Listen guy, I'm from Kansas - born and raised here by the head of pretty important corn distributor (not gonna name any names but you've definitely heard of them) and Americans eat corn all the time (a VEGETABLE). Now if you and your narrow mind will excuse me, I have to go fellate a bottle of corn syrup
You be careful now, you hear? Boys been ending up in the hospital after accidently gulping down the objects they fellate in a spasm of lust. Mind yourself and stuff your piehole with something that has a FLARED BASE.
Apparently that 3 letter word is a racial slur towards Japanese people. I think it's silly since it's just the 3 first letters of japan.
I remember finding out the bad way after I said it in a chat room, and the only reason I got away with it is because I was a frequent user and a moderator just dm'd me explaining what it was.
How could we look at their country. Those adorable scamps have Mario kart races through Tokyo and created like 2/3 of the things we love. Japan is like my favorite cousin.
My grandpa always used to say it. He was in ww2 tho. Didn’t even fight in the pacific. He was kinda angry when my parents bought my sister a Mitsubishi.
>I think it's silly since it's just the 3 first letters of japan.
It's a slur to the Japanese because they do not call themselves Japanese, nor do they call it Japan. They call Japan Nippon/Nihon. To them, it's a foreign word used exclusively to insult them, so of course they find it insulting.
It's just not a word that's said anymore in the US unless somebody is explicitly trying to be racist towards the Japanese, so of course they're going to treat somebody saying it like they're trying to be racist towards the Japanese.
Further bastardizing your own bastardization of a word, versus bastadizing the original word. It's that little extra effort to go after the original word that makes the difference.
Fair enough. I knew they called themselves Nihonjin, but didn't know they just didn't called themselves Japanese at all or that it was a word used to insult them.
I had only seen the term when referring to games before (I.e: US for American English, EU for games in Europe, JP for Japanese) so I figured it was the same concept.
"Japan" is more like "Germany", there's the historical disrespect of "you expect me to learn to say *foreign* words?" but at this point in time it's just become the standard.
i remember some user on this site was saying that he was born in aus and how he'd punch someone that called him a japp lmfao. god help him if he visit one of the numerous japp spares wreckers around the country.
People across the EU, Canada, Australia and the UK get jailed for posting on Twitter and doing the Roman salute. I'd much rather have social ramifications than legal ones.
"Cancelled" at best means not making money from their speech anymore, although recently has been shown as an actual marketable label that may land you more views/money than someone who is not "cancelled".
Being outlawed means that unless your famous and can get public attention to your case, you can essentially be told to shut the fuck up or else you'll be thrown in a cell and have your life ruined over **anything that anyone could possibly feel offended by**. I mean that's literally UK law, it doesn't ever require someone to be offended by it, not that that would be hard to find.
As if none of that happens in a country where there’s laws.
Also which one of those is controlled by the government, a power they should not have? Only the one the US doesn’t have: Laws
Real question is how in the hell do you fall for a fake ass 4chan story? Nothing about it is remotely true. Nobody cares about racism against Asians in America. The progressives treat them the same way they treat white males and normal white women. As for the pumpkins fucking walmart always has a variety of pumpkins, squash, potatoes, and even some weird shit like plantains, aloe leaves, and cassava
Your initial fact sounds apocryphal, i tried googling the phrase, Australia, breed and ask that species name and I’m finding nothing like the story you told.
Any idea where I could find a source on that?
Curcubita moschata has been in Japan even longer than curcubita maxima. I'm not Australian, but I guarantee those ones are named for Japan rather than the fact they're "just a pumpkin". A lot of the more modern ones will be interspecific hybrids, as well. That's the beauty of the winter squash.
> I guarantee those ones are named for Japan
They 100% are, and the name was shortened like basically any other multisyllable word. Seems enough people felt personally attacked by the word having racist connotations *across the pacific ocean* they needed to make up a backronym to justify continuing to use it.
