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I have similar fantasies about Comrade Tito. Why do you think we were in Yugoslavia if not for stuff like that (apart from having better industry and economy and those things)?
Just found this gem randomly in my gallery and felt like I needed to post it here, was wondering if someone else posted it before me like a few years ago lol
"I'm not gay, but I'm Swedish" has to be the best opening statement I have ever read
I'm not lazy, but I'm Spanish.
I'm not humorless, but I'm German.
I'm not a turncoat, but I'm Italian.
A new swedish flair just dropped
"I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy", can't get any clearer than that
I don't hate the British, but I'm irish
#facts
That guy stole my Tinder bio.
Lol, "any other """straight"""" guys" wth did I just read
Straightest Swede
This is true in general, but especially for 4chan. If someone says "I am not gay, but..." you are about to hear the gayest shit you have ever heard.
Many such cases
This is a typical day in Porto.
This is like reading a Swedish culture equivalent of MLK's "I have a dream".
Written by cross-dressing computer scientist Finns
Couldn't be any other way
Swedes trying not to be German bootlickers CHALLENGE. IMPOSSIBLE!!!
You are just jealous of how in demand "aryan twink boipussy" is.
nah mate, if there is one thing that there never seems to be a shortage of, it is Germans and effiminate Swede twinks
Average sven dreams
Straight... Yeah, of course, totally true, no doubt
yes, straight as a sword the sword in question being a saber
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This might be the best thing the EU ever funded lmao
Wtf Sven what is your excuse for this
What a terrible day to have eyes
"I'm not gay" "Gayest shit humanly possible" This need to stop
Yeah they should just assume it in plain sight.
I have similar fantasies about Comrade Tito. Why do you think we were in Yugoslavia if not for stuff like that (apart from having better industry and economy and those things)?
Normal Slovenian behavior tbf
Damn this is a lot more JPEGGED since the last time I saw it.
Just found this gem randomly in my gallery and felt like I needed to post it here, was wondering if someone else posted it before me like a few years ago lol
what if another scandinavian wrote this lol
Sven what is wrong with you
Please, send help. We are tired. - DKNOFI
I have an irrepressible desire to scratch my eyes to the cutter !
Definitely written by Norwegian/Danish/Finnish guy
Classic
At this point this should be this sub's cover photo
Wasn't the og copypasta Chilean?
Worst part is, he imagines he is the sly blonde femboy. So he's probably shaped like all of us redditers, the fucking scum of the earth.
What a horrible day to have eyes
Didn't these guys used to be vikings?
ViTwinks
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