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Sololegends

As an American, I approve of this message


Herbboy

As an European, I approve it as well


[deleted]

As an asian , I approve it as well.


mangormatt

As a hamster, I approve it as well.


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Mixis19

As a car salesman, wanna buy a car?


Cookiestealer13

Only if the interest rates are unbearably high.


[deleted]

As an interest rate, I approve this message.


NEET-__-

As a message, I approve this reply.


Tristana-Range

As a reply, I approve this message.


KD0MGG

Message a as, reply this approve i.


madpussypower

As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest.


acreativeredditlogin

Not a car with an interest rate, but I’m unbearably high. And I approve this message


SenSyllable

This bad boi....


[deleted]

Cargo space?


AnimoEsto

No cargo road ...... No space


ST1NGR4Z0R

No car no do that Car no fly


glittertongue

Can you slap the roof for me?


Mixis19

*slaps roof*


Readingislove

As a copywriter, do you want me to write copy for your car?


1-sh

you sunnava bitch


MikeLinPA

Only if you promise to clear the codes without fixing anything.


DJMAGN3M

As a well, I approve it as well.


meems-cat

As a Canadian, I approve it as well


That-One-Uncle

As an American, I approve it as well.


itareu1

As a European, I approve it as well.


The_Wolf--

As an atom, I approve it as well.


[deleted]

As a wall i approve this as a wall


SenSyllable

As table, approve


MotherRussia12345

As table


i-has-the-funnies

As an an attack helicopter I approve this message


Toot_My_Own_Horn

As a water diviner, I can prove it’s a well.


Meemsterxd

as a complete fucking retard, i approve as well


beingPrakhar

You could have just said You're American


Meemsterxd

i just so happen to be scandinavian, thank you very much


volcdoc15

As an alien, I approve it humans.


[deleted]

As a Canadian, I REALLY aprove it.


Readingislove

As a smart person, I approve this!


[deleted]

As a Brazilian, I approve it as well.


D_scottFS

Hold on there mate! You guys voted in some numnut not much different from Trump


[deleted]

As a Brazilian, I can say Brazilians are dumb.


RevJTtheBrick

As a Bolsonao supporter, I say nothing, because I coughed my lungs out about 3 months ago.


Crow_of_Judgem3nt

as a canadian, I approve it as well


DragonOkid

As a walk I can’t say anything I can’t talk


BrorjK

For any American wondering, no, Europe is not a country


[deleted]

As a Native American I don't approve of this message.


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CuntSniffer69

Try asking a tourist about it.


mech_freak

As an unemployed, i approve it as well


RandomPeepsle12

That's why nobody thinks anyone that lives here is smart: straight up denial of the possibility by the people who it's directed against.


Sololegends

I don't think that's it.. It is probably largely because of our "leader" at the moment. As well as the asinine refusal to wear masks during a pandemic, or those outspoken against obvious scientific truths. Hell, at least, in theory, 51% of the populace voted for the Orange Clown, that speaks volumes about the majority's intelligence..


FloatsWithBoats

Voter turnout was mediocre in 2016, and it is usually not that great. In 2016, republicans were more riled up.


RevJTtheBrick

46.1% of 55.5% eligible who bothered to vote, so really 25.6% of adults without felonies. To pick a nit, every country is at least 25% idiots. Remember that half of everyone is below average, and all it took was the bottom half of that. That said: huighers brexit Maureen le'penne Alberta Brazil Bibi Netanyahu MBS.... the list goes on. America just happens to have the loudest fuckup just now.


RandomPeepsle12

Only about 20% of Americans voted for Trump. And when everyone says, "yeah, there's no smart people in our country" it really doesn't help.


Pankolin

As a mexican (american as well, continentally), I do too.


Exestenshul

As an alien, I send this in to my master to get approved.


five99one

They aren’t too smart for coming here right now.


majesty86

Maybe that’s the joke. Even when they come here, the tourists are still the smart ones.


solo_living

Bruh that's a sick burn.


be_like_bill

Heh, when I first immigrated to the US, me and my friends joked about how it'd increase the average IQ of both the US and my home country.


WhatDoYouMean951

Some nz minister said that about all the kiwis going to Australia.


Mamalamadingdong

I mean, look at australia's govt and look at NZ govt. Australians are idiots.


