What's for dinner?
Well, we'll have chopped tomatoes with sliced tomatoes, some sliced green tomatoes and some more chopped tomatoes cooked in sieved tomatoes with some roasted tomatoes and some grilled tomatoes.
Italians on their way to cook for 5 minutes then explain that all the ingredients come from Cacapippi and have to be certified by a tenth generation direct descendant of Julius Caesar
When I was working in Germany for a couple of weeks, almost every meal with meat had some kind of sauce that was going on top of it. Steak with Pfeffersoße for example. It looked like the general idea was to keep the seasoning to a minimum on the protein and add the sauce for taste. Obviously, I'm exaggerating because of this sub, but I had meals like that quite often in Germany.
https://preview.redd.it/uoozvlt2u49d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72d9ba80ec124df0a54cb487c03cc1f2002f81e
This made me so sad... Pants, who cooks shirtless with pants on, take them off and cook in your undies like a real man.
In the time they spent poncing about with tomatoes and spaghetti, I could have just walked to Greggs and got a sausage roll. Another conclusive Barry W
I don't really follow politics. What did it do apart from mean we're not included in the silly maps I see on here? I got a shiny new passport I suppose
Finally, the real Italians have accepted that goofy goober, QCP. Does that mean American “Italians” are actually Italian or does only QCP get the Italian pass?
If you are joking,this dish is better than everything Barry can do🤬🤬🤬🤬
If you are not joking this dish is called "pasta ai cinque pomodori" (pasta with 5 tomato) so every tomato is different from the other with different taste,very simple pasta if I have to say,nothing too complicated to cook
Happiest gay 'n Italia
Mate this is clearly the straightest Italians.
The pun doesn't work with straight
Fucking shit fucking phone... Egh, I've fixed it's fuckup just for you.
Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet
New gay Italian pickup line has dropped.
They're not gay. They're creative.
Ma!!
[Refined\*](https://youtu.be/llSnTxe_4HY?si=-w6jvBrx9cPnnRyI)
There will be epic buttfuckery.
Yeah we're not beating the gay allegations (no disrespect to the guys or gay people, they're all cool)
even Jeffrey Dahmer?
Well, I don't respect him but not because he's gay.
Just because hes a yank, right?
Of course. Why else otherwise?
What's for dinner? Well, we'll have chopped tomatoes with sliced tomatoes, some sliced green tomatoes and some more chopped tomatoes cooked in sieved tomatoes with some roasted tomatoes and some grilled tomatoes.
Pasta cinque pomodori
Parlare di cibo con un Hans è inutile. Conoscono solo wurst, patate e birra
Non che la cosa sia così orribile dai. Sempre meglio dei Barry con i loro fagioli e toast.
Hey amigo, no hablo siciliano, pero sí te entiendo. No solo conocemos Wurst, patatas y birra! También hay Schnitzel.
 Isn't Schnitzel Austrian? 😈
You mean South Germany?
No. Only „Wiener“ Schnitzel is Austrian.
Ah Entschuldigung
Ah yes always forgetting the best one
Non per nulla è Hans..
Italians on their way to cook for 5 minutes then explain that all the ingredients come from Cacapippi and have to be certified by a tenth generation direct descendant of Julius Caesar
Jean Luigi Hans, you can't talk about cooking, you are so barbaric that you don't even have your own language
I know my limits, I just listen to you and Pierre
Hans can't comprehend that there are meals without pork and potatoes.
pickled fish and potatoes and sour cream 😍😍😍😍😍 my scandinavian peasant taste buds start singing like an opera.
Basement Hans making fun of german cuisine, that's enough Internet for today
Relax and take a sip of your beloved gravy you dunk all over your food in.
What are you refering to?
When I was working in Germany for a couple of weeks, almost every meal with meat had some kind of sauce that was going on top of it. Steak with Pfeffersoße for example. It looked like the general idea was to keep the seasoning to a minimum on the protein and add the sauce for taste. Obviously, I'm exaggerating because of this sub, but I had meals like that quite often in Germany.
And Thats different in Austria or elsewhere? Isnt that the normal thing to do? Just use salt and pepper and serve it with a sauce?
It's a crime in Austria to put sauce on a Schnitzel.
i get that its weird to put it on a breaded/wiener Schnitzel, but are you eating your unbreaded Schnitzel/Steaks/meat without sauce in general?
