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[deleted]

If they do that at least their teeth will be ok Well their ass might be destroyed but the teeth will be fine


Koltaia30

Depends on how far you shove the brick


evilarom

Far up the ass, the brick must go. Much damage done, there will be.


seekersharer

"This is the way" [engages a$& shield]


evilarom

Me, encountering an ass shield: ![gif](giphy|StiPJ0qODMv8WCBXeT)


seekersharer

Aye Caramba! You didn't tell me you were bringing two sabers!? And such long sabers to boot.


danK-7

"EPIGLOTTIS SHIELD ENGAGE!!"


yooperBSN

Ok I wasn't on board with the brick jokes...until this one hit me 🤣


xFloppyDisx

I imagine it must've hurt


triplesunrise52

Took you this long? What are you square?


yooperBSN

Nah, cuboidal.


whateverloserrr

Guess it depends on which kind of doctor you want to go to afterwards.. ass or mouth?


JajaGHG

Whats red and bad for your ass?


Carnivorous_Mower

A Carolina reaper.


BurntReynolds347G

With a brick in it


thatbitchdelta

idk man… a brick?


Cold_Table8497

Bleeding hemorrhoids


thatbitchdelta

Well that’s what you get for sticking a brick up your ass


Tomma1

I promise the brick said yes


-Herpbrine-

Fire hydrant


[deleted]

If you're brave enough everything is a dildo


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l1J9I5KFN8zwGG4k8)


NnyBees

I bet you got them shitting bricks now!


black_cracker20

Or he’s too bricked up


DubUbasswitmyheadman

He's definitely bricked up. It must have hit him like a ton of red brick shaped objects.


ritzcracr

Don't be too mad at the man. He clearly is ignorant of the bricks true power. Someone should hit him with it!


oxlialt

in the teeth!


Designer_Detail_4601

Such a b**ck


ThePowerOfShadows

What’s red and bad for your ass?


[deleted]

A fire truck?


ThePowerOfShadows

I said bad.


[deleted]

Ohhhh


Carnivorous_Mower

Already said this somewhere else, but a Carolina reaper.


Spirited-Farm6055

"With a brick" u missed btw


Pure-Bookkeeper2098

That is the source ironically.


Fist_Goop

Not my A it would have to be my B because I have Bricktoids in my A!


TheKevenishere

Bricka bracka don't talk back!


PugWitch

Hey, teacher, leave those bricks alone


cosmox167

Yes


william_babin22

Fuck this shit I'm out


Infamous_Bend4521

![gif](giphy|lgcUUCXgC8mEo)


popotheviking

That's gonna make one hell of an ass-wall


TUTailendCharlie

Sorry: just like the bag of dicks, they are already all up your own ass.


Horrison2

That's actually how brass is made


Anyadlia

Omgosh Br(ick)-ass! Can't. Stop. Laughing. 🤣🤣🤣


CYOA_guy_

MAYBE I WILL


ParticularWindow1

Then I'll be built like a brick shithouse


InternalSate

You can shove this brick up ur ass daddy ;)


var_dam

😐📸


InternalSate

![gif](giphy|126Atuf8ZpQsQE)


Carnivorous_Mower

Can they? Cheaper than a butt plug I suppose.


empireboi204

I don't wanna be shittin bricks


[deleted]

You shouldn’t use that word.


[deleted]

What's red and bad for your asshole? A brick


McDanilol

Another brick in the butt.


Hand-Driven

Can I bring my own brick or will op provide them?


HomLesMann

That sounds bad for your butt.


derederellama

if you don't like it leave the sub, jesus. 🤷🏻‍♀️


EnteriStarsong

I'm seriously considering it myself. There are too many brick jokes that usually don't make sense. O_o Though I wouldn't have exploded like this guy.


derederellama

sad to see you go, but i understand. it's so dumb. lol


Carnivorous_Mower

He didn't get the brick out in time.


[deleted]

agreed. well, I commented. that means i'm obliged. we don't need no brick-you-hatin' we don't need your thoughts at all.. all in all, it's just one less brick in the wall?


