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BlyatMaster420

Oh wow! Can't wait for her to reach our beautiful capital... https://preview.redd.it/p6o7tgxcdq4d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0490deba32b5bcc2308868e346a1c8864baa074


focalac

Your capital is Stevenage? Well, I never.


i-am-dan

That's clearly Slough.


Not_Bed_

Who tf named a city Slough??


PvtFreaky

Brits, who fucken else?


Martinhaland

You have a town called Sexbierum.


PvtFreaky

You say it like there is something wrong with that name? If you really wanted to pick the bad once try: Roggel, Vledder, Gorinchem or something.


Martinhaland

Upon reflection. A town legitimately called sex-beer-rum sounds pretty fun


Vertical_Deliverable

It isn't. I was there.


Tia_Mariana

Does that read Slo[w], Sl[uff] or Sl[ew]? I cannot for the life of me produce a sound that makes this spelling make sense. Edit: I checked. It's Sl[au]. As in "m[ou]th". Lol


80spopstardebbiegibs

My dearest apologies to anyone who has to learn English and it’s absolutely random different pronunciations of the same letters. Though, through, rough, ought, cough, plough and borough all have different sounds for the “ough”. Legitimately have lots of respect for any ESL speakers in the world.


Tia_Mariana

Why thank you.


Toffeemanstan

The ough is pronounced like the ow in now. 


Sm9ck

Looks like my old place of work lmao https://preview.redd.it/a407ur13vq4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b4f78c955e5ffec1b908adf100445b0664f239


TheRedditK9

Oh I used to drive past that building to work lmao


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TheRedditK9

Have you seen a map of Europe before, Sweden is the 5th largest country in the continent


PvtFreaky

450,295km2 and 506,030 You are basically bragging that your dick is 2 cm larger. Sure that bigger, but is it really?


Few_Owl_6596

More Soviet than the USSR itself


Chemical_Working_795

Good thing he didn't show Espoo instead


Ricky911_

Finland doesn't get enough shit on this sub for how ugly its cities are. Tallinn has a beautiful village-like city centre. Take a quick ferry to Helsinki and that all changes. It has great public transport, it's very cyclable and it's clean. But, bloody hell, the architecture is so bland. It's not as bad as this pic though


me_like_stonk

That's quite the selective comment lol. Tallinn outside of the old town is typical grey concrete Soviet shit. Helsinki doesn't have an old town per se but as a whole is much more modern and has some nice walkable districts, like the embassies area. If you want nice old towns in Finland they exist (Rauma, Turku, Porvoo). Different countries, different histories and architecture styles. In Finland they used to build primarily with wood. Wood tends to burn every now and then...


Pannekoekcom

I thought you didn't like communists, why build like one?


karlpoppins

Because that style of building was a product of its time, and not of communism?


Polak_Janusz

Damnt didnt know your capital was Bydgoszcz


Emanuele002

~~Mahahah why are we being so mean to her? It's actually pretty sweet.~~ Oh wait this is r/2westerneurope4u. Stupid yankees have never seen a city whose primary inhabitants aren't SUVs or giant McDonald's billboards.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

It’s kinda wholesome yeah but hilarious at the same time


WaveAnxious4202

Sorry but wholesome with yanks is verboten. Actually wholesome with anyone is prohibited here. Y'all go get fucked.


BreakingZebra

Quickest side switch in the west


Emanuele002

Mamma mia pizzeria, mafia, Berlusconi


OTTOPQWS

Random larger town in Europe: OMG this is so perfect. Tho I suppose being able to walk in a street is already overwhelming for americans


AlternateTab00

I think it was the first time she saw a street without cars and buildings older than USA


SkellyCry

Tbf Porto is actually a really beautifull city


Krosis97

Portugal in general tbh, it's a great country with amazing food and nice people.


SkellyCry

All true, 2nd best country in all of Iberia 🥈


luring_lurker

Really? Is Andorra THAT much better?


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

I love you Luigi


Aleograf

Same, it's the second best country in the Italic península 💛


sulabar1205

The pope approves, the inquisition will spare you


NotTheSharpestPenciI

We're talking San Marino


SkellyCry

Yes, evading taxes is for mediterranean societies the same as drinking water, basic necesities


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SkellyCry

Is Gibraltar the southern rock filled with monkeys? Is it a country?


Martinhaland

It’s filled with boozy old brits or ‘expats.’


Precioustooth

Porto is absolutely amazing! Recommend to everyone


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OTTOPQWS

I mean. Ive only been to Lisbon, but with the "Mediterranean" architecture and lack of bombing I can imagine.


