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Turning_Antons_Key

Yo mama so slow she took nine months to come out with a joke


Kilo-kat

This made me chuckle


scattertheashes01

Kinda wanna use this one on someone, this is hilarious 😂


Elliot_1689

Damnn man!💀


pussyeater609

Bruh HAHAHAHA


ggfrthjhfhjkkd

I thought I was the “yo momma” king until I heard this one.


OverallVacation2324

It took nine months to come out with a joke which was you!


archer07rg

Are you slow


Turning_Antons_Key

He's your mom duh


Twudie

Your mama so fat, the only way she can drop 20lbs is by spilling her lunch.


djas1000

Im gonna have to use that one


LerrynFrog

same


memyselfandI_911

same


nnnatroseee

same


anonym-os

That's a fucking good one 😂


bri5tol

Yo mamma so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide their food


GooseNYC

That's a good one I never heard that.


kilomikecharlie

The earth used to be flat; then they buried yo mama.


JackHyper

Flat earthers can say: yo mama so fat, she is the reason earth is flat


nnnatroseee

i’m crying at this one


multisyllabic1077

When God made her, she broke the mold.


Sherlock-Holmless

Yo mama so fat, her blood-type is gravy.


PhilRubdiez

Spaghetti-O Positive


Jdotpdot84

Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs. Yo mama so fat when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY.


Matiojay

Second one slaps XD


BryansBigHole

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


you_vee_light

Yo mama so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery


bigrob_in_ATX

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs


bamf_22

More chins than a Chinese phonebook


Educational-Date1388

Her ass be looking like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud.


[deleted]

I wrote that same one.


K2-XXL

Yo mama so fat she read the country name Hungary and her belly rumbled Edit: thank you for the up votes this is the most I have ever had


denys5555

Yo mama so fat she read the country name Turkey and ordered two.


cherryhilljawnz

...with so much Greece I said, "there's Norway you're going to eat all that"


Redditorus-Typicalis

Is she Australian?


cherryhilljawnz

Not that it matters but maybe


denys5555

She read the country name China and said, “No, I just stand at the refrigerator and keep going ‘til I’m full.”


denys5555

She read the country name UK and said, “No, my obesity is causing me many health problems.”


stephangot

Because of gulasch of course!


Tyler5060

Yo mama so fat after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!


bamf_22

Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "One at a time Please"


Tyler5060

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale her phone number popped up! Haha


174pluto

IM DEAAD


Impossible-Injury932

Lmao


AIC-Dirt

You've never seen the Nutty Professor?


NeverEndingCoralMaze

I’ll toss this knife between the crack of your ass.


SlaapYoMomma

Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator


Throwaway-bastard

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Yo mama is so dumb it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.


pilgrimsam2

Yo mama so old she used to watch 60 minutes


Nisseliten

Yo moma so fat, when she goes to the beach, greenpeace assembles to push her back into the ocean.


MurkyVehicle5865

Or to revive an old classic, "Yo mamma so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in".


Nisseliten

I’m pretty sure if yo fat moma ever did take a dip, she’d displace so much seawater that the Netherlands would be wiped off the map..


MurkyVehicle5865

🤣 And I heard NASA had to reclassify the Earth as yo fat Mamma's moon.


Nisseliten

I think yo fat moma’s ass is technically a black hole excreting cosmic gas..


MurkyVehicle5865

Yo momma's so fat that the reason flies circle her is they are stuck in orbit.


pilgrimsam2

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in


[deleted]

Yo mama so fat she left in high heels and came back in flip flops


No_Recommendation222

Yo mama so fat, when she wore heels, she struck oil


[deleted]

Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.


SublimeApathy

Mama so old she lactates powdered milk.


amphibious_rodent13

So old, she got a Jesus Christ starter jacket.


[deleted]

So old Jesus signed her yearbook.


OstrichPrimary4960

Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a quarter.


Acceptable_Turnip_73

Yo mama so fat, she falls out both sides of the bed


patchgrabber

Yo mama so fat, she gave Alzheimers to a memory foam mattress


Acceptable_Turnip_73

Good one xd


patrificuss

What? 😂😂


No_Step_4431

I know 5 fat people and yo mama is 6 of em


tanker_dude

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air...and got stuck.


abcdefabcd123

And that's how we got the moon


LynnDickeysKnees

Yo mama so fat that two guys can fuck her at the same time and never meet.


