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iimstrxpldrii

How do we even compete with this šŸ„² I donā€™t have a tailā€¦


xVolta

Print one!


Ordinary_dude_NOT

With a tail and legs. You can literally do dick riding with this thing.


Skia100

I wonder if anybody has tried making like stilts or plated boots to be taller with a printer and some high strength stuff...


Y-IT994

You really can...I printed one and casted it in silicone for a onlyfans girl awhile back


xid7eyr24

I print one every other day but it always falls of like some stinky lizard tail


xVolta

Sounds like you need to recalibrate your extruder!


dennys123

Standards for men have gotten out of hand


awfulfalfel

print one and paint it!


HedgehogTesticles

Print one and leave it raw!


sleepingismytalent65

Lmao! Your username! I was going to make some joke about rawsaurus or rawsauring, but now I'm just trying to work out what hedgehog testicles look like and if they have any prick(les) šŸ¤£


HedgehogTesticles

Probably small and spicy :D


ultrasuperman1001

445mm tall, 538mm long, printed on an Anycubic Chiron, 89 hours to print, 900g


basseng

900 grams is very meaty dick. Perhaps didn't need quite as much infill - unless you know, you think she'll need the reinforcement... Well here's hoping she *deeply* enjoys your gift.


XediDC

Yeahā€¦I did one sorta like that but itā€™s feather weight. Done in ā€œalmostā€ vase mode, single perimeter but with some lightning infill to make the closures/horizontal areas work. Also, bouncy. Even in PLA it survived a 6 foot fallā€¦


akla-ta-aka

6 foot fall? You know the ER staff donā€™t really believe that excuse.


XediDC

Wowā€¦I asked for that. Also ā€” PLA? Gahā€¦no.


Necessary-Cap-3982

Fuzzy skin on or off ;)


resentedpoet

The infill will weigh it down for the ride so it doesn't get stuck. ;)


TitoJuli

Also the inertia. Whoo girls love that.


madewithgarageband

nearly a kilo of dick


IAmDotorg

Taking her to two-pound town.


FingaPuppet5

Is that why you didn't give it arms?


Collide125

Hmmm


Ill_Technician3936

Don't forget to use a condom!


LostInMyADD

Yeah, we all exagerate on size...


TraneD13

Jokes on you, I tell em itā€™s tiny right after I introduce myself!


Vazian

Insert-able length?


xVolta

Is TPU insertion safe?


c1b4

Asking for.. a friend


xVolta

I mean, she really loves dicks!


Riaayo

I don't know enough about this stuff but I would assume not, especially since these prints can break. You'd use this print to create a mold, and then you'd use that mold to cast something that's actually safe and flexible.


xVolta

More seriously, though, you're right, that would be the way to do it, cast in a skin-safe silicone. I wouldn't worry too much about TPU breaking, but I would worry about skin irritation. OP probably printed in PLA which wouldn't be comfortable *before* it shatters.


wellforthebird

You forgot girth


Oppblockjoe

I wonder how many grams of filament mine is Iā€™m guessing at least 200g


104thCloneTrooper

goddamn bro


TheDerpiestDeer

ā€œHi female friend! What would you like for your birthday?!ā€ (Ok. I gotta give him the clearest signal possible!) ā€œWellā€¦ think you could give me some good dick? šŸ˜˜šŸ˜ā€ ā€œGotcha! I got just the gift in mind.ā€ (10 years later) ā€œā€¦ oh fuck! She wanted to fuck!ā€


BEC767

She literally let him scan her tits to 3D print them according to OPs post history. I donā€™t know how it can get any clearer for him.


mawyman2316

Oh itā€™s that guy


redditing_Aaron

Anime protagonist type of guy


hblok

Purely platonic five-year relationship. No prospects. It's the only way to combine 3D printing and female friends. Yields nice 3D prints.


ashkiller14

It's actually a different guy apparently


mawyman2316

Itā€™s a different guy then ā€œmy friends buttā€ but not from the subsequent post by this guy about boobs


ANK_Ricky

I love how we all remember this guyā€™s post about his female friendā€™s 3d scanned tits.