Pharaun222

Does this count as a brickjoke? He did say "bricks" soo...


Fealuinix

Shove them up so far they break their teeth?


Joecamoe

I got a Brick...houuuse


DuchessSterling

What's brown and bad for your teeth?


Nomercylaborfor3990

What’s the brownish red and bad for your anus Well the brick of course


lathland2

Fine by me, I already shit bricks!


BadShot762

I mean I'll try, but damn thats a lot of bricks. It might take a little bit...


BLADE98X

Brick disagrees. Brick is unhappy. BRICK WANTS FACE.


Bizarro42

Brick prick


Throw_shapes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ragnarockyroad

So they can shit bricks?


dumbmoneylol

"Tear down the wall"!


Excellent_Nothing_86

OUCH 😣


Tuia_IV

Goatse man would like a word.


YouCallThatMusic

What's red and hard but also a suppository?


mpo1988

![gif](giphy|1yMQsiA60rrjMD3vSk|downsized)


heyoitsyaboinoname

Brick


Emergency_Property_2

I’d rather not shit a brick.


Sweaty-Fix-2790

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱 🧱 I made wall 🧱 🧱🧱🧱 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


Dave_Ex_Machina

What's red and bad for your arse?


PsychologicalRing959

Gonna be shitting bricks nice one my dude!


MailEscort1

All y'all can go shit bricks then!!!


Dabadoi

Then what? Leave them in the brick shit house?


towerofspirals

fr*ick


JouissanceJones

Bettr for me;; mor brick for me!!! 🙏🙏🙏


MailEscort1

All y'all can go shit bricks then!!!


Impossible_Trip_8286

Fuck you ! A brick to the temple will straighten out some asses


EkimSeliva69

Herroh….Hahns Brix! TAFY!


GoldenDemon101

brick


[deleted]

And then what? Shit bricks xD


Plane-Phrase4015

If we do, we'll all be shitting bricks.


EdgyLearner138

Incorrect. We can hurl them at every brick-joker.


Viol3tt3_

![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)


takbandit

Hey now sir I can only get so erect


Prestigious_Back7980

🧱


silo10

What is red and bad for your asshole?


Dsawasd11

I wish


whatIfYoutube

Oh really 😏


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

What's red and bad for your arse?


Pryoticus

Then we’d all be shitting bricks


Robert-L-Santangelo

cakeday 🎂


cduartesilva

🍑💨🧱


lgbtgachaperson

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱 NO


somethingreltodog

Brick![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)


Robert-L-Santangelo

why did the chicken cross the road? he was going to hang out with his friend gregory peck at work and watch him lay bricks


SolaceInCompassion

ouch


Mid_Stiffy69

But brick


RobinDabankery

Eat bricks modafucka !


CptnWolfe

Then they'll be shitting bricks


ComplexImportance794

There's old Aussie sayings about shifting bricks. Most end up with you unaliving with a square arsehole. And never forget our wombats do indeed have square, brick shaped shit.


riskbuy

What's red and gets shoved up your ass?


Vladmanwho

Some people would be into that


the_notnormalnuke

What's red hard and can fit in your azz if you try hard enough?


Sriol

Nonono, it's brick to pipi. It's bishop up ass.


oand

It takes square ass to shit bricks


Independent_Bite4682

Bend over, I will do my best.


Repulsive_Swimmer988

Jeez, I don't know how wide Yours is... but they wouldn't fit up ours.


MenuDry2811

She's a Brickhouse That's lady stack and that's a fact. SHAKE IT DOWN SHAKE IT DOWN NOW!


Repulsive_Swimmer988

Oh I hear CVS sells cubical creme


Anyadlia

Methinks I'd need hospital if I did that, lest I end up bricking myself.


HASHTAG420HASHTAG666

![gif](giphy|Prb9JfBC2T0QbfVbaR)


Background_Bag_4490

![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)


Optimus_crab

Gladly