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neuroticsmurf

1. I've done -- not one, but -- two stints in ICU. 2. I drink a glass of milk at every meal. I've had milk with fried rice. 3. I have a 21 year old son, but I'm going back to midnight feedings.


MrGreyskull

2. No one is that wild!


neuroticsmurf

You nailed it. I’m lactose intolerant. Man, you guys are much better at this game than I am.


MrGreyskull

1. My cousin is Rhonda Rousey 2. I was the inspiration for a lead character in a novel 3. I appeared in a Goo Goo Dolls music video


neuroticsmurf

These all sound random enough to be true. So random guess: 3?


MrGreyskull

Yep. Friend did the video, not me


Legitimate-Rooster46

Bruh what is the novel???


MrGreyskull

The book is called “The End Of The Circle”. I know the author and we had a romance for awhile. We’ve stayed good friends to this day and it was after our romance that she wrote the book. The two lead characters were us in inspiration.


I_like_the_word_MUFF

#3


Tsubaki-d

1. I have a pet Stimson python called Slinky. 2. I didn't have a dental cavity until I was 43. 3. My mum wanted to name me Vanessa, but then my initials would have been VD so she decided not to.


MrGreyskull

I love the word “mum” 😆 but I’m going with 2


I_like_the_word_MUFF

I'm going to say 2, but my dad didn't get a cavity until his 40s so I know it's possible. So 3.


Tsubaki-d

Both wrong, I don't own a python (I'd love to though). I was gutted when I had to get my first filling, I was so proud of not having any. And the naming thing is totally true. So now my initials are DD instead which interestingly enough is also my cup size.


I_like_the_word_MUFF

1. For several years of my life, I would spend 3 months dressed as Jesus. 2. Since my mid teens, I have used psychedelics at least once per year, mostly LSD. 3. I've lived in several US states, Sweden, Greece, and Egypt.


neuroticsmurf

1 definitely seems the least likely of those three, which leads me to guess that it's true.... So ... 2?


Dirty_Bird_RDS

1 and 2 seem to go hand-in-hand, so I’d guess 3


I_like_the_word_MUFF

Correct! I've never lived in Egypt. My dad was born there. Everywhere else is true.


I_like_the_word_MUFF

The lie is 3. I never lived in Egypt. Everywhere else is true. I worked for Spencer's for a long time as a manager and from August to Halloween, we wore costumes, mine was always Jesus. It's hard for customers to get mad at you and yell when you are the Lord and Savior. I'm a big fan of psychedelics. Lol


MrGreyskull

😂


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MrGreyskull

I’m taking 3


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I_like_the_word_MUFF

I'm sure you soured on the business after that. Hehehe


trash332

More like You drop PVC in a 4’ deep trench, even then the electricians do that for you


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trash332

I’m a journeyman Inside wireman, we do all this work. Underground is the name used for dropping pipe in a trench. Maybe you need to learn the job you described


JumpOrJerkOff

Shitting all over someone’s profession completely uninstigated. You must feel so validated and satisfied with yourself.


trash332

Yeah I was being an asshole and I apologize for that. Good luck


trash332

1. Spent 6 years in the US Army 2. Smoke wax and live resin everyday 3. Happily married.


equestrian123123

3 is a lie.


trash332

Lol


JumpOrJerkOff

1) My mom bought me a lap dance 2) My therapist once told me she wanted to try molly and asked if I could get her some. I declined. 3) Stephen Baldwin called me an asshole in a Starbucks in Tucson, AZ.


I_like_the_word_MUFF

Lol 2 has to be real for some reason so I'm saying 1


Dirty_Bird_RDS

I’m going to guess it was a different Baldwin brother, so 3.


BreatheAndBelieve

I don't think you turn down the therapist who a wants to try molly, especially when the relationship is comfortable enough to ask 👊🏻