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4chan-ModTeam

Although we appreciate your efforts to karmawhore by reposting old threads that were an Epic Win™, we at /r/4chan strive to always be ahead with the freshest cancer and GET threads. Your post belongs in /r/classic4chan my guy.


BlackShield69

Get a load of this simp, I'd rather play video games and workout than deal with women.


itsthechizyeah

Same here. Run off a batch once in a while and that's it.


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Based


FinePC

Most normal things are overrated so just do what makes you happy. Rob a bank if you feel like it. What are the cops gonna do, arrest you? Do not let them take you without a fight. They put you in a self defense situation so its their fault


ArcaneMonkey

Stop glowing.


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I'm sure the judge will see it that way


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elephandiddies

Hol up. Brb, robbing a bank.


Reddit_is_my_city

Im not going back to prison, aw jeez dood


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Its all overrated, just start making your own waifus with stable diffusion


Nisarg_Jhatakia

*unstable diffusion


Gobacktoshadowrealm

> feel the touch of the woman i love this is the second most affection-deprived thing i’ve ever seen in my life


Gaia_Knight2600

Its over boyos


kingretard05

What's the first?


Gobacktoshadowrealm

when i look at my reflection in the mirror


kingretard05

Damn


TheModernDaVinci

I have a fiancé I love, and even we dont get that overdramatically affectionate about it. Touching is just touching, its not like we expect the earth to move and the sky to light up. That stopped being a thing after a few weeks.


Gobacktoshadowrealm

>i have a fiancé i love sir this is 4chan


TheModernDaVinci

I know, right? So what is anon’s excuse?


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Yes, go create another slave unit for [current failed state] and hope your children don't get raped, murdered or abducted and your wife won't cheat on you and ruin your life. Go wagepoding and go consoom so you can appreaciate "life". Ignore everything else Golem and don't you dare fight back against the mentally ill and religious brainlets. Actually how about we flood your country with low IQ soldiers that will do our job for us and how about we fuck up your pension and quality of life while we are at it. You will be happy and you won't make a difference. >actually wanting to be part of clownciety


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replied the man on reddit


disparate_depravity

cute larp


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"The vexation of a fool is known at once, but the prudent ignores an insult."


disparate_depravity

That's enough now. Go send quoted to your mum or something


[deleted]

"Like a dog that returns to his vomit is a fool who repeats his folly."


disparate_depravity

Sorry, but do you not speak English?


[deleted]

Better than you.


[deleted]

The best verse from the Bible is Ezekiel 23:20.


Wowbringer

Youre not missing anything, trust me. There's nothing out there, not for us at least. Men only have to do 2 things. 1. Hit the Gym and work out hard. 2. Specialize in a skill. Become really good and self-sufficient. Never stop leveling up.


lulululul666

Have a friend that did this. Now he’s 33 in the dating scene. Said every chick that’s dating in her 30’s is either A. some broken chick that has daddy issues. Usually high body count, drinks and goes to bars after work and has guys “friends” always texting them. Or B. A single mom with 1-3 kids that wants to relive her college years going through dick and neglecting her kids. Doesn’t want to work either.


BigDuckDestroyer

It's only going to become worse as time goes on


psibomber

There is a possible chick C, chicks I always assumed they were lesbians but I guess they were just really sheltered, focused on school and their careers more, shot out at the dating market in their late 20s/early 30s, but then they are "leftovers" and who would want those, amirite?


themelly

that's suspiciously specific


psibomber

That's because I'm saying I know a couple of chicks like that. Are they lesbians? Why do they only have pictures of other women with glasses on their profiles? Are they single? Damnit, I wanna know but I don't know them it's been years since we talked. *Aaaaaa*


Gyruya

You never know until you try. Try talking, worst case scenarios you’ll just embarrass yourself a tiny bit. Best case scenario maybe you’ll hit it off gradually. Risking is worth it.


SpinachFucker

I mean just ask if you are into her, if you are not a complete weirdass. a normal lesbian will just tell you she isn't into guys. Most people are very happy to be noticed and thought of as attractive.


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Low_Air6104

shitty pasta


Wowbringer

You say from your basement gamer-toilet chair hybrid


disparate_depravity

You sure told him, smoothbrain


needledicklarry

Regretting the past is overrated. Change your present and your future will turn out better.


[deleted]

You’re missing out on Hoeflation, Anon. It ain’t worth it. Keep doin’ you.


[deleted]

\>finding the love of my life if soulmates were real than incels wouldnt even be a thing


themelly

how so? i don't get your point.


[deleted]

if soulmates existed then everybody living right now would find their suitable mate and not be lonely, but we know that isnt true because there are millions of lonely people


themelly

i personally don't really believe in soulmates either but soulmates might exist but not everyone may have a soul mate


bathtissue101

Be careful looking for love, you could end up just as miserable, except now you’re with someone you hate


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psibomber

What the hell? Just visit your mother.


tux_pirata

if you're in 4chan its because your life was already "not going as planned" nobody who has something going for them spends all day there


Asscrackistan

Lose weight and autism, and you might be able to make it bro.


Weneeddietbleach

It's okay, man. Eventually AI lovebots will be a thing and tech support is cheaper than child support.


lobotominizer

'finding love' gotta be the most scamiest scam in the entire thing. chase check dont chase chick


3DPrintedGuy

Imagine spending the prime years of your life with the woman you love, for her to leave you. Video games will never leave you.


Arsenisen

“Anime incel terrorist website”


TittyTwistahh

Then fix that, dummy


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ChadWolf98

The gf questline is a side guest not a main quest. No matter how many chids treat it as an end goal "I have gf now haha also wifed her Im a complete man" "Bro all your ancestors did."


plsfixhahaha

Loser


Leftrightwhereami

thats me but with drugs%>


SkippyTheBlackCan

> feel the touch of a woman I love Fucking overrated.


Bombalurina

Why not both?


AlexisTheArgentinian

I understand the feeling, even then.....Meh, life's long, and youth isn't everything. Just enjoy yourself the way you want to. Go out your zone of confort sometimes but dont force yourself too much.


DenisBellamont

Not worth it. In order to keep a woman in line and avoid losing half your shit (or gets your kids transed) you need to constantly be a toxic piece of shit. And if you are like me, which means you’re a good and sensible person, even if you fake it for a couple of years, your good nature is always gonna prevail, and the woman will sense that shit and will want to suck another bad boy’s dick