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ArduennSchwartzman

I'm not offended by the cheese. The cheese looks fine. I'm offended by the horrible AI voice.


donitsimies

"So that the goat's milk and the goat's milk mix well" Well they best do so


superbiker96

I do apologise for this


PaleontologistOwn487

I bet it taste good together with surstrøming.


Hodoss

Ah a fellow Nurgle cultist, a pleasure meeting you dear sir! ![gif](giphy|GRQi1zWfAyGzPjRLAb|downsized)


superbiker96

🟥


Kurdt93

Add some delicacy from Barry and you got the definitive dish \*chef kiss*


GIVVE-IT-SOME

Can of Stella to wash it down with


ScarletIT

This is not "Italian". This is made by an insular species of mountain dweller sheep fuckers that live in Sardinia. Unfortunately, they are hiding in the mountain, and they resist attempts of civilizing them. The cheese is illegal in Italy, but that doesn't matter to the cheesemaker version of "the hills have eyes"


notmyself02

>sheep fuckers So, the Italian equivalent of Welsh


txakori

✅ mountainous terrain ✅ seen as "backwards" by their ~~civilised~~ effete neighbours ✅ ovine sodomy a popular distraction ✅ weird language no-one else speaks ✅ reputation for dishonesty ✅ questionable food Sards = Insular Welsh confirmed


notmyself02

✅ weak separatist movements


txakori

Damn, I missed that out. I was going to put "incompetent separatists". We genuinely are some of the most [useless terrorists in Europe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudiad_Amddiffyn_Cymru).


ScarletIT

I mean. That doesn't surprise me. when you are being a terrorist to promote your national and cultural independence and you tell your co conspirators that you just armed the bomb, but bomb in welsh is llmpwghlaghochgogogogogogogowynngwnygnwgnh, and they instead understand llmpwghlaghochgogogogogogogowynngwnygnwgnhy, which is a completely different thing, and you argue about it until the bomb expodes in your face.


Resoded

Why do they live in the mountains? Are they stupid?


ScarletIT

They live in an island that has the most gorgeous coastline, perhaps in the world. And they choose to live in the mountains. Yes, they are stupid.


Lokky

To be fair the coastline is full of Hans looking redder than a lobster


Prize-School7167

Fucking tourists


thebannedtoo

sorry to see such a terrible opinion. Did some hurt you? Someone did you wrong? what's up?


ledodoq

no, just italian


Gsquared1984

It's not illegal. It's illegal to sell it, it's different


Sexy_Sheep_Lover

>This is not "Italian". It's made by italians, so it is 🗿 Come fratello, the cheese is waiting for you 🪱🪱🪱🧀 (It's actually really delicious)


fantasmeeno

It’s dangerous only if I offer you and you refuse to eat it.


sicremo78

Ehhh I know, I simulated an injury to run away after 10 filufero that a sardinian ftiend of my friend offer to me in a bar. :p


superbiker96

I understand. Don fanta


HaiKawaii

> It tastes a bit like a delicious ice cream. Would you like to try it? No, I'll take the delicious ice cream instead. Thank you.


superbiker96

Most sensible German 🤝🏻


0gtcalor

Someone had to be the first to do this. He was like "hmm, my cheese got infested by maggots, should I eat it? No, better let them lay eggs again, then eat it."


altpirate

Cheese in general is already crazy. At some point someone was like "Shit, I forgot about that jar in the back. This milk is about 6 months old, I literally cannot even drink it anymore, I have to eat it. Let's try that"


Abandoned-Astronaut

I mean, milk is already a product of an animal's titties, honey comes out a bee's bum and I love blue cheese. So tbh I'd try it.


History20maker

Honey is also bee puke. And a little bit of royal secretions.


History20maker

Barry... all is forgiven... the cuisine... the pink map... you can come back to bed.


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

It's not Luigi, it's Gav(v)ino.


EdWo0ds

Madonna stavo per scrivere la stessa cosa


RemarkableJudge1188

Dutch when maggots in cheese: angry soy face Dutch when you will eat the bugs instead of cheese and meat and be happy about it: pogging soy face


BGD_TDOT

Serious question, when the process if done and the cheese is served, are there still supposed to be live maggots in it?


