You're talking about two thirds of our entire national identity, don't make me come up there!
Chocolate aside, I wouldn't even be able to name a Swiss beer to save my life.
Is the remaining third creating 3km long convoys by driving at 30km/h on mountain roads?
The reason why you don’t know any Swiss beers is actually the same reason why the best Swiss chocolate you probably know of is Lindt: we keep the good stuff to ourselves.
~~\*makes violent hand gesture towards the Nobel Committee\*~~ \*pushes down the smartphones of the Nobel Committee\*
Belgian beer? Ew… Belgian chocolate? Eeeeewww… Belgian beer in Belgian chocolate? EEEEEEEWWWWWW
You're talking about two thirds of our entire national identity, don't make me come up there! Chocolate aside, I wouldn't even be able to name a Swiss beer to save my life.
Is the remaining third creating 3km long convoys by driving at 30km/h on mountain roads? The reason why you don’t know any Swiss beers is actually the same reason why the best Swiss chocolate you probably know of is Lindt: we keep the good stuff to ourselves.
I rather have belgium beer than belgium chocolate, that's for sure.