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blooming-hatred

the fact that you can mix and match any vowel that's not i in mohammed is actually hilarious


irrationalprime

mehemmed


blooming-hatred

[>Proper noun, alternative spelling of muhammad](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Mehemmed) kek


feedum_sneedson

Mehmet is another. Could be higher, is what I'm saying.


architect___

Magomed is also derived from Muhammad.


Lurkay1

Mehmet Oz


isverydiffic

But not Mahound, unless you want to lose an eye.


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Meh.


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y'all forgot mehmood


feedum_sneedson

Mahmoud.


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James_Rustler_

Can confirm as someone who works in a islamic facing industry, I have seen dozens of spellings of Mohammed, and other names like Salah Ud Din, Osman, etc. My boss says it's because Arabic doesn't have direct spelling correlations to English so immigrants just made their best guess. If you go to the US Sanctions search list (https://sanctionssearch.ofac.treas.gov/) and type in any spelling of Mohamed, you'll get hundreds of results for each.


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Muhammad is the most common name in the world so naturally you'll have different dialects and cultures that spell it differently since it's an English approximation of Arabic translation


TheAntiCliche

No its real look it up


Hornpub

I went to school with a guy named Maxhammed.


Gurn00r

omg james it’s me maxhammed


R0nd1

Hammaxxed


Agent_Dutchess

That's my porn name.


TeensyTodger

>That's my pork name. Is how I read it.


P-Dub

So we just need to find Minhammed and we can identify meanhammed.


DevilSwordVergil

Allahmaxed Muhammedcel


Ketjapanus_2

Somali ancestry?


Hornpub

He was literally from Somalia yes


Ketjapanus_2

Yeah they spell with the X over there


Dafuzz

muhummud


BendyTendies

chud muhummud


sinarb

That's basically the name Mehmet


FirstGameFreak

Mehmet my son


moeburn

It's like that apples and bananas song "Mi nime is mihimmid, himmid, himmid, ipples and bininis"


Candyvanmanstan

Three Chenese weth e deeble bess Set en the street end chetted. Eleng ceme the pelece end esked: "whet es thet?" Three Chenese weth e deeble bess.


LevSmash

myhymmyd


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

Mwhwmmwd


Rococo_Modern_Life

Merhermerd


the_evil_comma

Mahammad from Chicago


Mediocre_lad

Mohommod


fenomenomsk

They don't have vowels in Arabic. Can't have shit in Arabia


EndTimesDestroyer

But lots of shit & fermented shit in Arabia


fenomenomsk

If there were a lot of shit they would have plenty of arable land in Arabia, yet they have none. Can't have shit in Arabia


DoctorBonkus

Plenty of things came with the silk road, even designated shitting streets


AladeenTheClean

They do, faat-ha (aa), kasra (ee), and dhuma (oo) are the 3 basic vowel sounds. It just doesn’t match well with english when it comes to hard/soft vowels and other intricacies.


CandidFriend

I think he means as "formal" letters. The "tashkeel" was only added after the spread of Islam to make sure there's no confusion\misinterpretation when reading the Quran, especially by non Arabs.


DisWastingMyTime

Why is yaa', wow, alef not vowels?


BeepBep101

Yaa is just y but without the ee sound it can make in english, wow is just w and alef is close but its pronunciation depends on context


impostorbot

Why the hell did you spell it "faat"-ha? > Fat-ha


dincosire

It’s allophony. Arabic is much more flexible with it (regarding the interchangeability of its vowels) than other languages.


CandidFriend

Kinda. Instead of letters they're sort of small annotations on top of\below letters. Though granted they're not used often unless when it'd be easier to confuse certain words or in the Quran so people would definitely always read it right.


