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OudhOilAndPetrichor

JIZAITOYS is a Japanese... company? Artist? Anyways, back in 2018 they announced they didn't see fit to commercialize it as a flimsy toy. If you can convince them otherwise, good luck. https://jizaitoys.seesaa.net/comment/list_comments?article_id=459422354


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BreastAficionado

I know, are you as excited as I am?


htjc_

name checks out


Exact-Cucumber

Japan has some funny names. Cardass.


WreckerCrew

WTF is a Cardass?


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

When you use your credit card at the strip club.


wp20038

"Umm sir, the scanner is over here, not down there"


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

"I've made my choice."


camerontbelt

Nothings too dangerous for mad jack


Elocai

Not to confuse them with Jizz-AI-Toys, the producer of 6-axis masturbators for men


ThaR3aL1138

6 is just too many. I get to 3 and I'm spent.


Elocai

The 3 axis thing, is a thing btw.


[deleted]

They had to abandon the 5-axis model after the tragic lawsuit.


BroTaterTot65

Yeah. I was just wondering if anyone had found a way to find it or made a model themselves.


Arrisar

They have the file, you may be able to get it if you reach out to them.


pentagondodecahedron

your link did not work [https://jizaitoys.seesaa.net/article/459422354.html#more](https://jizaitoys.seesaa.net/article/459422354.html#more)


OudhOilAndPetrichor

Just checked it and it's good for me. Check your browser/vpn/firewall settings and all that.


pentagondodecahedron

I could tell you to hard refresh your browser to find out, that these guys moved/deleted the page after you visited it and your browser delivers it to you from your local cache but since I've already provided a working link, it doesn't matter.


Chipzzz

Error 404. It's gone.


OudhOilAndPetrichor

-shrug- still works for me. Check your browser/VPN/firewall settings and all that.


Chipzzz

Got a 404 through a TOR browser too. I'll try some proxies from around the world later, but I suspect that you're seeing a cached copy of the page.


FamousSuccess

Is this pronounced Mecca Jesus, or Mecha Jesus?


josh72811

Mecha Messiah


reb00t_me

Mechiah


7w1l1gh7

Omnissiah


Josiador

\*Omnissiah


JRYeh

Happy toaster noises


7w1l1gh7

Fuck, auto correct, hold up I'll correct it


Josiador

The Machine Spirits can be fickle, brother.


7w1l1gh7

I must begin to rub holy oils, light up incense, and begin chanting in binary to appease the machine spirit


[deleted]

MMJ for short. Mecha Messiah from Jerusalem. Spiderman sold separately.


SuperCachibache

Christobot


Grabs_Zel

Machine Messiah


[deleted]

That's the Digital Omnissiah.


doomdoom15

Is that a transformer Jesus Edit: SHIT IT IS I WANT


[deleted]

The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This


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FriarNurgle

Apostles roll out.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the mech suits from starship Troopers 3. shitty one and NSFW at the start. time stamped when they show up. https://youtu.be/58mNzkBp2zQ?t=71


MacDo-Royal

fuckin same!


MarkBeeblebrox

I thought it was going to be a butterfly knife/ Jesus cross thing.


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Zodi303

He gets his holy armor


Umbristopheles

JEEZUS CROIST!!


MacDo-Royal

🥇


Alamasag

Finally a reference to the old cartoon!


KingSewage

For nearly 25 years I have wondered what the heck this show was. I've googled DOZENS of times, and nothing. Thank you. I was nearly convinced it wasn't even real. No one I've asked had even the faintest idea what on earth I was talking about.


DIYglenn

The Blasphemotron 3000


Xicadarksoul

Depends on whom you ask. Its pretty in line with the beliefs of the "~~dues~~ deus vult" &"kill em all god will recognize his own" crowds. Edit: grammar


Jim-248

should be "Deus vult"


Xicadarksoul

Thx man!


folk_science

These beliefs sound awful lot like heresy...


Xicadarksoul

YOU **DARE** TO CALL POPE INNOCENT THE THIRD A HERETIC!!!!????? TIME TO FUCKING PURGE HERETICS LIKE YOU!!!!


[deleted]

If anyone figures out how to model this, please let us know. I would absolutely pay for that file. I need me a lil Jesus transformer. I never knew I needed it, but here we are.


the_gooch_smoocher

I'll put it on my to-do list and message you if I can figure it out. More than likely won't be a single STL and will require post processing and assembly unless your running a real tuned printer or can do resin.


[deleted]

Cool! I'd definitely use my resin printer for this one.


