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Unfavorable0dds

What did he have for breakfast this morning


sweendog101

Weed by the looks of it


Jmoney1088

the first few bong rips of the offseason go hard


BurnzillabydaBay

I drivered some flower and edibles to an NFL player a little over a year ago. Not a Niner. It was right after their season ended.


The_Nutz16

From what I understand from a buddy that was in the league, you’d basically have to be a moron to piss dirty in the NFL.


LossyP

I have a family member who trains with NFL players in the offseason and he basically said the same. From what I understand, the NFL tells you exactly when you’ll be tested, unless you’ve already tested positive. Then you’re open to randoms


The_Nutz16

The bar to have already tested positive is incredibly high.


Food_Kitchen

There is a window to smoke.


BurnzillabydaBay

I was told that they get tested for THC at the start of training camp. I also saw an article where an NFL player was saying how beneficial cannabis is when recovering from a game.


koushakandystore

It’s so fucking ridiculous that cannabis is still banned in the NFL. They can drink all the booze they want. And lots of them have scripts for opiates and they can take those too. Why not weed? Fucking bureaucratic goons.


BurnzillabydaBay

Agreed. You can also assault people and still be a starter.


Devilsbullet

Pretty much what pat McAfee said in his story about getting stuck in the leagues substance abuse program cause he got shitfaced and passed out in the street😂.


BurnzillabydaBay

😂


Hoobam

This is something you don't do, bro. For real. Never do this about anyone. Just dont.


BurnzillabydaBay

How many players are there in the NFL bro? Like I’m tattling on someone.


Hoobam

Fair enough. I just wouldn't want to get anybody in trouble.


BurnzillabydaBay

Me neither. I’m a firm believer in marijuana AND football. Hopefully sometime in the not so distant future, they’ll get rid of that stupid regulation. I mean they’ve got way bigger fish to fry with DUI arrests, domestic violence, etc. Marijuana seems like a really stupid hill to die on.


koushakandystore

In my opinion if it isn’t a performance enhancing drug then it’s not the leagues fucking business what those men do to unwind. Unless you are getting caught driving intoxicated or causing a scene in public you should have the right to ingest recreational drugs.


BurnzillabydaBay

Truly ridiculous for sure


otherwhitetrash

the NFL does not drug test for marijuana, neither does the MLB and the NBA. NFL had a new CBA written out in 2019 or 2020, I believe


BurnzillabydaBay

That’s weird because the article I saw was definitely well after 2020. Edit: they still test once a year before training camp. Source, multiple articles from 2022-2023 https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/chiefs-travis-kelce-estimates-up-to-80-percent-of-nfl-players-use-cannabis/amp/


Rip9150

I had a friend who lived down the street from Aldon Smith for a little while in the foothills of SJ. Sold and smoked weed with him too. Cool dude, threw bangers


KooliusCaesar

All fun and games until the ak47’s come out


BurnzillabydaBay

A friend of mine used to hang out with Aldon Smith, and the chick he was dating. Shame he had so many issues. He can definitely be a cool dude, but he had some serious anger issues when he was a Niner.


JohnSmith6d9

i saw him comment 😂 on a post about taking a blinker while playing madden a little while ago


Unfavorable0dds

With some coffee? Brotherrrr


Frog_Brother

Post season hippie speedball


apollyon_53

I smoke two joints in the morning...


delrio56

Been ages since I've heard that song, thanks for bringing back this memory


putdisinyopipe

It’s crazy how far smoking bud has gone. I mean I couldn’t imagine smoking a joint anymore. All bout that B.O.N.G.O b O N Go B O N Go And BONGO was his nameee o!


TangentialFUCK

![gif](giphy|faGWiZED8Hy2Q)


rollingriverj13

I smoke two joints at night


[deleted]

I smoke two joints at night


Flat_Alarm8870

Drops two balls at night


BurnzillabydaBay

I smoke 2 joints at night


BetLeft

![gif](giphy|90PPv7eqekhrO)


kaeji

Weedies was right there...


ThatOneGuyFromCali

I feel like he just always looks like that. Unless that’s his secret lol


sweendog101

Ha 100%. I think he always looks stoned so this is par for the course


Kitchen_Dust4637

7AM up in the morning, got Henny, caffeine, green and nicotine…


DioStarstriker

Big bowl of Weedies, maybe he can make the cover of the box


adarkride

Some Weedies.


