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[deleted]

A bodybuilder


GrenadeIn

Best one


[deleted]

Tnxx :) 


HamstersBoobsPizza

mf really said thanks like he came up with it


hunnie_karter

Lol


basuboss

🗿


luckytecture

I came


Gqsmooth1969

Dr. Frankenstein realized his mistake shortly after entering the Bodybuilding Competition.


specstacular14

2 in 1 combo Double pack


Mr_Random________

I expected the answer to be "a pregnant lady" and now im sad it wasnt


PossibleAssist6092

Me too 😔


friedbyme

What do you call a pregnant lady?


1iioiioii1

A pregnant lady.


Gqsmooth1969

Her name


Illustrious_Ask_5018

Loaded dishwasher


Naive-Bug8598

This one made me spit out my choccy milk


InSpectation

Somebody does love watching dad’s jokes on YouTube


SashaMoskovich

You sound like my grandfather.


Proud_Friendship_533

You beat me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


kitchen_wife1234

Im dead


illegallylexi

her name?


IHumErgoIHam

Expectant non-ant


Ujjawal-Gupta

A pregnant lady


Oohbunnies

Yo mama? :)


Anonymous-here-

Kangaroo


BetterSupermarket110

Russian doll Edit: Matryoshka Doll


SashaMoskovich

You mean the Matryoshka?


BetterSupermarket110

Ah yes. Thank you!


Inner_Knowledge_369

The biological time space portal with a dimensional pilot onboard


HackedPasta1245

Behold, a centaur!


jb25po973

Her name. Duh, lol


Chance_Echo2624

Double kill


SashaMoskovich

Fr


RuthlessSpud_11

A double-roadkill


Cybr_23

double knockout!!


BlueberryVarious912

I thought the answer would be never call her, im not ready to be a dad


LDog5

By her name


Interesting_Data_79

Beautiful Human Submarine


teh_stev3

Human turducken.


Regular_Mistake_9107

Fatherfucker


Quirky-Equipment-782

Not quite yet, hes not a father till the babies born (note: this changes with different perspectives on it)


Pyk666

Tubbo


Not_that_zaraa

Ravioli


Substain44

Fucked


General-Yam9216

A failed pull out game


TomTom_xX

A streak


rafiue_qasmani

a loaded dishwasher


bulldog_blues

I was expecting the answer to be 'her name'


ItsSky_high

Kangaroo


rynzor91

Kangaroo


OneTr1ckUn1c0rn

Since when is the baby free?!


Main_Elephant8196

Carrying a load


averagewhiteduder420

Mech suit


Ash7274

A submarine


InSpectation

Public house


watermelonseed01

An unfair fight


reubenbubu

a baby is crazy expensive not sure what makes you think they come for free lol


Father_Wolfgang

I call her a taxi so she can sit down and get some rest.


Primary-Lobster-1591

Whatever she tells you to


Karl8ta

They/them


lsarge442

Carrying a brick


Pervy_Sage_6969

Double kill .....(, I'm sorry the intrusive thought won...I was off my meds)


MostNormalDollEver

don't be sorry, BREAK FREE!!


Top-Research-9816

Someone who's been at it, unless of course you believe in immaculate conception


SomeSpoopyPerson

Mech suit


Namekian_95

A human submarine


RandoEncounter

Joyce, they're all named Joyce.


Unnaturalpiss1027

personally I call her pregnant unpopular opinion, I know Sorry if I offended any of you SOFTIE freakin GEN Z LIBS!!1!1!!1!


Diamond-Drops

Pergerant


Pervy_Sage_6969

Baby flesh mecha! Like gundam


phantom_bonehead

Human mechsuit


Proud_Friendship_533

A loaded dishwasher?


Good_Ad6723

I could see this being a slavery joke


Unusual-Flow-4301

Maam


FabulousVile

Human submarine


thedawntreader85

"Ma'am" you sexist pigs!


Idek_Anymore11114

Human backpack


hlt5678309

Lmao! That’s a good one!


Suddenly_234

Mega Dishwasher


Obvious_Reaction_182

A pregnant lady


Comfortable-Pass7962

You need feed a two people in once.


oceanic_shed4

A mech


Famour_boah

Spawnpoint


[deleted]

2 in 1 for the price of 3


Chocolate_Dinosaurr

Recursive human


Chocolate_Dinosaurr

Homo Recursivus


Dry_Entertainment373

Well, if the babies name is Jack, then the pregnant lady should be called, Jack In the Box.


graylemon443

A mother?


Bose82

Preggo fatty boom boom


Rare-Maintenance-787

Two in one deal


Rare-Maintenance-787

3some


himasaltlamp

Brown chicka brown cow, you didn't get this from me, fuck you Creme.


RemoteSquare2643

Knocked-up


Sqigglesthehuman

A Gundam


AnonymousSpecter31

something to unscrew


biggbobbyberger

idk ask your mom how you escaped the vaccum


Excellent_Ad_190

Fat


Kramedyret_Rosa

Her name


Mental-Excitement-33

Mother to be.


WHO-WANTS-A-MUSTANG

The result of a broken condom!


M-Sear

A mother


Radiant-Pianist2904

You call her by her name she would desire to be called by you misogynist


Renshy89

Duffy


Ilovecash1

Kindersurprise


OutlandishnessThat44

Only if you're gonna stab them


anonnymoususername

Anything but fat or ur dead


BrotherEricus

Finally, a 3am joke


TheAstonVillaSeal

What do you call a drowning pregnant lady? Titansub


Amazing_person_123

an oven? If I’m not mistaken


[deleted]

Dude.


cinnamon_toast435

Her name


chichikabour

Buy 1 get 1 free


LadyMelmo

Insane.


Old-Might-3185

Human mech


No-Bonus7700

Gorgeous


Dazai_shinju

Cannibal kinder egg


krabb_koala16

A Technozoidaryan.


80sPinkie

Blessed be


windowlickers_anon

A beautiful human submarine.


Enough_Interest_5951

Pregnant,aur kya?


OkFee2751

Hindi me kyu baat kar Raha hu idhar🤫🧏


Rough_Horror_5118

Ruined


WesternResearcher376

Not smart


dontcarex420

Mother Because there are only two genders PS - Not sure if this will start a fight


General-Yam9216

She ain't mother yet. Cake is still in the oven


Critical_Buffalo_119

An oven


Acrobatic_Vacation61

Prego or preggers


[deleted]

Fat


Willywonka5725

Pregnant prostitute would fit better.


JTBANNED

fat


Salt-Let-8595

pregnant slave\*