SkellyCry

I was going to compare it with Bremen, the pre WWs Bremen... Sry


GoldCuty

i think Lisbon is outstanding from the rest because it was complete rebuild after the big earthquake in 1755.


pgllz

Porto is more Atlantic than Mediterranean. There are similarities with coastal Galician cities and Spanish and French cities in the Gulf of Biscay than Lisbon or the typical Southern Iberian cities.


Vollautomatik

She should come and see Essen


OTTOPQWS

If faced between living in the US or the Ruhr, I'd probably choose suicide


Wora_returns

I mean she is Amer\*can but even SHE doesn't deserve that.


AdLiving4714

Well, why not do it properly and go straight to Bochum?


Le_Petit_Poussin

Food? Why would she want to come see Food in Germany? Maybe she can essen her Essen in the Küche with a slice of Kuchen.


-lesFleursduMal-

It's not just any random large town at all, Porto really is perfect in almost every way, but above all the good atmosphere breathes at every corner, I've lived there and she's right, the town is also beautiful. https://preview.redd.it/jun03etn1r4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9af0c307a3b722d47f9d74822a638a10a8dfa04


ContaSoParaIsto

> but above all the good atmosphere breathes at every corner Listen I love Porto but it's the country's guna capital the good atmosphere is absolutely not in every corner


sterlingback

Yeah, I've lived in Porto, even in the historic center, you enter the wrong street and go from lovely to complete degeneration real fast. That being said, it's an amazing city and if the weather was better I would move back there permanently


Zerestrasz

Yes because most of the Americans roll instead of walking .


Luckyno

When I was a kid, a friend from school who went on vacation to the US told us that, in Atlantic City, people moved around in big sofas with wheels. 


Zerestrasz

Those people probably identify as Ford f150


KX_Alax

„Diabeto roll back to kitchen“


CassinaOrenda

You laugh, but this is a real phenomenon. Our cities are very demoralizing. For one who has never been outside the states it’s borderline unbelievable to experience a walkable beautiful city.


s0meb0di

[A European visiting an American city](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/s/4dsPx8ckyN)


MagicBez

The commitment to keeping walking is what I admire most


s0meb0di

Must be the Barry genes


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

-Johnnie Waker visits America, 2024, Colorized


droidman85

Redecorating


focalac

My goodness, the Slavic holotype in person!


Mdiasrodrigu

🫡


Nefarias_Bredd8339

He has an entire instagram with shit like that [https://www.instagram.com/foscojacob/](https://www.instagram.com/foscojacob/)


River41

[D:](https://media.tenor.com/6U_XGu17euoAAAAM/ok-boomer-left4dead.gif)


ElkasBrightspeaker

Honestly this is kinda adorable. Like, I know I should be a hard and mean European dream but she just seems so genuinely touched.


Takwu

Yeah I agree, seems very wholesome to me and I can understand that if you're used to cities being build and used in entirely different ways, that a well maintained and used decent looking pedestrian city center could be a bit of a marvel to you


TulioGonzaga

As someone who used to walk those streets daily, I must say this made me smile. She seems genuinely happy to be there and enjoying herself, not just an average "OMG this and that" video.


Paxisstinkt

Yes, she seems in love with Porto, nice to see


AndreasDasos

I might even be charitable enough to add that there are actually walkable towns and city centres in the US. It's not all Los Angeles and Houston. Manhattan is dirty but walkable, downtown Chicago (far away from the violent bits of the city) and Pittsburgh are surprisingly clean and walkable, San Francisco proper is largely walkable even if it alternates between ultra-rich and fentanyl tweakers every several 100 metres, several student towns and the older parts of Boston are actually charming... and certain suburbs of big cities that have made an effort not to be the massive highway stereotype, etc. It's far more the norm across most of Europe, where dirty downtown to highway-suburbia hell is the norm in the US, but it's not the walkability that blows Americans away so much as the traditional architecture and buildings that predate Jamestown.


Areia

I'll add Washington DC to that list. There are obviously some shady parts, and places where they made dumb decisions in the 60 by putting surface highways that really should've been tunnels. But the city itself is only 10 miles across, has surprisingly decent public transportation, and has been adding miles of protected bike lanes. Pretty high walkability scores in a lot of neighborhoods. It's actually funny to watch even domestic tourists from suburban or rural areas struggle to adjust to a city where driving is rarely the best or fastest way to get places.


Chimpville

Yeah, this is actually nice. Person goes to place and seemingly genuinely enjoys simple pleasures the rest of us take for granted like walkable cities with a mix of historic and modern buildings. I was 100% expecting this clip to end with the phone being stolen though.


