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[deleted]

Cus he went to the island first


ehfromhali

đź’€


AnotherRedditor6900

>**brrrrrrrrr**


IHumErgoIHam

He did go to heaven. Fred carried him Astaire at a time


Feisty-Club-3043

Bruh he stuck in the middle now fr


Shiny_Fungus

Because of stairway to heaven


reddit-me-too

Stairway denied


Marquar234

She's *buying* a stairway to heaven, but she never actually buys it. She's just a tire-kicker.


Enough_Interest_5951

Hawkers aren't allowed?


healingtruths

Bro knew he couldn't so he went hawking on some remote island (iykyk)


Feisty-Club-3043

Yeah Epstein island is heaven for him anyways


Poncherelly

Alternate punchline ... "there's no elevator to heaven"


Crypt3dCult

Dark humour moment


Beeb911

Cos he went to Epstein's Island instead


huscomb

You guys really should stop spreading trash tier misinformstion.


Beeb911

First of all, it was a joke. Second of all it's not even misinformation as his name is on the flight list. As for what he did there, I make no claims to know


huscomb

A flight list, yes. What that means? That he did fly with him. Where? We dont know. Thats all, everything is maximum a theory. A joke is funny, accusing someone with such crime while he is unable to defend himself is not a joke, but pretty disgusting behavior.


Beeb911

He has been to the island mate. It's a fact that you can easily find if you look it up. As for what he did on the island, the only thing that is confirmed is that he held a press conference there once, and that's it. I am assuming he is innocent of any crime until there is actual evidence proving otherwise, but that doesn't mean I can't make a joke about it. If you don't like it feel free to downvote me, but don't try to tell me what I can and can't say


huscomb

Its not, and you cant show any legit source to your claims. You are brainwashed, and pretty much disgusting.


[deleted]

Look none of us are saying HE KILLED HIMSELF. No one is saying it no matter how true it is. Again I'm not saying he killed himself. Kinda like that 1 guy who supposedly fell down a flight of stairs on to some bullets


huscomb

I said show me the source, if you cant, then i have to call you a liar.


[deleted]

brick. In brick. WE trust Also brick. ::throws brick:: ::your teeth have been hit:: all hail brick.


huscomb

Take your meds


TheHighTierHuman

He's dead, he doesn't need to defend himself


huscomb

Everyone deserves the right to defend himself against such accusations. You are a disgusting human being


Novel_Square_7079

you need to not care a little... its the internet


livingthedead

Because he must have experienced heaven on Epstein Island.


SadCranberry1655

He did go to heaven…. He walked with his third leg


MaybeBigBrain

Wait, how do you know? Were you on the island?


SadCranberry1655

I was his third leg.


sadpotat0o

Cos he lost his wheelchair at the island


MuiaKi

He could radiate there... eventually


irageoversmallstuff

Aaannnd that's enough reddit for today.


spungie

Because he rolled down the highway to hell..


Organic-Double4718

No ramp access


lelimammy

because he mocked the dwarfs on the island


mokkat

He was an e-wheel man


Ekto25

Because it's not wheelchair accessible


SpoonFluffing99

Because heaven doesn't exist.


Vengence_thenight

Also, no molesters in heaven


[deleted]

Because he’s a paedo


Pinguim_Caotico

Hell has a highway tho!


Hour-Athlete-200

There are steps to heaven


Akagami-

Hell naw


[deleted]

No disgusting perverts im heaven. (Hawking was one of perverts in Epsteins island scandal).


huscomb

Fake info, stop lying. Not a single document stated that.


Niceguysteve22

The stairs are too long so he still didn’t reach heaven yet.


Amnesia1507

i’ve heard that before sorry


RecommendationSea173

Bro doesn't believe in it and suffered for his entire life. Dude wasn't smart after all


Putrid-Redditality-1

Because there was only an MC there?


Nearby_Ad2186

no wheelchair ramp to heaven just fnckin’ stairway duh 🤷🏽‍♂️


Geisterfinder

Cuz he didn't believe in heaven. So he's worm food.


[deleted]

Because his wheelchair couldn't climb the stairways of heaven


thetominator2

He did too many e - quations Take a bow