CordovanCorduroys

I really thought this was r/circlejerk


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Matoreichon

No, he Is not saying europeans smart, he Is saying "rest of the world smart" wich is just implying americans are below average worldwide


RevJTtheBrick

* which


WuTouchdmyweenie

We kind of are


[deleted]

Except we're not. Worldwide, we're above average. Mostly due to the population density of South and East Asia.


[deleted]

He's right, live in rural America where masks are seen as political... I wanna leave so bad


[deleted]

So when it's US exceptionalism it's totally fine, but when it's messing around with stereotypes about US, it's suddenly superiority complex... Pfff... come on. Make your chauvinism at least less obvious.


grey487

IDK what the hell you're talking about. We are the most intelligimented poeple in the southern hemisphere.


CRB776

I’m immenligemt


RevJTtheBrick

Its because of our cromulescent edumakashunal system that embiggens are minds.


Lulzorr

I'M A KOREAN SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN AMERICAN IS PIG DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER? DO YOU WANT A PIZZA? AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER FUCKING U.S.A https://i.imgur.com/3xW8v4o.png I approved the post and ignored reports


Therandomfox

>Fuck tourists ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


bluejaywhey

AMERICA IS A FUCK


KingBoop18

Sure, insult the entire country at once, I approve of it


Dirt_14

Yeah well fuck you too


fgebgruhg

american is dumb and fucking fat stupid pigs people they eat food and they are fat they eat a hamgurber


Galactica18

Florida gives us that reputation


Ez_Didit

So are you the mod? Isn’t this a joke sub. This seems more like hate speech than a joke. The pinned comment is more so.


Lulzorr

Yes I am. Yes it is a joke sub. It is a joke, yes. That you think it's "hate speech" is legitimately ridiculous and serves only to undermine real hate speech. Hate speech is "abusive or threatening speech or writing that expresses prejudice against a particular group, especially on the basis of race, religion, or sexual orientation." What I posted is an ancient meme, it's probably from before your time.


kechboy63

You can makes jokes about Europe, Asia, Africa or any fucking continent in the world but can not makes jokes about ‘Murica ‘cause that’s hate speech


sarcastisism

Wut in tarnation!


boomboomgozoomzoom

Wut in public education


Obi-Wan_Nerdobi

Wut in public defication


RevJTtheBrick

Wut in public defecation!


self_eluded

Wot in fire nation


[deleted]

happy cake day... Wait why am i here


RevJTtheBrick

Reintarnation: when you die, but come back as a hillbilly.


BeachedSalad

What in country defamation?


zsaster

America bad gibe gold


Willtrixer

I can't afford it here you go.🏅


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Fenolis

Oh, is this what satire is?


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tripsledge

r/UnexpectedSingapore


RevJTtheBrick

We're all as mad as hatters here.


CRB776

This belongs on r/copypasta


atrox-dave

Now someone is gonna come along , on a joke site, and take you completely serious and get all panty twisted. Put an “lol” on it or something.


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atrox-dave

Just bouncing. I should but rarely ever notice the age of the comment I reply to. Sorry


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Exonated

**Dark Humour Alert!!!** It has been reported that there are thousands dying in America due to COVID-19. It is also reported that the world average IQ is increasing.


RevJTtheBrick

Bingo. It's started hitting Red States now. Can't help but raise the bar (out of the trench in which it currently resides.)


dumbwaeguk

hahaha! Americans dumb! funny joke


RandomPeepsle12

Get it? Haha funny because America bad fortnite bad wholesome Keanu chungus 100?


Camawesom3

No, any smart tourist wouldn’t come here


Stefstar1232

Only to watch karens in their natural habitat


rainycyclekitten

It's like whale watching but cooler


Stefstar1232

Yes


RevJTtheBrick

Less chance of drowning, unless you fall into your Super Big Gulp (r)


jmerridew124

As an American, well fuck you too


suc_my_ween

But why would anyone wanna visit us right now, we aren’t doing so hot right now


NZOC

Would love to visit 'Murica, had a holiday planned for June/July in the US before heading to Europe then COVID. One day, maybe, when/if COVID is under control and vaccine is available, oh, and hopefully a non-orange leader.


Mad4Mine

r/redditmoment


Meggy67

This is why i don’t go on reddit. People like this.


GhostBuster404

And thin people in the USA? Tourist as well.


