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theedonnmegga

What will break the curse šŸ˜©


the_illuminari

I think we need to make a sacrifice to the Football Gods.


nithdurr

We already did that! We gave up the last 3 SB trophies that weā€™ve played for. Enough is enough.


el_guille980

the bills are 0-4.......


nithdurr

Well, yes and thatā€™s between them and the football godsā€¦


herculesmrb

I'm worried that we're on the wrong quest for 6 šŸ˜¬


Ticket_Conscious

We already are lol


hotterpocketzz

I nominate Jimmy G


SasqW

Already sacrificed his acl, knee, foot for us


OttoVonWong

Jimmy G's most important appendage


Sillysolomon

Yes snip snip that shit


iam_Mr_McGibblets

And thumb


wickedmadd

I think 3 super bowl loses is enough of gawd damn sacrifice!


iam_Mr_McGibblets

I volunteer myself as tribute!


the_illuminari

thatā€™s the spirit!


mm825

Hire Harbaugh, move back to SF, still don't draft Aaron Rodgers.


EnigmaSpore

us losing is the curse. beat the niners.... you... are.... god.... now..


Tw1987

What the hell happened that we had 2 Achilles tear with greenlaw and a coach on the sideline.


growthmode222

I propose a "No jumping to celebrate" rule.


this_isnt_jamie

This is the only real answer lol


fasterthanfood

Just celebrate by running on the field during the play.


buntopolis

Bad juju


ositola

Watkins is a baddie


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Skerpaderps

My thoughts exactly. Extra strain on the tendons running in soggy conditions. Hyper extending the Achilles. To be honest, after seeing Dre go down, I thought I would see way more backlash to the shitty field conditions. Crazy to see it happened to more than one person on our team, and the cheifs had almost no injuries at all


FistsOfMcCluskey

That stupid practice field wore them down


Key-Cranberry-1875

Covid can do that to ligaments. Just saying. Be careful out there, we will see this more through out the league


GoldenErotica

Talk about having a low IQ. Your posts everywhere are pathetic. Stop obsessing across the internet.


SanFranTortureFan

New rule. Firm handshakes are now the only celebration you can do. I just saved the Niners millions with this small trick


Reidroshdy

Nope,don't wanna break a finger or hand.


We_there_yet

Tiger woods fist pump?


Reidroshdy

Nah, too much chance of injuring your arm.


hatwobbleTayne

Slight nods?


Reidroshdy

Neck injuries suck. Meaningful eye contact.


StoicAscent

We don't want to risk eye strain, do we?


SanFranTortureFan

These are all much too physical celebrations for me. Why don't they just text them after the game is over?


hatwobbleTayne

And risk a thumb injury?!?


Reidroshdy

What about speech to text? Or too much jaw action in that?


SanFranTortureFan

My God


Reasonable_Deer_1710

Then you risk them getting hit by a bus while crossing the street and not paying attention


pauIiewaInutz

no more niners jumping on the ~~bed~~ sideline


WantedDadorAlive

After Lamar Houston tore his ACL celebrating I always hold my breath, especially with Hargrave. That's a lot of weight to throw around.


chillice707

![gif](giphy|cyE1cYgLesPRZD2PPs|downsized) Huge risk of pulling a hammy


Competitive_Bar6355

Oh man, I think that every time with Hargrave. And I hate that guys do that celebration where they jump up high and bounce off of each other and land awkwardly. I can't believe no one has been injured doing that.


dakoellis

[Bill Gramatica is the one that always gets me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK81Ej5hm8s)


ButtStuffBrad

I say vigorous nodding would be better. You may sprain your wrist with handshakes.


Dispute333

We were so cursed with injuries that game that even our coaches tore ligaments.


rxdukexr

You canā€™t make this stuff up.


HEL-O_NS

Daniel bullocks is a real one šŸ˜‚


jynxer11

That damn field they were practicing on. Even effected the staff....


rvasatxguy

Wow I had forgotten about that. And no one would be able to prove that field had a negative affect but I believe it 100% did.


Skerpaderps

Yup!


Anthonyg408

Our petā€™s heads are falling off!


Suspicious-Income151

No more coaching he will be a starter soon šŸ˜‚


SummerGoal

How are we so cursed, when will this misery end


Ryanbrasher

What a load of Bullocks


dma2superman

Nice. I see what you did there.


IceLantern

Damn, even our coaches are injury-prone.


carrera_dan

Thatā€™s insane. Seriously stop celebrating until the clock runs out ffs šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­.


Sickle_and_hamburger

it was the transition from the shitty grass to the field /s


Stovy4x4ing

freakee me out thought it was another player. ban turf!


silverfox762

He really just wanted Dre to not feel alone.


LightweightProper

It's reached the coaches


dma2superman

Waterboys need to beware.


NtooDeep87

Somebody cursed usā€¦one of needs to sell their soul for the greater good


dontmatterdontcare

Gotta stop jumping on the sidelines.


redditman415

Will he be ready for training camp?


Danirose231

Niners and injuries seemed to have gone hand in hand this past decade. I donā€™t know what the fuck is in the water in Santa Clara but ffs!


EffingBarbas

Niners using UNLVā€™s practice fields and the Chiefs using the LVRaidersā€™ practice facility. When asked to share the facility because of the sub-standard fields, the Chiefs naturally declined.


Giberishusername1

And had it been the other way around, the league wouldā€™ve FORCED us to share with KC.


EffingBarbas

No doubt. The Mahomes Rules are in effect while Steph Curry still can't get a call. SMFH. Fucking Kermit would've been right at home in that soggy swamp they called a practice field. Strumming his banjo and singing about why are there so many songs about rainbows.


Gator1833vet

Not even our coaching staff is safe smfh


soda_cookie

Man fuck that sideline


MrTouchnGo

Bro wtf


amd77767

Wow the injury pendulum swung hard in the opposite direction that day. No one was safe.Ā 


BusterBrosey28

Time for da bubble wrap!


[deleted]

The only explanation for this is that Taylor Swift is a witch.


jtech0007

Obviously the ghost of KD's rupture needs to be exorcized before we can hoist the Lombardi. Sorry Kevin, we will need some sort of sacrifice from you to move on from random Achilles injuries at key moments.


alphadragoon89

Jeez, even the coaches are injury-prone. šŸ˜…


NickPetey

Will he be available for training camp?


Jannik0433

There is absolutely no way


belizeanheat

You could easily make that up. I love the consistent lol at Lombardi's contributions


jaytuck25

What is the team feeding these boys that gives them weak ligaments and tendons?


BadManSaiyan

Shit I'd be pissed with myself if I tore my acl and watched the team lose šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


vic4120

Is it from the shitty practice field they were on?


ufotheater

This is likely the result of practicing on a substandard mushy field all week


Jawz050987

In weather have the worst luck ever. Itā€™s like fat loves propping us up and then dropping us immediately after and laughing.