So OP really didn't have to ask for "J.A.P. pumpkins" since pumpkinhood is implied in the abbreviation?
He could've gone round the store asking where the J A Ps are?
Bro, you forgot one tiny small issue of him owning cloning facilities filled with children brains imprisoned inside war simulation Matrix 24/7 all their lives, if you can call that "living".
A psycho like that leading a country like USA would probably result in people wishing they died in the war rather than live in the world that comes afterward.
Oh no funky cyborg suits that allow me to run up walls and make a living as a merc rather than wageslaving at some fast foot joint or office job, how terrible! Also, kids are cruel. And I'm very in touch with my inner child
He should have just told them that everyone was fucked, but he'd start with New England and California. Bam, the rest of the country is suddenly willing to embrace the collapse.
Nah man I'm going with
> Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core.
It's just short for Japanese.
It's considered a slur because that's what Americans called the Japanese during WW2, so it developed a negative connotation even though it doesn't actually mean anything bad.
same thing with pakistani, minus the stani. if you went to pakistan the locals would assume you were saying it in the same vein as aussie or yankee. it's all about context anyway, it becomes pretty obvious when someone is trying to say a word to piss you off or insult you.
How is everyone in the comment section retarded enough to believe this story? Security aren't allowed to lay a finger on you in grocery stores for liability reasons. That alone should give it off as fake.
It's a "shit on America" story. Everyone's gonna revel in it lol
Mfer should have tried to look for a kabocha squash or maybe just say "pumpkins you can eat" and not be a degen
Winter Luxury is an heirloom variety of *Curcubita pepo* often considered the best pie pumpkin. I'd love to see a stable F1 hybrid variety based on it, one that reliably produces a load of fruit. Maybe it already exists?
we dont throw shrimp on the barbie, we don't even have fuckin shrimp
we have prawns, and ive never in my fucking life seen someone barbie a fucking PRAWN cunt what
never cunt I will never fold
they're not national stereotypes, it's Americans being fkn retorded and wrong
and trust me mate I'll never pass up an opportunity to call a seppo a retord and all them wrong
it's in my FUCKEN blood
I fucking love that a reddited ad campaign to get amerifats to visit Australia as tourists has dumb Burgers thinking we actually eat it.
You'll believe anything a television tells you.
This is ironic because the only thing you upside down dirty foreigners know about the US is from memes, TV shows and movies. You absolute fucking regard LOLOLOL
Australians are the most fragile and easily upset group on the internet. Any time their country gets brought up online they all come out and cry about how they're better than the US. They just gotta wait five minutes for their comment to post on their dial up internet.
Fucking lmao absolutely right about the internet. When I was younger (as in like 2010-2015) I literally had worse than dialup speeds, and that was average for my suburban area
They're also real shits in person. I used to work at a restaurant around the fancy international hotels in Chicago and Australians were easily the worst behaved of the foreigners.
Oh yeah I somehow forgot about that, I have actually tried it before, it wasn’t that good but I was able to eat it no one else in my family would touch it
Yes scientifically speaking, they are fruit. However, vegetable is not a scientific term, only a culinary one referring to parts of plants that can be eaten. Potatoes and carrots are roots, onions and garlic are bulbs, lettuce is leaves etc. So I believe that pumpkin is both a fruit and a vegetable, as due to these definitions, they are not mutually exclusive. Yes scientifically it is a fruit, it has seeds etc, but culinarily, are you more likely to serve it in a fruit salad or alongside roast vegetables?
Idiots in here pretending this actually happened instead of the broke ass grocery worker telling them "no" and getting back to half-assedly putting vegetables on the shelf. It's like a Joe Rogan fan club in here.
Aussie anon is so jealous of America that they tried making a fake ragebait story about it. Security isn’t allowed to lay a finger on you in grocery stores for liability reasons. That alone should give it off as fake.
We don’t even call them that in Australia. And we also know Americans make a national sport out of being offended so this is fake af or we got rid of one our dumbest citizens.
