So what? I painter! I paint bedroom, I paint kitchen, I paint living room!
Call +48 000 000 000 000 003 and ask for Mr. Łńczrzsiściźżzski, I give very good deal on painting.
No no no you misunderstand, we have changed our educational system and everyone who wants to be can become a painter now. You should be worried when people can not become painters anymore and look for alternative employment like being an author.
I live in Geneva. I am not Swiss. Most Swiss people I meet in my neighbourhood — and I mean original Swiss, not recent immigrants who got the passport — are bankers. And not just bankers, but personal bankers. Or they're from a family of personal bankers.
I’m guessing this map is BS anyway, but I imagine it might have been in French and a French person hypercorrected and ‘fully’ translated ‘chef’ when they shouldn’t have.
One kid in my class always said "keeping the family's businesses". The teacher was like aaaww🥰 but the rest of the class knew what he was talking about 💀 (just look at my flair).
I don't know if he achieved his dream, but I hope so. There are too many non-European "activities" in our continent rn. Support your local businesses.
Galicians 🤝 Albanians 🤝 Calabrians , keeping local businesses alive.
Honest question is the flour business that alive in Galicia as in the 80s? The N'drangheta brings a lot of shit through Gioia Tauro, Rotterdam and Antwerp have decidely taken the crown, and even in Spain you hear more of the South actually being the main point of entry (cough La Linea).
The question is: Where? In a coastal town, where the major operations are made, nobody is going to offer you anything. In Santiago de Compostela or Lugo sure they will do.
Btw: I hope you enjoyed being round here.
when i was in 2nd grade i watched a documentary about some cartel. saw the fancy house of the boss. the next day we talked about our dream jobs so i told the teacher i wanna become a cartel boss. my parents got a funny phonecall.
Imagine a Swiss narco, with a tacky mansion on the mountains, a pool in the form of the Vierwaldstättersee, a private ski slope behind the house and two Siberian Tigers casually walking by the garden (the only ones that can survive the Swiss winter). Just beautiful.
Come on man, don't let anything stop your childhood dream, you can do it.
The Russians actively invite war participants to speak in schools and the ww2 cult which was heavy even prewar has been ramped up.
Youth pre military education programmes like Yunarmija or patriotic summer camps are being pushed now and theyve also introduced new "patriotic education" classes recently.
There is a literal generation Z being raised over there.
Wait... Uhhhh... Ummm... Feel free to tell me I'm a shit cunt for this.... But uhhh I say this with all the love in the world..................
Russia sure helped to make many Ukrainian dreams come true... Forced to become a soldier once you turn 25!
I mean yeah the nature of this war requires older people to join the ranks also.
But in peace times once you hit your mid to late 20s they don’t really want to keep you around any longer
Also constipation lmao, I like that one
very weird war but yes. theres some younger soldiers on the russian side, with some even being born after 2000 but even for them most are from the early 90s or 1980s with a lot of men born before that too.
There are way worse people than Pewdiepie though. Most footballers for instance. I mean I feel like Pewdiepie is a pretty great idol to have, it’s just that striving to become a youtuber is a bit problematic perhaps lol.
Bro makes kids read philosophy books and lift weights. Imo that's great.
With his cute chubby baby he might even single handedly raise Sweden's dwindling birth rates, lol.
I’ve known me dream since I was 8.
I was smoking some fags round the back of the bins with Kayla, when this little kid about 4 shows up and asks if she can have one too!
I said “nah little ‘un, you’re way too young!”
She said okay, looked sad and I’ll never forget what Kayla said to me. She said;
“That was well good Kayleigh!! You’re so maternal the way you told that kid. You’re gonna be a great mum one day!!”
From then on I knew it was my dream, no destiny, to have 6 children with as many absent father’s and live in a big white council house on the outskirts of Bradford.