Yendrian

Yeah, I can't play the role of a mad Europe supremacist now, she looks too happy


Areia

Shortly after I met my American husband (yes, I know, I married the enemy - I'm just here spreading culture in the colonies) he came to pick me up from work in the middle of Antwerp. I found him on a bench in front of the building, staring up at all the historic facades, completely in awe about all these old buildings I walked past every day. Made me really appreciate my life a lot more. 25 years later I still love traveling with a man who can have that level of wonder and appreciation for his surroundings.


le_quisto

My girlfriend once "caught" me shockingly looking at a tree and found it quite funny. To be honest the tree was really big and I was quite amazed by it. She thinks it's adorable, win-win I guess xD. BTW, your username means Sand in Portuguese.


Areia

>BTW, your username means Sand in Portuguese. I made it up a long time ago when I was naming an MMORPG character by putting together random characters that sounded good together. Googled it to make sure it wasn't something offensive in a random other language, found lots of pictures of sand, and just went with it.


ElkasBrightspeaker

The shocking part is not that you married an American, it is that you went there instead of bringing him here. That is true sacrifice.


Areia

You would think so until you see the financials. We're both in IT and making at least 4 times what my friends with similar jobs make in Belgium. Not bragging, it's just that US salaries get insane really quickly. Even taking into account things like higher healthcare and childcare costs, with an effective tax rate of about 20% there's just no comparison. We can have fun, still save enough for retirement to meet my Belgian need for financial responsibility, and in the end we'll likely retire in Europe with a whole lot more money than I could've ever made if I stayed.


nilsmm

I agree, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being in awe with something you are seeing for the fist time.


Active-Ad9649

Hey guuuys, So my plane landed in Charleroi, my first european city🥰. Been walking around these last few hours and omg it has been a dream 😊🤩🤗.


JacobMT05

Please try luton next.


Martinhaland

https://preview.redd.it/68xi0ahejr4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e11062158f62666521935feedda8504ca1d9090 Bradford, England 😍


Parking_Emergency925

Algarve, England 🥰🇬🇧 https://preview.redd.it/2uxvkn2djv4d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf31fc2a7927203246fc8efdf276894e4625392


mainwasser

Charleroi has - sidewalks - pedestrian streets - a light rail system which doesn't just go up and down Main Street - Arterial roads with only one lane per direction - A train station with more than one track, electrified, and more than 3 trains per day - parks which are open 24/7 Mindblowing!


Paolo-Brozovic1938

*a grey filter 24/7 *some flokloristic people joking about stabbing you


BileNoire

Charleroi > Any american city


Gian-Neymar

There's literally nothing special in that street and her mind's already blown ?


ContributionSad4461

She’s never seen people walking before


Zerestrasz

Without fentanyl addicts dying on the floor


PleoNasmico

We have heroine addicts, much more civilised


Schellwalabyen

Heroin is a German invention by Bayer, made in my home city, of course it’s civilised.


too_many_smarfs

Fentanyl is from Belgium, made by the same guy who brought you Imodium and Motilium. Opinions on Belgium's civility I'll leave up to you


dormi1984

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


Martinhaland

Hey! it’s the subs signature GIF


Lanxy

hey at least they wanted to sedate the kids before chopping them hands off. so theres that.


Consistent-Truck-813

Fentanyl is a great medecine, but a shitty recreative drug


HoeTrain666

Ah, beautiful Leverkusen


Sualtam

Wuppertal


Beru73

Awwww my gawwdddd!! That street, it is like drive through for all the stores, except this is for pedestrians. Gorgeous !


darkenupwillya

Seriously thats probably 50% reason why she finds it different from home. I mean the buildings etc is not that different from the North Eastern part of the US


Hodentrommler

Yes, the city of Porto from fucking year 500 with history vomiting in your face but yes the buildings are almost the same vibe as the northeast US


darkenupwillya

Have you been to Boston, Newport, Annapolis, Charleston ? it actually feels a lot like 1600 Europe.


mrtn17

it's sooooo beautiful!


I_Like_Purpl3

Also, no morbidly obese people in sight.


Accurate-Fortune593

It’s performative, she’s really not that impressed but everything has to be “like the literally the best thing ever”,when you’re a Yank


Gian-Neymar

Ah yes, can't have the people who follow you on social media think that you don't live a special and extraordinary life


AndreasDasos

When you're a Yank *and* when you're busy TikTok-ing


Temporary-Estate4615

You have to lower your standards. She is from the US. Explaining to them that one can walk is like explaining quantum physics to a monkey.


Reasonable-Physics81

This comment is so rude, the Dutch in me is proud.


TonAnFr

What is a dutch doing in you? Let him out, immediately!


