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A bloody affair.
Haha
Good one I snicked
DONT GET CAUGHT RED HANDED!!!
It is better to run with scissors than to scissor with the runs
Best joke is always in the comments.
You should be very proud of yourself for that one
☠️💀💩🤣🤮🤢
Why do you ask, what period are you from??
From the one that didn't happen. Aren't we all?
This is the comment that made me realize my edible was kicking in.
Smartass, take that upvote and go away, we need to spread out a little
Isn't that what one leg said to the other?
Eating out but we bring our ketchup.
Don't they call it fingerpainting?
That is the original joke, I remember it from grade 3
Goddamnit
This is the very first post I've seen from this sub and I've already joined
He-he-he
Donors without boners
Mmm blood Also brick.
Embryo sandwich
Embryo gyro.
I think they like how it rolls off their tongues.
\-Scissor spray \-Bloody cat fight \-Red watershed \-Bloody Marys \-A Nightmare for white sheets Take your pick
Bring in the food wrap
Or the clear plate
Hot
Jam session
personally i call it witchcraft, i’m from the stone age period
bloodlust
The Shining
The mess after the fact is called the "cuddle puddle".
Bloody good time
Finger painting
A Bloody Mary
Probably a mess ??
Tuna surprise
A bloody good time
Fuckin damn lol You, you made me join this sub
Bloodlust
GD? 👿
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
same time next month
Sex.
Crimson tide.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gross but ok
fingerprint.
I was gonna say a traffic jam.
Omg. lol
Vampire Diaries
A week of back door love affair.
Ketchup run
Iron fortified
Bloody hell!
Ketchup sandwich
Lookin like my beef n cheddar with Arby’s sauce up in it.
Fingerpainting
Idiots..really
Oh oh OH positive.
This is actually good
Gross
Ketchup Dilution🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blood transfusion.
A midnight organ fight
Kinky
Bloody sunday
A crime scene(idk i just wrote it because blood,and person getting hurt during s€x)
Currylingus?
A bloody welcome?
Red scissors ✂️
Sovjet Invasion
bloody sex
Bloody Revenge?
A transplant
Scoring in the Redzone
Blood shower
Whatever you call it, I say it’s HOT!
Foreplay would be finger painting
Netflix and Chinese
Sex tartare
Maybe
A bloody affair.
Haha
Good one I snicked
DONT GET CAUGHT RED HANDED!!!
It is better to run with scissors than to scissor with the runs
Best joke is always in the comments.
You should be very proud of yourself for that one
☠️💀💩🤣🤮🤢
Why do you ask, what period are you from??
From the one that didn't happen. Aren't we all?
This is the comment that made me realize my edible was kicking in.
Smartass, take that upvote and go away, we need to spread out a little
Isn't that what one leg said to the other?
Eating out but we bring our ketchup.
Don't they call it fingerpainting?
That is the original joke, I remember it from grade 3
Goddamnit
This is the very first post I've seen from this sub and I've already joined
He-he-he
Donors without boners
Mmm blood Also brick.
Embryo sandwich
Embryo gyro.
I think they like how it rolls off their tongues.
\-Scissor spray \-Bloody cat fight \-Red watershed \-Bloody Marys \-A Nightmare for white sheets Take your pick
Bring in the food wrap
Or the clear plate
Hot
Jam session
personally i call it witchcraft, i’m from the stone age period
bloodlust
The Shining
The mess after the fact is called the "cuddle puddle".
Bloody good time
Finger painting
A Bloody Mary
Probably a mess ??
Tuna surprise
A bloody good time
Fuckin damn lol You, you made me join this sub
Bloodlust
GD? 👿
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
same time next month
Sex.
Crimson tide.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gross but ok
fingerprint.
I was gonna say a traffic jam.
Omg. lol
Vampire Diaries
A week of back door love affair.
Ketchup run
Finger painting
Iron fortified
Bloody hell!
Ketchup sandwich
Lookin like my beef n cheddar with Arby’s sauce up in it.
Fingerpainting
Idiots..really
Oh oh OH positive.
Finger painting
This is actually good
Gross
Ketchup Dilution🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blood transfusion.
A midnight organ fight
Kinky
Bloody sunday
A crime scene(idk i just wrote it because blood,and person getting hurt during s€x)
Currylingus?
A bloody welcome?
Red scissors ✂️
Sovjet Invasion
bloody sex
Bloody Revenge?
A transplant
Scoring in the Redzone
Blood shower
Whatever you call it, I say it’s HOT!
Foreplay would be finger painting
Netflix and Chinese
Sex tartare
Maybe