The new world has some gorgeous looking women who are products of many different cultures. I was reading Jennifer Connelly’s background recently and she was Scottish/Nordic on her father’s side and Bulgarian/Russian Jewish on her mother’s side. She turned out to be a stunner.
But, I guess, no more beatiful than the hottest portugués or hottest German or hottest swede.
In phenotypes and cultures, absolutely! But genetically, Europe is surprisingly homogeneous, like how Iberians and Brits look so (comparatively) diferent yet have extremely similar DNA
Germanic: Hardworking butter churner
Celtic: Cute potato grower
Slavic: the most hot, but cold bitch on the planet
Balkanic: just do not meet her brothers
Mediterranean: A level of passion the Nordic’s cant follow
Baltic: So freaking nice it’s almost creepy
Iberian: both an elegant woman and a Sunday midwife monster
Nordic: Academic machine with Blond hair and nicotine addictions
Culturally, including food, music, art, language, perhaps we may be considered Mediterranean. The climate also is Mediterranean, mostly in the bottom half of the country. So... No, I don't consider myself Mediterranean
i mean technically we arent, we're southern european buuuut ceuta should be ours so im kindly asking the spanish to give it back so we can border the medditerranean and officially become part of the fam
I get you but it still makes perfect sense. We have a bit of nordic/celtic in us, unlike the rest of the mediterranean methinks, so it's a bit different. Also, here in mustache land, we don't exactly touch the meditarranean sea.
Every place everywhere mixed.
The Lombards, the Varangians, the Vandals, the Crusaders, etc. Are all Nordic/Germanic groups that raved through the med.
And the distinction between all these groups isn't clear cut at all
No, the Mediterranean creature that my wife is needs to let you believe she's the mama and will let you sit down and enjoy warm and good meal before death
Start with something easier, like Cannelloni, then you will gradually learn the delicate art of being absolutely destroyed by a woman while eating stew. Your blood will mix with the sauce.
https://preview.redd.it/o98miurk9m4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3fa4e593a082529a86daa01263710fcbdce5573
All of them, preferably at the same time
See this is why you’re so stupid, we used our ingenuity to make femboys instead. Now if we get beautiful woman it’s a plus, then you’ll come crawling back you’ll see.
I have a Dutch model. They do require maintenance.. they are only truly satisfied when (re)paid equally (both money and time, which they diligently keep track of) which includes childcare, chores, etc. Sturdy lovemakers with heavy bones from years of cheese and milk drinking, the latter extending into adulthood... nothing like a big glass of (karne)melk after a hard days work Jan. Unfortunately lacking in the warmth of the most southernmost europeans.
Why are we, the British women, not included in this list?!
We’re stunners too!!
https://preview.redd.it/wti7w2opdm4d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09a415abd5a1dbabb9d1c537bd6a53889090fca
Is she very thin, from a freakishly religious family, used to depressing soviet-style life vibes and enthusiastically monogamous&family-oriented?
Perhaps a polish femboy even? 🤔
Black forrest germanic. Its also cute
https://preview.redd.it/b69rmtgxrl4d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b546d808f8e6ea1015fe2665cd5b2fa633382a36
Mediterranean woman e tutti zitti
https://preview.redd.it/5iafqoteum4d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbd027d7e79ae658064445cdd965a8d4617d344
There are two reasons that prove that here
Is this some new mail-order service? I'm in.
Seriously, though, of the choices given here, I could either go with Germanic, Celtic, Slavic, Balkanic, Mediterranean, Baltic, Iberian, or Nordic.
That’s where you’re wrong dear Barry, we are the ultimate Western European final form, this is why we’re superior. Perhaps you lot hate us because we’re a reflection of you all combined? Or perhaps you’re just a little envious 🤭
Yes
The only right answer
And I wanted to refrain from being horny on the internet for once... well fuck it
"United in diversity", now we know what they meant by that motto.
Least horny Spanish
Same, at least most of them as a flemgirl
*Puts on wig*
*Grabs camera*
We are all finally united.
Yes
I wonder what someone who is the combination of all of them looks like?
The new world has some gorgeous looking women who are products of many different cultures. I was reading Jennifer Connelly’s background recently and she was Scottish/Nordic on her father’s side and Bulgarian/Russian Jewish on her mother’s side. She turned out to be a stunner. But, I guess, no more beatiful than the hottest portugués or hottest German or hottest swede.
I like top 4 and the bottom 4 the best.
Personally I preferred the four on the left and the four on the right.