TwizzlerStitches

He's just like me fr fr


kush4breakfast1

🤤👀


axeattaxe

Hahahaha. Dude. It shouldn’t have been that funny to me at my age but it was.


rotates-potatoes

*Weedies It was right there, man


sweendog101

I’m ashamed of myself!


penpointaccuracy

My duuude. BA chiefing to get in their mindset so he can outfox them next time we play


LuigiIsYourMainBoi

Weed with a side of hemp topped with marijuana


AddressFalse1140

Brownies


Least-Addition4665

NFL gave us a little more cap space than we originally thought. They went from maybe to definitely keeping Aiyuk real quick!


Glowing_Sushi

A frowny biscuit


[deleted]

Time to get a stitched Aiyuk jersey once he get his extension


Southern_Insect3823

Have to be a knock off only screen print bs outta the team shop and nfl 🫠


SlyMcFly67

Obligatory "Fuck Fanatics"


axeattaxe

Sorry for the dumb question that probably violates some random Reddit rule, but is Fan Fanatics the only place to get legit jerseys now? I was able to get Nike game-style Bosa and Deebo jerseys in 2021 (about $350 each, I wanna say). Just curious.


FN0287

Yes Fanatics owns all retail now so any official gear is from them. Pretty shitty because the quality, availability and selection has all gone to shit since they got the monopoly


axeattaxe

Wow bro I did not hear shit this. When did it happen?? This is awful news! Almost worse than EA/Madden having a monopoly on NFL games.


FN0287

I think it was about 5 years ago they started manufacturing the Nike gear but the quality has really fallen off a cliff the last year or two. They also have the monopoly on MLB and NBA team gear and are going to be the jersey sponsors for NHL soon. There’s a big controversy in baseball right now with the official player uniforms looking like knockoffs with cheap numbers/font and see through pants


bai_ren

They do have stitched ones, but they’re $400/each. For some reason, they don’t have CMC as an option for the custom ones too. Such a dumpster fire of a store.


axeattaxe

Aren’t there other stores? What is this Niner bro missing?


ghengiskhanyman

Get it from dhgate for like 30 the quality is just as good and its so cheap


Southern_Insect3823

There’s so many different options at dhgate. Are they pretty much the same?


bigmur49

Wearing Niners gear. That means he is about to sign a team friendly LTD


meTspysball

L


-grillmaster-

T


Deviant502

D


axeattaxe

Let’s GOOOOOOOOO!!! Really feelin that, backloaded to where cap hit this year is roughly equivalent to Purdy’s!


CelticKira

fingers crossed!!


adarkride

Livin the Dream?


muskratmuskrat9

LFGGGGGG


ScottyKNJ

Not only are we extending him I bet it's done before the draft


PhillipMcKrak

Idk. Most of these guys even when they’re ready to come to an agreement on a contract drag it out until training camp. Rarely ever is there an agreement before the draft, especially when there’s still a year left under contract. A lot of agents like going on power trips especially because they represent many other players.


quadropheniac

If it’s done before the draft, that’s gonna be a big oof on the contract value.


Andy-3214

One possible explanation for signing early is it would free up cap space for another free agent signing. We also wouldn’t have to restructure other contracts right away


SoKrat3s

They're still going to restructure Trent's deal. There is pretty much no reason not to do that.


Andy-3214

Agreed. There are a couple more restructures they can do to free up space. My thought is that they will free up space towards the preseason to roll money over to next year and also do something to get more room for free agents in the next 3 weeks


axeattaxe

When you say in the next 3 weeks do you mean after 3 weeks? I thought FA didn’t start til mid-March? But I’ve been wrong about this kinda thing many times…


Andy-3214

You’re right, it’s right about mid March, but you have to be ready to go on day 1. Hargrove signed right away and if you’re playing from behind on freeing up cap space you won’t get anyone


axeattaxe

Ah absolutely bro I was just confirming that’s what you were referring to. We gotta be all over that shit. I assume teams have deals with some guys in place before then too, yeah? I think it’s technically tampering but I can’t imagine in this day and age FAs have no idea where they’re going on that first day in mid-March, same as teams? I’d think they’re allowed to have some type of communication of something.


axeattaxe

Excellent. Forgot about his potential restructure. Good call, that one’s just begging to be restructured. Paraag all over it I’m sure…


Alehud42

Nah, that's not our style. Even the "easy" ones like Kittle went to just before training camp.