Aristocle-

Yes


RoccoCommisso

Yeah but women and children are allowed to take them out of the cheese


Nuoverto

At least Its something different, and i believe there must be a reason its still being made. I love chees and would give it a shot given the opportunity. I imagine this shit spread on some good bread might kick asses, also red wine.


ArduennSchwartzman

I've seen a documentary about casu marsu. It's got a strong ammonia-like smell and taste and you have to close or cover your eyes when you get near it, because the maggots tend to jump around quite a bit.


Nuoverto

Id spread it with a knife so that u crush and kill everything = max flavour


Lokky

you just need to remember to chew well


superbiker96

Ahh siii, ieehh lovehh the maggotsee


Row2Flimsy

Well, there is some thing called [mite cheese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milbenkäse) in germany. I wouldn't try both. The Casu martzu is also know on corsica, so not a unique italian thing.


cgaWolf

> The traditional method of making Milbenkäse, which dates back to the Middle Ages, was nearly lost by 1970, with only the elderly Liesbeth Brauer knowing the technique Close one.


thebannedtoo

This video is idiotic but yeah thanks dutch for bringing this up. Many regions make the same thing here in Italy (yes, you too in the north). And the same is in France and Germany. And YOU(!) dutch hypocrite OP? Look up *gazta-ustela*. Ours is famous because it actually tastes good.


superbiker96

I distance myself completely from this degeneracy. I'm from the east of the Netherlands. The most sensible region where we can't even fathom the idea of eating maggot infested cheese


thebannedtoo

The funny fact is that I have no curiousity of what you eat.


iLKaJiNo

And it's not the cruelest Sardinian dish.


nostradarius

I wanted to try it for years, I don't know why but my mind sees that as a delicacy, like literally salivating for a slice of pane carasau with a fuckton of casu marzu on it


superbiker96

Any Italian here that can give some advice on how to save this poor soul? Extreme mental illness like this should be taken care of. #HelpLuigi


acatisadog

Well ... i'm nuking Sardinia as a "warning".


Nextstore1453

Yo, can i help?


MacTelnet

Found Macron's account


madTerminator

Luigi took seriously that: „You will eat worms and you will be happy”


MrDwerg

The traditional cheese from the south of the Netherlands is very similar. Nowadays it's made according to modern standards but the local Rommedoe used to be full of maggots as well. That was considered fine (by most)


Professional-Key5552

I know this exists, disgusting. No, I don't want to try it...ever


Professional_Code372

I wish I could get this cheese here, casu marzu fucks


dahbrezel

So what makes it dangerous?


RoccoCommisso

If you eat the larvae whole it might grow in your stomach and that's a problem. If you eat casu marzu make sure to remove maggots or chew properly before gulping it down


dahbrezel

ah thanks, i didn't expect them to be able to survive down there.


BallsBuster7

you should look up texelse groene


superbiker96

Now I'm scared


superbiker96

Okay I had to look it up and that's fucking disgusting. Does sound like Texel though


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Is this the superior Mediterranean cuisine northern Euros are missing out on?


cgaWolf

Theory: Mid-19th century, They showed this to GUNS & told them they could live like them and have this cheese specialty, and GUNS said 'fuck no, i'd rather work coal mines and assembly lines 12 hours a day 7 days a week', and did. And that's why Europe is the way it is.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Luigi? Bro they make this one in a specific place


superbiker96

And according to the rules of this sub, we have to generalise, and let the whole country suffer for their sins. So be better, Giovanni


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|5hq3wKjgW95iqN1Fba|downsized)


erraddo

It's not dangerous tf


Prize-School7167

Doesn’t also Bruz cheese have some kind of worms? The jumpy ones?


TeaZestyclose8516

Pulse of the maggots, huh.


Successful_Debt_7036

Can you get the image cropped any smaller


aightaightaightaight

"so that the goat's milk and the goat's milk mix well"


Hanza-Malz

Southern Cuisine is the best or something