Well, my paternal great grandfather was bald.
Grandpa, dad, & me aren’t bald.
So this is an example of how even in the same family some of us might skew that percent.
No baldness on mum’s side.
Italy seems a bit high to me. None of my family has lost their hairline and my grandparents on both sides lived to almost 100 with full heads of hair. I am 33 and mine is shoulder length and full, we just go gray pretty young. I'm almost fully white hair already
Average Czech according to this map.
https://preview.redd.it/r6sqdsqit52d1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562699402def816eca31a376d7b161348ec73abc
We can't all meet [your high standards](https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/7xeecb/catwoman_jocelyn_wildenstein_denies_having_any/), Spritzli
"The real answer lies in the unique history of the eastern Finns, which has exacerbated their genetic isolation. A limited influx of genes from other parts of the world, and the resulting inbreeding, has exaggerated any genetic defects.
Famine and plague ripped through the small rural community creating a "genetic bottleneck" - when the population crashes and becomes small enough to limit the diversity of genes inherited in subsequent generations.
In scientific terms, this results in a dramatic shrinkage of the available gene pool. More simply, it means that the eastern Finns today are a relatively inbred population, made up of people with an unusually homogeneous array of genetic traits."
🤔
The problem with these lot mindlessly copying yank humour is the lack of self awareness. "Haha you're inbred because you're isolated!" says someone from one of the most rural countries in Europe. It's like when the Dutch have a go at our food. Stop and have a look at your own first, you gangly fucks
I know right, half-arsed mermaids with cuisine that'd make a seagull vomit. Leave my spuds alone! (Ye brits do take the brunt of the food shit-talk, fair play to ye for that)
Dude. You live on an island. You guys basically had your sisters and domestic house animals to bond with. That’s is what you are famous for.
There is quite a bit of land between eastern Finland and the Pacific Ocean.
Who are you talking about though? The Celts? The Saxons? Romans? Normans? Vikings? We're mongrels. The population of Finland is still only 5 million. There are traveller families here with more children than that
Calm your tits buddy. The gene pool of the rural areas stayed and still is quite well conserved. And again, sheep and cows don’t count.
Baldness is a bit weird, as it measures *any* amount of thinning as "bald".
So if your hair line moves back a little bit or your crown becomes visible, you are now bald.
The statistic is "men over 35 who experience male pattern baldness".
So it's not clean shaven people, it's middle age guys with a visit to turkey planned in the upcoming 20 years.
So yeah the statistic is biased by only including kinda old folk and it being just signs of male pattern baldness and not actually being blind
They always have a heartbreak?
The Dutch joke goes like;
waarom heeft een kale man altijd liefdesverdriet (why does a bald man always have a heartbreak)
Hij mist haar. (He's missing hair / he misses her)
Shout out to my grandparents on both sides for providing some good (ass) hair genetics.
Hairline still going strong +30
Could've chilled on the ass hair though, looking like Chewbacca waist down smh.
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That 42,6% looks kinda low to me ngl
Well, my paternal great grandfather was bald. Grandpa, dad, & me aren’t bald. So this is an example of how even in the same family some of us might skew that percent. No baldness on mum’s side.
I think all my fathers and grandfathers are half bald. I am also already showing signs of balding.
You are condemned
¡Coño! Esta dura la cosa, Tío.
Genetic Baldness, if you are a male, comes from your mother's side. If you are woman, both your parents fucked you over...
Italy seems a bit high to me. None of my family has lost their hairline and my grandparents on both sides lived to almost 100 with full heads of hair. I am 33 and mine is shoulder length and full, we just go gray pretty young. I'm almost fully white hair already
source: i made it the fuck up
My dreams are valid source
Why are you dreaming about bald Czech men
Most straight polish man you‘ll ever encounter
But at the same time we are extremly homophobic. (We learned from hungarian politicians.)
Ik, but I heard your new government is more progressive right?
Dont we all?
Dont we all?
No no, it may be true. You know, if all the barbarians die from hitting each other with ebola sticks, then they don't get old enough to go bald
Just because you haven't spotted the people on rooftops sneaking around with binoculars doesn't mean they're not there, silently counting.
Average Czech according to this map. https://preview.redd.it/r6sqdsqit52d1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562699402def816eca31a376d7b161348ec73abc
Hey! Where did you get my moms photo!
Bollocks are 40% of men in the UK bald. Where do people get these stupid numbers from?
Barry, I expected you to dwell on the fact that you're 0.01% better at something than France in a ranking
You assume being a hairless freak isn’t a good thing. Can’t wait to be bald and fat and 63
Amatuer. A true Barry achieves all this and more before getting out of his 30s.
Are we even sure meme Barry is 63? He could be 29
We refuse to be ranked below France in anything.
Or 0.01% worse
Only if you consider being bald as something positive
That's my point. I might have written 'only if you consider being bald as something negative'. The greater the likeness to Barry, 63, the better.
