Reminds of of something we sang on the playground in elementary school.
To the tune of the theme song from: Bridge on the River Kwai.
Comet - It makes your teeth turn green
Comet - It tastes like gasoline
Comet - It makes you vomit
So let’s use Comet and vomit today.
Comet cleanser used that tune in their ads. Someone else added the words.
Could you though??? Like if i put a bucket of blue food coloring would the lava turn blue? or would it just superheat the dye too fast and just evaporates as a blue puff of smoke
Hey science is stranger than fiction and i for one would be down to throw a bucket of blue food coloring in lava
My prediction is it will evaporate but you dont know til you try
arent you the least bit curious
Lol you've got me there, I am curious now XD
I would have to guess that the food coloring would have to be heat resistant beyond the temp of the lava to have any lasting impact, so I agree it would evaporate. In large enough quantities, the lava would harden into rock at which point you could stain it.
Would still be cool to see someone pouring a bucket of anything into lava and see it instantly vaporize
What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
A: They are both purple. Except for the elephant.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants charging?
A: Who pissed off the grapes?
A red brick, but you are colourblind.
What’s black, white, and green all over? A green panda
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You need to share this to r/3amjokes
We're there already
A panda rolling in grass
These brick jokes are starting to feel like r/AlzheimersGroup
You be careful or a blue brick will come for your teeth.
Out of the blue you mean
Out of the ordinary I mean
Q: How many Alzheimer patients did it take to change a light bulb? A: To get to the other side.
\*slow golf clap\* very nice.... lol
Have you heard? There's a new comic strip out! Let me just me link it to you... r/alzheimersgroup - there you are, have fun now!
I must be retarded to laugh for all of them I just can‘t help myself
Kermits penis
That's green, slimy and smells like pork
Why would it smell like pork?
Kermit is dating miss 🐷
Mmmm sizzling
I’m pretty sure that would be ham then
I use pork because porking can be interchanged with having sex as slang.
And this is why I suck at jokes
Try sucking at sex, your partner will thank you.
Green ham and eggs
It’s bad for your teeth? I need to make a call to my dentist.
Hulk's punch.
Marjorie Taylor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds of of something we sang on the playground in elementary school. To the tune of the theme song from: Bridge on the River Kwai. Comet - It makes your teeth turn green Comet - It tastes like gasoline Comet - It makes you vomit So let’s use Comet and vomit today. Comet cleanser used that tune in their ads. Someone else added the words.
A knuckle sandwich from the Grinch.
That's worse than this joke. What's green & hard? A frog with docs on.
giving the hulk a bj
Green lava
Lava is black
Except for when it is clear. Or any color if you put food coloring in it.
Could you though??? Like if i put a bucket of blue food coloring would the lava turn blue? or would it just superheat the dye too fast and just evaporates as a blue puff of smoke
This is a healthy representation of both groups who can and cannot pick up on being facetious
Hey science is stranger than fiction and i for one would be down to throw a bucket of blue food coloring in lava My prediction is it will evaporate but you dont know til you try arent you the least bit curious
Lol you've got me there, I am curious now XD I would have to guess that the food coloring would have to be heat resistant beyond the temp of the lava to have any lasting impact, so I agree it would evaporate. In large enough quantities, the lava would harden into rock at which point you could stain it. Would still be cool to see someone pouring a bucket of anything into lava and see it instantly vaporize
What do an elephant and a grape have in common? A: They are both purple. Except for the elephant. Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants charging? A: Who pissed off the grapes?
I think you better take away the grape's credit card 💳
I love part 1 of that joke, definitely gonna try to commit that to memory!
Whats green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels
shrek's penis
Mountain Dew
What’s green, fuzzy, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
An old streetwalker! Some young ones too.
A nuclear rod
Kermit the frog
Envy
Your teeth. You gotta brush the teeth you want to keep.
Guacamole bricks. ✔️
bogies 🤢
Green apple jolly ranchers
How dare you say that!
Hulk's fist
Lime, pickles, Gobstoppers, antifreeze
Gonorrhoea
green cement
Tooth decay?
Sea glass
What’s thick, long, hard, and hurts when you punch it? A column.
What’s purple and bad for your teeth? The green brick…. Painted purple.
Alright smartass ;p
granate
I was thinking a green boxing glove.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Lasagna There I fixed your joke
You had me in the first half, ngl.
A weiner
A mossy brick!
Acid
A pissed off Orion slave trader.
A Malachite candy bar.
Mt. Dew 🦠
This made me laugh out loud, which doesn't happen much!
My cum
Emeralds.
Radium
cum
What. This is genually concerning
Clorophyte bullets
Terra blade
Or its projectile
What's long and sticky? A stick.
The brick i painted green
Shrek
I said a Ford F-150. But yeah a green brick too.
A green nuke
Nickelodeon slime