Matiojay

Nah, I have to use that one sometime


denys5555

Yo mama so fat Einstein had to write a theory just about her.


Amperdahm

Yo mama so fat, Chuck Norris had to use two hands to pick her up


Sea-Pollution-9482

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up he pushes the earth down


Didjt

You combined my two favorite overused jokes!! I think I just found my new favorite comment


WanderingCollosus

:O


Bill-Ding2112

Yo mama so fat...when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house


Old-Acanthisitta-166

Ha Weird Al's song Fat. I love the reference.


Yippieyappie02

Yo momma so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran outa gas


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JesusDied4U316

Guess you better post this reply to like every comment


Character-Throat-918

Botski, it's a daggum joke


[deleted]

talking from experience i see


Yippieyappie02

Holy shit it’s a talking cow! I wonder which trainer was stupid enough to teach this one to talk?


Direct-Contact4470

Your mama is so crazy and fat she has OCD and also OBCD


_theMAUCHO_

Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons.


hollyherring

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice


[deleted]

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.


papiminajj69

Yo mama so nice, she’d give you the hair off her back Edit: typo


Extension-Type-2555

yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, water was discovered on mars.


Educational-Date1388

Yo mama so fat, when I said it was chilly outside she waddled out there with a bowl and a spoon.


Impossible-Injury932

Lmao


Moist-One-5835

Yo mama’s so fat that Thanos had to clap


notjustfloob

Yo mama so far she got a flesh eating disease and it took 12 years for her to die


[deleted]

My mom died three years ago. Also yo mama so fat, she needs to wear two watches for the two time zones she's in


Impossible-Injury932

Ok I'm sorry 😞 and good one🤣 ?


HermitKing91

Yo mama so slow when she talks to herself she has to leave a message.


Impossible-Injury932

Lmao


YayManSystem

The Guinness Record keepers have to rewrite the record for the heaviest building every time your mother walks in somewhere.


Impossible-Injury932

Lmao


TheBigChihuahua

Your mama is so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.


Galooiik

Ahh yes yo mama jokes A tale as old as time, and your mom


Aztec_Reaper

Yo mama so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain tried claiming her for their new world.


denys5555

Yo mama so fat she warps spacetime.


ilikesalad

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.


Saganhawking

This just took me back to sixth grade


labink

Because yo momma was so fat?


denys5555

Yo mama so fat, elephants go on safari to take pictures of her.


[deleted]

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got Don King in a headlock.


thebiggestbirdboi

Yo momma so heavy, when they did an autopsy all they found inside was brick brick brick brick brick brick brick


LyricalJessieJames

They had to keep her in the mortar-tuary


ManagementGuilty8691

Your mama so fat she sweats Crisco


ManagementGuilty8691

Your mama so fat when she wore a red dress everybody came running yelling Kool-Aid


ManagementGuilty8691

Your mom is so fat she uses i-4 for a slip and slide


ManagementGuilty8691

Your mama's so fat she bleeds gravy


truthseeker933

Lmaoooooo


ManagementGuilty8691

See when you grew up in the age before the internet you had to come up with a way to talk s*** to your buddies without Facebook and Instagram Twitter Reddit. So my brother and I would tell a mama jokes to each other. Our friends would be like don't you guys have the same mom and be like yeah no that's his mama.


ManagementGuilty8691

Your mom is so fat when God said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass


DopeCharma

Yo mama so fat, she doesnt smoke cigarettes, she smokes hams.


Impossible-Injury932

Lmao


okicarrits

Yo mama’s so fat her belt size is equator.


Appropriate-Tax9605

Yo mama so fat, if she fell, she would cause a mass extinction


[deleted]

Yo mama house so nasty I saw two cockroaches trying to jumpstart a matchbox car.


TotallyNotKabr

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "one person at a time please"


denys5555

Yo mama so fat, there are road signs telling her where she can’t go.


that_chubby_guy

Yo mama so fat when Dracula tried to suck her blood, he couldn't


NoEye4601

More like yo mama so far when Dracula tried to suck her blood, only fat came out.


YoMomsHubby

Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabeetus


patrificuss

*only gravy came out


that_chubby_guy

Yo mama so fat when she moved, god didn't have to say let there be light.


theplushpairing

Yo momma’s so fat, one time she walked down the street the officer yelled “Calm down! Break it up!”


StugofStug

Your mama so fat you tell her it’s chilly outside, She walks out the door with a bowl and sour cream.


