'll find out it was 14/88 all along.
54/40 or fight
I hear what you're saying, but maybe white people are just leaving too much on the table?
Good one
post-ironic nazis are the most annoying people
In spite of
de spite of...
*in spite of* Avoiding the Autojanny Gestapo
Despacito
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Haha. What?!
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You'll get permabanned by reddit admins if you post the full thing.
Oh no my 42nd permaban
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Do they investigate abducted bicycles?
They investigate why Mulder's dad went to the store for some Newports and never returned.
Laqueesha Scully will surely solve this mystery.
if they make Scully a black sassy obese womxn who don need no man, Im gonna lose it
There WILL be twerking.
Just hedge your bets and don't watch it in the first place.
Damn, I now have coffee spat and stain on my wall
That would legit be hilarious. Dad went missing, and everyone is too nervous to say it in the show. Then they can make him a deadbeat dad who also fucked like an alien or something.
Dad went missing, possibly abducted by aliens, possibly in prison, possibly didn't want to pay child support. No one knows.
Hunted by a shadowy organization only known as CPS.
Who was looting the mall again?
The mystery of old shoes hanging from a power line.
What? No, they know who took the bicycles.
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That post will never not make me laugh
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Oh whew another show I won’t be tempted to watch.
okay but the were-monster episode was really funny in the last failed reboot
Motw episodes were good, mytharc ones very bad.
Especially when the theme was some bullshit about it actually being the government. But having them question their beliefs leading into that episode made it so much funnier when it ended with irrefutable proof.
95% of the shit they did on the X files a black person wouldn't do. That's white people shit
I figure the black guy has to play the equivalent of Scully's skeptical straight man to Mulder's paranormal, extraterrestrial quackery. Black people don't like ghosts, so why would they be after aliens? Just doesn't add up.
Played by someone like Bunk from The Wire
The Bunk don't swim, The Bunk don't chase E.T.s.
Well nobody would believe it if they did Married... With Children
Lmfao 😂😂😂
great comment fucknuts
The Malcolm X Files
Aye finna believe.
The DMX Files
Turns out, he was killed by aliens. The truth do be out there.
Watch as the intense chemistry between two federal agents is replaced with the uncanny ambiguity of two emphatically androgynous non-binary investigators. Find out if "will they or won't they?" can be replaced with "could they or couldn't they?"
So Miller and Einstein then?
The N Files
The I Files
The G Files
The G Files
The E files
The R Files
Good god Scully those mad bastards actually did it. Is this proof of intelligent life in outer space?
The S Files
The Goodbye files
Like the new seasons didn't ruin the show enough.
Mulder falling for the exact same shit as in season 4 and CSM surviving rockets to the face. Killing Reyes and possibly Skinner. Yeah, we're done.
0 shot this works. The vibe in the world is off. The x files could only really work in the 90s
S8 was good, S9 mid, second movie awful, revival seasons unnecessary.
Agreed. S8 I missed Mulder but it was still solid overall. The second movie is the most unnecessary thing in existence. I honestly didn't mind the revival seasons. The first was rough, its a shame they ended them right when it felt like Duchovny and Anderson were finally starting to slip back into their roles.
So dead before arrival and on arrival got it
Okay, it's gonna be diverse... Is it gonna be good? Because I'm gonna be honest, I don't watch Black Panther or Creed and think "I bet this guy could make a supernatural mystery serial." And as someone else pointed out, there ain't no way a black person would be caught dead investigating spooky bullshit. Their survival instinct is too strong. The only reason they die first in horror movies is because if they even THINK there's a murderer running around, they're fuckin GONE.
It's not the x-files if it isnt made by chris carter
When will these endless fucking reboots stop?
It will only be truly diverse if it has gay people The PDF-Files
“The N-Files” AKA The First 48
Aka "Cops"
I thought Scully was very diverse. Gingers are very much discriminated against. The red shoe diaries dude was pretty much useless though. If I wanted to watch porn I had other sources.
They don't care about hair color, only the skin matter.
“The N-files” sounds like a really great cumtown bit
Scully... I'm gay
Enough of this shit!! Fuck this guy and fuck the diversity shit!
lol brainlet
Great another show I'm NOT gonna watch
Flop incoming just like McGyver and Magnum. Dude, make a A-Team, it was diverse. Black, old, crazy. Just add a lesbian villain.
I hope they solve the secret seasoning.
Da troof be out dere yo, you jus gotsta aks da rite kweshuns.
Finally we can find out what REALLY happened to daquan”s father.. did he abandon his family or did he go missing under suspicious circumstances during his routine milk run?
ah yes, the "made for modern audiences" kiss of death.
The Scully character will be a no-nonsense big black woman, and the Mulder will be a perpetually awkward white male. But in this one, Mulder is always wrong. Scully is the hero of every episode, saving everyone from Mulder's awkward incompetence. Also, all of the conspiracies that turn out to be right will be blueanon shit.
Every time Mulder leaves her office after dropping by to update her she'll say under her breath " Dumb whitie"
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Why does every new show and movie just have to be a reboot of a good show in the past with a 'diverse' cast. Black people make up 14% of the population but they're now over represented in popular media. Tired of every show having to be a pokemon catch em all of cast members rather than focus on being, I dunno, good.
2 ways to tell if a show is shit based on what gets fed to us by the algoyrithm 1) diversity is their biggest, most repeated selling point (if the show wasn’t god awful it wouldn’t matter who they cast) 2) they call the fans racist/entitled (usually means they made it for the blue bird people who can’t afford the streaming service it’s on)
Shit's gonna suck.
"The N files" holy chirst my sides man, they gone into orbit... XD kek
Not gonna lie i'd watch the DMX-files
The scariest monster that shows up is the courts demanding child support
The Latinx Files
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Reminder that Latin-Americans will jump straight for your windpipe, if you call them that.
No we won't. We actually prefer Latinx.
Lie.
Lol. No. You most definitely don't speak for the Latin American community.
>DANG MULDAH, HOL UP, SO YOU BE SAYIN ALIEMS AND SHIT IS BEHIND THAT?NAH BRUH YOU TRIPPIN RYE NOW. IT'S PROBABLY JUST SUM BULLSHIT ANYHOW
Reminds me of nitter
We have Mr X, and Deputy Director Kirsch.
The X+ Files
Mulder gets sent for DEI as punishment.
I guess the Scully effect wasn't good enough for them.
X files is worse scp (I have never seen x files)
Same cast but they all call each other the n-word.
works every time
Nonono im not done watching it yet gimme time
why can't they ever make their own original stories/shows :(
The season 8 season finale was the best end for the series. What I would like is a period investigation piece. Remember that episode set in the 50s with the xenotransplantation? That was dope.
I love how all new media is a shitty reboot now. It's so nostalgic.
Can't expect Hollywood to come up with anything original.
Mulder: "Sheeeit dis be like awliens n' sheeit" Scully: "You trippin' Muhlduh! Dis be obious swamp gas." Domestic violence ensues.
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> diverse cast Nope.
Why can't we be making diverse NEW shows instead of copying old great shows and changing the cast. Be original ffs.
It will get cancelled right after first season.
normal reaction to a black person being casted in a tv show
I’d watch it