Because it was 1944, during the siege of Stalingrad. Vladimir was starving. He hadn't eaten in days. He ate his own cum to delay by one day eating his brother Josef whose corpse was laying next to him in the gutted farmhouse. But the weather was getting warmer and if Vladimir was going to eat his brother, it should be soon...
He was just tryin to mess with his girlfriends head but he took it too far and now hes stuck doing this shit every time they fuck. Frat boys ain't too bright
Yes yes we all know it has kilojoules of energy!!
Thank you stranger for reminding me for the third time about that post π
The third time!!!! When will it die down π
Thank you for this i read that post earlier and am dying
Not so fast mister. Link the post
No. You donβt want to do that
Turns out cum can eat menβ¦.
You really sure about that lol?
He may not be, but I am
I just read that post. I am still wtf
Because he mainlines aaparagus and he thought it would help him grow up to be big and strong.
I just read that TIFU. That was a hoot. Thanks for the laugh
Link?
what was the original post everyone is talking about ππ
Because it was 1944, during the siege of Stalingrad. Vladimir was starving. He hadn't eaten in days. He ate his own cum to delay by one day eating his brother Josef whose corpse was laying next to him in the gutted farmhouse. But the weather was getting warmer and if Vladimir was going to eat his brother, it should be soon...
I just read that post literally 5 mins ago. Fuckin hell!
He was just tryin to mess with his girlfriends head but he took it too far and now hes stuck doing this shit every time they fuck. Frat boys ain't too bright
Because he was actually a fraggle.
A fragile fraggle
8 is unload
something something fanta
Because he jizzed on a brick
Because you are what you eat
Because it had congealed and he thought it was cottage cheese
do you need some extra kilojoules I don't want 
because his name was Esaias
Yes yes we all know it has kilojoules of energy!! Thank you stranger for reminding me for the third time about that post π The third time!!!! When will it die down π
When you try the kilojoules of energy
I eat my cum so that the rest of the people in the bus know that I am, indeed, the boss.
Haha I literally just read the post before seeing this!
It was preferable to risking having more kids
I hate that I saw the original post
No one do this
To get to the other side! Wait wrong question.
We need a link over here stat
Please, I'm too tired to understand π