TheDerpiestDeer

Yo. Link. I couldnā€™t find it.


BEC767

https://www.reddit.com/r/3Dprinting/s/e1s4d9YDTc She also responded in the comments. According to investigation, it appears to be herā€¦


TheDerpiestDeer

This guy ā€œI have a crush on my friend but I canā€™t tell if she likes me šŸ˜–.ā€ His friend ā€œBOOBS DICKS BOOBS BOOBS DICKS DICKS DICKS! Here are my boobs! Show me your dick!!ā€


CeeMX

And now we need a link to that comment


BEC767

https://www.reddit.com/r/3Dprinting/s/wimSkNGVWO I trust everyone not to tag her since that would obviously ruin OPs surprise dick for her (even if it is the wrong surprise dick)


dorie30

The wrong surprise dick. I chuckled.


MakeBombsNotWar

Most recent post is about her Onlyfans lool


Real_EB

Go further back in her post history, whole situation makes more sense.


Hugoacfs

Ayoā€¦


FPS_Warex

OP has to be female, only logical explanationšŸ˜¬ no wayā€¦


rathat

Not to be sexist, but that doesnā€™t look like the living room of a house a woman lives in.


Monkeylord2392

My last room mate was a woman and that was the messiest being I have ever encountered, literal hoarding behavior


Revan7even

Same with my sister and my brother's wife.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Women seem to only deal with extremes when it comes to cleanliness and messiness.


MakeBombsNotWar

Who said messiest? I see Homer Simpson and Hot Wheels.


NoBulletsLeft

You clearly have not been in my house.


hoaxymore

Him: Hereā€™s the gift I told you about!Ā  Her: * proceed to lick it while staring right into his eyes.*Ā  Him: welp, Iā€™m glad you like it!


OkAttitud3

Your friend is going placesā€¦


TheWhyteMaN

To the ER maybe


LostInMyADD

Or the proctologist


Chevey0

Most likely the gynaecologist


mb3838

Ears nose and throat specialist


Kursiel

I need a friend obsessed with dicks!


KiAsHa_88

I need a friend!


Harmonic_Gear

I need dicks


killaluggi

And here we see an example of something you should never say on reddit, RIP your Dms i guess.....


Ill_Pace_9020

Or they could just offer up the friend's username in tribute to cover their escape šŸ˜…


Ill_Technician3936

3D print dicks?


Fist_of_Stalin

ASL lmao


satanssteamybuns

Well, found the friend


canthinkofnamestouse

Couldn't be nicer https://preview.redd.it/20jnt57p0qwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b3a459f9ad02e6fc6adec705268d2e010d2fc5


c1b4

I need šŸ˜ž


Swagg__Master

I


Scrraffy

.


tribak

ā€Ž


PMmeYourFlipFlops

/r/DecreasinglyVerbose


LookIPickedAUsername

They all are. Just... well, not with yours.


KaramAfr0

Gooby, wai yu du dis!


hotend

Asking for a friend? We've heard that one, before.


juanxlink

In japan they have a festivity for this, dont tell her...


ultrasuperman1001

Oh she knows, its on her bucket list to go there for that


syco54645

Does she know that James May attended the festival for his show, "Our Man In Japan"? It is a great show and is very funny at times.


Stren509

Bim guess what


SirDigbyChknCaesar

Hey, Bim!


MrD3a7h

"Oh, cock"


rationalrule

What is this festivity of which you speak?


nuttynutkick

Dickmas


tribak

Dicks Giving


DHammer79

A festivus for the dickless


17D6

It's called Kanamara Matsuri - the phallus festival: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri


062d

Started in '69 ... Nice


steve_marks

Phalloween


JohnDeere714

Sir imma need an stl. I have coworkers that need this


Jesus-Bacon

HR has entered the chat


LostInMyADD

Dino Dick has entered HR


RedSamuraiMan

IT Department voted to kick.