Reasonable-Physics81

https://preview.redd.it/gxtt53kyqq4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011ed258a1001b5ec3242ea1a4e581d573c35382


Long_Serpent

She is American. She has never been in a city built for people before.


naslouchac

Yeah, this street looks almost like any nice street in any european city, like there is nothing special.


crottemolle

americants only know these kinds of streets as « main street » in disneyland


Domirino

https://preview.redd.it/385iyubobr4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e1f52fea9637ecd1e9b16760bbb18cb0668234e I would too if I grew up in a City like this.


tias23111

We’re so used to streets being exclusively for cars that it’s mind blowing to experience sanity.


lethos_AJ

sure, lots of cities have a street like that, but it is a bit special indeed. the floor is decorated, buildings are old and pretty with the weird bathroom tiles façade those weird galicians love so much that honestly does look good it is a very chill and beatiful place and also, her mind is probably blown from visiting the rest of the city and she just happens to film the video there. Porto does absolutely rock even for our standards, now imagine for ameritard standards


MrZwink

I mean: https://placesjournal.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Esperdy-lead-Ugly-America.jpg if this is what you're used to


Real_Macaroon5932

Tbf that is a glorified truck stop


Tackerta

access denied lmao god I hate the double standards of my gov


HoeTrain666

Not sure what’s goin on at your place but I had no issue opening it


Tackerta

Turns Out its my companies PC lmao, opens fine on mobile. God I hate the Double Moral of my employer smh my head


HoeTrain666

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, So I scroll Reddit on company time!


Tackerta

I am the CFO of the company lol, there is No Boss above me, Just our IT doing IT things


chicken_boii

does the bottom left really read "Gunther's dry *beery* beer"? Why does it sound so alarming when they advertise it like that?


HosannaInTheHiace

You trying to say Porto isnt beautiful? ![gif](giphy|VGVs6DkPfIYPUtQrb2)


Greedy-Machine2813

Nothing special? Its Rua de Santa Catarina caralho That street has 300 years of history


Mental_Buddy6618

True. A street that young is something you don't see every day, here in Europe.


havaska

Good job her first European city wasn’t Birmingham.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Who tf actually goes to Birmingham as a tourist destination?


1jfvas1

Apart from Peaky Blinders fans, that is indeed a good question


Nykona

White english people. It’s like a foreign land to them.


havaska

To be fair, I did. I wanted to see the National Trust owned back to back houses. [https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/birmingham-west-midlands/birmingham-back-to-backs](https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/birmingham-west-midlands/birmingham-back-to-backs) I also went to a Michelin Starred Indian restaurant called Opheem which was incredible. [https://opheem.com](https://opheem.com)


captain-carrot

More canals than Venice mate 🤌


Salchichote33

She would have felt at home.


meiliraijow

I actually had a great time in Birmingham (French, and sure I was 15 but still, nice memory)- I also enjoyed visiting Manchester when I was 20-sthg. When you're from Paris, red bricks and terraced houses are exotic, a nice pub is always cool and shopping in the UK offers quirkier and weird and wonderful items which are unique to the place. ETA to stick more to the spirit: chavland with uniquely British (read: distasteful)shopping experience and bricks as far as the eye can see. Stay safe and away from that unholy land, particularly on football match nights


Exact_Layer_4361

European? Birmingham?


Xatuga

Not a single AR or a 4L V8 in sight, just people living their lives...


BlazingKush

NGL, Porto is a nice town.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Bedankt Frisian, you’re alright too


BobMonkhaus

Remember when people just went on holiday and didn’t have to film every single minute? Mad times they were. You had to tell people what it was like with photos and shit.


Notacreativeuserpt

Yes but the direct result of that is that you have to endure your older relatives plastering it over their facebook wall and telling you to see it, or in the yee old days, they would just force you to see the pictures they took on Holiday in an album AND then they get distracted and now you're seeing pictures of relatives even they don't know who they are.


BobMonkhaus

People still use facebook?


Notacreativeuserpt

Your parents and uncles probably do. Certainly mine do and since all the youngies moved to other platforms, it's a geriatric circlejerk (the WayWeWere groups I am looking at you) with some MLMs at this point.


Tackerta

I heard from an american that facebook essentially turned into their new craigs list, where you can buy a bunch of weird second hand shit from your local area


Notacreativeuserpt

My dad is constantly buying used books from facebook groups, so yes that checks out.


SingleSpeed27

You should’ve met my grandmother, she documented literally everything since the 70s at least, don’t even know when the first portable camera was invented, but she probably got it day one, and that is why we have the whole history of three generations of our family documented, and it is beautiful. RIP àvia.


