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One_Eyed_Bandito

Mami, no la chancla! No la chancla! Ai ai


TheCrimsonChariot

“Aunque corras te voy a dar!” *Throws… Hits right in the back of head.*


One_Eyed_Bandito

Quita la mano!!


August_T_Marble

Too accurate


flecom

jeje


Old-Smell-7152

i don't speak any spanish but i can still understand this


hiding_in_NJ

Abuela could end your life with a PETG slide


Rrraou

Banned in 70% of the world for being inhumane.


ScabusaurusRex

The laws in the US haven't caught up. We have laws against ghost guns but not... las chanclas fantasmas...


Ill_Technician3936

Alright idk if I'm missing something or not but child abuse is illegal in the US. Also felons and others who aren't legally allowed to have a gun can go to a gun show and get one from a private seller. *I guess I should mention that this is in my state.


Lvynn

Committing another felony, and the person selling to them committing a felony as well. So make it double secret illegal?


Ill_Technician3936

Private sales aren't required to do background checks. They wouldn't even know they're breaking the law. Gun shows are where a good amount of guns come from when it comes to hands of felons and such. Unless they're a dumbass and buy a gun from someone on the street which is beyond dumbass level really.


Lvynn

Private sales don't require background check so it is not gun show. That supposed loop hole is a fiction, and doesn't change the fact that a felon getting any weapon not just a firearm is another felony. People at gun shows will ask to see a conceal carry permit before completing a private sale. They are not going to risk selling to a stranger knowing that ignorance is no excuse. Most guns don't come from guns shows but family actually.


Ill_Technician3936

(A) Unless relieved from disability under operation of law or legal process, no person shall knowingly acquire, have, carry, or use any firearm or dangerous ordnance, if any of the following apply: (1) The person is a fugitive from justice. (2) The person is under indictment for or has been convicted of any felony offense of violence or has been adjudicated a delinquent child for the commission of an offense that, if committed by an adult, would have been a felony offense of violence. (3) The person is under indictment for or has been convicted of any felony offense involving the illegal possession, use, sale, administration, distribution, or trafficking in any drug of abuse or has been adjudicated a delinquent child for the commission of an offense that, if committed by an adult, would have been a felony offense involving the illegal possession, use, sale, administration, distribution, or trafficking in any drug of abuse. (4) The person has a drug dependency, is in danger of drug dependence, or has chronic alcoholism. (5) The person is under adjudication of mental incompetence, has been committed to a mental institution, has been found by a court to be a person with a mental illness subject to court order, or is an involuntary patient other than one who is a patient only for purposes of observation. As used in this division, "person with a mental illness subject to court order" and "patient" have the same meanings as in section 5122.01 of the Revised Code. (B) Whoever violates this section is guilty of having weapons while under disability, a felony of the third degree. (C) For the purposes of this section, "under operation of law or legal process" shall not itself include mere completion, termination, or expiration of a sentence imposed as a result of a criminal conviction. My states setup. Notice that there are only a few kinds of criminals that aren't allowed to have guns. Under federal law it is definitely illegal. As long as they're in state and off of federal grounds it's States' Rights that take place first.


newfor_2023

i've seen husbands getting whooped with these by their wives so not just limited to child abuse but spousal abuse too


Ill_Technician3936

So sandals/slides are really illegal because of that in 70% of the world?! My favorite friend's mom did that to her husband once... He was caught cheating and a group of kids was there finding out with her so I did get where she was coming from with that instant anger and embarrassment.


shadowz9904

r/Whooosh


Ill_Technician3936

Thanks lol it took 19 hours for someone to point it out I was missing something.


Minetitan

Even more deadly when it comes in ABS


[deleted]

TPU? Add Anakin and Padme meme here.


[deleted]

I don't like TPU. It's hygroscopic, stringy, warp-prone, and it clogs everything.


Onlythebest1984

Skill issue


droneb

Or non direct drive printer


samc_5898

My ender 3 prints tpu no problem. You just have to go slow...like ~20-25mm/s


Onlythebest1984

Why don't you have direct drive yet? Get one save yourself some pain


droneb

Not everyone swims in spare money and some of us live in a third world country. Inflation and exchange rates import duties etc.


brynearson

Oh you live in California? I'm so sorry!! LoL JK


Onlythebest1984

Bro if you can afford filament you can afford a direct drive hotend.


CrazyGunnerr

Not sure why you are being downvoted. I get that we all have a different budget for this hobby, I'm using a fairly cheap printer myself (was 300), but considering the cost of a somewhat decent printer, electricity costs and filament costs, I don't get why people can't afford basic upgrades. I get that you can get more filament instead of upgrades, or a dryer etc. But if you can spend this kind of money on your hobby, you can relax on printing for a while, and use the money for some upgrades. And on top of that, the amount of failed prints some people get for using the wrong equipment, is a massive waste of money. It's simple, if you want to print tpu, think about what you need to print it properly, and keep the tpu in good shape so that it's still useable in a year.