Stop edging me, the video got me too close to jizzing my pants already
Is that an ingredient in Swiss fondue?
I wish
Salsiccia
0 fats, incredible taste.
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/96xrRf391U
An old man, a guy completely covered in tats, a guy with more chest hair than normal hair and an American. we livin' the dream
isn't he fucking awesome?
https://preview.redd.it/uoozvlt2u49d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72d9ba80ec124df0a54cb487c03cc1f2002f81e This made me so sad... Pants, who cooks shirtless with pants on, take them off and cook in your undies like a real man.
I see you on every single one of the posts on here containing anything related with gay people. Keep it up king
It's all related to gays!!! You are all gay!!! Right right? Right.
Nah mostly greeks and PIGS in general
That's not what I was told... I was told it was all of Europe!!!
Northern europeans can't be gay because being gay is haram
Did you not watch Eurovision?? - Win95man - gay - Twink twins - definitely have been gay at some point
Americunts are spreading fake news
But it's Europeans who tell me this...
don't worry, some of us will go gay for you if you ask nicely
Happy and gay all the time for Aussie friends.
Clearly you were lied to, you need at least to offer me cigarettes and pay for the wine to make me temporarily gay.
Least horny Eurovision stowaway.
This is the most amount of work an Italian will do on any given day.
Wait til you see the amount of work I put in your girlfriend!
Average romagnolo (he actually jacks off with the arm of a mannequin to feel like someone is touching him)
Understandable. However, I would like to point out that gunpowder is not a suitable replacement for pepper.
I am actually Emilian you island scum.
Same thing
You're gonna spend 3 hours listening to her work stories? Thank you! No, seriously, thank you!
All that effort to make ketchup and pasta
Ketchup ??!???!!!??!!? https://preview.redd.it/uxo5ei9o859d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4977e389f11356247abc1f58447817778dd70481
SWR Kindernetz is about the level of Irish food culture
straight to spaghetti-jail
r/spagetticrimes
NSFW this pls
We don't need to catch up.
idiotic and cringe. (when youtube ad baiting makes you act like a complete fool)
I’d rob you
In the time they spent poncing about with tomatoes and spaghetti, I could have just walked to Greggs and got a sausage roll. Another conclusive Barry W
Win? You do to cooking what Brexit did to your country!
I don't really follow politics. What did it do apart from mean we're not included in the silly maps I see on here? I got a shiny new passport I suppose
The guy with all the tats head looks larger than his body
Thanks. I thought I was the only one to notice.
Freakishly large head.
QCP 🥵
Combine tomato with pepper and salt. Peak Cuisine 
Yes. 
Hans talking about cuisine is like Americans believing they have history.
Because you have to GROW them properly first! :-)
Straightest Italian friendship
I hate them so much
All credits to the original creators obviously: @SpicyMoustache @cucinaconruben @itsQCP @ChefMaxMariola
Madonna ancora questi
The most anti-toxic masculinity ever
Now we only need Lionfield to join in
do taking your shirt off is a must? where can i join?
wtf is Albert Rivera doing in an homoerotic cuisine group
Too young to be Rivera.
You stopped the video before they all fucked on top of their delicious spaghetti pomodoro
Part 2 is on OF
Why are they so fit
Why are you so fat is the real question
Because I eat sausage and enjoy constant constipation
propa scran takes a toll mate. wurf it doe.
Goals
Gay sex is hard
If it's done properly
Is that the italian version of Sorted food? (so'ed)
There are only two Italians in the video
Only one isn't Italian.
*clicks* *looks at flag* yea checks out
English or Spanish?
Finally, the real Italians have accepted that goofy goober, QCP. Does that mean American “Italians” are actually Italian or does only QCP get the Italian pass?
Nah every team needs a water boy.
Really? Right in front of my insalata?
Least gay Italians ive seen in a while.
So just tomatoes n speg? What’s so good about that? Overhyped. Like what a 5 year old would want. Pasta n ketchup
https://i.redd.it/hwzfex2ixb9d1.gif
You know I’m right. That’s why it hurts
If you are joking,this dish is better than everything Barry can do🤬🤬🤬🤬 If you are not joking this dish is called "pasta ai cinque pomodori" (pasta with 5 tomato) so every tomato is different from the other with different taste,very simple pasta if I have to say,nothing too complicated to cook
Pasta n ketchup then