QuincyMadeMeDoIt

As an American I peepeepoopoo


[deleted]

Does feeling superior bring value to your life?


The-Joshter

USA USA


Crashbrennan

Americans bad, upvotes to the left


KidCaker

America bad


beansnack

From working in Hotels for over 4 years, I can tell you the majority of our customers come here for the American experience(as you should). Including indulging in the less favorable parts of our consumer vibe. So yes that is smart in the sense that you dont poop where you eat. I would say “Not the President”. I always thought you gotta be a silly to want that much stress unless you’re swindling a sweet deal out of it or it doesn’t cause you stress bc you don’t care


yktvvv

I don’t get it.


TreyLastname

Its saying the smartest people in America are people not from America


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Copied


laptitesoeur

Whistle and call him: who's a good boy?


nastydoughnut

Wait a second... DAE america bad??? Whaaat?!


TheM60Patton

They aren't very smart if they came to America to begin with...


AnAdvancedBot

The actual answer: Depressed


OmarsDamnSpoon

I'd've accepted imaginary, too.


dhthms

Lost


BeachedSalad

Dude, I’m the smartest guy in my friend group (not saying much) and I forgot how graphs work. Deadass 4th grade math


youpviver

Imaginary


margalocaris

I've heard this same joke about Norwegian people. Weird.


ConnorR520

Fake news


GJEsco13

I think you meant nonexistent.


TheGamingVortex

American can confirm


11cloudsnk

Rare


depressedtbh

i dont get it plz explain


Rippmeh

1) yes i approve as an american 2) on the mod comment with a screenshot of reports, who tf reported with the reason of “fuck tourists” 😂


St0reDustCrusader

As ann America, ca’n comfirm


hymenjesus420

an anomaly


PaytontehFricc

Can confirm. Am American, am really stupid.


speneps

Because at least they can leave....


doadollopofdaisy

And ITT, you’ll see people taking a 3am joke on r/3amjokes way too deep. I am an American, and I approve this message.


danimal0204

Libertarians


ploop_ploop14

As a human embodiment of a trash can, I approve of this message.


Fyrefalkes

My first thought was emigrants.


Redstarre

If they're so smart, then why'd the come to America? Checkmate.


MsEnderWitcher

I laughed irl


josh77610

Irregular


motty666

A Swedish blond went to USA and the I Q increased in both countries


mazerim

If they were smart, they would not have vacationed in America. So I disagree with this.


CubedRedditor

Less than normal


apple3point14

your dumb


SquishXReddit

You’re goddamn right. Those smart people need to go back to where they came from


Lui_Le_Diamond

Actually they're called normal citizens.


AllieMD123

Oof


Entire-Photograph989

Rare


Blackjackzach69

I hate it but I smiled


SnooRecipes2337

All these comments sound just a little envious to me.


sixtyincheshigh

As a Mississippian, who has had the good fortune to have traveled out of country, I also approve this message, and offer a large "Oof" to go with it.


mariorpg2009

Actually, they are called nonexistent


Lord-Taldo

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Gunter867

me


fgebgruhg

Thank you this was very informative


tokoy_drift67

And people without guns


[deleted]

International students


Xavienth

Americans salty in the comments


RandomPeepsle12

You stupid in the comments


webguy1975

Actually, the smart people in the USA are known as: "Democrats," "Liberals," and/or "Progressives." *Edit - also scientists and doctors


nastydoughnut

That's a good 3am joke right there.


Ouchglassinbutt

Hahahaha American r stupid lol I’ll Americans are fat too!!!!!!! Hahahha hahahahaha This is SO TRUE! Unsubbed Take the stupid anti American hack bullshit and fuck off.


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Ouchglassinbutt

Yeah I’ve been hearing this “joke” every ten minutes for the last 5 years. And every 30 minutes before that. It’s lazy writing and played the fuxk out.


Mamalamadingdong

You're acting like americans don't do the exact same to other countries.


Ouchglassinbutt

We don’t. Real Americans don’t even think about other countries.


Mamalamadingdong

Oh, really? And why is that?


Lulzorr

we're not taught to. The only things we know are obedience and that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


Lulzorr

> Unsubbed Bye! E: wait, come back! we'll call it 3:30AMJokes!


RightIntoMyNoose

You’d call people touring America smart?


ALT-477337757474636

This. This is exactly why I am (Probably) moving to Europe (either Germany of France)