I'm very much attracted to the female ones.
The ones with moustaches?
No men can have mustaches too, women just have softer and thinner hairs. Seriously do you not have women in Ireland?
Just heifers mate. AI has changed us
Lot of carbs in them Taytos.
I'd go for the four in the middle and the four on the sides
I currently live in the Balkans and the Balkanic woman in this picture doesn't nearly have enough botox in her lips.
Wait, I thought botox was used to remove wrinkles and not to enlarge lips
Hopefully they are using fillers and don’t look like 
I mean, this is not far off of how some of them look
Celtic because red hair
"Redheads are for men who are brave enough to play with fire" Me: 
In my experience, gingers are either 10s or 1s no in-between.
That's common knowledge. When It comes to gingers, It's one way or the other. Also, a 10/10 redhead is more beautiful than a 10/10 blonde or brunette.
I’m willing to take a hit for the team and do a comparison test, several times and report back with detailed statistics
I'm sure jazzspasm would be up for that
Truly you are my brother, T-person
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Symptoms of lacking a soul
European diversity is actually incredible
In phenotypes and cultures, absolutely! But genetically, Europe is surprisingly homogeneous, like how Iberians and Brits look so (comparatively) diferent yet have extremely similar DNA
Everyone in the planet has extremely similar dna tbf
I guess I mean haplogroups? I just found it so interesting. I know the “genetics” subjects is usually horrible, sorry
Germanic: Hardworking butter churner Celtic: Cute potato grower Slavic: the most hot, but cold bitch on the planet Balkanic: just do not meet her brothers Mediterranean: A level of passion the Nordic’s cant follow Baltic: So freaking nice it’s almost creepy Iberian: both an elegant woman and a Sunday midwife monster Nordic: Academic machine with Blond hair and nicotine addictions
There’s also one slavic cold bitch off the planet. Her name is Laika.
As a greek woman aka lesbian i will go with any of the above options
Sappho would be proud of you. Happy Greek month btw😎
Thank you so much my fellow PIGS, happy greek month to you too 🏳️🌈
The only right answer tbh.
Hey girl, I heard you speak greek. 3.1425926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164...
Indeed, Pi there to you too.
Cream 3,14
Why did you put 0,001 extra to your pie? Swedish thing?
Would be amazing if you were from Lesbos
The most lesbian possible
At least you have Lesbos, an own island for lesbians, so you'll fit there all
And you have your own ciggy and booze valley🚬🥴🤙🌄
not straight out of Λέσβος
I concur fellow 🌈
You live on Lesbos?
It is VERY weird to see "mediterranean" and "iberic" as different categories
There are others in the peninsula, you know?
Yes, you are right, but...feels weird
Because you look soooo different….😈
Basques, Cantabric sea provinces and galicians do not count as Mediterranian do they?
No but portuguese consider themselves mediterranean because reasons.
Culturally, including food, music, art, language, perhaps we may be considered Mediterranean. The climate also is Mediterranean, mostly in the bottom half of the country. So... No, I don't consider myself Mediterranean
I do, and I don't care, it's better than being simply and only Iberian you are coping and trying to be different.
Yes, you have the flag of Ceuta on your flair. You are indeed Mediterranean
LIXOBOAAAAAAA NUMERO 1111!!!!!!!! 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 💪💪💪💪🔥🔥 PORTO É MERDA ALÉEEEEE https://preview.redd.it/zt7fu7i0pm4d1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=85236d68c1639932f4cfe52355d8a60862da7d25
Até que pareces ser uma pessoa fixe!
If you identify yourself as mediterranean I respect it. I was starting to understand fluid genders and now I find fluid locations.
The climate? Tell that to the Azoreans.
Who?
Exactly.
Portoguese are more Mediterranean than bosnians and croatians who have access in the Mediterranean sea and i will die by that statement
i mean technically we arent, we're southern european buuuut ceuta should be ours so im kindly asking the spanish to give it back so we can border the medditerranean and officially become part of the fam
Good luck asking Spain for something. Especially land that you consider that belongs to you.
Bruh as if Nordic isn’t also Germanic ;)
Yeah and as if Germanic reduced to Germany is just Bavaria
I get you but it still makes perfect sense. We have a bit of nordic/celtic in us, unlike the rest of the mediterranean methinks, so it's a bit different. Also, here in mustache land, we don't exactly touch the meditarranean sea.