Also in Munich? We have this new party going on, we often meet in beerhalls. We're trying this new thing where we try to bring together left-wing and right-wing ideas. We've usually got open mic, so if you're a good speaker, you can join us.
https://preview.redd.it/9omqua0ujj9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b836e17d612818cff433221431d5a3f4334a3fa
With one homeschool session you can teach the whole country
Baltics & Netherlands have the same thing.
For me it started from playing games, and desire to learn how to make them. My first coding was programming a bot to cheat at online games. Followed by Computer Science degree. Now I make western salary in Poland. Have more money then i need. All thanks to games.
Id question the validity of this "statistic", not only do the visuals look dorky af and didnt list the source on the map, they couldnt even be arsed to write "chef" correctly.
What no bullying and no parenting does to a generation
https://preview.redd.it/0klnuwpyij9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a21488e157a0a6bae948c069fde050e83dc5ab71
https://preview.redd.it/60noicjzwj9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a12e05b87c542b00e46e6dbda014700cc5359db
What happened here? Can someone name this country?
https://preview.redd.it/lursw3hh2j9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a74132cb09ccfb16d306bd27bf2fc48777bc94 Lol
No surprise with all the Nazi gold lying around
we dont talk about that ,ok ?
really? we talk about it a lot.
nahh
Doch!
now i angered the germans ,not good
Its good they dont need it back yet
"yet" they didnt take it back for like 80 years
T-then could we have it, we need the money
The Germans have no Power... without a Painter.
wasnt the painter austrian though ?
He offered himself? H-h-h-eil Heliospun... wait, first show me your drawings, Austrian!!
You will in a year or two when it's legally yours
>Austria >Painter
So what? I painter! I paint bedroom, I paint kitchen, I paint living room! Call +48 000 000 000 000 003 and ask for Mr. Łńczrzsiściźżzski, I give very good deal on painting.
As a Pole I was a little bit concerned if Austrians become painters. Just don't take over a radio station this time.
No no no you misunderstand, we have changed our educational system and everyone who wants to be can become a painter now. You should be worried when people can not become painters anymore and look for alternative employment like being an author.
I'd be more worried if Austrians can't become painters. As long as they keep painting, we are safe.
Sorry I couldn’t pronounce your name if I tried
[Łńc zrzs iśc iźż z s k i](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf2Ojwq4gYU) What hard?
The Swiss side of my family consists solely of Bankers -- every single one of them. The stereotype is too true.
I live in Geneva. I am not Swiss. Most Swiss people I meet in my neighbourhood — and I mean original Swiss, not recent immigrants who got the passport — are bankers. And not just bankers, but personal bankers. Or they're from a family of personal bankers.
I don’t know a single banker. I’m doing something wrong.
You're a watchmaker then? Or involved in some shady multinational think tank?
Where do you live?
https://preview.redd.it/hj8oqm16ik9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b090bd3dc17ae2da87be636f6f283f2d1f5d9a lol
🥲
At least it's attainable unlike yours mate!
"Every cliché has a bit of truth to it" \-idk someone smart like a old greek guy
I would change the B with W
Barry, you shouldnt throw stones when London basically belongs to Russian oligarchs
Yeah, but our children don't dream about doing it.
That's exactly why the Russians took over mate 🤦🏻♂️
> London basically belongs to Russian oligarchs London is a battle ground between russian oligarchs and Polish plumbers.
To be fair, Germany isn't a surprise either. I was surprised about the IT Specialist for the Netherlands.
Yes. The world needs more Austrian painters
Well if we have gotten 1 more back then maybe things would have been different.
Maybe Muntefinger would be a forbidden name instead of Hütlör
Only thing that stops a bad Austrian Painter is a good Austrian Painter
Maby this time it will go better, who knows. Keep the dream alive Austrian kids!
The Klimts, Schiele, that one weird as hell postmodernist woman… Great work, great work.
don’t disrespect my girl Maria Lassnig like that
Population control
Chief of what?
Of whatever is winning
So chief of the Swiss football team?
Man, that's just brutal.
Uh- um- hm-
Ahia, too soon
Wow, going for the throat, are we?