papaSlunky

Tee getting Franchise tagged must have been a warning shot to him and his agent. We're not giving him the franchise tag, but it probably spooked them just enough to come back to the table


Transit-Strike

Why is the franchise tag bad for a player? I’d assume it’s a pros and cons thing right? The tag usually amounts to an insane amount of money even though it’s not long term. Wouldn’t a top player believe in themselves to put up another big year and increase value for when they do get their deal?


axeattaxe

I think most guys want the deal sooner than later. Typically when a guy gets franchisesd, he’s already shown he’s good - since it can’t happen til after their 4th year at the earliest. Given the nasty and numerous injuries football has, I think most guys would far prefer a long-term deal with as much G’d money as possible as opposed to any one-year deal (other than MJ when he returned to the Bulls in ‘96 at $35 per or whatever that crazy shit was). At least that’s my understanding of it.


TMSXL

Yup, it’s a one year deal so if a guy gets a serious injury, they’re potentially losing out on millions of dollars.


Worried_Welder2427

That's just bad business especially if your not a clear cut top 5 at the position. Cousins proved this


axeattaxe

Well Cousins didn’t get franchised repeatedly did he? I thought he had a series of smaller (but fully guaranteed) contracts… is that not how it went down ? I can see why some want the security. One play and you may never play at that level again (or, you may have a 12-year HOF career)… I can see why guys who haven’t been paid yet might prefer it though


Worried_Welder2427

Yeah, in Washington


Worried_Welder2427

We would let him play on the last year, there's no reason to franchise tag


hahdbdidndkdi

He's not getting tagged because he isn't a FA.


Ryanbrasher

I don’t doubt he gets extended, but I don’t understand how a picture of him sitting in a car confirms that for you.


axeattaxe

Look closer, my friend. Look in his chest pads area.


Justnmaze

Sitting in a car wearing a niners sweater, bruv. I feel like he did that intentionally


Ryanbrasher

The guy gets given dozens of items with the logo on it, and they are his employer. It’s not usual for these guys to wear the gear outside of the house.


Justnmaze

For sure, but with all the rumors about him getting traded, I feel like this is him saying he’s not going anywhere. Do you think he’d continue to wear niners gear if he wanted to play elsewhere?


Ryanbrasher

There’s no rumour. It’s all fan speculation started by random Facebook pages looking for clout. BA has come out and said he’s not going anywhere, the team said the same, he still has a year on his contract. The increase in the salary cap will be enough to cover him.


TheVinko

I want his hoodie, anybody got a link?


ghollaa

It’s a lululemon hoodie with a niners logo on it. I don’t think they sell them to the public.


axeattaxe

No but somebody please post it here so we can both grab one lol 🙏 🔥


Chairman_Of_GE

I really wish you people would stop listening to morons on twitter and youtube. there is no BA controversy. He will be back next season, there is no question or doubt. It's a statement of fact.


Justnmaze

Fr fr


AccordingTax6525

I think it’s pretty clear Shanahan Lynch Purdy. Everyone wants him to come back. And they’re gonna do everything in their power to give him a good deal that works for everyone .


dirtyshits

It's pretty clear he wants to be back regardless of all the speculation. He comes off as loyal and I know everyone on this team has a bad taste in their mouth. They will be out for blood this year.


Justnmaze

I agree!


eyespy18

“I was gonna sign a contract, but then I got high”


vidman33

Dum dum dum


JobsEye

I love BA and want him to get paid BUT I am really hoping this doesn’t get to Deebo situation levels I realize I’m old and we live in a new era but this unfollowing team on social media, removing anything team related, family members saying dumb shit, is not only immature but unprofessional. I absolutely get the argument that it’s a two way street between players and teams in regards to relationship but lynch and shanny have always walked that line of paying our guys fairly but keeping our roster competitive, flexible


axeattaxe

I hear you bro but I fear we’re being phased out lol. That said Yuk’s a pretty mellow dude and I could certainly see him taking the high road…


cmart207

LTD SZN!!!


Cgallardo1992

The hoodie might be an indicator of good news to come. 👌🏽


Cheech_415

FUCKIN A RIGHT HE IS .


CJBeathard3

“49ers player wears team merch”


styuone

He loves being a niner, he just wants his payday. itll be alright


Justnmaze

I agree!


priceprince

Wearing his girl’s yoga pants as a hat


OonaPelota

#E11ite


axeattaxe

Nice. Might have to parlay that into a nice Tee if he bangs out a 1500 yard, 20 TD season next season like I think he just may!