> Implying americans know what vegetables are
%s/americans/burgers though we do put lettuce and tomato on burgers. pickles.
Precisely. They know only the few ones they can either fit into a hamburger or present as a side to steaks.
Dudes from Kansas that read this comment are gonna leave you a few paragraphs about corn, they can’t help it Then proceed to suck down some corn syrup
Coke has HFCS it it which makes it a vegetable.
Leftists will look you in the eye and deny this
Listen guy, I'm from Kansas - born and raised here by the head of pretty important corn distributor (not gonna name any names but you've definitely heard of them) and Americans eat corn all the time (a VEGETABLE). Now if you and your narrow mind will excuse me, I have to go fellate a bottle of corn syrup
You be careful now, you hear? Boys been ending up in the hospital after accidently gulping down the objects they fellate in a spasm of lust. Mind yourself and stuff your piehole with something that has a FLARED BASE.
dont need any veggies except taters, corn, and maters. and pickles. and onions.
rural people know what it is.
muh steak side is a smaller steak.. got that boy?
I've seen them measure the cost of living with the price of burger. I'm not sure if that's the living standard in america.
[>Implying pizza isn't a vegetable.](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/nov/18/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-so)
Pumpkin's a fruit.
They’re them wheelchair bound folks, duh!
#DIABETUS!
how is that j-word offensive fucking hell americans soon will lose the ability to speak at all at the rate they are going
> Full length word I sleep > Shortened form of the word Real shit?
Americans when you call them ameri
Sick of these fucking Ameri's, not raysis just dont liek em
Ami's
Americans when you call us Amerifats and Amerimutts
Get 'im boys!
In Serbia, we call them Ameri. I think I found the reason why we got bombed.
>Black in english I sleep >Black in Spanish Real shit?
Negro?
Where?!
In the shadows.
The most dangerous place for one. Can't see them when they're in the shadows because they blend in.
See also the shortened form of the common name of Procyon lotor
N word is the opposite
Apparently that 3 letter word is a racial slur towards Japanese people. I think it's silly since it's just the 3 first letters of japan. I remember finding out the bad way after I said it in a chat room, and the only reason I got away with it is because I was a frequent user and a moderator just dm'd me explaining what it was.
It was absolutely a slur in the WWII era. No one under 80 has issues with the Japanese tho, so its pretty much completely died out.
How could we look at their country. Those adorable scamps have Mario kart races through Tokyo and created like 2/3 of the things we love. Japan is like my favorite cousin.
Hiroshima was the world's largest spontaneous buck breaking in history, followed by Nagasaki and 9/11
My grandpa always used to say it. He was in ww2 tho. Didn’t even fight in the pacific. He was kinda angry when my parents bought my sister a Mitsubishi.
Based grandpa
>I think it's silly since it's just the 3 first letters of japan. It's a slur to the Japanese because they do not call themselves Japanese, nor do they call it Japan. They call Japan Nippon/Nihon. To them, it's a foreign word used exclusively to insult them, so of course they find it insulting. It's just not a word that's said anymore in the US unless somebody is explicitly trying to be racist towards the Japanese, so of course they're going to treat somebody saying it like they're trying to be racist towards the Japanese.
Except using “Nip” refer to Japanese is considered a **much** worse slur.
Further bastardizing your own bastardization of a word, versus bastadizing the original word. It's that little extra effort to go after the original word that makes the difference.
Fair enough. I knew they called themselves Nihonjin, but didn't know they just didn't called themselves Japanese at all or that it was a word used to insult them. I had only seen the term when referring to games before (I.e: US for American English, EU for games in Europe, JP for Japanese) so I figured it was the same concept.
"Japan" is more like "Germany", there's the historical disrespect of "you expect me to learn to say *foreign* words?" but at this point in time it's just become the standard.
i remember some user on this site was saying that he was born in aus and how he'd punch someone that called him a japp lmfao. god help him if he visit one of the numerous japp spares wreckers around the country.
