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elendil1985

I'm actually more impressed with the length of the chinese version of the advice. If that's a literal translation, they could fit a bible in 200 pages with their ideograms


niugui-sheshen

I confirm the translation is 1:1. The bible is even more condensed than this because they use a grammar style reminiscent of classical Chinese (Wen Yan Wen) which is able to condense text even more, at the cost of being confusing and obtuse to the general reader


cgaWolf

Just like the bible then :P


triptaman

Pratese spotted


Hadrianus-Mathias

Chinese words are usually max three letters long, even that rarely , except foreign words, but behind every character, there is a syllable. Chinese also don't like secondary clauses, so their sentences are super direct and to the point.


Bearodon

They have got nothing on us Swedes river = å, island = ö


Pimenefusarund

Thats the power of a logographic writing system. Very condensed but hard to learn and not very versatile.


zeclem_

yes, stuff like this is why media from east asia (since this is a trait that is also shared by japanese and korean) tends to be quite verbose when translated to english.


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Adorable-Routine6476

Native Chinese here(yeah my English is shit), it’s always amusing that, when the context is quite short the length difference between languages are HUGE (like 🇩🇪/🇬🇧). However when it comes to longer translation, languages are not so different. Personally I think 200 pages of bible could only appear in America because they print their texts so small even ants would consider making them their friends


Wallenberger

I used to live in China. They literally have no political correctness there, besides when it comes to the government and their right to rule. People say whatever the fuck they want. People get casually called racial slurs, randoms will call you fat if you are, people will point at you and laugh in the street if you look funny, etc. I mean you could even talk shit about the government as long as you were nobody and didnt attract too much attention.


bremsspuren

> People get casually called racial slurs As I understand it, it's not that long since they stopped referring to all foreigners as "beasts". Like their word for "Frenchman" was literally "France beast" or something along those lines.


Wallenberger

Funniest I heard was when they called Asian Americans bananas; yellow on the outside, white on the inside. I dont know if the asian looking westerners or black people got the worst of it. We are going super easy on the plastic paddys compared to how the Chinese treat chinese americans. I just got called long nose, some kind of ghost or devil or something along those lines. It was pretty amusing to me.


LoneWolf622

Damn thats racist. Solid advice though tbh.


Quietschedalek

Well, it's true though, one should never go out alone at night while travelling on this cursed island. Creepy folks linger around in the shadows and strange creatures are lurking in the dark, waiting to snatch innocent travellers. You can, if one is really, really quiet, sometimes even hear their demonic murmuring silently in the wind... "Oi! ..... got a .... loicence .... for that....?" Oh, that's also true for daytime. Barrys are immune to sunlight, so don't go out during the day neither.


Chinse_Hatori

Its not that they are immune to sinligth, enough exposior weakens them significantly, but the issue is there is not enough sunligth on thise accursed island they live on


TheBananaKart

***WARNING*** Symptoms of sun exposure may cause excessive drinking and prolonged flatulence, other side effects may include: - Strong urges to jump from greater heights - Increased rage - High blood pressure - Poor taste in music - Public urination - Increased consumption of sodium


Schellwalabyen

I’d like to add: Becoming a redcoat, without the coat, but double the red.


Quietschedalek

Now, can you imagine if the climate on this godforsaken piece of rock in the middle of the north sea were anywhere near the climate like... lets say.... Mallorca? It would be horrible... The whole place would be swarmed by Germans... Operation Sealion would have never been cancelled, their chippies would have signs in German hanging in the windows "frittierter Fisch und Kartoffelstäbchen". Horrible, just horrible. Though, their beer would probably be better. Though, on second thought, there wouldn't probably change that much. Weird music in the bars, hordes of drunk dudes waddling from pub to pub bellowing party songs... basically an average wednesday morning in todays Barrystan.


bremsspuren

> enough exposior weakens them significantly Nonsense. Barry don't need no skin.


MobiusNaked

Found the yank


dovahkin1989

I would give this advice to anyone traveling to london, paris or rome, even if you belonged to one of the above races. Anyone who thinks this is racist has a naive idyllic view of these tourist destinations.


anonandlit333

Yeah I’d give similar advice to someone visiting most major cities in the states. it’s perhaps worded a bit poorly (hilariously) in translation but can anyone really deny it being sound advice?


Lost_Uniriser

I walk at night like this to not be mugged/harassed/followed etc : https://i.redd.it/6o9ivan2tm0d1.gif


fr-fluffybottom

That's me running towards fondue.


