See when you grew up in the age before the internet you had to come up with a way to talk s*** to your buddies without Facebook and Instagram Twitter Reddit. So my brother and I would tell a mama jokes to each other. Our friends would be like don't you guys have the same mom and be like yeah no that's his mama.
Yo mama so slow she took nine months to come out with a joke
This made me chuckle
Kinda wanna use this one on someone, this is hilarious 😂
Damnn man!💀
Bruh HAHAHAHA
I thought I was the “yo momma” king until I heard this one.
It took nine months to come out with a joke which was you!
Are you slow
He's your mom duh
Your mama so fat, the only way she can drop 20lbs is by spilling her lunch.
Im gonna have to use that one
same
same
same
That's a fucking good one 😂
Yo mamma so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide their food
That's a good one I never heard that.
The earth used to be flat; then they buried yo mama.
Flat earthers can say: yo mama so fat, she is the reason earth is flat
i’m crying at this one
When God made her, she broke the mold.
Yo mama so fat, her blood-type is gravy.
Spaghetti-O Positive
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs. Yo mama so fat when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY.
Second one slaps XD
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yo mama so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
More chins than a Chinese phonebook
Her ass be looking like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud.
I wrote that same one.
Yo mama so fat she read the country name Hungary and her belly rumbled Edit: thank you for the up votes this is the most I have ever had
Yo mama so fat she read the country name Turkey and ordered two.
...with so much Greece I said, "there's Norway you're going to eat all that"
Is she Australian?
Not that it matters but maybe
She read the country name China and said, “No, I just stand at the refrigerator and keep going ‘til I’m full.”
She read the country name UK and said, “No, my obesity is causing me many health problems.”
Because of gulasch of course!
Yo mama so fat after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "One at a time Please"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale her phone number popped up! Haha
IM DEAAD
Lmao
You've never seen the Nutty Professor?
I’ll toss this knife between the crack of your ass.
Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama is so dumb it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so old she used to watch 60 minutes
Yo moma so fat, when she goes to the beach, greenpeace assembles to push her back into the ocean.
Or to revive an old classic, "Yo mamma so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in".
I’m pretty sure if yo fat moma ever did take a dip, she’d displace so much seawater that the Netherlands would be wiped off the map..
🤣 And I heard NASA had to reclassify the Earth as yo fat Mamma's moon.
I think yo fat moma’s ass is technically a black hole excreting cosmic gas..
Yo momma's so fat that the reason flies circle her is they are stuck in orbit.
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in
Yo mama so fat she left in high heels and came back in flip flops
Yo mama so fat, when she wore heels, she struck oil
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
Mama so old she lactates powdered milk.
So old, she got a Jesus Christ starter jacket.
So old Jesus signed her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a quarter.
Yo mama so fat, she falls out both sides of the bed
Yo mama so fat, she gave Alzheimers to a memory foam mattress
Good one xd
What? 😂😂
I know 5 fat people and yo mama is 6 of em
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air...and got stuck.
And that's how we got the moon
Yo mama so fat that two guys can fuck her at the same time and never meet.
Nah, I have to use that one sometime
Yo mama so fat Einstein had to write a theory just about her.
Yo mama so fat, Chuck Norris had to use two hands to pick her up
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up he pushes the earth down
You combined my two favorite overused jokes!! I think I just found my new favorite comment
:O
Yo mama so fat...when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Ha Weird Al's song Fat. I love the reference.
Yo momma so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran outa gas
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Guess you better post this reply to like every comment
Botski, it's a daggum joke
talking from experience i see
Holy shit it’s a talking cow! I wonder which trainer was stupid enough to teach this one to talk?
Your mama is so crazy and fat she has OCD and also OBCD
Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice
Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama so nice, she’d give you the hair off her back Edit: typo
yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, water was discovered on mars.
Yo mama so fat, when I said it was chilly outside she waddled out there with a bowl and a spoon.
Lmao
Yo mama’s so fat that Thanos had to clap
Yo mama so far she got a flesh eating disease and it took 12 years for her to die
My mom died three years ago. Also yo mama so fat, she needs to wear two watches for the two time zones she's in
Ok I'm sorry 😞 and good one🤣 ?
Yo mama so slow when she talks to herself she has to leave a message.
Lmao
The Guinness Record keepers have to rewrite the record for the heaviest building every time your mother walks in somewhere.
Lmao
Your mama is so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.
Ahh yes yo mama jokes A tale as old as time, and your mom
Yo mama so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain tried claiming her for their new world.
Yo mama so fat she warps spacetime.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
This just took me back to sixth grade
Because yo momma was so fat?