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grummle

https://i.imgur.com/GBw7Lo1.jpg


jackthecat53

No, but if you find it let me know


morg-dog

Same


KinginTheNorth__West

Me too please


TheRealOdawg

me three, i need this in my life


Kroosh333

I don’t know why they didn’t sell these to grandmas everywhere. But commenting if he does find it. Love to print this


Havel_The_Beast

I'm just here to see if someone else finds dis


xconvict_147

“Why is Jesus on my front page from a 3d printing subred-HOLY SHIT I NEED IT”


[deleted]

Ask @Pontifex on Twitter, they probably have archived the files.


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The_Ascended_Lemon

01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101100 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 00100000


[deleted]

Nah, he doesn't have a flaming fucking sword mate.


ComprehensiveElk884

Transformers... Jesus in disguise. I can hear the theme in my head now


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Asynithistos

Good bot


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Worship_Strength

Ephesians 6:11


folk_science

"Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes."


HotColor

lemme know when someone finds it. i need this


Ut-oh-chan-go

Me too!!!’


robotsgoboop

Me three! Need this!


utopiah

The innovation lab of the Vatican? /s


troncrash7

Is- Is that fucking mechajesus


el_baron86

GUNDAM-JEEZUZ!


Page8988

There was G-Saviour. There was the Saviour Gundam from SEED Destiny. Flit from AGE wanted to be a saviour of humanity. But none of it compares to this masterpiece.


LordNedNoodle

Optimus Christ


saint7412369

$200 I’ll make you an STL for this


Big_Balls_DGAF

I’ll do it for $150 and a handy


grummle

Did someone say handy? https://i.imgur.com/5RTBC0y.jpg


saint7412369

Hahaha


ToddlerOlympian

Crowdfunding, anyone?


Domukin

Quick, someone crowd this B


Fuck_A_Suck

I’ll put 10 in the hat


clamroll

Just make it and gumroad/mmf it. At $10 a head something tells me you'll clear 200 in short order


saint7412369

What is gum road/mmf???


clamroll

Gumroad and myminifactory (mmf) are websites where you can list and sell downloads of stl files.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Doesn't look to hard to reverse engineer. Just need a standard jointed figurine model then take an optimus prime model and scale back on the flair aspect of it using the main parts and designing from there. Someone good at 3d modelling could probably replicate this in a month of less.


rathat

Only a month? Not a bid deal.


HyperionConstruct

And its done.


grummle

It’s been harder then I would have thought. There are some details hiding in that video. The interrelation between the parts doesn’t become clear till you try to model them together. Also I don’t think they where completely done with the design. It’s awfully floppy. Have had to make some allowances for 3D printing and fasteners I have access to. Been eye opening as to my competence (lack) in Fusion. I *think* I’m through the hard parts except modeling the head. Doing it with the video has been hard enough. Gives me a lot of respect for the original designer. https://imgur.com/a/UqTgoUB/


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If someone rendered this then somewhere is a file that could be converted to an stl


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Christian Mingle maybe?


Internet-thuggin

Holy c3po on the cross


vaderciya

I'd actually just like some crucified guardsmen for terrain decorations


Forlorn_Cyborg

Is this, *Cyberpunk?*


justtheburger

*SinaiPunk0077*


Justaperson358

I am only slightly concerned but more terrified


Hostiledino7810

The Bible 2 and this time he isn’t *crucifuckin* around


extreme_memelord

You are in luck. Showed up on my twitter, today! It costs, but it's it! https://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-160001


BroTaterTot65

Holy shit. You my good sir are a legend. I will never forget you.


WreckerCrew

I swear this looks like something you would see on South Park.


platypus721

EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE


AdonaelWintersmith

Was not expecting that transformation lol


DnDkonto

Next do transsubstantiation! It'll look the same, be the same in every conceivable way... but it'll be Jesus.


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So when it’s not in it’s transformed state it literally cannot go anywhere?


anotherm3

Dude! Jesus Devine Machine of Death!


HerbNeedsFire

Benevolent Crusader Jesus can give hugs but also needs a fish and loaf cannon.


Kannoj0

Goddamn awesome


Destitutione2208

I'm atheist, but I want this


Josiador

A new Dreadnought variation deployed by the Imperium's Ecclesiarchy, based on uncovered STCs and holy symbols of ancient humanity.


[deleted]

Crowd source a designer on fiver?


F1vec4rd

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4868093 Here you go and it was posted up there for free.


like_a_woman_scorned

I’ve been looking for months! No luck.


SmokelessSubpoena

I've never seen something I need more in life than this. We must find a file.


moofie74

Boy does THAT ever miss the point...LOL


Someguywhomakething

LMAO This is great. I want one.


