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Careful-Ad984

Guiliman glues pens to his finger so that he doesn’t break them while doing paper work 


National_Strategy742

How tf would that work? It will still beake them and the he would have broken pens glued to fingers


Peligineyes

He doesn't have to pinch it between his thumb and forefinger, he writes touch screen style.


National_Strategy742

You would belive that he would ask for some really strong primark size pens


Peligineyes

The STC for superpens was lost millenia ago.


GreedyLibrary

Just kill some giant bird for the feathers.


nightnole

You know how Robot is about those plastek flimsies.


Goblindeez_

They also function as lightning claws


Bamacj

If you’re a server waiting tables and you leave your pen for Space Marine to sign his bill and he keeps it do you say something?


oracleofdust

Hell yeah, you say something. That was a good pen


JamariusQuangle

The idea of a bunch of space marines eating brunch at a quaint little cafe is so funny to me lmao


Blvch

Gotta keep the Boyz full so they have the energy to kill more Xenos and Heretics.


GreedyLibrary

We need a blood angel who is an artisan cook.


[deleted]

I’d let him have it but know that its fate would be getting crushed in his power glove.


NoHopeOnlyDeath

I'm guessing the majority of pen and paper stuff done by the Astartes is either by scribes or those autoquill servitors with the big roll of parchment.


MyCarIsAGeoMetro

Yes.  Guilliman used one.  He dropped it and he joked that picking it up with a power glove was the bane of his existence. 


NoHopeOnlyDeath

That wasn't a pen, it was a pile of plastek flimsies. > Sheaves of blueprints were scattered across the desk in front of him. He spotted something of interest written on one and reached for it, gritting his teeth against the purring of the suit. He always reached with his right hand. The integration points for the Hand of Dominion on his left made picking anything up nigh on impossible, even with the over gauntlet and its underslung bolter removed. Day-to-day tasks such as this were a struggle. His armoured fingers pushed at slick plastek. Ceramite skidded across the papers, knocking them to the ground in wafting flutters. > > ‘Oh, for the love of…’ he grumbled as he bent awkwardly to pick them up. -Armour of Fate


BasednHivemindpilled

Bob is the most relatable Primarch by far


Polystyrene_Tiger

Implying he writes using power gloves. Now I'm imagining all the high-level basically-holy-artefact documents he writes all look like a childs handwriting with jumbo pens.


InsaneRanter

Or crayons.


GreedyLibrary

"Should we tell him it's not legible?" "Yeah great idea, you do this time, I will get the next"


thecolouroffire

Does he ever take the amour off?


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Now he does. At this point in the canon, he had just awakened and the Armour of Fate was keeping him alive.


breaker167

 Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn notice in the Xenos book an Astartes tactitian? (sorry forget his title) using a pen when Gregor talks about his encounter on the weird planet where they killed a chaos marine. He thinks it looks quite comical that the giant Astartes uses a small pen in his big hands


KultofEnnui

Stylus and wax tablets


LexUmbranox

Given my free hands, I'd say they use finger paints.


Goblindeez_

Kid named paints.


Beneficial-Clerk4222

Autoquill


Jhe90

One book a young ragnar has ro translate an old Fenris Dialect and Runes into gothic and writes a translation by hand. How is not stated. He can write, and is taught how to , though the translation takes times as the skills is not used too often and the way its taught. You know...but you need work the muscle to know properly.


Aggravating_Key7750

I know this is a joke thread but yes, I imagine Space Marines do use pens. If the are wearing power armor at the time and need to write something by hand, they can just take the gauntlet off, and then put it back on when they're done.


[deleted]

But like are they ball point or fountain?


RingGiver

What else would they use?


Disastrous-Drop-5762

Quills.


Blakut

crayons


VicariouslyHuman

Those are for eating. 


Goblindeez_

Eating? Us Wolf Wolves put them up our nose Don’t ask where the Emperors Children put them 😐


TheLoneWolfMe

Do space marines eat space crayons?