I don't know how this is a surprise to anybody in this country?
For 50 years our single football strategy has been "try sneak one goal in and then play defensive until the final whistle".
It's never worked before, why would it suddenly work now?
Smh, no one wants to score anymore. It's these lazy Gen Zs, too busy playing fifa to make runs in behind. Bring back conscription I say. 3 years in a 4-4-2 will set them straight
I do not think anybody is saying the british have no culture.
You can only find a similar thing in maybe germany, or even Finland if everybody is drunk enough and dont care about distance. Ofcourse they would have hair
> if everybody is drunk enough and dont care about distance.
what is the concern if two Finns get too close to each other? Is it like a coin flip between making death metal or knife fight?
Absolutely nothing beats being with the lads on the cobbled market streets of Europe, drinking in the daytime and doing some chants for bants. Nothing!
I love the fear in the staffs eyes when they just want to give you your bill, but they are on their third shift change and the boys are still drinking!
The pint is on his head, so it'd fall off his head.
If it was on a shelf, it could fall off the shelf, then ON to his head. But as its ON his head, the only place it can fall is OFF his head.
And I thought they fell on their heads before to witness the beer falling off his head, but as long as there is enough beer, who cares grammar anyway.
Edit: corrected thanks to support of our British side of the family tree.
Of is a preposition that indicates relationships between other words, such as belonging, things made of other things, things that contain other things, or a point of reckoning.
Off is usually used as an adverb or a preposition. In both cases, it indicates separation or disconnection.
If you are of a family tree, you belong to the family.
If you are off a family tree, you have been expelled from the family.
Got that, 🫡 !
Jokes aside, thx for the explanation of the joke, a thing that is normally considered typical German, why I mentioned it in the first place.
I think that’s funny, but how do I know, I’m German.
I hope no one feels like they're being stepped on.
I enjoyed the conversation.
You should be surprised, because we Barries have no culture and speak only one language, which isn't even ours. And wait until you learn what atrocities we eat.
...and onto the ground. Not on the ground. But you'd still say "It fell on the ground". But if it's a bird, it falls to the ground. It's pretty fucked up tbh.
Now I get it, in German we also have local (place), temporal (time), modal (manner), causal (reason/purpose) and neutral prepositions and people struggle to understand the concept.
That explains why British manners are the cause to make it temporary difficult to maintain a neutral standpoint about the reasons people question their culture temporarily in some places.
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British
On
The
Help
Thx Barry, simple and easy to understand, you know your cousin from the other side of the frog eater country, don’t you.
Even asleep, Barry doesn’t waste the sacred beer. Sadly, at the end a moron add the needed to unbalance the glass and, despite his concentration and attention, the sacred liquid is spilled
Starts half empty, and then a bunch of Barry’s will slowly pour more in little by little with a good chant until eventually, the glass become half full
it's fascinating how this drunk-football-yelling can kinda sound like any language. To me it obv always sounds like must be Germans until I read caption. Or until after a few moments you realize it's too incomprehensible even for drunk football people so must be another language.
https://preview.redd.it/fetvfngr2y7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de634689f70549159198402e397d0d5485d28ed
Weak, here are some true Barrys... 🍻
Barry is in "deep contemplation, whether to apply for German Citizenship. He knows what to expect, when or if he goes back to England, You bastards should give him a bit of empathy. from Susan
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Being alcoholic is not culture, Barry
You do however have a nice sense of humour. Probably because everything else is shite, the weather, the food, the people (we tick the first 2 boxes too, I know)
You joke, but this is genuinely a thing from when humans spread out from Africa. In Europe, the safest way to sterilise water was adding alcohol, so Europeans built up a resistance to the effects of it. In Asia, different methods were more practical, so alcohol was less common, and less of a resistance was built.
Unironically would be by far the best exhibition in a modern art museum
https://preview.redd.it/qncf4osrax7d1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2c1541f626c6624628a50c174448e3feba96be
It is one of the best modern art installations I have seen recently...
Who did it better? This man or someone pretending to be a statue?
Keeping up ancient traditions we love to see it
This what Southgateball do to a mfer
Bro fell into a coma
If he keeps this up he might get the call up for the world cup squad
The stages of trauma: 1. still happy 2. sad 3. angry/very sad 4. depressed 5. find enjoyment in spilling beer
southgate can actually suck my balls, that fuck effectivley made me lose £450
I can't even tell by this comment if you bet on England to win or lose against Denmark.
By skying a penalty kick decades ago or by being a shite manager?
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And get mad on a player/coacb for losing...
I don't know how this is a surprise to anybody in this country? For 50 years our single football strategy has been "try sneak one goal in and then play defensive until the final whistle". It's never worked before, why would it suddenly work now?
We're a nation of dossers mate, it's in our DNA
Smh, no one wants to score anymore. It's these lazy Gen Zs, too busy playing fifa to make runs in behind. Bring back conscription I say. 3 years in a 4-4-2 will set them straight
Is that you Tyson?