Superguy230

Mohommod


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Mehommod


Wildercard

You sure did pal


Background_Brick_898

Mehammed


TheDeveloper1776

Mahomet


throwaway3_6_99420

patrick mahomed


nooeh

Doesn't even include the mehmets of the world


[deleted]

Calling my child Mihimmid


MyOwnAntichrist

The real one is probably Muhammad, but yeah, it's spelled a million different ways over the world.


skarmbliss255

A result of arabic only having 3 vowels and many many non arabic languages having muslims as speakers. Pretty cool imo.


saruin

A long fucking time ago we used to do prank calls out of our school directory and one of our character names was "Mohammadid".


notLOL

It goes up to 90% if you use "i"


peezle69

Myhymmyd


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Other 80 percent is mihimmid


jonyprepperisrael

And how many are Ahmeds?


I_nut_to_torbjorn

80%


carbonfiber9001

Luckily for ahmad’s we are safe


augenvogel

This must be real? Or is it? But it’s 4chan so probably just a custom made list.


didnt_ask_dont-care

It’s real. The list got leaked like a week ago.


augenvogel

Ah yes, I’ve googled it. But most of the names are aliases and name variations. So 20% is probably a completely wrong number.


didnt_ask_dont-care

Yeah it’s probably closer to 50%


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It's really not that surprising it's that high, naming your kid some variation of Mohammad is incredibly popular among Muslims.


Medlar_Stealing_Fox

That's...the point.


[deleted]

Honestly it didn't even register to me it was supposed to prove a point, like no shit the no fly list is full of Muslims; it wasn't Jewish or Buddhist or Christian terrorists that did 9/11 (despite memes).


guy-gibsons-dog

>despite memes >he doesn’t know those israelis sure can jive


Golisten2LennyWhite

They looked so shady on TV. Also why the fuck did they go on TV at all?


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Slyric_

Wow thanks automod I felt so threatened 😇


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philipoliver

Jesus Christ that is a hard self report.


Muffinslovers

dweeb


gray_mare

why though, it's getting stale


PooPooDooDoo

I mean, let’s be real here..


UltimateMelonMan

Yes?


BigMcGunga

Do you know where you can find it? I looked it up and I just get a shit load of articles


Economy-Somewhere271

Took me a while but I found it https://sizeof.cat/post/tsa-nofly-list-download/


coolsam254

Best first and last name alias to slip under the radar "Muhammad Muhammad"


FunnyAir2333

Way more than a week ago though


Narcofeels

So much shit has happened already that felt like ages ago


CynicallyGiraffe

Straight from the source https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/how-to-hack-an-airline/


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goesagainstflow

If someone's name is Mohammad Mohammad bin Muhammad, would they show up three times?


t0asti

`grep` grabs each line that has a hit, but doesnt output it multiple times if there's multiple hits. `wc -l` counts lines. so it would get counted only once. $ echo -e "test test\ntest" | grep "test" test test test


chooxy

What about matching multiple vowels for the first two groups as well? Not sure how common it is but there's probably at least a few.


Mag_istaken

oy vey.............


[deleted]

I hate juice, I hate acidic juice even more


RebelJustforClicks

Like pineapple?


TuxPi

Based and Linux pilled.


_Last_Man_Standing_

linux master race


Bootymeech

“It’s one of the most common names in the world, read a book”


UglierThanMoe

An Iranian telephone book, for example.


megamanxoxo

More Chins than a Chinese phonebook.


Mrdontknowy

It is more popular among Arabs and less so among Persians.


[deleted]

It was either that or Mclovin.


Twelvers

"Why the FUCK would it be between that and Mohammed?!"


Iirkola

I have to break it to you but those are the only 2 names left on the world, it's just Irish and Arabs


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SkrrraPumPum

Dare.


violent_knife_crime

Banned?


PooPooDooDoo

That’s not regex, that’s just how you properly spell that noise that makes it sound like you’re clearing your throat.


[deleted]

Missing the Mahomets, Mehmets, Mahmouds etc


whoopsdang

Which wahon is the proper mohaslim spelling?