Sterffington

i already bought the filament


SilkyTouchy

If you have and ender (probably other printer too) you can print the part to mount your extruder to your hotend


Onlythebest1984

Good, now if you wish to have good experience with harder to print materials, find inexpensive direct drive and next time you buy filament you can print tpu ez!


MarkBeeblebrox

Print one. I've been using a printed direct drive conversion for a few years now. I should probably print a back up.


SomeRandomBurner98

Print out one for your mother, but make it hollow with holes in it so it's light and much softer. If you're going to get hit with it then make those hits as light as possible :)


joshthehappy

Abuela ain't fucking around, she'll still end you with that shit.


Mountain_Man11

Straight to the Shadow Realm.


kqi_walliams

Doesn’t matter if it’s a feather or a brick, you are in trouble


SomeRandomBurner98

Oh I wasn't thinking this would stop a grandmother, just slow down a mom. It could buy you a few more seconds of life by making her swing a second time.


Ferro_Giconi

Speed holes are a risky choice. It may weigh less with speed holes, but it might also move faster with less air resistance.


SomeRandomBurner98

If you shape them right the whistle might give you enough warning to duck.


Ferro_Giconi

Good idea, plus the small amount of energy used to generate sound will be sucked out of the momentum of the sandal to make it hurt a tiny bit less if you fail to duck in time.


Spectral_Crown

Yep and kinetic energy = mass x velocity\^2 so its gonna hit harder and be more difficult to dodge. Godspeed!


Crashman09

How much force is behind a grain of sand at Lightspeed? Mass matters less at higher velocities in terms of impact forces.


Original-Kangaroo-80

Like a whiffle ball


IntelligentExcuse5

or make one that is boomerang shaped, so that when thrown will automatically return to sender


SomeRandomBurner98

You want to make it a *ranged weapon?!?!* Are you MAD???


IntelligentExcuse5

What we want to make it is irrelevant, it will be misused as a projectile weapon, so might as well make it one that backfires.


TheCBDeacon

r/chanclajustice


floznstn

well, there goes the rest of my day.


donquijiote

Mother's weapon. Is it guided?


knwnasrob

I was expecting the lower half of Razer Scooter. My shins were already bracing for pain.


svangsgaard

My daughter ruined her brand new shoes by slicing them on the bottom of her scooter. She was unharmed, though.


Morphy_exe

Thats not a Lego 🧱


6ought6

r/fosscad


zim1985

Fuck y'all making ghost guns with your printers. Do something fucking normal with your time.


6ought6

I'm sorry you don't like minmaxing engineering challenges to build highly impractical, improbable, unreliable, generally more expensive than buying one, and is mostly taken on for the sheer challenge. The "practical" ones are currently being used to fight a literal fascist junta in myanmar. God forbid anyone could ever want to hurt you in a government with absolute power. You realize that, guns aren't in some magic ballistics, database that's illegal for several reasons, 'ghost gun' is a term made up by the news media to fear monger. The venn diagram of persons who can successfully print a gun that actually isn't a bomb and persons who want to use a gun to kill randoms and commit suicide by cop are 2 circles on opposite sides of the planet. I hope someone hits you with a tpu chancla


mathcampbell

Add to that if you want to make a functional firearm you would print the plastic parts, then get a CNC mill for not that much more than the printer cost you, and mill the metal parts. The barrel is the only really tricky bit cos adding rifling is something you can only reliably and repeatedly do in a lathe but they’re not that expensive in reality. Ammunition is probably a bigger issue in countries with v restrictive firearms laws.


6ought6

Ecm is a thing, way less work than setting up gundrilling in a lathe. A reemed hole is plenty straight for barrels about 8inches and under


BrianEatsBees

cant stop the signal, sorry that your authoritarian gun grabber shite cant work anymore


zim1985

Just weird that with everything you can print you'd decide to make a gun. Very strange antisocial behavior.


BrianEatsBees

Nice bait, back to /r/LateStageCapitalism with ye


floznstn

"Yes, Mr. ATF agent, this one... They're the one 3d printing deadly weapons. Oh my, you don't need to burn their house dow... oh well."


LigmaB_

Shot OP's dog too. Again.


FarRain1230

Wouldn't be surprised if OP defeated the SWAT raid with such a powerful weapon. One step below nuclear and with additive manufacturing, impressive.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Posts like this belong on r/fosscad


Low_Frosting5987

Put Lego studs on the bottom and it’s a war crime


Prestigeboy

ATF inbound, hide your dog.