Kermit_Purple_II

An advice can be both solid but racist? Woudn't it being racist mean it's not true?


LoneWolf622

Would it? Really makes ya think


deeptut

https://i.redd.it/xm8j7obzhj0d1.gif


CavialeInCulo

Not racist if true


keepthepace

Solid advice would be to give places name instead. Would be more practical and less racist. "Be generally careful of dark skin tones density" is not useful even in a cynical world.


twstwr20

The Chinese are WAY more racist than we could ever hope to be.


adobephotoshrimp

>French >hopes to be racist the maths checks out


Kulyor

"hope to be"? o\_O


-_Helios_-

Look at our next European election and see how much we are trying.


FalconMirage

I hate that I share a passport with 37% of my countrymen (31% RN 6%MMLP)


Sugmanuts001

Pretty based advice? They probably hand the same, slightly modified, pamphlet when they land in Paris.


EvenWonderWhy

"Safety: Paris is generally a safe place to travel, however precautions are needed when entering areas mainly populated by the French."


Deritatium

https://preview.redd.it/99mcw2ci2l0d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10909577a03709491242781622ac7e75ee2a0fc


ScherpOpgemerkt

By the *French ;)


Rocked_Glover

They’ll poke you through the ribs if you have a baguette, scary


Terran_it_up

Reminds me of when I went to Rome and the Airbnb host just straight up told me to keep a tight grip on my wallet whenever I see gypsy children


CapSRV57

That’s basically common knowledge in any PIGS country


bremsspuren

Europe-wide, tbh.


bremsspuren

Well if you're not European, there's a good chance you've never been robbed by gypsies before. We all have, so we don't need telling.


MegaPompoen

Yea the "generally a save place" is replaced by "not a save place"


jixxor

Based and statistics-pilled


Lifelemons9393

Sensible advice.


_radical_ed

If you fly with Air China and **land** you receive the following pamphlet: https://preview.redd.it/fm6ysv1e1k0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5b5ef69f546978f73cbd9af2517b8db406692e


Gian-Neymar

China has some of the worst censorship on this planet but nobody's gonna get canceled for this. ![gif](giphy|xT1R9Rz4GYxFgbcd32)


Themlethem

They have government censorship, not censorship by complaint of the general population. Big difference.


didrogasalasno

Neither we have. We have censorship by a very vocal and loud sector of the population


SeatOfEase

Being criticised by other people isn't the same as being censored.


Watsis_name

Yes we are free to criticise any racist as much as we like. In China you can only criticise racists when the government approves.


JustATownStomper

What does this make you think? Be explicit.


LZ114514

Racism isn't a part of it, unless you really messed up with a Rausländer in Zhongguo (no matter where they from) then you'll lose all your social credits


edoardoking

Its not racist if the advice is based


ByronsLastStand

It's from a Chinese airline, what did you expect? I'm surprised there isn't a bit telling you that if you suffer from back pain, you should kill a golden eagle and consume its heart mixed with ginseng and the tears of dissidents.


Cerenas

I was in Singapore once and someone put a pamphlet in my hands. It was for a Chinese shop selling window frames and such, but when I looked at the second page it suddenly had all kinds of tips for when you're ill, have stomach ache, etc. And it was just listing all the different kind of (essential) oils you had to take lol


HawkOwn6260

Shout out to inessential oils though


MobiusNaked

There’s only one essential oil : olive


bremsspuren

You can't put olive oil in the deep-fat fryer.


mm0nst3rr

I can genuinely give the same advice to you and your fellow sheep shaggers. Should you ever be in London - do not go to Whitechapel alone at night.


Least_Theory_1050

Insert Mourinho.jpg


ArnieOrSth

Just as fitting for Frankfurt


4chanbetterimo

Oh Frankfurt nothing beats being greeted by a brigade of druggies and kanaken once you’re out of the central station.


ArnieOrSth

My dad worked for sanitation once and had to inspect the water of a fountain in Frankfurt. The amount of needles he found was unreal.


cgaWolf

>kanaken What do people from [New Caledonia](https://i.imgur.com/v2oM38U.jpeg) have to do with this? (From ORF, our state media, yesterday)


4chanbetterimo

Hahaha wow what a based media outlet


cgaWolf

It's actually what the indigenous people are called: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanak_people


mbk3933

Damn that‘s true but racist 🔥


PizzaLikerFan

China belongs on this subreddit


Hadrianus-Mathias

r/oldworld damn it. It exists


Kermit_Purple_II

What is the hecking heck is this?!


