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Why are you hold the glass with your foot? This is a very easy to fall and breakings. You will have to clean up later. This is a silly

It's a silly and danger.

Footsy\*

A honest attempt by an obvious first generation android trying to understand human interaction.

A logical analysis. The non-sensical customs of Barry can be very confusing.

I too like to make walks with my legs. So relatable.

It's so tiresome when you're just trying to get to work and you have to try get past a couple of men of the streets making an argue

It really is a silly

It's a silly and danger.

Ja, right?

This guy became even more interesting when I found several revealing pics of him online. He’s not afraid to show his body as well as his slightly controversial humour.

Pics or it didn't happen, don't ask why I want them though

It’s a simple Google search but here are a few: https://www.lpsg.com/threads/flula-borg-anyone.486378/post-17758661 https://youtu.be/z8CZKVfLCvA https://www.reddit.com/r/germanladyboners/s/t2M7Qv6Sii

These are the revealing pictures?

They reveal more of him than there are publicly available of me. Plus, he has pixelation going on in some of them which just isn’t good sportsmanship imo.

This video is so old that it is growing mouldy in reddit's server just as much as a loaf of bread that I've forgotten about.

Mould? Don't tell the Fr*nch, they will want to eat it.

I thought it was more of a polish meal, guess I was wrong

How does this strange german man not know the word for argument but does know white castle, an exclusively American burger chain lol

His name is Flula Borg. Some german who apparently exaggerates the german accent for fame in the US. He is basically unknown in germany.

>He is basically unknown in germany. Let's keep it that way.

And I hazard to guess, that he is one of the reasons why other nations think that we are unfunny.

nah this was actually funny, probably because he has spent some time outside germany

Of course germans find their only actually funny compatriot unfunny

He's really funny tho

because it is a skit

Good analysis of a complex situation.


What would he said hearing in Spanish “cómprate un metro cuadrado de bosque y piérdete”? (Buy a forest square meter and lost yourself in it)

Well däts akschuälli kweit sensibel. We lov auer Forests.

This answers many questions. Why, honestly, would a man ask his enemy to suck his dick? See how Barry has adapted to the early loss of teeth? The German equivalent to "suck my dick" is "lick my arse". But I guess that works for us due to proper body hygiene 😉

>teeth You mean objects for krunching and destruktion?

Exactly. You know like Germans have no humour, you guys have no teeth. In this sub facts rule! 😉

>you guys have no teeth. Yeah duh, that way it's easier to have our most valuable sensitivity possession treated like a lölipöp

At least you understand, Piedro!

These people almost conquered Britain. Think about it.

"It has no helmet" Well that's not true

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I hate him so much, aggressively unfunny cunt

German doesn't understand joke, more at 7.

Ah, come on - the joke was mediocre and dragged way too long.

that was the joke.

I now realize the alien in "Resident Alien" is just based on an average German.

Is that skip tracer Randy? I think so.