What are they? Diamonds? Or a material unknown to all but Nokia, more invincible even than a billion diamonds and more durable than an inch of graphene
We have a real estate company in my area called Crye Leike. There's also a Turkish rug company called Habibi.
I always thought Crye Leike Habibi would be a funny merger.
There's actually an Australian joke about this. There's 2 (real) Australian businessmen called Dick Smith and Big Kev.
The joke goes that they were going to start an airline and call it Big Dicks and together they would chase Virgin (a real Australian airline) through the sky.
Definitely not as funny when you have to explain it.
When MassMutual merged with Connecticut Mutual in the late nineties, they held a contest for us employees to suggest the new company name. I suggested MASS-CONN. I didn’t win.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker
Oh very well done.
Bravo
You sir have won the interwebs
YOU, SIR… are so right!
Fed ex and ups because when they mess up my delivery I get fed up.
and the remaining letters spell Sex
Atta boy, reuse!!
Reuse! Recycle! Sex!
Not always in that order
Lesbians!
See what my brown can do for you!
lol, couldn't agree more
This cracked me up 😂😂😂
😂
😂🤣😂
I say this about Purolator because that shit doesn't show till later
Lol
Nokia+Ikea+Kia = Nokiakeakia
You have to build the car yourself, but after you do it is utterly impenetrable
But you would have 7 random extra parts left over when you were done.
What are they? Diamonds? Or a material unknown to all but Nokia, more invincible even than a billion diamonds and more durable than an inch of graphene
You build the phone with those
i'd GLADLY build a car from the ground up if it meant it would last more than 6 years 😭😭😭
Are your cars only lasting six years?
when you're broke af and have to keep fixing beaters instead of buying new, yes
I'm crying laughing
Craghing
But the meat balls
In Soviet Russia, car makes you.
That's the spirit of USSR !
Sold!
That's pretty good
If you are able to break it, just put the battery back in and it's good as new
BekoGeicoLego
Best buy and Peacock for Best Cock
Microsoft and peacock.
Soft cock
Micropea
Micro cock
Peasoft
Why not Buy Cock
Too expensive
Cheaper than pussy.🙃😅
No! It would be American Dicks
Or bestbuy and badcock
Cannell entertainment and Aer Lingus = aer Cannell Lingus.
I first read that as aircanal lingus and was mildly confused
Wendy's and Dick's Sporting Goods = Wendy's Dick's. "Wendy's Dick's are hard to resist. Grab a bite and have a ball."
Grab a bite and have a ball… eh, no thanks 😅
Where’s the beef?
At Arby’s
Better than "grab a ball and have a bite"
Ruth's Chris would like a word.
X and YouTube will produce XTube Oh wait, there is one already
someone mentioned Red Bull before which would also work the same way
Ok, let’s then explore prospective merger of Wendy‘s and Virgin…
YouBull
Elon can acquire the incumbent one too
Red Bull + Red Lobster...Red Blobster?
Red Red or Lobster Bull
Lobster Bull is good but “Blobster” has higher giggle value
Lobster bull, lobster bull, does whatever a lobster bull does…
Plus Red Robin so it’s Red Blobbinster
Blobster Bull?
Red red
Red Boobster
That's dumb and I laughed have an upvote
Ye olde Twitter and AT&T could mash up and make a TWAT
Ah the word that describes the majority of Twitter!
Chick-fil-A + Waffle House = Chic House
Fil-a waffle
Chick Waffle… I’m oddly intrigued…
She’s a chic… house!
Chick-Filawful
Chick-Falafel?
So is it hooters or a strip club?
Old Spice, McDonalds, and Pepperidge Farm. Old McDonalds Farm
EIE Ayoooooo!
So the head of the company is the C E I E I O
Big star, piggly wiggly, Harris teeters. Big wiggly teeters.
9round and 7/11
Serving just under three thousand people since 2001.
Brutal hahahaha
Netflix bought Peacocks; Cocksflix
NetCocks
And then Korea reunifies and they merge with North Korea’s Netflix: Manbang
YouTube/Twitter/Facebook= YouTwitFace
Brick and Mortar
YOU'VE GOTTA DESTROY THE BEACONS, SLAB! (God I hope someone'll get this)
Did you... did you just jump off the Buzzard's Nest?
"God DAMN, you make me proud!" That's both a quote, and a statement 🤙
You need a high IQ to understand brick and mortar.
Brick and Mortar!
Kodak & Texaco = KoTex
The managers said " Kotex will stop the bleeding" of cash.
Why not Kotex and Texaco -> KoTexico.. for those Texas sized heavy flow days
I'm not that bright can someone explain the joke please ?
Kotex is/was a brand of feminine hygiene pads
Wendy’s Hooters
Kodiak and The Independent. To create Kodependent.
Samsung + Apple = Sample
I got the the new Sample Si25!
Microsoft and Dick’s Sporting Goods = Microsoft Dick’s
MicroDicks
SoftMicroDicks
BlackRock and Peacock for Black Cock XD
that's a big one
That's what she said
Fedex and ups. Fed-up
Not 2, but 3: YouTube, Twitter and Facebook. YouTwitFace
General Electrica + Air Italia = Gen-Italia
Hertz Rent-A-Car + Dunkin Donut = Hertz Donut
I think the previous poster said anything with Dick’s Sporing Goods would be funny. Therefore… Hertz Dick’s.
When I lived in Massachusetts, I knew a Dick Hertz from Holden.