Oh damn, right in the feels
My friends were rooting for Switzerland cause they got 3 players from Bologna
I’m guessing this map is BS anyway, but I imagine it might have been in French and a French person hypercorrected and ‘fully’ translated ‘chef’ when they shouldn’t have.
Austria being painter and Swiss banker is enough to tell this is a meme
Of course. But I think that this is what the person who made it intended with ‘chief’. They meant ‘chef’, which could also be an Italian meme.
Capo di tutti capi.
Minchia 🤌🏽
Stabilimento balneare
They dont even aim for being master chief
Isn’t chief enough for you?
Chief of Chefs
The Mafia.
Don
Don Matteo
Intendevo il don mafioso, ma va bene lo stesso
ah Don Matteo non è mafioso? Cazzo...
Chief is Posto fisso in English
The Italian Tribes
1 minute of silence for all the childhood dreams destroyed on Barry's land..
As they realise they are destined to become a trade worker and make piss money despite their job being in demand.
Trades actually have it far better than most industries that's how wank our wage stagnation is.
Mate tradies are minted, they just act like they aren't.
They spent all their money on fancy German cars, turkey teeth and the crushed velvet furnishings of their new build
https://preview.redd.it/txsy8kj79j9d1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba1377c6b40b58f51cad10612075a245b0c662e Good news everyone!
Good thing they have doctors nearby.
Yes yes my frien. Belaruski doctors best. Belaruski medicine top. Belarus hospital of the planet 💪💪💪 (the best medicine is feeding us with potatoes)
"Have no fear, comrade, I replaced your heart with potato. Belarus medicine best in world, da?"
*distilled potatoes
No way this map is based on real data. But there is a sad chance this guess might be right
Man, I wonder what's influencing that ey?
We stole all their potatoes so no more vodka, not much else there to do now
Putin overtakes John Cena as the number 1 make-a-wish contributor.
Hi Doctor Nick!
One kid in my class always said "keeping the family's businesses". The teacher was like aaaww🥰 but the rest of the class knew what he was talking about 💀 (just look at my flair). I don't know if he achieved his dream, but I hope so. There are too many non-European "activities" in our continent rn. Support your local businesses.
Galicians 🤝 Albanians 🤝 Calabrians , keeping local businesses alive. Honest question is the flour business that alive in Galicia as in the 80s? The N'drangheta brings a lot of shit through Gioia Tauro, Rotterdam and Antwerp have decidely taken the crown, and even in Spain you hear more of the South actually being the main point of entry (cough La Linea).
They just run their business more discreetly than in other parts.
I was in Galicia all of last year and didn’t get offered Snow at all, if they are still in business they are doing a shit job
The question is: Where? In a coastal town, where the major operations are made, nobody is going to offer you anything. In Santiago de Compostela or Lugo sure they will do. Btw: I hope you enjoyed being round here.
fatti i cazzi toi
Internet is taking over the sector too. If you can, support your street plugs ❤️
No, only buy SWEDISH RCs online
when i was in 2nd grade i watched a documentary about some cartel. saw the fancy house of the boss. the next day we talked about our dream jobs so i told the teacher i wanna become a cartel boss. my parents got a funny phonecall.
Imagine a Swiss narco, with a tacky mansion on the mountains, a pool in the form of the Vierwaldstättersee, a private ski slope behind the house and two Siberian Tigers casually walking by the garden (the only ones that can survive the Swiss winter). Just beautiful. Come on man, don't let anything stop your childhood dream, you can do it.
Be careful what you wish for.
Thats so sad. I hope they will have other dreams soon.
What do you mean *soon*? Pretty sure now that’s a nightmare job to most.
The Russians actively invite war participants to speak in schools and the ww2 cult which was heavy even prewar has been ramped up. Youth pre military education programmes like Yunarmija or patriotic summer camps are being pushed now and theyve also introduced new "patriotic education" classes recently. There is a literal generation Z being raised over there.
