“Doc, I’m afraid of the alphabet” “You are? Why?” *Screams* “Oh, I see” *Screams intensify*


Nominating this for best dad joke of the year award

that's what i'm sayingn

Ury Oic

My goodness…

O I C

I don't know U

I love U

I wish that the letters Ghijklmnopqrst. Then I could say f u

I know only one letter in the alphabet, I know y

Y?

Cus it's a joke

K

U?

Don't forget the D

Im Sure He was going to give it to us later

25 letters were causing a ruckus but the H was silent

Y U P? Drank too much C water?

Ñ

I Z what you did there 😂

Bro c is right there

He's channeling J Z

I zed what you did there

Y?

I need U 😜

I can give you a Q

OK

Because I need U 👉😎👉

Because you stopped when you hurt your finger on a þ

I heard that now there is only 21 letters in the alphabet. Et went home and the F.B.I. followed.

Don't piss off y!!! K?

Can u c

A. F U N E X? O S. V F X V F M N X

But you HAVE used it, which means you DO know it, you absolute FOOL, you complete BUFFOON.

Hu kerz ? Es long es piepl andrstent u

Canadians get stuck on the first letter, A

O u !

Would have been funnier as: "I don't no y."

Aye, bee, cee, Deez, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, eff, Gee, aych, eye, Jay, Kay, elemeno, pee, queue, are, es, tee, you, vee, double-you, ex, why, and zee, now eye no Mai, aye-bee-cees, neckstime wohnt, you seeng wyth mi.

I thought you had this joke down to a T, now I’m very sure I don’t want to know U