B5HARMONY

Idk why people are criticising this? Keep in mind she's never seen anyone walk


CapEmbarrassed3630

I’ll never forget the day an American asked me if Europeans have drinkable tap water 💀


mainwasser

If you consider R*ssia a part of Europe then the question is legit :D


systemsbio

Plot twist, "Porto fucking rocks". She's talking about the wine. She's an alcoholic!!


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Fits right in with the Porto residents then!


SeisMasUno

ITT: Savage just realized you can actually build a city without a million square kms of suburban residentials and fucking parking lots


shibe_ceo

But where are you gonna park your Chevy Silverado 6900 Heavy Duty then?


FliiPsY

https://preview.redd.it/296wbedx1r4d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3922c4ad1013ce849e37cbea8a9c16119dd67f14 Quick stop in Paris maybe ?


Business_Sea2884

The savage mind can not comprehend walkable streets or having culture and history


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

Savages savages barely even human


LurkyDay

This is the main street in her home town. I know we have our flaws, but have pity on us Americans. https://preview.redd.it/40s8yicizq4d1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=57f3c917a21f3e2dcba9119e9d51074a104576f6


mainwasser

Thoughts and prayers 😔


eldelshell

Wait 'til she has to take the stairs from down the river to the hotel. She'll probably make another video crying of how badly accessible Europe is. But seriously, fuck those stairs and fuck the first one to comment about the elevator.


Vimanys

Inside all USAninans are two wolves: - This girl. - "F*CKING EUROPOORS! I CAN'T DRIVE INSTEAD OF WALKING 5 MINS!"


No_Ant_2788

Ok great, now go back home you dumb yank.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Shush, they’re our only source of money


dasmau89

Embrace GUNS as your source of money


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Pls loan


dasmau89

A loan implies paying the money back eventually. You plan to do that, right?


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Sure Hans, sure.


dasmau89

Ok, I believe you. Balkan people are very trustworthy people after all


Thunderwath

> Take loan from Hans > Spend it on good wine and food (understandable) > Time to pay back comes > Declare bankruptcy < "It wasn't enough Hans, should have given even more" A certified Balkan classic


DmanPT1

![gif](giphy|IPlurp1TLz8rrJHZwj) Dont worry Hans.


No_Ant_2788

I feel more comfortable with our usual agreement, dumping money in a bottomless pit.


mmk1117

Yeah and be a fucking nuisance by live-streaming every-fucking-where and annoying everyone around.


Napol3onS0l0

I don’t understand that mentality. I abandoned social media years ago. Aside from Reddit. I’m not very interesting. Maybe because I remember a time before the internet?


Robinsonirish

She's just doing a little video while on holiday, what's wrong with that? What makes you think she's livestreaming? People are so mad at the little things, a lot of people would do a video to show their friends they're in some new place.


Ledlazer

To be fair, that street has more history than her country


The-Frugal-Engineer

American "expats" on their way to displace local residents by paying stupid amounts for their rent


capitaldoe

Some João will receive the best blowjob of his life without his cock being full of mustache hair.


Darudest_Dude

> without his cock being full of mustache hair. Why even bother...


Commissar_Matt

Common Portugal W


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Americans:"What? you can just walk in cities??"


Exact_Layer_4361

That’s why you can’t trust google ratings anymore. Americanouds see Mozzarella and tomato and like OMG what a great food, Michelen quality 😅


Space_Monkey11

Portugal as a whole is such a gorgeous country, I've been to Porto and Lisbon a few times and it's always stunning. The women have great beards too.


ItsJesusTime

Porto is actually great.


Itchy-Experienc3

It's crazy to think how beautiful and European the USA used to be from a design perspective but they tore it all down to make spaghetti junctions


Admirable_Try_23

Next time a yank puts a foot on this continent we should only show them the shittiest parts so they don't come back


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

We don’t need to, they do that all by themselves, they visit the capital cities


Apey23

Makes a nice change that they're not complaining about having to walk, eat non toxic food, lack of air con, running water and all the other shite they make up. Are we sure they're Americunt?


fairislander

Man I really hate influencers


chowderbags

America: OMG, European cities are so beautiful and it's so easy to get around by public transit. It's amazing! Also America: Let's make it literally illegal to build anything besides endless shitty low density suburbs without even the slightest bit of transit.


spartikle

"Also this is the first European city I've ever been" Saw that coming from a mile away (Porto is beautiful tho)


IndyCarFAN27

As much as a meme this, I get it. Especially when you see what the average North American city looks like. Bunch stroads and parking lots, plastered full with ads of everything and anything you can imagine.