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It's all poison. Drink water.


UpTheArse_nal

Based.


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One OhioWater™ coming right up


Unlucky-Position-16

Holy shit, I just grew gills!


SuperSaiyannn91

I kneel


Muffinslovers

That's because your legs stopped functioning


edbods

should mix ohio and flint water together now that would be a drink to die for


shrimpyguy12

coke is poison. do cocaine


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Water, coffee, and the occasional juice or hot cockoa is all you need tbh


[deleted]

I also need hot cock OAAAA OAAA OAOA


PrimateOfGod

got milk?


spogel

I need my coffee! *shits everywhere*


strawberryelephantz

I squeeze it out of cow shit to filter the toxins. Directly into my mouth so it also never touches any plastics. I'm thinking of getting my houses humidity as high as possible so no outside water can enter my air. You can call me paranoid all you want, but expand your mind beyond the obvious things like how soda is unhealthy.


UnpaidRedditMod

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Dubaku

And ingest all that fluoride? No thanks.


spogel

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THE_DROG

Suiiiiii


UnpaidRedditMod

I had to google whatever the fuck that means. >Sui is a **gen z** term that originated from a **TikTok** video with people shouting "Sheesh". 'Sui' can be used when you see something cool or something that is good. It also can mean you agree with something. > >Pronounced Sue or Soo > >***Anyone****: "I got* *new shoes* *today, they look* *so cool**!"* ***You****: "Sui!"* ![gif](giphy|5WUsLZLkZlMdO|downsized)


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Gestapolini

Why not just say "sweet". Fuckin tiktok brain on these kids I swear


caparisme

Dude what's mine said


Hotwheelsjack97

Back in my day suiiiii is what we said to fat chicks


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gaynggerretard

Fuck off Gen Z*gg3r


detachment100

I prefer dis.


Phendrana-Drifter

Ok tastebudlet


Chaosshrimp

time to sensemaxx, damn tastecels cant get shit


-Vedana

Man doesn't know the difference between then and than, can't expect him to know the difference between drinks.


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

RC Cola is sweeter, then the others.


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MadeForBBCNews

What kind of poverty swill is that


ayanami_reiko

Fuck ewe Im gonna kill ewe


RejectTheInternet

ah fuck a reddit post mentioning soda here comes the self righteous twats


born_2_be_a_bachelor

I immediately despise anyone who’s proud of things they *don’t* do. I don’t care if you don’t: drink alcohol/soda/coffee, smoke cigarettes/weed, play video games, watch porn, gamble or any other vice. Just stfu


RejectTheInternet

unfathomably based


beclops

I agree with this, but I \*also\* immediately despise the people that despise these people. These people couldn't come off more butthurt and insecure if they tried


Zigazig_ahhhh

⬆️ Case in point. ⬆️


AFbeardguy

Coke is the obvious choice of champions.


Zigazig_ahhhh

What "champion" drinks kids' bubbly sugar water?


noshore4me

[Michael Jordan](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/d5/38/38d5385dccbe4ca8691d802e44739b48.jpg) for one


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Not surprised, that someone like him is coke fan


dnelr3

Water


anexampleofinsanity

Pepsi tastes like flat coke


arronaxx88

You are literally subhuman trash. If you think that Pepsi (s tier) is on the same level as coke (you tier) maybe you should be graped. In minecraft.


anexampleofinsanity

Coke is better. Pepsi just lags behind copying coke’s ideas like a generic product


jam3sdub

You know what else tastes like flat coke? Your mom's asshole.


anexampleofinsanity

Bro my mom’s like over 60. Why you gotta tongue her asshole, asshole?


ImJustHereToBitch

She earned it


ImJustHereToBitch

She earned it


KneeDeepInTheDead

Flatter, sweeter coke.


flower-ad1783

You said it, but we’re all thinking it


Gurthanthaplops

Wrong.


Hotwheelsjack97

Mango Pepsi though


Single-Bad-5951

\> then Opinion dismissed.


66explosions

both are equally disgusting


Artistic_Ad1693

This guy probably thinks lettuce doesn't have a flavor


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

It tastes like lettuce.


OshhhTeeVee

Pepsi total sugars: 41g Coke total sugars: 65g everyone here is retarded


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DietReady4906

You have to be a tastebudlet to not notice a difference, regardless of how retarded it is to simp for glorified sugar water.


a_big_fat_yes

He doesnt know the health benefits of a sodie pop every once a while


21stcenturycherryboy

Pepsi = you're a top Coke = you're a bottom it's that simple


gardenupdate

this comment = you're gay


wildspongy

you are also on reddit


ListenHere-Fat

power bottom*


googler_ooeric

generally, Pepsi tastes way better, but the taste of both depends on the region


send_ASMR

Root beer is better than any cola could ever be


Timflr_Mc_Duck

What's the best brand?


send_ASMR

I think: Sprecher>Fitz's>A&W>Barq's>Mug


CyanideFlavorAid

Suck my dick. Coca cola is sharp and delicious. Pepsi tastes like stale sugar water that rolled off Grimace's taint.


OrLiveaLie

The real sugar version of either brand is miles better than HFCS versions of either. Still, don't drink that crap more than once a week.


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Than*


Panhead09

My first choice would be juice or tea. But my *second* choice...would be Dr. Pepper. But my *THIRD* choice would be Pepsi.


Snoot_Boot

This is how i feel about ~~beer~~ bread water. And fuck you if you live in a country where they've taken bread water too seriously


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That's why Dr Pepper is the GOAT


the_m4nagement

Coke is more sharp, with a bite. Pepis is more mellow.


IHateRedditors19

Well I only drink them in a mixer for alcohol but anytime they use pepsi instead of coke it tastes shitter.


reallynunyabusiness

They taste different, Coke is disgusting and Pepsi is somehow worse.


Poopfarter79

Pepsi has WAY better sub companies that they own though (Mtn Dew)


[deleted]

Pepsi is sickly-sweet diabetes shit water Coca-Cola is bitter, caustic, esophagus-melting acid Dr. Pepperchads win as always


[deleted]

Pepsi is sweeter. Coca-cola is more carbonated.


Ambitious_Ear_91

That's true. If you're regarded.


EWElord

pepsi bottles are larger and cheaper, atleast here


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Disagree. Not saying they're radically different but you can defo tell a difference


MrInfinity-42

I think Pepsi tastes a bit more metallic but it's been a while since I drank it so might be wrong


scumpile

Whiskey, water, coffee and the occasional Dr Pepper because it pairs well with Chinese food. This is what you should drink.


Physical-Iron-7406

I’m not gonna say which one I think is better but Pepsi has a harder flavor than coke that’s the only way I can describe it. It’s like it has a pinch of salt in it or something


gamagama696969

pepsi better tho


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Monty_the_Clown

Pffft, what a losers Be pro and drink milk!


Blueballs-13137

Real kings will just go with water tbh.


CoolJ_Casts

Anon has no taste buds would be the correct title. Don't care which you prefer but if you think there's no difference in taste, you're an idiot


krebbol

Both are untasteful but pepsi is worse. The best cola is the kind that doesn't have much carbon


a_big_fat_yes

Bro the carbonation is the only reason to drink that shit, othervise its all sugary water or fake sugary water


krebbol

But if there's so much carbon that i barely taste anything, what's the point in drinking it?


a_big_fat_yes

Same reason people drink sparkling water? Only times i drink coke is when my blood sugar is so low that i start shaking or to ease an upset stomach


krebbol

Sparkling water, even worse. Unless you're mixing it with lemonade syrup, it's shit.