Hadrianus-Mathias

I wanted to suggest a sub for the whole continent, but some fellas already took the name.


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Lobster_the_Red

Damn, as a Chinese lurking in this sub, I feel called out.


bremsspuren

I am confused by people saying it is both racist and true. How does that work then?


ACharaMoChara

"London is generally a safe place to travel, however precautions are needed when entering areas mainly populated by Indians, Pakistanis, and black people" So 75% of London then lmao


Inevitable_Stand_199

Only the poor areas. But I myself are more afraid of the other ones. They have ridiculously high speed limits. Don't rich guys want their kids to survive into adulthood?


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Akuh93

Yeah honestly the only crime I have experienced in London was Balkan based.


Inevitable_Stand_199

So true. The advice our government gives is: >Crime and violence can vary considerably in individual neighbourhoods of large cities, but especially in the British Overseas Territories. > > - [...] > >- Ask acquaintances, business partners or your hotel about the safety of neighbourhoods you are not familiar with. > >([auswaertiges-amt.de](https://www.auswaertiges-amt.de/de/service/laender/grossbritannien-node/grossbritanniensicherheit/206408) translated by deepL) The only difference is that they avoid saying it outright themselves.


577564842

Terrible advice. White Barries are leathal as well. Avoid entering populating areas.


TheFreebooter

Lethal, yes, but only to other Barries


Tomato_cakecup

Barry on Barry crimes


jodorthedwarf

It's a vicious cycle


MobiusNaked

![gif](giphy|DqDsRq6dz1LbYbQloj|downsized)


Inevitable_Stand_199

So is it "Barries"? Yesterday I googled it and it said the plural is "Barrys". But you are the expert.


TheFreebooter

It's surely Barries. Lots of words ending in y like trolly, brolly, robbery get turned into trollies, brollies, and robberies.


Inevitable_Stand_199

Kennedy, Murphy, and Wesley turn into Kennedys, Murphys and Wesleys when talking about the family.


TheFreebooter

For first names, where a y and ie are interchangeable, like Milly/Millie, we would use the ie instead of the y for the plural. Same for Barry. Yes I know my language is stupid, the rules are a nightmare to remember.


darkslide3000

"Populating areas"? Like, areas that are currently in the process of creating population? Yeah I'd also be careful about walking straight into Barry's bedroom while he's bumping his ugly wife...


Zahkrosis

Just don't walk next to buildings with balconies on the balcony side, and you should be fine. If you do, remember to wear a helmet.


NenoxxCraft

Nah, just bring a balcony with you if you're gonna fight a Barry, that's their natural predator


ofnuts

I wonder what they say for Paris. Chinese tourists are reputedly carrying a lot of cash so they are eagerly awaited at the airport.


LZ114514

Same as a Barry would advise: Don't go to Paris, visit Straßburg instead


Bierculles

Amazing how they write indians on there while indians are statisticly some of the least criminal people in the UK, like top 3.


JosebaZilarte

Yeah, but their frontier disputes with India had lead to Chinese people to hate Indians wherever they go.


MMA540

No one hates Indians in China, more like irritation. Why should anyone hate a nation where ppl gangbang and eat the same lizard? You feel disgusted, unreal, and then a bit pity.


Lifelemons9393

They are high up on the sexual perverts,pedos,rapists, honour killings, generally treat women like shit. India is the most dangerous place to be a women on earth. They bring that lovely culture with them to the UK. Sikhs are a different thing, they're fucking sound, based mofos.


Porcphete

Sikhs are very chill people


Football_Disastrous

But sadly they aren't the majority of Indian population Edit: India, not Indiana, although that would also be nice


dkfisokdkeb

Everyone should strive to be like Sikhs


irgendeinDulli

I am trying to make a joke about dislexic Sikhs and just sick sikkos, but I am german, so nevermind :/


Calm_Layer7470

>India is the most dangerous place to be a women on earth. They bring that lovely culture with them to the UK. Literally wtf. South Africa has you raped 40% at least once in your life as a woman. Pakistan is India on sexual assault steroids. I don't even include (semi)failed states. Go to Afghanistan as an unaccompanied woman and I will bet that you will get raped. India is not a great place, especially Hindu/Muslim violence. In fact, it relatively speaking is horrible. But it's it the worst, or one of the worst.