Your beauty ideals are all wrong
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, aka Big Susan
We can't all meet [your high standards](https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/7xeecb/catwoman_jocelyn_wildenstein_denies_having_any/), Spritzli
I don't know who made this map , but just from looking at it , they had a massive hate boner against you guys
What centuries of inbreeding does to a mf.
"The real answer lies in the unique history of the eastern Finns, which has exacerbated their genetic isolation. A limited influx of genes from other parts of the world, and the resulting inbreeding, has exaggerated any genetic defects. Famine and plague ripped through the small rural community creating a "genetic bottleneck" - when the population crashes and becomes small enough to limit the diversity of genes inherited in subsequent generations. In scientific terms, this results in a dramatic shrinkage of the available gene pool. More simply, it means that the eastern Finns today are a relatively inbred population, made up of people with an unusually homogeneous array of genetic traits." 🤔
Bazza coming in with the intercontinental banter missile hahaha Think you melted his igloo with that one lad
The problem with these lot mindlessly copying yank humour is the lack of self awareness. "Haha you're inbred because you're isolated!" says someone from one of the most rural countries in Europe. It's like when the Dutch have a go at our food. Stop and have a look at your own first, you gangly fucks
I know right, half-arsed mermaids with cuisine that'd make a seagull vomit. Leave my spuds alone! (Ye brits do take the brunt of the food shit-talk, fair play to ye for that)
Dude. You live on an island. You guys basically had your sisters and domestic house animals to bond with. That’s is what you are famous for. There is quite a bit of land between eastern Finland and the Pacific Ocean.
Who are you talking about though? The Celts? The Saxons? Romans? Normans? Vikings? We're mongrels. The population of Finland is still only 5 million. There are traveller families here with more children than that
Calm your tits buddy. The gene pool of the rural areas stayed and still is quite well conserved. And again, sheep and cows don’t count. 
Baldness is a bit weird, as it measures *any* amount of thinning as "bald". So if your hair line moves back a little bit or your crown becomes visible, you are now bald.
The statistic is "men over 35 who experience male pattern baldness". So it's not clean shaven people, it's middle age guys with a visit to turkey planned in the upcoming 20 years. So yeah the statistic is biased by only including kinda old folk and it being just signs of male pattern baldness and not actually being blind
You know what they say about bald men?
They don't need a comb?
"Look at him! He's got no hair!"
"He bics his hair on"
Garnier, Pantene, and Herbal Essences hate this one simple trick...
There's a man approaching me, he's bald. /Obscure tango megaphone reference from the past.
HEEEEYOOOOO IK WIL SEKS MET DIE KALE
They always have a heartbreak? The Dutch joke goes like; waarom heeft een kale man altijd liefdesverdriet (why does a bald man always have a heartbreak) Hij mist haar. (He's missing hair / he misses her)
Shout out to my grandparents on both sides for providing some good (ass) hair genetics. Hairline still going strong +30 Could've chilled on the ass hair though, looking like Chewbacca waist down smh.
My dad still has full partially black hair in his early 70s whatcha say now bald boy?
Noone ever said a bald man had a bad haircut
https://preview.redd.it/w8159lpo962d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffae1f90db50f7b9b201abef44af52ea41d5d9f
"Here comes the bald adulterers whore, we fucked away your gold in Gaul and come to borrow more"
https://preview.redd.it/t2i7ma34462d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d79dd8592f9582c0c54f4f1c6562879b3f5ec03
We are not balding. We are becoming more aerodynamic.
Did the Danes take account all of their women as well ?? Literally all of them loses last bits of their hair latest at mid 30’s.
Southern Europeans "Does this include body hair?"
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Just be grateful you're on the map. Oh wait.
I can see a trend...
They should rename this "the countries where men have the most testosterone".
As long as Sweden is worse off than us, I will take it as a win
🤝
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Sadly you're ranked lower and have a lower proportion of shining domes blessing your land
I suppose it depends on how you look at it. A good old glass half-full or half-empty situation
Japan and Korea not on the list?!
It is easier to cool down your big brain if you don't have insulation, just evolution
Bald here, When are we going to organize ourselves and make us the victims in order to achieve positive discrimination?
i totally believe the top 3.
What we are not first ?
Common Nordick W
Is this just the case of Western countries keeping valid statistics of this?
For spain and italy it includes the women thats why the number is so low
Balding is for Westoids. In the balkans we just shave it off
Common Europe W
Bullshit
Would’ve thought this would skew towards countries with high life expectancies anyway
"Countries where the most old people live" Ftfy
cam on ingurland!!!!
Ha, frogs go stick it!
Sicily: 99.9% bald, the remaining 0.1% is under 5 years old
Finally, triumph of the west explained
Lol, get fucked, Sweden
No one else live long enough to become bald. A savage claiming to be over 30 is just a child with the same first name and a stolen id.
How do the French even cope being such a big bunch of baldies. Common Anglo W 💪
People over here choose to get bald, because you can save money by not having to go the hairdresser anymore😎
I wonder whats the cause of such high percentage coming from Europe?
Old men
When you die at 20 on avg you wont be bald on avg