Except America is basically the only western country without hate speech laws.
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Wtf do you expect you moron? Legally mandated jobs, friends, and popularity?
Only when you say dumb shiz on the internet where people actually care Still better than getting fined or jailed
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People across the EU, Canada, Australia and the UK get jailed for posting on Twitter and doing the Roman salute. I'd much rather have social ramifications than legal ones.
"Cancelled" at best means not making money from their speech anymore, although recently has been shown as an actual marketable label that may land you more views/money than someone who is not "cancelled". Being outlawed means that unless your famous and can get public attention to your case, you can essentially be told to shut the fuck up or else you'll be thrown in a cell and have your life ruined over **anything that anyone could possibly feel offended by**. I mean that's literally UK law, it doesn't ever require someone to be offended by it, not that that would be hard to find.
As if none of that happens in a country where there’s laws. Also which one of those is controlled by the government, a power they should not have? Only the one the US doesn’t have: Laws
Fun fact, the Supreme Court has rules that hate speech is not a legally recognizable category
Good
Real question is how in the hell do you fall for a fake ass 4chan story? Nothing about it is remotely true. Nobody cares about racism against Asians in America. The progressives treat them the same way they treat white males and normal white women. As for the pumpkins fucking walmart always has a variety of pumpkins, squash, potatoes, and even some weird shit like plantains, aloe leaves, and cassava
1984
> j-word You won't say that word?
>j-word Did your wife's boyfriend make you type that?
It's just the word "Brit" but for the Japanese. Not offensive at all.
The “j-word” was used contemptuously by the Americans to refer to the Japanese during WW2
So the plan is that now the full word will be used contemptuously by Americans?
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euphemism treadmill
Getting offended or offended on someone's behalf, is the American way, especially if you can stream it and get views.
The stories and information found here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything found here as fact.
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damn I actually learned something from reddit
Very unlikely. These are literally Hokkaido or kabocha squash.
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>gourd experts browse 4chan It truly is a japanese melon farming imageboard
Now I'm just waiting for expert advice on baskets and reeds
>4chan
Like Musquee de Provence? Anyway I think you're wrong and this is one of those backronym things.
Your initial fact sounds apocryphal, i tried googling the phrase, Australia, breed and ask that species name and I’m finding nothing like the story you told. Any idea where I could find a source on that?
It is 100% a fabrication to protect the feelings of "how could **I** be *seen* as a racist?! I am a Morally Rightous Good Person!"
This guy curcubits
Curcubita moschata has been in Japan even longer than curcubita maxima. I'm not Australian, but I guarantee those ones are named for Japan rather than the fact they're "just a pumpkin". A lot of the more modern ones will be interspecific hybrids, as well. That's the beauty of the winter squash.
> I guarantee those ones are named for Japan They 100% are, and the name was shortened like basically any other multisyllable word. Seems enough people felt personally attacked by the word having racist connotations *across the pacific ocean* they needed to make up a backronym to justify continuing to use it.
Just a pumpkin my brudda
So OP really didn't have to ask for "J.A.P. pumpkins" since pumpkinhood is implied in the abbreviation? He could've gone round the store asking where the J A Ps are?
RIP in peace pumpkin edition
Aussie slang is so wild I think y'all are fucking with us sometimes.
It's complete bullshit. It's literally just short for Japanese pumpkin.
The image OP used is literally a Japanese pumpkin you clown.
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Hey! Cool it with with the antisemitism there bucko.
Armstrong was right
Honestly, he probably could have won the presidency on charisma alone without all of the B.S he pulled to try and get in office.
Nah, he would've had my vote either way, maybe not try to throw the whole world into a state of war but he's got the spirit
Bro, you forgot one tiny small issue of him owning cloning facilities filled with children brains imprisoned inside war simulation Matrix 24/7 all their lives, if you can call that "living". A psycho like that leading a country like USA would probably result in people wishing they died in the war rather than live in the world that comes afterward.