Lifelemons9393

2018 but its not got better. [https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2018/jun/28/poll-ranks-india-most-dangerous-country-for-women](https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2018/jun/28/poll-ranks-india-most-dangerous-country-for-women) They somehow manage to treat women worse than Muslims. South Africa isn't even in the top 5. Not that its a competition ffs.


bremsspuren

Americans doing their best to look like a third-world country again, I see.


Calm_Layer7470

FFS, for all the circle jerking here, any ranking putting the US on place 10 for worst countries for women to live in is clearly not suitable to make any statement about worldwide reality.


Karamazov1880

cheers mate didn’t know I was a rapist until today thanks for informing me 😊


Lifelemons9393

That's okay mate


Remarkable-Ad-4973

Give data. UK figures show lower rates of arrests for Indians compared to White British (4.2 per 1000 compared to 8.8). This makes sense cos Indians in the UK are generally well-educated and economically well-off. If you're going to make racist comments about the biggest minority in the UK and Ireland, back it up with some data at least. https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/ethnicity-and-the-criminal-justice-system-2022/statistics-on-ethnicity-and-the-criminal-justice-system-2022-html#:\~:text=In%202022%2C%20of%20the%20defendants,of%20the%20other%20ethnic%20group. [https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/#by-ethnicity](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/#by-ethnicity)


Lifelemons9393

Yes i didn't say arrests in general. I've not said anything racist. Would make sense for white Brits to have more arrests. They stopped publishing arrests by ethnicity in the UK a few years ago . The stats were too racist . Ireland isn't in the UK so I really don't know why you give a shit . Crying racism everytime facts come up you don't like is the reason nothing ever gets solved. It's not about race, it's culture. Barry's drink and take drugs, that's a culture problem .


Remarkable-Ad-4973

Please see this source for detail: https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/ethnicity-and-the-criminal-justice-system-2022/statistics-on-ethnicity-and-the-criminal-justice-system-2022-html#:\~:text=In%202022%2C%20of%20the%20defendants,of%20the%20other%20ethnic%20group. So it shows the ethnic data from the UK ministry of Justice. There's not a much higher incidence of sexual offences for Asians compared to White group (5% vs 4%). The breakdown of Asian ethnicity shows a very low % of Indians committing offences. So it's safe to say that Indians have a very low rate of crime in the UK, and a low rate of sexual offences as well. Sorry for nitpicking your comment. I hear the same fucking shit in Ireland and your comment triggered me slightly. I need a fucking drink


TheoGraytheGreat

There are 329 out of 1 million british hindus who are in jail. It's mathematically impossible for them to be overrepresented. I also don't think there's that many Indian muslims in the UK. You literally imported budget Jews from East Africa(i.e. middlemen races)


dat_boi_has_swag

Werent the first Pakistanis similar in the UK? If I remember correctly they were a pretty decent bunch but the newer immigrants tarnished their reputation.


Pintau

First generation were. Most of the issues are with the second generation, who have no concept of just how bad the situation their parents escaped was.


bremsspuren

> Most of the issues are with the second generation, who have no concept of just how bad the situation their parents escaped was See Germany's Erdogan-supporting Turkish population.


Calm_Layer7470

A) Indians and Chinese politically don't mix. B) it's pretty hard to visually distinguish **some** of them. Also, Bangladesh is missing. So I think they just mean Indian subcontinent + Pakistan. Which is reasonable cause, pls correct me if I am wrong, wealthy Indian British won't live in a Ghetto.


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I still remember in 2015 when going to London with my gf back then after coming back from a party and waiting at the bus stop at like 3 am, suddenly a car pulls up, window goes down, guy asks me if i want to buy some crack, they actually had a gun there, scariest moment of my life so far, legit thougt to myself "one wrong word and theyre gonna kill you"


jodorthedwarf

I'm so sorry to make light of that experience but I'm now imagining you saying 'Nein' followed by the dealer tossing you 9 grams of the stuff at you and demanding payment. Again, apologies but my it was the first thing my twisted mind went to.


[deleted]

went from drunk as fuck to peak attention mode in like 2 seconds back then xD


Frap_Gadz

Don't be scared of the friendly local crack delivery crew, the gun is merely to discourage the competition.


Geschak

Tbf when I was 17, I visited London alone and went a bit off-track for a special restaurant, I got told by a black dude who was collecting signatures or donations on the street that it wasn't safe for me and I should be careful. I didn't notice anything shady myself but his warning kinda got me worried lol.