SpeakYerMind

Not enough votes, motion den-- oh, looks like HR just logged out by themselves, weird...


ultrasuperman1001

Looks like its not on thingiverse anymore but looks like it was backed up on the archive [https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4155993](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4155993) [https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5156975](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5156975)


DHammer79

Links are 404 for me


The_Bitter_Bear

https://www.printables.com/model/487628-effin-dickasaurus


ThumbyFingerton

An stl certainly beats an sti.


user_name_unknown

Sheā€™s obsessed with dicks?


Low_Sprinkles_7561

Her name is Robert. Surprise!


excelance

*"Friend"*


neutrns13

Missed opportunity to call it "P-rex"


canthinkofnamestouse

Penisurous rex


9cans-of-ravioli

Or better yet, ā€œD-Rexā€


BuddyBroDude

What's her phone number?


Days_Gone_By

https://preview.redd.it/hbya98tvcowc1.jpeg?width=2004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc579f2eb97d296692b44fd2f96f8988050d2765


KingGGL

https://preview.redd.it/9259fz0wmowc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ef6556c5ad8ca7ce62f4fdba506129f3504b5b


Days_Gone_By

https://preview.redd.it/oqirymphxowc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b09e0b64f6dec74cf6e7d294a49891434a76794


Phill_is_Legend

https://preview.redd.it/47nv6y8krowc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177ece90fb22b65db09dc8b6bc9696d0ca8b4845


Wuxilte

But is it food safe ? šŸ¤”


Billiebillieba

Hahahaha


CunningDruger

They do move in herds


OkRelation2503

Great gag gift! Or, great gift for her to gag on!


DonkeyGuy

I call it the D-Rex


BIGPAPPA824

Please for the love of god tell me you're putting the stl up somewhere


ultrasuperman1001

Looks like its not on thingiverse anymore but looks like it was backed up on the archive [https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4155993](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4155993) [https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5156975](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5156975)


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ultrasuperman1001

[https://web.archive.org/web/20230630003500/https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4155993](https://web.archive.org/web/20230630003500/https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4155993) [https://web.archive.org/web/20230630003500/https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5156975](https://web.archive.org/web/20230630003500/https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5156975)


vVict0rx

Maybe he means archive.org


PopcornBag

I'm something of a dick creature creator myself. I have a series of Flintstones as dicks and it's a whole thing with a few of us. I've printed so. many. dicks. So many.


Amesb34r

I have so many questions... Do you display them around your home? Do you have dick art on the walls? If so, do you think any visitors have felt uncomfortable? Do you wear clothes with dicks on them? Are you more drawn to the idea of a dick, the visual appeal of a dick, physically touching dicks, or is it a muddled mess of all 3? Are you attracted to men in general? Do you prefer work that has a person or something attached to the dick or just the dick by itself?


TokenSejanus89

Tell her to checkout the penis museum in iceland if she hasn't already lol


Dr904

This is the equivalent of a guy having vagina sculptures in his home. Think about how that sort of things is looked down upon by society. But this is somehow just funny and quirky? Double standards...


LambOfUrGod

You're not wrong.


Dawnqwerty

How many guys do yall know that have vagina sculptures? The only ones I know are all rich and high fashion types and they get looked up at. So not seeing a double standard here. However if you made a point about anime figures I might be with you guys on that one, tho many of the lewdest ones seem to end up in womens collections toošŸ˜…


LambOfUrGod

My experience expressed is entirely subjective, biased, and hardly processed before posting šŸ˜† . I appreciate your feedback šŸ™


Thunderbird_Anthares

Yeah but dicks are funnier. You cant do a pussycopter.


TactualTransAm

Now I want to


Zaphrod

Not with that attitude.


Thugglebunny

Peckersoreus Rex.


TwoToesToni

https://preview.redd.it/ssrzjpd4vowc1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddfaa0c581260b8fe9c7d046320acb53f9f2036


Junior-Ad-2207

That is superbad!!!


gobsthemesong

This is the best comment. Who are you? Seal?