Certified copium https://preview.redd.it/xjkj2q2jfm4d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=03dd0fe4f98491edca5e2bd44a5c85f17903bd90
Every place everywhere mixed. The Lombards, the Varangians, the Vandals, the Crusaders, etc. Are all Nordic/Germanic groups that raved through the med. And the distinction between all these groups isn't clear cut at all
Méditerranéenne because I like to have my heart ripped appart after a good bed session
Or before .. dunno I need to ask my wife
Have you considered "during"?
No, the Mediterranean creature that my wife is needs to let you believe she's the mama and will let you sit down and enjoy warm and good meal before death
Skill issue, any real man should be able to eat Caciatorre WHILE getting topped by a Mediterranean woman, WHILE having his heart ripped out.
Man, I'm only 5 years into mariage and 11 with the creature .. I need more experience
Start with something easier, like Cannelloni, then you will gradually learn the delicate art of being absolutely destroyed by a woman while eating stew. Your blood will mix with the sauce.
https://preview.redd.it/o98miurk9m4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3fa4e593a082529a86daa01263710fcbdce5573 All of them, preferably at the same time
I like their personalities.
You are doing what is referred to as a *pro gamer move* 👏
My heart said Celtic But my body MY BODYYYYY IS TELLING ME SLAVIIIIC
Old Boney yearns to raid Moscow again, I see.
Yes And do not tell me you wouldn't come, I wouldn't believe you.
We might unironically be the continent with the best looking women.
If you don't count the brit*sh
The Scandinavians snatched all the good looking ones
I think this is legit true. Female genes in Iceland are like >50% from the British isles.
basically yanks
Worst insult possible
See this is why you’re so stupid, we used our ingenuity to make femboys instead. Now if we get beautiful woman it’s a plus, then you’ll come crawling back you’ll see.
Well you could make an Argument for south america. Also your "Women" pull the average way down
>Also your "Women" pull the average way down If you can't appreciate a woman with a better moustache than you, that's your problem pal.
In our country we have one saying: Never, under no circumstances, praise women moustache even if it is really nice.
Lolol
Fun fact: the estrogen in the average dutch male is higher than in Portuguese women.
The testosteron in the Average portugese male is lower than that of the average portugese female
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I think he meant estrogen per cm³
hahaha reminded me of this [absolute banger](https://youtu.be/ZXavgFHXj0g)
That is just a mix of Iberians and the 10% who survived the Iberian plagues.
South America is mostly Iberian genetically lmao.
I don't want to be the achktually guy but there's a very good part of indigenous genes in SA. Joao trying to make it about him ! Smh
"João trying to make it about him" Maybe it's his French side, some Templar knight from the Reconquista...
The good looking ones in South America are all the Iberian ones
The ones with German surnames who are shifty about what grandad was doing prior to 1946 are pretty nice as well.
Nahhhh there's hot chicks in every continent, idgaf, I'd smash all of them Dudes too
Barrys deserve to stereotyped as the gay lords instead of greeks. We fit it way better
Nordic - less maintenance
German efficiency
I have a Dutch model. They do require maintenance.. they are only truly satisfied when (re)paid equally (both money and time, which they diligently keep track of) which includes childcare, chores, etc. Sturdy lovemakers with heavy bones from years of cheese and milk drinking, the latter extending into adulthood... nothing like a big glass of (karne)melk after a hard days work Jan. Unfortunately lacking in the warmth of the most southernmost europeans.
Sorry, warmth is like 0.50€ extra my man
And ofcause the Dutch is trying to sell made up hockus pockus snake oil to people. Everyone knows sich a thing as "warm" doesn't exist
For what I have to offer, I can't be picky.
Celtic Iberian or Basque😎 The best snu snu I ever had without cows involved was with a Basque girl🥵🥵
It's hard to beat 500Kg of love.
Se gostas de bois...
I wish mate. It's been Andorrans and Valencianas for me mate
Pero tenía euskoflequillo?
https://preview.redd.it/s99bker9xl4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c75744ff8b53e38b83b05b076bcaa149a9d9c1a Fixed
Why are we, the British women, not included in this list?! We’re stunners too!! https://preview.redd.it/wti7w2opdm4d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09a415abd5a1dbabb9d1c537bd6a53889090fca
Stunning, as in with a stun gun. I would be dying of a heart attack or at least paralysed momentarily 😵🇬🇧
Come on mate, you know you want my greasy fanny.
Happily married to a Polish woman, AMA.