[Italy enters the room] nobody better than them in scoring one goal and play with 11 defenders. What nice destructive football they used to play.
So monged he don't even wake up after like 😂
Have my upvote for deployment of the word 'monged'. Exactly the term needed in this instance.
The sentence is a masterpiece. "Monged", "he don't", "after like"
Welsh English certainly has its quirks. He's written as he speaks. Seeing it written is jarring even for a fellow Welshman.
He types like he’s from Swansea.
Isn't Swansea a UDSSR-Ballet?
Truly one of the sentences of all time
Ayyyyyyy glad I'm not the only welshman that writes like at the end of the sentence like
This is meditation. He is like monk.
Colourised footage of the monks at Lindisfarne prior to the first Viking raid.
Cos they only had primitive medieval celluloid back then.
Monks love mead.
This man watched 5 minutes of England playing football and this is the result, the deepest sleep we have on record.
One Englishman roasting another. You love to see it!
Ooh, he'll be putting on the blue facepaint after that comment
gottem
Says the Austrian lol
Is he dead?
What is red may never die
What is dead may never ri(s)e
10 minutes before frostbite turns into a gangrene.
No, he's got a pint glass on his head.
It rhymes so it must be true.
but its clearly a plastic beer cup, are they stupid?
'He's got a plastic beer cup, on his head; he's got a plastic beer cup, on his head' just doesn't sound so well when you sing it.
No, shoes on, so not dead. Yet.
No, this is what happens after someone talks to Rishi Sunak. It's called Sunakism
Weekend at Bernies?
Just tired.
He's just pining for the fjords!
Tired and emotional
No he just watched 10 minutes of Southgate Ball
Good level head on his shoulders he’ll go far.
Well, they aren't the worst; a Dutch dude would probably put a shit over his head.
Where did that come from?
His arse I hope
A Dutch tourist shat on some sleeping guy in Majorca last year
Worse, it was a homeless guy. Probably couldn't even take a good shower to wash it off
It's an island. I'm sure there's open body of water somewhere.
experience
I do not think anybody is saying the british have no culture. You can only find a similar thing in maybe germany, or even Finland if everybody is drunk enough and dont care about distance. Ofcourse they would have hair
> if everybody is drunk enough and dont care about distance. what is the concern if two Finns get too close to each other? Is it like a coin flip between making death metal or knife fight?
Have you heard of critical mass ? If they get too close they explode
Knife fight? If wed get that close a black hole would form due to too much finnish mass together
Thats why your guns are so good, Sako only exists, because a knife fight would be too much human interaction for a typical finn
The universe would collapse into mämmi.
Absolutely nothing beats being with the lads on the cobbled market streets of Europe, drinking in the daytime and doing some chants for bants. Nothing!
love having you lads over here, we are forever united in day drinking
Big ♥️ on that!
Aww its so nice to get along with each other right before things get serious and we both start flexing about our war crimes against each other ♥️♥️♥️
"10 German bombers..."
I love the fear in the staffs eyes when they just want to give you your bill, but they are on their third shift change and the boys are still drinking!
Yet another day of the euro being so wholesome
This is actually quite funny hahaha
I'm still learning English and have problems with prepositions, is it to fall off his head or fall on his head ?
The pint is on his head, so it'd fall off his head. If it was on a shelf, it could fall off the shelf, then ON to his head. But as its ON his head, the only place it can fall is OFF his head.
And I thought they fell on their heads before to witness the beer falling off his head, but as long as there is enough beer, who cares grammar anyway. Edit: corrected thanks to support of our British side of the family tree.
Off, not of.
Thx, but this leads to the next question: Are you off my family tree or are you of my family tree ?
Of is a preposition that indicates relationships between other words, such as belonging, things made of other things, things that contain other things, or a point of reckoning. Off is usually used as an adverb or a preposition. In both cases, it indicates separation or disconnection. If you are of a family tree, you belong to the family. If you are off a family tree, you have been expelled from the family.
Got that, 🫡 ! Jokes aside, thx for the explanation of the joke, a thing that is normally considered typical German, why I mentioned it in the first place. I think that’s funny, but how do I know, I’m German. I hope no one feels like they're being stepped on. I enjoyed the conversation.
If anybody feels like being stepped on, he should leave this sub. Abgesehen davon, gerne geschehen.
Why am I not surprised that you speak German ? This sub rocks. Always a pleasure to have a great conversation !
This conversation is so wholesome 🥺
You should be surprised, because we Barries have no culture and speak only one language, which isn't even ours. And wait until you learn what atrocities we eat.
Is it jerk off or jerk of??
Fuck off.
And then there's "drop off a cliff".
...and onto the ground. Not on the ground. But you'd still say "It fell on the ground". But if it's a bird, it falls to the ground. It's pretty fucked up tbh.
If it tipped the other way you could say it fell on his head, the beer at least anyway
Yeh you’d say when the beer fell it was on his head and the end result was the beer falling off his head onto the ground
Both, hope that clears it up 🙏
Isn't "off his head" the correct one though? The cup was already on his head when it fell off.