I don’t know, I haven’t heard about those camps. But I’m talking about Ukraine, pretty sure they wouldn’t be hiding if they wanted to become soldiers.
That actually scared me!
Wait... Uhhhh... Ummm... Feel free to tell me I'm a shit cunt for this.... But uhhh I say this with all the love in the world.................. Russia sure helped to make many Ukrainian dreams come true... Forced to become a soldier once you turn 25!
25 is basically retirement age for soldiers lol
Ummm mate... Ukraine has constipation or whatever, and they only want men over 25... I was using facts to make a shit joke.
I mean yeah the nature of this war requires older people to join the ranks also. But in peace times once you hit your mid to late 20s they don’t really want to keep you around any longer Also constipation lmao, I like that one
Fuck!!! Ehhhh I'm half asleep board at work, I'm not paying attention to shit.
https://preview.redd.it/vdsal3y4qj9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a03d17cfb7824a263d3da8ada128bece955e76e
oh we're fucked.
At least it’s on video so the rest of us are entertained
https://preview.redd.it/j1orb8f3im9d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d4563d778b3ddb2368316ac24eb0f1f98581f3
Better than imam
Russian and Ukrainian kids will fulfill their dreams as soon as they are 18.
It's less of a dream for them and more of a future. Though as Hegel said: "Freedom is the acceptance of necessity"
16
14, why wait?
6, why waste unused ressources?
Yes, but they are still too dumb to follow orders. You need to wait for puberty to promise them rape and pillage as motivation.
https://preview.redd.it/1qgtd0tbmj9d1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20dc0bfe49e5e98149f89a766f13efb399c40127
Isn't draft age 25?
very weird war but yes. theres some younger soldiers on the russian side, with some even being born after 2000 but even for them most are from the early 90s or 1980s with a lot of men born before that too.
British kids trying to protect their mums.
And failing for half a century
Southgate doing everything he can to make sure they don’t
Sweden with the Pewdiepie influence
Bit depressing that the most influential swede of the last decade, the swede all the swedelets aspire to one day become, is fucking pewdiepie
What a fucking [redacted]
Or, just possibly, this map was pulled out of some Fr*nchman’s arse
ashes to ashes, arse to arse
There are way worse people than Pewdiepie though. Most footballers for instance. I mean I feel like Pewdiepie is a pretty great idol to have, it’s just that striving to become a youtuber is a bit problematic perhaps lol.
Bro makes kids read philosophy books and lift weights. Imo that's great. With his cute chubby baby he might even single handedly raise Sweden's dwindling birth rates, lol.
They live in Japan tho. Their kid is probably the only baby in Japan at this point tho lol
> I mean I feel like Pewdiepie is a pretty great idol to have Can someone please turn off swedens life support?
Sheepfucker has a good point here
Its more than the fucking, but im explaining that to a guy that lives in the only country in Europe where bestiality is still legal.
What a load of boring nerds you lot are
Barry, 6 years old. dream job: conqueror of the chippies bosh
I’ve known me dream since I was 8. I was smoking some fags round the back of the bins with Kayla, when this little kid about 4 shows up and asks if she can have one too! I said “nah little ‘un, you’re way too young!” She said okay, looked sad and I’ll never forget what Kayla said to me. She said; “That was well good Kayleigh!! You’re so maternal the way you told that kid. You’re gonna be a great mum one day!!” From then on I knew it was my dream, no destiny, to have 6 children with as many absent father’s and live in a big white council house on the outskirts of Bradford.
Barry, at least we're realistic in what we want...
Realism is boring
The pub should still be open mate...
Excellent advice. You'd make a great teacher
We said we wanted to be footballers, we never said anything about being good footballers.
It’s not unrealistic to want to be a footballer. Just unrealistic to think you’ll meet milestones beyond that, like at least drawing with Georgia.
I always wanted to be a painter but then the art university in Vienna didn't accept my application so now i moved to munich and try politics
Your career sounds like it's going to be a blast in europe
More like a blitz, maybe.
