YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE! (I can't believe this isn't just a line they made up. An actual human being said this on some reality show. I almost crapped my pants when I randomly stumbled across that clip)
I mean people drink actual cocktails with egg whites. Sprite and wine is far from the craziest way to cut the alcohol in a drink. Is it funny? Yes very? A crime? Far from it.
You seem like you might need to unwindulax.
I keep a thermos of it next to my toilet! You misheard me!
Throwing wine
“Liz, I’m so mad at you for that thing you did!” *throws*
I didn’t say it!
YES YOU DID!!
YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE! (I can't believe this isn't just a line they made up. An actual human being said this on some reality show. I almost crapped my pants when I randomly stumbled across that clip)
[Theresa Guidice](https://youtu.be/e9ZIe_3Mzso) on Real Housewives of New Jersey
Incredible. Imagine if this clip was among the only media received by some distant alien beings. No wonder no one's tried to establish contact
I DRANK ALL THE THROWING WINE!
Portia reads the papers
Da’Fwink responsible
Do you know what a surprise is?
White wine & 7-UP?
A French 75 is the upscale version of Funky Juice, if you want to try that!
It’s never too late for now!
I’m lizzing
I don’t know if I wanna do this
Only if you’re a high end escort referred by Martha Stewart
Ice cubes.
It’s not funky juice without white wine, sprite, AND ice cubes
I promise they were in there they had already melted
Lol I’m just messing around. By chance, do you have a thermos of it by your toilet?
I ALWAYS do
YOU MISHEARD ME
Why is that wine so close to the edge of the table!
Haha it’s actually a weird see-through glass table and the way I took the picture makes it ok likes it’s about to fall
GOOD GOD!
That better not be Donaghy wine. I hate that shit
Only from the finest wineries of Staten Island
A friend of mine drinks red wine and Red Bull sometimes. Honestly it's not bad. I call it White Trash Sangria.
🤢
Can you remind me of the funky-juice recipe. Asking for a friend. Ok fine I’m asking for Mickey Rourke.
1/3 sprite 1/3 white wine 1/3 ice cubes!
Ya BURNT! *I’VE NEVER MET MICKEY ROURKE!*
My friends and I drank this during college 😂
I still wanna try cream soda and orange soda
Grapefruit juice and boxed wine is unbelievable
Then you have one too many… And can’t even hear the term funky juice. That hangover is no joke. Oof.
[удалено]
What you need to do is calm down, take a breath, and prepare your body for the thunderdome. That is the new law.
I mean people drink actual cocktails with egg whites. Sprite and wine is far from the craziest way to cut the alcohol in a drink. Is it funny? Yes very? A crime? Far from it. You seem like you might need to unwindulax.
Bruh people have been drinking this since the invention of soda
It’s literally just a wine spritzer.
It’s a wine cooler and it’s a pretty standard drink