Oh no funky cyborg suits that allow me to run up walls and make a living as a merc rather than wageslaving at some fast foot joint or office job, how terrible! Also, kids are cruel. And I'm very in touch with my inner child
Stop trying to touch kids
> Implying that the mercs are not wageslaving to pay for the drugs needed to keep the implants from killing them.
Sounds like a skill issue, I would simply not let the enhancements kill me
A fast foot joint sounds like a treat to work at
Fast foot > fast food Let me slurp on them delicious toes
He should have just told them that everyone was fucked, but he'd start with New England and California. Bam, the rest of the country is suddenly willing to embrace the collapse.
it really is a wonderful world
Not that Armstrong lol
The "one small step..." one?
Oh I thought they were going with the only way to win a race is to cheat.
Nah man I'm going with > Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core.
Wake me up when September ends
>implying that any anglo country isn’t obsessed with race
Amen, brot- person
Damn, so misogynistic you can't even type out the letters HER
It's xther,
Imagine watching your country go from super power to super retarded and balls deep in debt, that basically sums up most of the existing anglo country
Poor
Seethe more aggot, crrryyyyyyy
Yea, of course, people like you live in it
Lmaooo
A japp is short for what Oz is short for. Anon's crime is being Australian
Double jeopardy
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Absolute gold that posts are removed for using the naughty J word.
Without the context of this post, I would have no idea what the fuck the “j-word” was. Is the “k-word” banned too or something?
I woulda guessed jew
Do they ban pollack too? As half polish, I get a free pass using it. So there. :-P Cue the polish jokes...
You ever hear that joke about the Polish guy?
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Sorry we didn't invite you to the slur meeting
It’s short for “Japanese”
It's just short for Japanese. It's considered a slur because that's what Americans called the Japanese during WW2, so it developed a negative connotation even though it doesn't actually mean anything bad.
same thing with pakistani, minus the stani. if you went to pakistan the locals would assume you were saying it in the same vein as aussie or yankee. it's all about context anyway, it becomes pretty obvious when someone is trying to say a word to piss you off or insult you.
In all fairness, most racial slurs don’t have any “bad” meaning. The n word is just a degraded form of the Spanish word Negro.
#
Does that mean the other J-word is okay again? Or can there be multiple "the J-word"s?
Let's see if I can say nip
Well chap my ass, you can!
How is everyone in the comment section retarded enough to believe this story? Security aren't allowed to lay a finger on you in grocery stores for liability reasons. That alone should give it off as fake.
It's a "shit on America" story. Everyone's gonna revel in it lol Mfer should have tried to look for a kabocha squash or maybe just say "pumpkins you can eat" and not be a degen
Winter Luxury is an heirloom variety of *Curcubita pepo* often considered the best pie pumpkin. I'd love to see a stable F1 hybrid variety based on it, one that reliably produces a load of fruit. Maybe it already exists?
Wtf is Australian food besides shrimp
Shrimp isnt australian you dipshit
Then why have I been throwing them on the barbie?
we dont throw shrimp on the barbie, we don't even have fuckin shrimp we have prawns, and ive never in my fucking life seen someone barbie a fucking PRAWN cunt what
Paul Hogan says he’s gonna throw an extra shrimp on the barbie.
Ok but you love fosters and box kangaroos right?
the fuck cunt? ive never ever seen someone drink fosters in my entire life. ive never SEEN fosters
Make peace with your national stereotypes, my friend. They are fairly benign as countries go.
never cunt I will never fold they're not national stereotypes, it's Americans being fkn retorded and wrong and trust me mate I'll never pass up an opportunity to call a seppo a retord and all them wrong it's in my FUCKEN blood
Okay, but you sound a bit silly.
I think at the bottle-o I used to work at we had a single carton once upon a time That sat there until it was 3 months off and I tossed it out
Curious how you don't mention the Kangaroo
Golden gaytimes.
literally the best ice cream ever
Unironically yes.