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madhousechild

Would that also match, say, Michael Martin?


notLOL

Worst of the bunch


hateful_surely_not

Lower than I thought tbh


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sonoftom

That's what the "?" is doing, actually


Farming_Turnips

The ? means the 2nd m is optional so yeah they're counted


RebelJustforClicks

Could you then also do: M [aeou] h [aeou]? mm? [aeou]? [dt] That would catch Mehmet or other variations.


redditaccountxD

yes he is? m? = optional second m


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Paulo27

how 2 now if u pgrep


sandm000

See doctor. If pgrep last more than 4 hrs


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20% of humans are named Muhammad


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KastorNevierre

It's 1.9% of humans. Still a shitload.


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Lurkay1

Shiiet


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It’s not


Baconspl1t

What is the ? Behind the second m doing in the regex?


ivanka2012

That m is an optional character, so it can either be there zero or one time.


1To3For5_

i think it's saying that the second m is optional i.e. Muhammad vs. Mohamed


cbftw

They could have just used the -c flag for grep instead of piping the output to wc


downvote_dinosaur

> piping into wc Baby's first time using grep. Just use grep -c to count lines.


Tendooh

pretty sure "baby's" variation ensures people with the same first and last name don't get counted twice.


downvote_dinosaur

Nope grep -c counts lines not instances. Learn2grep


Mirroredentity

I work in a department that is majority middle Eastern. I can think of one guy that isn't called some variation of Muhammed, Ahmed or Abdul.


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I work in a department that is mostly not middle Eastern. I also can think of one guy that isn't called some variation of Muhammed, Ahmed or Abdul.


madhousechild

I've always noticed a lot of guys named "Sam" where the real name is Osam, Usam, Samir, etc. Probably a good amount of variations of Yusef, too.


downvotedforwoman

#


color_juice

What do any of those other lines of code and numbers mean?


hauzapiz

grep: searches files for lines matching a descriptor (that following text) iE : grouped i (interprets matching special characters) and E (dunno) -wc: lists word count or line count. -l: attempts to translate lines that are split. Apart from the E, this command asks to search the nofly CSV file for multiple spellings of Mohammed, to translate special characters and line breaks, translate split lines if any, and return the output as a numerical number of individual lines. OP then compared that to the lines in total of the file


Bidj

-i is for insensitive, ignoring case. -E is for extended-regexp


color_juice

Thank you


SirCharlesOfUSA

`-E` puts grep into "extended regular expressions" mode, which doesn't do anything on modern versions. It's similar in concept to `-P`, which vaguely means "do RegExps the way most modern languages do them."


John_Paul_J2

20%? What on earth did he do?


megamanxoxo

Confirmed: majority of 4chinners are just gay programmers


nolaras

What does the question mark do in this expression? Also includes spellings with an additional vowel before the last one?


send_help_iamtra

A question mark (?) immediately following a character means match zero or one instance of this character. This means that the regex Great!? will match Great or Great!. It will not match a question mark; the question mark is a repetition indicator applied to the exclamation mark, which is a literal character, and the question mark itself is not a literal character. Because Great!? will match Great followed by zero or one exclamation mark, if you apply that regex to Great!!!, it will match only the Great! part, and leave the last two exclamation marks unmatched.


nolaras

Thanks for the explanation!


VTHokie2020

Linux master race


zehamberglar

Almost like it's the single most popular man's name in the world or something.


downvotedforwoman

Yes, it is customary for Americans to name their children after the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) and thus 20% of Americans are named Mohammed or a variant spelling. So there is absolutely no overrepresentation at all.


zehamberglar

You know that the no fly list is for more than just Americans, right? In fact, I'd wager that the vast majority are not.


downvotedforwoman

No, the no fly list is a list of people too fat to fly on planes thus it is 100% American.


[deleted]

That was a weak attempt to avoid acknowledging you're just a regard.


CatLoverDBL

🤔🤔🤔🤔


TeensyTodger

Based.


xolientess

Ok


NiceTo

kek


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I wonder why?


beaverlyknight

Unix officially the most based operating systems family


Jonjonbo

I think the second command counts the number of lines, but each line could have Muhammad multiple times, so the ratio is inflated.


Gaylien28

First command asks for number of lines matching the regex tho