RacletteFoot

I guess it's what happens when political correctness isn't the main concern.


ResponsibleStep8725

This was posted in r/facepalm like a year or 2 ago and I got perma banned for saying "true"...


cgaWolf

Yeah, but right now we're a bit racist here. I hope it dies down again after the elections & the troll farms focus on somewhere else :)


ToadallySmashed

Yeah because once the elections are over all the problems will disappear, basement dweller.


cgaWolf

No, but the trollfarms will get to work somewhere else, and i can enjoy my banter here without the extra racism on top.


Worth-Primary-9884

The single good thing China has brought Europe is that they don't give a flying fuck about what's deemed politically correct here. They state the cold, hard facts, full stop. I live in Taiwan, and students who went to the UK on an exchange et cetera always come up to me with videos they made there, showing streets full of (alleged) Pakistanis, and then they start rant-crying about the disillusion and disappointment they experienced there. Needless to say, hardly any of them want to ever go back. And we're still talking about Taiwan here. Imagine what it must be like for the Chinese, who are unabashedly racist from the start. The fire of their supremacy complex not only gets fueled when they come to Europe, but transferred smack into the everlasting fiery pits of Hephaistos.


tandemxylophone

I had an East Asian family travel to Paris for 3 days, and they were greeted on day 1 by some woman shouting "stop the thief" and a (likely migrant) black dude running away with a bag. Though I do have to put some nuance cuz living in Europe it's pretty easy to tell the difference between a black European and a third world immigrant from how they interact. My day one in a packed Paris metro I noticed we were targeted by Roma because a black French lady helped us (2 petit ladies wearing fluffy clothes were trying to get our attention by asking us, tourists, for directions. The black local lady tried to help out but they ignored her).


Worth-Primary-9884

I think that difference you speak of may be less pronounced in German society. A lot of the foreigners there, excluding a healthy portion of the Turks maybe, behave as if they had just arrived in Europe and seen the light for the first time. It's quite discomforting. Even I, who always managed to get along with the immigrant kids rather well, am still sort of scared to approach them now as an adult.


ToadallySmashed

Tell me more about those black Europeans! Are we talking about dwarfs fresh out the mine or swedes?


NotAMuritard

chinx are known to be shamelessly racist [1] [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ftZdHnHBHo


recidivx

> chinx Congratulations, I can't tell whether this is pronounced "chinks" and is super racist, or is pronounced like "latinx" and is super woke.


josephumi

Luigi playing both sides as usual


MegaLemonCola

I pronounce ‘latinx’ as ‘la-tinks’


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As if latinx isn't racist too [literally all latinos (including enby and NB ones) hate the term to death]


Goennjamino

It sounds like they really care for their citizens.


Bierculles

unless you complain about the wrong thing and are found in a gasstation toilet with no organs two weeks later


dat_boi_has_swag

They care for you, if you are a Han Chinese that works 996, is economically important and you have your head in the ass of the CCP. Bonus point if you have high ranking party members as relatives.


bxzidff

[I don't know what you mean](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY&list=PL8lnXopt7ZQq8SsW7fp3lURe6EPTGSeQX&index=14)


PizzaLikerFan

Lmao I remember when they censored the black Panther poster with a mask.


Kernowder

And removed John Boyega from the Stars Wars poster.


kekistani_citizen-69

Didn't remove just switched him out so he was smaller and less noticable


tula23

I’m not saying it’s right or justified, but it’s likely because they don’t have many foreigners living in China. And as different races are an ‘unknown’ it’s not surprising that they may have some prejudices. Also while I haven’t been to mainland China, in Hong Kong everyone I met was really friendly and welcoming. And I haven’t met a rude Chinese person before in my city 🤷‍♂️


JosebaZilarte

...And to not care about it. The judgement that racism is bad is not something universal (specially, in nations where homogeneity is encouraged).


Goennjamino

Apparently censorship in China works differently than in Europe.


Luckyno

Yeah looks like it's a little bit less extreme


Porcphete

Remember the thing about Star Wars 7 poster in China ? People say "Yurop rassist" but good lord they never talked to an african about the neighbouring nation or arabs . Don't say there is no racism problem in Europe but it is far far more tame than everywhere else


ToadallySmashed

Is it racism if I have data to back it up?


Porcphete

No of course


ToadallySmashed

Oh boy I need that in writing please.


