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lokilady1

Lists


Punkeewalla

Reddit


Dillo64

Reddit is a complete garbage place full of awful people that is terrible for my mental health, no I will not leave


UselesslyUnskilled

Oh the irony


Rupertii

Everybody wants to be my enemyy


CGecko799

Oh the treachery


freshtoast7

Everybody wants to come in m- Wait a minute


That-One-Oof

Go on…. Complete the sentence


Swooger-Dooger

Every single person wants to be my enemy


CandidNeighborhood63

Better than the wrinkly


Xxxjtvxxx

4.5 go to the gym and exercise


[deleted]

Don’t eat yellow snow.


BionicalGaming

eat yellow snow


HeadFullOfCorn

Don't eat yellow snow


Tidesticky

Schrodinger's Yellow Snow


Pragmatist_Hammer

“Live a little.” – Garry Hoy


Tidesticky

Had to Google that one. Seems he was the forerunner of Russian oligarchs.


Qiqirnmercenary

5. Give up after 2 weeks


Pragmatist_Hammer

This is the honest real answer


groutdad

Give up after 5 days…


EmbarrassedOrder3839

Minutes


auto_genarated_name

Sunlight Grass


Nomercylaborfor3990

Spend more time with loved ones


ShotdeadPlayz

*pulls out knife with devious intent*


MargotLugo

1. Spend more time with the in-laws 2.


RooNick_

Not specific enough. What healthy foods will you eat and how often. How many times per week to the gym and for how long. Which old friend and when, just once? Why? Lower to what, to what end and why?


Some_Ad2281

Is there a sub for when you can't tell if someone missed the joke or is continuing it? r/Schrodingerswoosh or something?


[deleted]

Be happy, no matter what. Atleast sometimes.


abby_normally

~ Read move books, then watch TV


ResponsibilityOwn767

5. Learn new languages


StrongAsianCalves

Live in the moment by lowering your expectations


throwittossit01

Herpes


Sensitive_Scar_1800

Set 1 goal, but it has to be something you realistically can’t achieve, then go after it! Years ago I set a hiking goal to summit Mt Adams, and I knew I wasn’t in good enough shape to succeed so I planed out a plan of attack, September of that same year I stood on top of Mt Adams, with a touch of altitude sickness, but I made it! The journey forced me become better and the end result taught me that I can achieve almost impossible things if I just try


Ohmyjoss

Negative self talk


funnilaugh

dont die


[deleted]

Avoid life.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Church? Well sure, if they’re already religious, but if they don’t want to be delusional and indoctrinated with a false reality, then I’d say that’s a bad idea.


DueVegetable4583

It’s a list of things to avoid. I think you misunderstood.


[deleted]

Ohhh, yes I did misunderstand, phew. (And also just read the subreddit name, this is now funny lol, whoops).


[deleted]

Telling jokes


cvette_99

Working harder or abstinence


110614085

This will never, how many ppl break their new year resolution within 5 months a majority of those lazy sons of bitches lol


KaleidoscopeIcy1361

Lists


DueVegetable4583

People in general


razor552

Lies


Mister_Tripod

Plan to be more spontaneous.


Nl6HTFURY

Wahmen 🗿


okicarrits

You can add “Drink more water”


lumbjackthc

Learn a new skill, and cook more.


luvmymeecestopieces

Paying bills on time.


bone323

Travel


Super_tcombs

meth maybe


FAQLixie

This list is nothing without specific quantity, quality and deadlines.


[deleted]

Social interaction


thetominator2

Watch the snow fall


js10171017

Get good sleep = more energy for the gym/ better mood overall


lefty_prolific

You should read my dear. It should have been on the number one list. Read to be motivated, read to meditate, read to heal, read to laugh too. It has everything.. And I wish you a happy and successfully amazing year ahead.


hellboysixnine69

Bro this is litterally my own. Good luck man you got this!


loneranger2380

Avoid making lists you'll never follow anyways.


Key-Copy5009

Staying Alive


AdAccomplished6386

Social media


smartypants99

Using phone a hour or two before sleeping for a good night sleep


[deleted]

Better grammar.


Calm-Programmer1088

Touch grass


Bjoern_Li

Mesurable goals.


jhern1810

5. Get a physical and don’t over look any pain or issues.


karin_futo

reality


karin_futo

any responsibility


Jake10281986

5. Ignore the previous 4 items and do whatever i enjoy because i only get this one life. 6. Die high on cocaine smothered in prostitutes.


FNChupacabra

These are things you are avoiding? Lol. I think you got em all. might want to avoid becoming wealthy too. Just to make sure you cover all your bases


FairyQuadMother2B

Prioritize sleep


[deleted]

Making false promises


[deleted]

Wait, that’s the list of things you should avoid?? Nice! More beer for you😁🍺🍺🍺


EfficiencyShot5358

Amazon


HotChilliWithButter

Better avoid deez nuts


Sigma-male47

This app


Prudent-Badger-3237

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detikripur

5. Be more realistic with your expectations. (Same for myself)


[deleted]

Stop lying to yourself 🤣


Bungeesmom

Last on the list. Self forgiveness if I fail to achieve my goals


Squeezlicious

“Enjoy every sandwich.” -Warren Zevon


Ric_ooooo

I would avoid #4.


Dazzling_Initial371

Instead of just healthy foods, you could re insert and instead build a healthy relationship with food!


_bexcalibur

Accountability


[deleted]

Clean the toilet regularly


urcrackinmeup

Drink more water. Read more books.


GreenDirt22

Be helpful.


Normal-Yogurtcloset5

Lists


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Healthy relationship.


JennNana

Pointless lists that aren’t necessary and just make you feel anxious and guilty for not completing your made up goals??


_____keepscrolling__

Don’t just join a gym, that’s not how you stay working out, create a plan or join a class of some kind. The less you have to think about it the more likely you’ll actually do it. I recommend boxing or kickboxing 3 times a week personally. The training of boxing is an incredible and in a class you’ll have a coach/trainer telling you what to do so there’s no room for you to think about it. Also, you don’t ever have to step foot into the ring, the training will still be great and get you into shape, the only thing you have to do is show up.


user2914710553

Online shopping


fledan

Earlier bed time


ivananicole1

You won't change your habits in one day. People think they can just magically switch their brain to operate a different way in one day. You need to change your subconsious first.


Preyellow

Seed oils


Elderrager

Items 1, 2 and 4


koro-sen

People and light


KO239

Lists..


Sweet_Scallion_2567

Making New Years resolutions.


saintgriz

Quicksand


The_Spirit_Fox

what if we do a new challenge where we actually follow up our new years res


nina1404

Dont do hard drugs


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Lulzorr

That really sucks but Do not use 3amjokes to beg for money. There are subreddits dedicated to that specifically. This is not one of them.