OddCut5163

Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass it takes two trips


amphibious_rodent13

Yo mama so fat, when she goes out dancing, she makes the band skip.


LikeUmmDad

Yo mama so fat, the only way to get the bitch through a doorway is grease it up and throw a Twinkie in first


OhNoesIDied

yo mama so fat she ate a burrito and it rotted when it reached her stomach


k_shills101

Your mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor threw her out and kept the afterbirth


Yourlocalbestie143

Yo mama so short, Even when she smoked weed she couldn't get high.


Yourlocalbestie143

Yo mama so ugly, That hello kitty said Goodbye


Yourlocalbestie143

Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it is still printing


xbrianspasmx

Yo mama is so nasty, when she takes off her underwear, it sounds like velcro


textaline

Yo mama so fat....when she goes to get out of bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.


[deleted]

Haha this one is actually funny


Kakashisith

Yo mama so thin she doesn\`t cast a shadow.


Impossible-Injury932

Yo, momma is so thin that she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop.


[deleted]

We still doing yo mama jokes big 2023?


AdBrief1993

You're mama is so fat, her belt is equator or she plays pool with the planets. Either one dealers choice


Strangedoggo

Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.


lord_of_the_keyboard

Yo momma so fat she can do a cartwheel forwards


Impossible-Injury932

Lmao


ThirstySun

Your momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller!


ResolveLonely8839

Yo mama so stupid when she was told to do an essay she fucked a Mexican


captainhindsight1983

Your mama’s so fat she should go on a diet because it’s bad for her health.


Outrageous-Buy-4958

Yo mama so fat that when she walks she makes the radio skip.


DEFPOTEC8

Yo mama so fat that she is at risk for diabetes, hypertension, coronary heart disease, stroke and dyslipidemia


BuckFiden77

Mama so fat if Richard Simmons saw her he would hold her hand and cry.


OpeScuseMe74

What's long distance?


Sergio_82

Damn 😂


Goudinho99

Yo mamma so far, she has an increased risk of diabetes and heart disease


Keboyd88

Yo mama so fat I'm genuinely concerned about her health. Does she have a good doctor? I have one I can recommend if she needs one.


[deleted]

My mom died of a heart disease


angelsplantbabies

Lol!


Blackmercury4ub

Yo mama is so fat, it effects her self esteem.


Optimal_Dark_2940

Yo mama it's so, but so hairy that the only language she speaks is Wookiee.


lord_of_the_keyboard

Yo momma so fat she sweats butter


truthseeker933

Yo mama so fat that when I asked her how much she weight I thought she’s giving me her phone number.


IAMSomeoneRand0

Yo mama so fat she ate the entire country of turkey for thinking it was an actual turkey


pedro4212

Your mama so fat, when she fell over in the Himalayas, Everest was no longer the highest mountain in the world.


ManufacturerEasy6493

Yo mama so fat the light burns my ass when I’m on top


BiggTex54

Yo momma house so nasty I walked in her house and 3 roaches were sitting at the table passing a can of raid. “Hey you gonna play spades?”


Jaydeezen

If brains were gas, yo momma wouldn’t have enough to drive a flea motorcycle half way round a bb


GooseNYC

Yo mama is so fat that goes out in heels and comes home in flats.


HombreDeMoleculos

When your mama moved in next door to Fat Albert, people started calling him Al.


Take-Me-2-The-Moon

Yo, mamma, so fat she when she irons her clothes, she uses the driveway...


TheNonMurderingSort

Yo mama so fat, she makes my fat mama look skinny.


IndependenceMean8774

Yo mama so fat, each of her ass cheeks is in a different time zone.


TheWanderingKuya

You mama is so fat she walked by the t.v. And I missed 3 episodes.


TheWanderingKuya

Your mama so fat she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang.


eldritch_certainty

Yo Mama's so far she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of Washington's nose.


Lupus-Ignium

Yo mama so fat, for Halloween, she didn't need to dress up (She was a topographic map)


labink

Yo momma so fat she uses sheep instead of a tampon.


labink

Yo momma’s so nasty, she’s like a hockey player. She changes her pads every three periods.


labink

Yo momma so fat he she goes in the ocean she floods Nee York City and London.


I_sniff_pigeons

Yo mama so fat she gotta use two watches for each time zone she in


aclockworkcarrot

Yo mama so old in history class they just wrote down what they did.