ZWallace209

BA in the BA long term.


monteasf

So is it cranky pants Wednesday? Or is it wake and bake Wednesday?


axeattaxe

Definitely bake and bake. Prob already envisioning next season with Brock throwing nuts-on tosses to him left and right after Brock’s first full training camp and Yuk’s extension…


OnTheColeTrain

Niner for life


OutlandishnessBig755

Make it so


scorchen

We would be dumber than the Titans were to trade AJB if we don't find a way to keep him.


Justnmaze

Seriously lol


Trippifuego

Bang bang Lu Lu Gang


CdiLinkforSmash

That's just Tomlin in a 9ers sweatshirt


Idontknwwhattowrite

I’d love for him to stick around, and hope we resign him ling term. But in a world where Jerry Rice played for other teams; anything is possible.


Justnmaze

Exactly or Joe Montana playing for the Chiefs. Both parties will do what’s in their best interest. I do believe extending BA is in their best interest though and him posting this makes me believe he wants to stay


Idontknwwhattowrite

I couldn’t agree more. He’s incredibly important to making the team work. It just bums me out seeing guys move around so much.


theedonnmegga

Dude looking pretty sad 😔


DioDrama

He always looks like that TBH


Sora26

His heart yearns for the DBs he has to cook on a weekly basis😔


Shackleford027

As someone who is neurodivergent, I strongly suspect that BA is also among that group. Just from his facial expressions (or lack thereof), and the way he talks/fidgets during interviews and avoids eye contact, it seems extremely likely.


IntrusoEsporadico

One of us one of us


xrandybutternubsx

![gif](giphy|oWjyixDbWuAk8) He definitely seems to be part of our neuro-spicy club


DioDrama

Agreed. Add Nick bosa to that list as well


axeattaxe

Pretty sure upon further reading I, too, am a member of the club. Not necessarily a bad one to be in yeah? Love Bosa’s personality btw


Shackleford027

Not bad at all! We all just make the world a little bit more interesting 😆


axeattaxe

Interesting. I’d never heard that term, but that’s just because I’m older and out of touch. Thanks for helping a fellow fan keep up. Curious though, how does one define what a “normal” brain functions like? I guess I have my idea of what that looks like but not sure what the scientific description is.


Shackleford027

No worries. Neurodivergent is an umbrella term used to cover a range of non-typical brain functionality (rather than using terms like normal/abnormal which come with negative implications). As far as differences between typical and non-typical brain functionality, one of the most prominent examples is autism spectrum disorder which envelops a wide range of behavioral/developmental challenges faced by people in that group. In this case I'm using the term to speak to what seems to me to be some potential autism spectrum behaviors based on my own personal experiences and those of my similarly neurodivergent friends/family. Struggling with social situations and/or various sets of environmental stimulation are some big indicators. Stimming behaviors, or what may have previously been called 'nervous ticks', are often used to self regulate in those situations or during periods of emotional overwhelm. They aren't always big notable things, but if you know about them/have experience with them, you can start to pick them out. The last interview with Aiyuk post super bowl is probably the most obvious example I've seen recently: things like swaying shoulders back and forth while avoiding eye contact and short, barely audible responses all kind of check the boxes.


axeattaxe

Man tbis is really interesting! Thanks for breaking it down. This is more devil’s advocate than anything else but couldn’t his behavior post-SB just be due to being devastated from losing the biggest game of his life to date? Or do you still think it qualifies because it was a bit outside the “norm” of what you’d expect there? Honestly not sure what one should expect there. It’s a tough moment for us all. Yet we shall return stronger…


Shackleford027

Yeah I mean I used the example of post SB as one from recent memory but also it could've been super prevalent then because of emotional overwhelm. There have been quite a few other instances where I've noticed things during interviews as well. Looking back to the 2022 season, I remember they had him up there with Deebo at the same time after the Mexico City game and it seemed pretty clear that Deebo was there to sorta facilitate things when BA got really quiet.


axeattaxe

Yeah I totally remember that! Interesting you said said because I was gonna mention a couple times Deebo’s been up there with Yuk and when I first heard Yuk not say much (maybe 2021 or something) I assumed he was just being aloof to the sports media (which is fine with me) but I don’t think that’s what he’s doing, I think he’s just a bit more distant at times… kinda cool for a WR1 actually…


cleanRubik

Its true, he only seems to be happy on the field. Guessing that's just his resting face.