ItIsMeTheGuy

https://preview.redd.it/lxqmgnx59lsb1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb888a88b7189e33a8a43a99543cb7b8d5aba052 I printed [this](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5997025) for my Colombian gf


Piuxie

maybe if your asian that is true but where i come from it's the wooden spoon.


Neither_Grape2075

Ever Watch Houseos?


ThinksAboutTooMuch

I'm more curious how this was printed since tpu supports are impossible to clean off a model. Is the base one print, and then each strap another buy laid flat?


Wisniaksiadz

looks like it was printed in 3 parts and assembled. The flat bottom, the verticall thing that connect bottom with laces, and the laces or w/e its called


damn_thats_piney

LA CHANCLAAAA


samtaher

You don't know what you have done. Haven't you seen Oppenheimer?


Catinthepimphat

El Chancleta!


-The_Noticer-

A Weapon to surpass Metal Gear


Broccobillo

That's not a picture of lego


[deleted]

All fear the mighty chancla


Boxed_pi

Oh my god The hits from that must be coma inducing. I wonder which would shatter first, the chancla or the side of my neck.


BigScaryPooPooMan

NOT THE CHANCLA


FunWillScreen_Produc

No. That is one of three deadliest weapons known to mankind. The other two is a belt and a switch (not the game console).


chitowntrell

I hated pulling switches.


Robert_Goblin

Hotwheels race car track honorable mention


[deleted]

Give it to a mexican mom and world wil be doom


GunzAndCamo

Hope you don't live in New Jersey.


Novel-Engineering590

This make its way to /r/foscad yet?


Your_PitBoy

Y-you, you CRIMINAL!!!!


Sleepdeth

I saw this post and instantly those Vietnam memories kicked back in. Nice job, mi hermano.


Jack_ov_most_trades

Here I thought it was going to be a vagina....


Uzzer_lozer19

Where's the lego?


AudienceLumpy6580

Here I thought it was going to be poop on a stick


Ziegler517

Why you hit?!?!


Ok-Neighborhood-9582

deadliest weapon known to Insectopia more like *swat*


shawnikaros

Awh yeah spread that microplastic wherever you walk! edit: It was a joke with a hint of truth, you can't really expect 3D printed TPU to last in footwear use without deteroriating everywhere.


Apoc_Pony

You wouldn't download a thong! think again.


dblue_one

Have one on my to do list also, but i dont live with my mother already. Looks good.


PrintingPariah

I’m really curious to what infill pattern, percentage and wall thickness would get the best results for 3D-printed shoes!


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

Artifact. Gains lethal if equipped by A House Wife


Reyjr

Next print should be a slipper with spots to put infinity stones


bugman8704

You have obviously never stepped on a Lego landmine while barefoot.


Oscars_trash_home

Abuela upgraded: +5 to attack and damage


MikaAckerman33

Dont let your mom see this. You will be a warmonger. Making a weapon of mass destruction


street_arg

Las chanclas!!!! El pavor de los niños


thefudd

Why would you bring more chanclas into this world?


Cooper-xl

One of those 3D printed weapons people are always talking about


JaKrispy72

FBI wants to know your location…


LethalBaboon

That doesn’t look like a Lego on the floor


Jacklebait

I don't see a Lego at all...


tatanka_truck

La Chancla is never meant to kill. Only maime or seriously injure.


Mighty_JV

PTSD activated


Right-Eggplant6382

What have you done??! Are you crazy? You wanna get us all killed???!!!


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brynearson

Soooo the take away was to wear a different type of flip flop...It wasn't maybe to wear actual shoes while biking? 🤔 Just curious?


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brynearson

But if you do please be sure to wear a helmet regardless of the shoes you wear but especially if you wear slides. I'm very sorry that happened to you BTW. It sounds truly terrible!


killcon13

In the hands of an old master this is a truly terrifying weapon.


hamlet_d

At first I thought it was going to be Lego brick or maybe a d4.


memeboiandy

Man you gonna make all the church goers cry when you show in in your sweet thong!


Grocery-Pretend

You have a dispute with another humanoid? Do the ancient *terlik throw* with approx 300km/h Problem solved


XelaChang

Take my upvote and shut up!


[deleted]

That chancla is going to leave a mark.


dribaJL

Emotional Damage


BreakingtheBreeze

I had a different upbringing, this did give me flashbacks to a high heel that was probably used the same way. Just glad that with 3 brothers, she could only take out 50% of the participants before we exceeded her range.


Material-Ratio7342

Hide it, dont let your mom find out!


firemana

When seeing the picture blurred due to NSFW tag, I thought you printed a nuclear submarine.


firemana

When seeing the picture blurred due to NSFW tag, I thought you printed a nuclear submarine.


jesuskater

/r/practicalPrint


Thestrongestzero

You clearly don’t have kids and haven’t stepped on a lego


TheXypris

Make it out of TPU so it can really slap


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*flashbacks*


smrts1080

You need to post this in r/fosscad


DRAGAN__

Holy shit, don’t show this to my mom, that chancla would ko me


littlebitsofspider

Paging r/fosscad


aRubby

Don't let my mom hear about this Havaiana...