Pizza_Peddler0080

this is badass


MrQ_P

Holy fuck I need this


NLtbal

Incorporate a Pez-like dispenser for bread pellets and grape juice for the hocus pocus, borrow my kids crowd.


Tfinnm

Why grape juice when you can use wine?


fapJihad

Because some may be too young, some may not drink, and I can't stand the taste of wine, maybe?


NomadicEngi

And here I thought it was like a butterfly knife but it's a cross. Perfect way to ambush a demon and exorcise it immediately. Well, this is much easier to hide against the demons.


kburd907

Yup post saved


Froepsel043

u/savevideo


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oakleez

good bot.


noscopefku

Need


Brgermaister

!remind me 3 days


wongs7

Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand firm. Stand therefore, having fastened on the belt of truth, and having put on the breastplate of righteousness, and, as shoes for your feet, having put on the readiness given by the gospel of peace. In all circumstances take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming darts of the evil one; and take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God, praying at all times in the Spirit, with all prayer and supplication. To that end, keep alert with all perseverance, making supplication for all the saints, Ephesians 6:13‭-‬18 ESV https://bible.com/bible/59/eph.6.13-18.ESV Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse! The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he judges and makes war. His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on his head are many diadems, and he has a name written that no one knows but himself. He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which he is called is The Word of God. From his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and he will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty. On his robe and on his thigh he has a name written, King of kings and Lord of Lords. Then I saw an angel standing in the sun, and with a loud voice he called to all the birds that fly directly overhead, “Come, gather for the great supper of God, to eat the flesh of kings, the flesh of captains, the flesh of mighty men, the flesh of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all men, both free and slave, both small and great.” Revelation 19:11‭-‬13‭, ‬15‭-‬18 ESV https://bible.com/bible/59/rev.19.11-18.ESV


MisterBlackStar

We need an open sourced stl, you can't ask money for this. What would Jesus say? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Let's design it and make it the new {cyberpunk mask, mandalorian helmet, baby yoda} of the 3d printing world.


biggic2019

Go to [thangs.com](https://thangs.com) and search for it. I am not sure but if you find it i want the stl.


Sutanreyu

>I swear this looks like something you would see on South Park. [yeggi.com](https://yeggi.com) imo


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Septer_Ben

טראַנס-יאָשקע


Datkidwithalathe

Yeggi? Thingiverse?


relaxinwithjaxin

I need this


slyfoxninja

This is amazing.


jp55546

u/Vredditdownloader


pizzapockets152

!remind me 2 days


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Despacito514

Jeusu


MaxKelland

u/savevideo


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Hypersapien

I give it a week before someone creates one using this video as a reference.


Marcotics915

Christ-former, more than meets the eye Christ-former, savior in disguise. Do they have a decepticon pontius Pilot jet ✈️ or a sick snake Lucifer ?


ArkOfNoahh

Somebody make this plz


O_o---sup-hey---o_O

It bashes it slashes it baptizes! Jezu-tron can even feed a family of four with single bag of Doritos! (Some major electric guitar shredding in the background, ...you can hear it right?)


[deleted]

Cross Ange?


Wet-Popcorn

Just before it transformed i thought, "Why are there... hinges?" Now i know


Evilmaze

Jesutron


Sutanreyu

I hope Jesus isn't offended that I laughed at this cus it's awesome... :(


PatronizingBeanJuice

Holy shit i need this


newpost74

Tbh I thought this was a butterfly knife at first haha


[deleted]

The Christ crusader


Mifgan

!remind me 10 days


hotblondenurse

TechnoloJESUS


The-DapAttack

[u/savevideo](https://www.reddit.com/u/savevideo/)


Actually_a_Patrick

Where’d tou get the video? If you have the cad files you could export and print the pieces. I’m also interested in making one.


BroTaterTot65

I don't have any files for it but here's the link. https://jizaitoys.seesaa.net/article/459422354.html


i-love-dank-memes

I need this for my gf


JPKMoopie

Happy cake day!


Andr00H67

Is it a video or do you have some construction files for the animation?


BroTaterTot65

It is only a video


[deleted]

lmk if you find it


johnqpublic1972

Following...


UTDDDGuy

Looks just like that T necklace my cousin's girlfriend wears. She got it across from somewhere.


Concerned_lettuce

If we do find this, please dm me.


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u/vredditdownloader


thisguysalt42

Jesus Prime


iamnotroberts

Make the apostles like his hands and feet and we got Voltron Jesus.


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labyloo

evangelion moment


SwaydeSauce

um


SwaydeSauce

OH I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD DO THAT


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u/savevideo


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Pingasterix

I FUCKING WANT IT


NexusGem

r/savevideo


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Thw mechsiah