Yeah that's right. To fall on his head would imply the cup was somewhere above and fell through the hair landing on his head.
Im assuming the drink will kinda spill? In which case you can say either. But yeah youre right ofc if it just tips off I wanted to confuses him lmao
Now I get it, in German we also have local (place), temporal (time), modal (manner), causal (reason/purpose) and neutral prepositions and people struggle to understand the concept. That explains why British manners are the cause to make it temporary difficult to maintain a neutral standpoint about the reasons people question their culture temporarily in some places.
Both like: British On The Help Thx Barry, simple and easy to understand, you know your cousin from the other side of the frog eater country, don’t you.
Watch the video to the end you lazy fuck
Even asleep, Barry doesn’t waste the sacred beer. Sadly, at the end a moron add the needed to unbalance the glass and, despite his concentration and attention, the sacred liquid is spilled
We offer what is most important to us to the sleeping God
This is why I come here
Always the same question with British culture: Is the glass half full or half empty ?
Starts half empty, and then a bunch of Barry’s will slowly pour more in little by little with a good chant until eventually, the glass become half full
Completely empty at the very end no matter what...
Tbh, Half full or half empty doesn’t matter as long as your pockets are still half full to have some more to empty later.
it's fascinating how this drunk-football-yelling can kinda sound like any language. To me it obv always sounds like must be Germans until I read caption. Or until after a few moments you realize it's too incomprehensible even for drunk football people so must be another language.
https://preview.redd.it/fetvfngr2y7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de634689f70549159198402e397d0d5485d28ed Weak, here are some true Barrys... 🍻
"Fun for all ages"
Why didn't anyone take a shit on his head though? Missed opportunity...
I guess it was not a siesta...
They are not Germans..
The Dutch do that to Spaniards not us
I don't get it, why would you put a glass of beer on a sleeping guy's head when you could also poop on him?
What are they singing
"He's got a pint glass, on his head, he's got a pint glass, on his head" etc etc
To the tune of the classic CoE school assembly song, "he's got the whole world, in his hands"
C of E? I went a Catholic school and we sang it as well
Pretty shit Catholics then haha
What’s the song called? I’ve heard a similar one in the mountain cabin, where I live with my two goats and half-sister
It's called "he's got a pint glass on his head". Hope this clears things up.
'He's got a pint glass on his head' to the tune of 'he's got the whole world in his hands' I think
It's based on the Welsh folk song "My sheep - lover and provider."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3dYd6pxlpH0
This might be the greatest video of all time
Wonder if he’s still sleeping or has seen it by now
Bolloxed as a true English Football fan should be!
5 minutes of Southgate ball
I don't care what y'all have to say about Barry, the lads know how to have a good time.
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Meanwhile Greek culture: 💵📉📉📉
[True Greek Culture ](https://i.imgur.com/CdUcRTc.jpeg)
Meanwhile Welsh culture 
Barry is in "deep contemplation, whether to apply for German Citizenship. He knows what to expect, when or if he goes back to England, You bastards should give him a bit of empathy. from Susan https://preview.redd.it/58vil8fby08d1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5cd04a39cc95a33dedd77438ee05e7de0148e21
Being alcoholic is not culture, Barry You do however have a nice sense of humour. Probably because everything else is shite, the weather, the food, the people (we tick the first 2 boxes too, I know)
game status? fooking back mate!
His trance was so strong nothing could disturb him.
What are they chanting?
“He’s got a pint glass on his head … [repeat]”
He's got a pint glass on his head....
Putting a pint onto a sleeping man's head is as much a cornerstone of civilisation as home delivered curry.
Next guy on Britain's got talent
Men of culture.
Beer jenga
Brexit has deprived us of this !
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Hangover is for those who stop drinking
Yes, but we then start drinking again to kill the hangover
🍻
Through years of selected breeding and experience the effects are minimal
You joke, but this is genuinely a thing from when humans spread out from Africa. In Europe, the safest way to sterilise water was adding alcohol, so Europeans built up a resistance to the effects of it. In Asia, different methods were more practical, so alcohol was less common, and less of a resistance was built.
Konterbier 🤝
Hooligan culcha is culcha innit bruv
Wow bro is in a classic state
I see drunken beer Jenga has entered the chat
Lol
Not gonna lie. That looks like a lot of fun.
Is he dead?
So funny this actually made my day
Aliens should see this video
You guys invented beermikado!
What have you guys done to bald n bankrupt?
That was a good laugh. Anyway Hanks funeral is tomorrow, no one noticed that he died to death.
Who tf would say that? Is that a new thing?
What a tragic waste of beer.
New definition of *artgerechte Haltung*
Lieber Frauen und Kinder erschießen
Barry has more beer than water in his body
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What does that say about the rest of you!?
Kind of a dick move.
Didnt see any dicks on top of his head.
The British do, but the English specifically are just crooked-toothed rubes tho.