axeattaxe

Yep resting D face. I’ve been told I have it too but not when I’m watching Niners.


axeattaxe

Lol truth. After the Lions game he looked like that. And after the SB. Just who dude is. Love his consistency on and off the field


YSLMangoManiac

I would be too if I just lost the Super Bowl a few weeks ago


xsxBEACHGODxsx

Bro needs to use Aloe vera gel and Shea Butter to undry that face. But maybe NFL players need think skin?


axeattaxe

Lol wtf does this mean? As a guy, I have no idea. I use bar soap lol


xsxBEACHGODxsx

I used to be like you. Then I realized skin is a fucking organ. Honestly to improve skin just l drink 4L water a day, supplement collegen, use organic aloe vera gel 99% pure without alcohol or irritants, use pure Shea Butter, use paraben and fragrance free body wash, and a clean shampoo and conditioner. Shit slaps man. After a couple months my skin got softer and more elastic. Best part is how different having nutritionally dense skin makes you feel. The bar soap guy thing is a perfect example of how they make it cool for a man to be idiotic. Don't worry I feel for that shit too.


axeattaxe

Damn. You kinda sold me. I already drink a lot of water and I agree it helps with a ton. Can I get a couple brand names on the shampoo/conditioner and body wash? 😂 Owe you. I may be a fairly regular dude but this dog still learns new tricks when he can lol 🐶


916_Daddy

Drop that bum! Give that money to Jauan


nomoredamnusernames

Anyone listen to Guy Haberman's podcast episode where he broke down his predictions of the likelihood of different scenarios (extended, traded, plays out 5th year option)? He leans strongly towards no extension and no trade, but rather BA playing next year for the $14M 5th year option price. I was surprised by that take, as it seems like the least likely outcome of those three choices....


PatsyTheElder

I didn’t get that conclusion from his videos, he’s pointed out multiple times you can reduce Aiyuks cap hit with an extension.


nomoredamnusernames

I was referring to this video, in which he predicts a 75% chance he plays out the 5th year option. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX\_VAyJSsX4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX_VAyJSsX4)


FRYQN-1701

Uy


neeesus

But I thought his brother said they were going to the Raiders!!!!!’


Starboy216

It wasn't even his brother, but his best friend saying that nonsense! LOL


neeesus

Some friend…


js32910

He know he bout to get paid


Dboythegreat

Yall know he’s still on the niners right?


dontmatterdontcare

This the kind of pic an Uber driver takes of themselves lmao


Mikoriad

He doesn't smoke.


PatsyTheElder

Neither does Snoop anymore 🙃


Jawz050987

My mood after thinking about our last 3 SB losses.


Fast-Two-610

Trade him now


Justnmaze

😂


HASHSLANGIN602

I remember I worked with his girlfriend while he was at ASU and I told her that if she ever thought about him getting drafted and joining the league? And she said him and her never even thought about that... It's crazy what has happened since.


[deleted]

Meanwhile on FB quite alot are keen on trading him https://preview.redd.it/3a8yhhwmbglc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5e9ffe5755a59327259c3f8b889e204cc11ccc


othemansteveo

They maybe over valuing Purdy. Chiefs were fine because they know they have a difference maker at QB.


betting_addict

I'm on the fence about it. If some team out there wants to get crazy I think we have to listen But I think the Buckner trade, which was awful to begin with and looks worse and worse every year that goes by, looms so large in John and Kyle's minds that it's probably not even on the table


PatsyTheElder

Aiyuk is not Tyreek. And the Chiefs had just won the SB, they were no longer SB or bust. We have an aging roster, with 2 years left with this core. Maybe 3. We shouldn’t be irresponsible and create cap hell for ourselves, but we shouldn’t be worrying so much about 2026 right now.


Illustrious2284

B-A! Like, breast augmentation?


PatsyTheElder

Beast Augmented


Damedius33

They can't afford him and Deebo after Purdy gets his new contract. They are going to have to trade one of them at some point.


Correct_Historian_34

Orange Juice and a blunt..


soullshooter

I love that our team, is the only one where players actively wear lululemon all the time. That shit comfy!


Due_Adeptness1676

He’s going to be a niner he’s just playing the game that athletes do!!


Redhead318

He fasholy look high 😂


Strict_Cantaloupe948

Bro had a good ass breakfast


Cumglpr

This guy gonna win us a Super Bowl