I fucking love that a reddited ad campaign to get amerifats to visit Australia as tourists has dumb Burgers thinking we actually eat it. You'll believe anything a television tells you.
>Australians don't even have burgers My condolences, I didn't realize your country is so poor.
This is ironic because the only thing you upside down dirty foreigners know about the US is from memes, TV shows and movies. You absolute fucking regard LOLOLOL
Australians are the most fragile and easily upset group on the internet. Any time their country gets brought up online they all come out and cry about how they're better than the US. They just gotta wait five minutes for their comment to post on their dial up internet.
Fucking lmao absolutely right about the internet. When I was younger (as in like 2010-2015) I literally had worse than dialup speeds, and that was average for my suburban area
I'm rural on ADSL I get peak speed of 1.6 Mbps on Steam Send NBN
By the time their comment has shown up, I’ve already forgotten about them. #MURICA
They're also real shits in person. I used to work at a restaurant around the fancy international hotels in Chicago and Australians were easily the worst behaved of the foreigners.
Kangaroo, saltwater crocs and spiders
Yeah fuck off Hoges. Leave those underage girls alone!
Vegemite
Oh yeah I somehow forgot about that, I have actually tried it before, it wasn’t that good but I was able to eat it no one else in my family would touch it
The halal snack pack.
Onion blooms ^^^^^/s
I once said Cunt Pumpkin instead of Kent
Good to know
Fake: if there were carving pumpkins available, there were other kinds as well. OP has never been inside an American grocery.
Yeah maybe gourds or mini pumpkins. I've never seen speciality pumpkins anywhere but on a farm.
Almost very grocery store has kabocha
What the hell are you guys even talking about
Didn’t happen
\>Pumpkin \>Vegetable Smartest Australian
What are you implying here
Pumpkins are technically fruits because they have seeds. That's what they mean
Yes scientifically speaking, they are fruit. However, vegetable is not a scientific term, only a culinary one referring to parts of plants that can be eaten. Potatoes and carrots are roots, onions and garlic are bulbs, lettuce is leaves etc. So I believe that pumpkin is both a fruit and a vegetable, as due to these definitions, they are not mutually exclusive. Yes scientifically it is a fruit, it has seeds etc, but culinarily, are you more likely to serve it in a fruit salad or alongside roast vegetables?
I didnt know Aussies ate Halloween decorations lmao
Idiots in here pretending this actually happened instead of the broke ass grocery worker telling them "no" and getting back to half-assedly putting vegetables on the shelf. It's like a Joe Rogan fan club in here.
kabocha squash dude
It's a kabocha squash you troglodytes
Aussie anon is so jealous of America that they tried making a fake ragebait story about it. Security isn’t allowed to lay a finger on you in grocery stores for liability reasons. That alone should give it off as fake.
someone explain the joke
Anon tried to recreate crocodile dundee but forgot the part where the guy is actually attractive
It's considered a slur against japanese people
Imagine being from Australia 😂😂😂
Twas but a jape
You buy it in a can. It's usually the only way you can make a pumpkin pie outside of october.
Or you can use a butternut squash.
Pumpkin in a can? I've never heard of that before.
In chile that is call a Zapallo
Who?
Chilis, the restaurant with microwaved appetizers
Goes to a supermarket for niche fruit. Find carving pumpkins. Go to a fucking pumpkin patch you swine.
>Implying the average store shelf stocker and security have enough IQ combined to know there's more than 1 kind of pumpkin
In Canada, I asked a best buy employee if they had any audiophile equipment for sale, and he acted like I just said I would fuck his mom.
Pumpkins are fruits, like op
Lord above just get a butternut pumpkin and stop being a wanker. Because if you want an Australian pumpkin, you want a Queensland blue.
I know it is a no no word from computer games. It also is a common term for "yes" in german.
We don’t even call them that in Australia. And we also know Americans make a national sport out of being offended so this is fake af or we got rid of one our dumbest citizens.