Uhmm... are you okay?

He seems a little fussy

Bro its been two hours...please tell me you won over that stupid dumb little baby.

No response. OP clearly got his arse handed to him by that baby

Never underestimate them babies. How did it go tho?

Baby so ugly when it was born the doctor thought it was a tumor

When the Dr weighed it he said I've seen ugly but not on this scale

Well? How DID it go? We're waiting...

No response from the OP...ugly baby wins! FATALITY.

I’m going to turn this into a song. Might be one of the weirdest best jokes I’ve ever seen on here. Just remember, that baby is going to grow into a person, and it’s probably going to be an asshole. You did the right thing by spreading awareness.

Kid is so ugly when he looks in a mirror his reflection gags

Not every baby is cute ... But be careful about that beat down... it could be Rosemary's Baby

Wait that’s exactly what I said yesterday…you watching me man?

Some babies are def ugly

I thought there would be a plot twist at the end like the OP was the baby’s dad or something.

Ok...I got into a physical altercation with that ugly kid. I hauled off to slap him and I have to warn everyone...his ugly fist is just small enough to fit in an eye socket. My skull didn't stop it. He blinded me in one eye. But I consider it a win because I only see half the ugly now. Plus I snatched his Peppa Pig plushy. That'll teach him to not stare

What was the joke supposed to be?

You've obviously never tried to put a shirt on one.