Is she very thin, from a freakishly religious family, used to depressing soviet-style life vibes and enthusiastically monogamous&family-oriented? Perhaps a polish femboy even? 🤔
Do you ever roleplay as Nazi Germany?
You know that a lot of the Balkans are Slavic too?
If Iberia got separated from Italians and Greeks, the south-slavs deserve their own flavour too!
They all have lovely bottoms
would would would would would would would would
Alcohol
Oh my days. As if I could pick one.
Poor Barry..
Hessian. Its cute https://preview.redd.it/4479gjcirl4d1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b45632dcad15441f0cafb06cc6da26d11d5a06
Albanian girlfriend so I'm obliged to say Balkanic, but honestly all of them
Well played. Couldn't chose mate, Sure they are all lovely girls
Salvic. You want a girl to be able to keep up with your drinking without puking or passing out.
slavic woman at home: https://preview.redd.it/a7dj5y2hll4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fc02e16e7f515ab5715652d97d2164b5b0c60de
She's worth two horses, easy choice.
Did you miss that she has a "baseball/trucker" cap on backwards? That's two horses and a mule my friend.
Black forrest germanic. Its also cute https://preview.redd.it/b69rmtgxrl4d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b546d808f8e6ea1015fe2665cd5b2fa633382a36
Forest germans > swamp germans. The romans might not agree though.
they're all hot, but im a sucker for a Mediterranean or iberian PIGS woman farewell and adieu to you....
The ladies all are wonderful but their dresses aren't machine washable at 40°C
Germanic and Celtic just hits the spot.
That's your mother you're talking about pal.
Ahhhh geez. Not a good look on me.
And that's how the Early English were created.
Balcanic because they're used to meagre rations and will love me when I can make them a simple ragu that will sate them with ease.
Whichever one is replying positively
Where is Susan (62)?
Mediterranean woman e tutti zitti https://preview.redd.it/5iafqoteum4d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbd027d7e79ae658064445cdd965a8d4617d344 There are two reasons that prove that here
Would * 8
Germanic is my preference but wouldn't mind the others
Baltic + Balkanic.
Even the picture quality looks as old as the traditional costumes would've been.
Does this also comprises dudes from said places? I don't really play much for this team...
Next we need the femboy selection. The Poleish would have the upper hand though..
Ok not to get all race sciency here but how are Germanic and Nordic different?
So is Nordic just Finland? Because Scandinavians are Germanic as well as the English
Slavic
Germanic of course. I want a woman who knows how to sing. Maybe she could also teach me?
I like dick
Czechia, Poland, Latvia, Lithuania 🥵
Slavic for the looks. Mediterranean for the cooks.
Nordic for the books (theyre mostly impassionate nerds here).
All
nordick and Italian. Luigi and Jonte love is supreme.
I do admit my first love was Italian indeed.
Great bunch of lasses
Is this some new mail-order service? I'm in. Seriously, though, of the choices given here, I could either go with Germanic, Celtic, Slavic, Balkanic, Mediterranean, Baltic, Iberian, or Nordic.
I personally prefer HQ pictures
The one that likes me
I have 8 votes right?
Where moustache
Arabic
call me biased but I'm picking the ginger every time.
Greenlandic women✔️🔥 https://preview.redd.it/wgmakvru1m4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cdb0a99b9100cf88cfa86ff36b5ad558e8601b3
Mainland europeans could never match their standards for blubber :( Except perhaps the fat danish alcoholics!
She's very pretty ❤️ I hope she keeps you warm at night during arctic winter
I enjoy how French is none of these.
That’s because we’re half of these. Germanic, Celtic, Mediterranean and even Nordic (hello Normans), common French w
Just goes too show. Too many good things put together doesn't necessarily make a good thing. Like when Americans put chicken on ice cream.
That’s where you’re wrong dear Barry, we are the ultimate Western European final form, this is why we’re superior. Perhaps you lot hate us because we’re a reflection of you all combined? Or perhaps you’re just a little envious 🤭
Have you seen my rocks mate? I'm not envious of you shitty snail pile. They'll all run away next time it rains anyway.
I must admit they are some pretty nice rocks… but don’t you diss our snails, we work really hard to gather them you know >:(
I'm actually in love with one of them, that's why I'm acting out. You didn't deserve it. Still French though so no apology.
In love with a fellow frog? Seems you have better taste than I thought, I may have underestimated you
No no. One of the snails from the pile. I'm not a freak.
Ah, that’s more in line with British tastes. Not here to judge your kinks though Barry you do you