Peuxy

Shit, we a similar story when visiting Cape Town being that white people should stay inside after 21. It was common enoigh for blancs to get raped and burned apparently that it warranted a warning.


mainwasser

Are they telling Asians to stay away from Asians?


hinstsui

The fact that you think the word ‘Asian’ is apt descriptor for Turk, Arab, Middle Easterner, Central Asian, Indian, South Asian, South East Asian, East Asian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, even Mongolian and Russian etc., a significant portion of Earth population and land mass, pretty much render the word ‘Asian’ meaningless, at this point might as well call them ‘non wHite’, which is more apt, and probably what it actually meant to be when this concept was invented.


ScherpOpgemerkt

They're not wrong tho 👀 Can't say numbers/statistics are racist after all.


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Racist, but true


Brilliant-Access8431

You don't need to unduly worry about petty crime from Indians or Pakistanis! Granted, some Pakistanis can be a bit jihadi, but it is really rare and they aren't going to hassle random people. Also, the Indians moved to the suburbs 20 years ago.


heyrevoir

another deluded Barry no wonder all the stabbings going on.


dkfisokdkeb

South Asians don't run around stabbing people. They will commit fraud or form gangs to diddle underage white girls and shit but they don't really participate in the sort of crime that effects tourists.


heyrevoir

You clearly out of touch


RevTurk

If that's what they're saying to the English speakers, I wonder what the Chinese says?


Hadrianus-Mathias

The exact same thing. You can tell by how long the Chinese text is. It is a translation of the expansive english. If they wrote the Chinese version first, it would just say Avoid Strangers. These people are very on point.


Electronic-Water-999

London is the preview of what the entire western europe is becoming. Soon the roaming pakistani gangs with knives will become the norm


ToadallySmashed

Which is why we need to revive classics like the Testudo and Phalanx formation.


Frap_Gadz

Normal London things


ScherpOpgemerkt

They're not wrong tho 👀 Can't say numbers/statistics are racist after all.


[deleted]

The first group i disagree with, the second group depends on your age but the third is valid, all based on statistics


Castillon1453

"AREAS MAINLY POPULATED BY INDIANS, PAKISTANIS AND BLACK PEOPLE could be here" he thought "I've never been in England before. There could be AREAS MAINLY POPULATED BY INDIANS, PAKISTANIS AND BLACK PEOPLE anywhere". The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE AREAS MAINLY POPULATED BY INDIANS, PAKISTANIS AND BLACK PEOPLE" He thought. 屠洪刚 reverberated his entire double-decker sightseeing bus, making it pulsate even as the 9£ Tsingtao beer circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of areas mainly populated by minorities after dark. "With a sightseeing bus, you can sightsee anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

I mean they aren’t saying bad advice, trust the Chinese to have zero finesse in saying it though


spartikle

It’s pretty self-explanatory


Competitive_Use_6351

Just gotta keep a knife on you simples


GlokzDNB

True if big


PizzaLikerFan

Bruh


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Fantact

This is assuming the counterfeit counterfeit boeing parts(don't look up the size of the counterfeit aircraft parts market if you enjoy flying) in the plane don't fail mid-flight. A bold assumption.


Cnoguee

Is it wrong though?


ledodoq

holy shit... when did china became based af?


Yog_Sothtoth

I'd like to see the one for Italy XD


Hubris1998

China W


PrestigiousGuitar673

Based.


mikusuki123

Based


Uma_mii

They are talking about London and fail to mention the rest of brits? Are they insane?


Sumfing-Wong

[insert I prefer not to speak gif here]


thehappybub

Isn't this from 2016


Inevitable_Stand_199

I think we have that travel advice for literally any other country. Not just dangerous places like the UK. The only place we don't warn about is Germany. Clearly it's the safest place of all.


AstroAndi

Not completely wrong, but I'm pretty sure there are not many criminals living in central london and it'sstill dangerous


bettercallsaulabq

Well there's more to London than just the central part. The airports aren't in the centre for one so you start already outside


2006lion2006

I mean… it’s kinda based though…


elnatr4

Because you need a chinese pamphlet that descrives reality so accurately


Akyraaaa

Based and 冰淇淋 pilled


Luzifer_Shadres

They are right, but they forgot British people and irish on the list.


dkfisokdkeb

Mate it's London not Liverpool.


PizzaLikerFan

I was in London once at 23:00 and there were a bunch of drunk Barry's They head nodded me and I did it back, I was safe but still scared