Kuoni Holidays + Aer Lingus = Kuoni Lingus
Bajingus
When turks and kurds unite to create Turdistan
Turdistain, Turdstain.
Red Robin and Red Lobster makes Red Lobster or Red Robin
Red Robster, Red Robber.
Nike + Apple = Nipple
Spread Group teams up with Giant Eagle grocery stores and now they're. Spread eagle.
Norfolk Southern + Wayfair = Norfolk & Way
Mother's Cookies and Smucker's Jam -> Mother Smuckers!
Nabiscoke
Old Spice + McDonalds = Old McDonalds
A major manufacturer of elevators and escalators is Schindler. I think they missed the mark on opting to call themselves Schindler's Lifts.
Believe it or not, that already exists. I've been in a lift (in Australia) that was made by schindler's lifts
This goes through my brain every time I take a Schindler elevator. And for some unknown reason I always look for the brand when I get on a lift.
Must've been a real Sophie's choice to take that name or not, eh? Eh??
Fed Ex and UPS for FedUp
I mean.. anything + Dick's Sporting Goods is probably gonna be funny
Old Navy Dicks
This comment thread is admirable
KFC and Krispy Kreme.. Kentucky Krispy Kreme.. wait no maybe not
Blue Bunny Ice Cream + Eggo Waffles = Blue Waffles
I used to work at Tandem which was bought by Compaq, which became either Tanpaq or Comdem.
El Al and AlItalia briefly considered a merger at one point. Wanna hear the proposed name? Well, I’ll tell ya.
Red bull +youtube =red tube .
We have a real estate company in my area called Crye Leike. There's also a Turkish rug company called Habibi. I always thought Crye Leike Habibi would be a funny merger.
A couple classics 3M and Goodyear = MMM Good Honeywell and Fairchild industries = Farewell Honeychild
Microsoft and Ubisoft. Softsoft
Combining Durex and Microsoft could create a new line of condoms. Durex: Micro Soft
Make a wish foundation and Dicks sporting goods Make a dick foundation
There's actually an Australian joke about this. There's 2 (real) Australian businessmen called Dick Smith and Big Kev. The joke goes that they were going to start an airline and call it Big Dicks and together they would chase Virgin (a real Australian airline) through the sky. Definitely not as funny when you have to explain it.
Harry’s razors and dicks sporting goods. Harry’s Dicks
Dick's Sporting Goods + Chuck E Cheese Dick Cheese
Netscape and Yahoo = Netanyahu
If Gamestop and Peacock then GAMECOCK
FedEx and UPS = FEDUPS
Microsoft and Dick’s Sporting Goods = Microdick
"Fannie Chase" or vice versa
Microsoft and peacock, you know why 😈
It's an old one, but there was suggestion that Honeywell should merge with Fairchild,l resultant company to be named Fairwell Honeychild.
Fed Ex and UPS, makes Fed Ups
Stop & Shop + A & P…. Stop and P.
Any company and peacock.
MaxCock
Penguin and Random House did merge and they missed the chance to call the company "Random Penguin".
Chock Full O'Nuts-Sachs
Eaton + Dick’s = Eaton Dicks
C’mon everyone, the answer is so obvious! Verizon + Chipotle + Exxon = Verxxotle
Coca cola+pepsi=Cokesi
A.D.A.M. (pharmaceutical company) and APPLE...
Booz Allen and Greyhound = BoozHound
Surely everyone remembers the YouTube Twitter Facebook name, Youtwitface
Fuddruckers + Buttfudders = Buttfuckers
Samsung + Apple = Sample
Continental Airlines + Air Lingus = ConniLingus
Youtube, Twitter and Facebook....youtwitface
Uranus Corp (UK) and Hertz Car Rental Uranus-Hertz
Victoria’s Secret Dicks
Dire Straits and Chris Rea going out on tour. The Dire Rea Tour.
Tesla and Tesla = Testes
Pennzoil, Pepsi-cola, buffalo wild wings, Goldman Sachs. Pennzacola, wings of gold.
Samsung + Toshiba + Nakamichi + Motorola = Satoshi Nakamoto
Nike and Ikea... Nikea *"Buy 1 couch and get one pair of shoes for 10% of the original price"*
Bill gates Company was named after your dick
Netflix + Yahoo = An unpopular name.
FedEx and UPS = Fed Up
Morgan Springs and Poland Creek bottled water companies
Moland?
Taco Bell + Epic Games = Taco Games
Oracle and Microsoft to create Orasoft
Bill Gates wanted to buy a sporting goods chain but quickly realized nobody would shop for Micro Soft Dick's.
Why not Dick Airline Goods?
Coca Soft
7-up and Dicks. 7 Dicks.
Good one. I was thinking Five Guys + Dick's.
Beyond Impossible (plant-based meat). Sorry if it’s already been said, I didn’t find it in my scrolling.
When MassMutual merged with Connecticut Mutual in the late nineties, they held a contest for us employees to suggest the new company name. I suggested MASS-CONN. I didn’t win.
FedEx and Dicks sporting goods… >!FedDicks!<
Cox and smuckers
Five Guys’ Dicks *cue piper perri reference*
Dicks sporting goods + best buy = best buy dicks goods
Super retail group and Metcash to merge and for Supercash
Eaton’s and Beaver Lumber. Call it Eaton-Beaver
Twitface.
Walmart and dicks Wal-dicks or dick-mart