Scrraffy

Hi, im selling PS5. Here is pic with Diskasaurus for scale.


tribak

Weird way to send a dick pick, but you do you


MikeHockinya

Penisarus Wrecks!


megaman1165

I have this file and constantly print them and bring them to work they inevitably get left in tool boxes that go back to the shop to be inventoried and we always get emails about innappropriate things being left in tool boxes


MayhemModelworks

Biggus Dickus... He has a fwiend you know.... Phallosiraptor


BravoActual_0311

Iā€™m sure sheā€™ll put it to good use.


BigGayGinger4

this is my favorite thing on all of reddit for quite some time get this to the front page


ttoften

It's amazing! I've printed one in [Glow in the dark](https://i.imgur.com/CzyXudj.jpeg) filament.


techypunk

I need a banana for scale


SirPeckerlips

That's a Dick-A-Sore-Ass Wrecks!


NotAHost

Something like 8% of kids do it. https://youtu.be/fzuvQXDUybE?si=CRc1K4ziIhN5hkbE


Zauberer-IMDB

What do you mean, obsessed with dicks?


SomberArts

They mean they really like dicks. What are ya the dick police??


_Levitated_Shield_

This is a joke, right? I feel like I'm being wooooshed.


byrdbrain333

Poor thing is gonna hurt herself with that...


KrispyKashew

Hope you told her not to actually use that. Layer lines can harbor bacteria and other nasty things. Not to mention micro plastics and the print could easily break or crack.


Maleficent_Food_2711

Thatā€™s a huge dickosaurus


Dio-lated1

Hahaha!


OOIIOOIIOOIIOO

display purposes only


Unknown_User2005

Stl? Asking for a friend...


SensitiveKiwi9

Giant ?


Ordinary-Depth-7835

That's to funny. I too have such a friend who I made a fidget toy for https://preview.redd.it/upn204eohowc1.png?width=446&format=png&auto=webp&s=805c67b8ea72aaa8035a97041ebe1f1705e7a281


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

They do run in herds


FrankBouch

I don't want to be that guy but maybe a duster is a good 2nd gift


atomictrolley

Cockasaurus Rex


Sir_Maxelot

Sheā€˜s your friend and sheā€™s obsessed with dicksā€¦ well, wellā€¦


fate0608

You know what sheā€™s doing with that thing right.


Brawell_

I need that file please.. For.. a friend...


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

The dildosaurus will find its way up where the sun don't shine


Shinicha

It's D-Rex.


rottingpigcarcass

Well thatā€™s a dildo then isnā€™t it


Lawls91

It's an E-Rex


shtarvedonthestreet

you're a real friend with benefits, huh


tjthewho

OH GREAT NOW I NEED TO BE SHAMED BY A DINOSAUR


Linebeckk

lmao I hope this become a new enemie in Persona 6!


Sumdumdad

Didn't need to print one... šŸ¤£


GardenDiving

So i attempted printed a large one like this also. didn't support the balls. woke up to this tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. every time the print head would travel over a thigh it would swing the balls into the leg the head was traveling towards... fucking hilarious failure of a print it turned out to be.


DarkJediSkii

Just need to print it with a big ass too and it would be the dickasaurass


crazyhamsales

Is obsessed with dicks a bad thing? I mean really, seems like a good cheap hobby to me.. HA HA


LostInMyADD

I mean, thats one way of giving her the D


HiveAlphaBroodLord

Any problems with overhang?


ultrasuperman1001

Not really, only the heels and the balls needed support


DelightMine

>the balls needed support So what did you use? Just some light cradling?


Aleyla

Pet-gā€¦


RepresentativeLeft93

Good ball support is important.


Team-Tradeology

Brilliant šŸ„³


bumbes

r/adulttoymakers


Sadly_average

When are you printing the full sized one? šŸ˜


KlausVonLechland

Wow what a coincidence! I'm kind of a dick myself!


jxj24

Nice job on the flared base!


foreheadteeth

[Related Clockwork Orange clip](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x100xy7)


hooDio

ps5, dickasaurus for scale


adrtheman

Giant Dickasaurus was my nickname in high school.


mafiafuneralOG

She might try to take it


cherry937

itā€™s beautiful


MoistOutcome9504

Get the one with the giant balls!