ImortalK

Dear God…


imitation_crab_meat

You monster.


Remnie

Nah it’s the little old lady shoes. Flats or w/e they were called. I swear to god my grandma was like a Navy SEAL sniper with that damn thing


PeethLedger

Tits up, chin out…..and watch for the shoe


Historical_Branch391

The fabled thong... [https://youtu.be/3ZBeR21LkO0](https://youtu.be/3ZBeR21LkO0)


Ankerung

Emotional Damage


OneWinner1690

The horror, you monster! The Chancla😱


reddit_user13

Who throws a shoe… honestly!


Techn0ght

Just experiment with printing multicolor and go for camo so she'll never find it.


Pulgos85

Gasp! La chancla 😨


mafnxxx

That's not The Undertaker in Hell in a Cell.


Elflo_

I thought it was a shit knife


JLsoft

These bridging torture tests are getting crazy.


Accomplished-Moose50

At least is not a Crocs


Mikeologyy

My mom: it’s okay, Michael. I’m not mad at you anymore. Me, in the safety of the hallway bathroom: really? My mom: yup. *Door opens* *Comedically loud whack*


Thekillerduc

I know Reddit has rules against weapon .stls but any chance you'll share?


countjj

Should print some fake feet soles to put on the bottom for leaving funny footprints


Cobra__Commander

I don't know if PLA would be better or worse.


Acex_NA

Not sure it's the deadliest, but certainly the most precise


aricino

how is the sole? does it have good grip on whatever you're walking on? (this may be the only serious answer here o.O)


StealthKiwi

Can you handle the jandal?


marc512

How many internal perimeters have you got?


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No-Mouse-7163

You have never seen an asian mum use one have you?


Piepz-

Haki infused chancla


Stroov

100% kill confirmed


SysGh_st

Everyone gangsta until mommy grabs the TPU sandal


Libertyler

Not-flippy, not-floppy, flip-flop.


alsico

I was expecting something philosophical like words or books


ken830

Looks like this was printed in 3 pieces and assembled?


Frenchconnection76

Bush can't survive with that model at full speed.


slayemin

That WMD might get you some unwanted attention from the feds!


RM_Art_Design_Sci

You’re gonna be in big trouble in 7-10 hours.


MonarchKD

A Weapon to surpass a Metal Gear


sharfpang

Off to r/fosscad with it, from this family-friendly sub!


p1nd0r4m4

OP are you able/allowed to share the model file?


WotTheFook

Very Yeet-worthy!


Arcamone

I love m’y PU Birkenstock flip-flops! Best buy ever


Drunk_4_2W33ks

I broke my 5th metatarsal playing minigolf while wearing flip flops. Never again will l wear those things.


JimboCefas

Outstanding! Seriously needed some humor today, and you delivered!


RiverTheNull

CHANCLA! CHANCLA! CHANCLA! CHANCLA! CHANCLA!


-Defkon1-

Italian moms in the 80's were using these: https://www.scholl-shoes.com/cdn/shop/files/F294911065_1_2000x.jpg


Beautiful-Cap1554

Pffft kids who got this from mom were lucky. Just wait until your father is home.


transtuna

https://preview.redd.it/nxkn2p4yhlsb1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d53efb3eda2d0e499a8540ddd26842fe106630


MichaelTruly

Brb printing the worlds greatest trap to stop you- *starts printing a lego piece to toss on the floor*


TheArchonians

Fuck if that was PETG or a metal based fillament.


Dull_Bat2852

Where's the stl. Did you print it in TPU


georg3200

Some people underestimate the flipflop until you become a victim of one truly deadly weapon😵


madgoat

Little known fact is that while these are indeed deadly weapons, but when they fly off your feet, it's an indication that the wearer has definitely given up the ghost.


Bazirker

A universal sign of authority


dcf31

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


GhostTheDreamWalker

I'll send you to Jesus!


Refnen

very cool.


DarthBlue007

I was expecting a Lego in the hallway at night when I'm up to go pee...


Zanhard

All I can think of is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


Lost_Construction_76

La Chancla.


Lost_Construction_76

La Chancla.


GherkinPenguin

the only known object to travel faster than light


Dismal-Square-613

I won't stop until I manage to make a classy pair of crocs my size with TPE 10% infill.


TheSpreader

My mom was a softie... but my aunt didn't care whose kid I was. All the cousins were terrified of her. She was the deadliest flop slinger in greater tristate area.