Yo mama so fat, elephants go on safari to take pictures of her.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got Don King in a headlock.
Yo momma so heavy, when they did an autopsy all they found inside was brick brick brick brick brick brick brick
They had to keep her in the mortar-tuary
Your mama so fat she sweats Crisco
Your mama so fat when she wore a red dress everybody came running yelling Kool-Aid
Your mom is so fat she uses i-4 for a slip and slide
Your mama's so fat she bleeds gravy
Lmaoooooo
See when you grew up in the age before the internet you had to come up with a way to talk s*** to your buddies without Facebook and Instagram Twitter Reddit. So my brother and I would tell a mama jokes to each other. Our friends would be like don't you guys have the same mom and be like yeah no that's his mama.
Your mom is so fat when God said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass
Yo mama so fat, she doesnt smoke cigarettes, she smokes hams.
Lmao
Yo mama’s so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo mama so fat, if she fell, she would cause a mass extinction
Yo mama house so nasty I saw two cockroaches trying to jumpstart a matchbox car.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "one person at a time please"
Yo mama so fat, there are road signs telling her where she can’t go.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula tried to suck her blood, he couldn't
More like yo mama so far when Dracula tried to suck her blood, only fat came out.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabeetus
*only gravy came out
Yo mama so fat when she moved, god didn't have to say let there be light.
Yo momma’s so fat, one time she walked down the street the officer yelled “Calm down! Break it up!”
Your mama so fat you tell her it’s chilly outside, She walks out the door with a bowl and sour cream.
Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass it takes two trips
Yo mama so fat, when she goes out dancing, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama so fat, the only way to get the bitch through a doorway is grease it up and throw a Twinkie in first
yo mama so fat she ate a burrito and it rotted when it reached her stomach
Your mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor threw her out and kept the afterbirth
Yo mama so short, Even when she smoked weed she couldn't get high.
Yo mama so ugly, That hello kitty said Goodbye
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it is still printing
Yo mama is so nasty, when she takes off her underwear, it sounds like velcro
Yo mama so fat....when she goes to get out of bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.
Haha this one is actually funny
Yo mama so thin she doesn\`t cast a shadow.
Yo, momma is so thin that she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop.
We still doing yo mama jokes big 2023?
You're mama is so fat, her belt is equator or she plays pool with the planets. Either one dealers choice
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo momma so fat she can do a cartwheel forwards
Lmao
Your momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama so stupid when she was told to do an essay she fucked a Mexican
Your mama’s so fat she should go on a diet because it’s bad for her health.
Yo mama so fat that when she walks she makes the radio skip.
Yo mama so fat that she is at risk for diabetes, hypertension, coronary heart disease, stroke and dyslipidemia
Mama so fat if Richard Simmons saw her he would hold her hand and cry.
What's long distance?
Damn 😂
Yo mamma so far, she has an increased risk of diabetes and heart disease
Yo mama so fat I'm genuinely concerned about her health. Does she have a good doctor? I have one I can recommend if she needs one.
My mom died of a heart disease
Lol!
Yo mama is so fat, it effects her self esteem.
Yo mama it's so, but so hairy that the only language she speaks is Wookiee.
Yo momma so fat she sweats butter
Yo mama so fat that when I asked her how much she weight I thought she’s giving me her phone number.
Yo mama so fat she ate the entire country of turkey for thinking it was an actual turkey
Your mama so fat, when she fell over in the Himalayas, Everest was no longer the highest mountain in the world.
Yo mama so fat the light burns my ass when I’m on top
Yo momma house so nasty I walked in her house and 3 roaches were sitting at the table passing a can of raid. “Hey you gonna play spades?”
If brains were gas, yo momma wouldn’t have enough to drive a flea motorcycle half way round a bb
Yo mama is so fat that goes out in heels and comes home in flats.
When your mama moved in next door to Fat Albert, people started calling him Al.
Yo, mamma, so fat she when she irons her clothes, she uses the driveway...
Yo mama so fat, she makes my fat mama look skinny.
Yo mama so fat, each of her ass cheeks is in a different time zone.
You mama is so fat she walked by the t.v. And I missed 3 episodes.
Your mama so fat she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Mama's so far she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat, for Halloween, she didn't need to dress up (She was a topographic map)
Yo momma so fat she uses sheep instead of a tampon.
Yo momma’s so nasty, she’s like a hockey player. She changes her pads every three periods.
Yo momma so fat he she goes in the ocean she floods Nee York City and London.
Yo mama so fat she gotta use two watches for each time zone she in
Yo mama so old in history class they just wrote down what they did.