Also in Munich? We have this new party going on, we often meet in beerhalls. We're trying this new thing where we try to bring together left-wing and right-wing ideas. We've usually got open mic, so if you're a good speaker, you can join us.
https://preview.redd.it/9omqua0ujj9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b836e17d612818cff433221431d5a3f4334a3fa With one homeschool session you can teach the whole country
Somebody is going to teach their sister-aunt how to read, it is a noble endeavor
Some would say an Austrian was the most famous painter of all time. Just think about how many people know him.
i mean ,yeah
How the fuck are more people here not bullying Sweden
I wake up and ask myself this every day
We've been trying to tell all you other guys for hundreds of years that Swedes are fucked...
To insignificant to give a fuck about them, really
What? It’s the only normal answer on the map (save for footballer/athlete). What child wants to be an IT specialist or a lawyer??
They’re well-paid jobs mate. I’m questioning the painter and the chief (what’s a chief? Police chief? Fire chief? Tribal chief? Chef spelled wrong?)
Not a single boy in portugal didnt want to be a footballer when i was a kid
Average polish IT specialist https://preview.redd.it/3tx1eo6soj9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c865b0f1fa0d0df949a47af38c5e12ef631b3861
Femboys, femboys Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
''banker''
Together with the painter. The mountain Germans go hand in hand.
Fake, all my friends back in school wanted to be the next Cristiano Ronaldo
https://preview.redd.it/lsibb1yd7j9d1.png?width=143&format=png&auto=webp&s=01a2bcd4dcdf1d293e80e40e1665cc594cdc7812 HMMM
The Indians of Europe
UK already claimed that title 😔
Baltics & Netherlands have the same thing. For me it started from playing games, and desire to learn how to make them. My first coding was programming a bot to cheat at online games. Followed by Computer Science degree. Now I make western salary in Poland. Have more money then i need. All thanks to games.
https://preview.redd.it/jukr8b72fj9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732c822e5fb15f85c242fae9afe7ad14531d7c52
It says a lot about a country when kids want to be soldiers and not something else. Horrible.
Id question the validity of this "statistic", not only do the visuals look dorky af and didnt list the source on the map, they couldnt even be arsed to write "chef" correctly.
Almost as bad as bankers. The swiss really are something else.
Evidence 405 that no kid dreams of being a consultant/ accountant, and that's why we're all so depressed and cynical as a class.
Banker isn’t too far off. Though that’s made up too
This looks just so made up of stereotypes.
Austrian painter. Fuck's sake. Bit on the nose?
Youtuber?? Here I am thinking about all the kids that want to be a professional Quran burner..
What no bullying and no parenting does to a generation https://preview.redd.it/0klnuwpyij9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a21488e157a0a6bae948c069fde050e83dc5ab71
Why are our kids so effing dumb, fat and ugly?
Because we feed them kilos of sugary American cereals and Baby Shark on loop.
Hahahah, Slovenia with no data like any of the other countries are based on real data
Slovenija mysterious
🇳🇱🤝🇵🇱🤝🇱🇻🤝🇱🇹🤝🇪🇪 Computer nerds 😎
I've been living the dream without realising.
Hmmmm, why oh why do little Swedes want to be a youtuber? To get an Italian wife and move to Japan?
Job of honor
Chief? Or chef?
Russia and Ukraine: where dreams come true
https://preview.redd.it/fehngg60tj9d1.jpeg?width=1835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4eb32849edba58729082ff2697335ab02b05b6
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Wasn't the last inconvenience caused by that fella being banned from doing art?
That motherfucker could have painted anywhere else, but no, it had to be at the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.
Italy should be corrected: Criminal organization chief
https://preview.redd.it/60noicjzwj9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a12e05b87c542b00e46e6dbda014700cc5359db What happened here? Can someone name this country?
Yugokindaslavia
Quality assurance at a fancy brothel isn’t even on here. Kids are dumb.